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"I'd have a revolving wheel that Cuntenders can jump on" • Are Cunt(enders) allowed? | |||
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I’m happy to elect Erect Jim and Granny Crumpet for the role for May - and Hot Ash and his lovely new wife for the month of June. | |||
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"I'd have a revolving wheel that Cuntenders can jump on • Are Cunt(enders) allowed?" Nero...... | |||
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"Hmmm - good shout op. I think it should be a monthly role - with a mayor and mayoress working together. They should have to plan and host a social within that month too (purely because I love forum socials )
I’m happy to elect Erect Jim and Granny Crumpet for the role for May - and Hot Ash and his lovely new wife for the month of June. "• A great shout out for Åsh_and_LØrna. | |||
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"Henceforth the campaign will be called "Elect Jim" for Erect Jim. (I wouldn't vote for Mèlí; we're going through a painful divorce at the moment and she's staked claim to my entire MP3 collection)" Let her have it !!! | |||
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"Henceforth the campaign will be called "Elect Jim" for Erect Jim. (I wouldn't vote for Mèlí; we're going through a painful divorce at the moment and she's staked claim to my entire MP3 collection)" Painful/enjoyable, potato, potato. And your cinnamon collection, don't forget that bad boy, future ex-husband.  | |||
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"I’m going Jim, Ash, Lorna or Posh. Their inclusivity is a bit of me "• Vicår! How could I have forgotten you!¿? You would have got my vote.... eventually. | |||
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"Someone with big tits. Imagine the bounce with those massive ceremonial medals on top " • Inå, I'm perpetually enamoured by your thought process. But I feel your suggestion is flawed.  | |||
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"Henceforth the campaign will be called "Elect Jim" for Erect Jim. (I wouldn't vote for Mèlí; we're going through a painful divorce at the moment and she's staked claim to my entire MP3 collection) Let her have it !!! " This is what did for Derek Bentley. If Meli now gets shot, we know who to blame. | |||
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"Henceforth the campaign will be called "Elect Jim" for Erect Jim. (I wouldn't vote for Mèlí; we're going through a painful divorce at the moment and she's staked claim to my entire MP3 collection) Let her have it !!! This is what did for Derek Bentley. If Meli now gets shot, we know who to blame. "
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"Someone with big tits. Imagine the bounce with those massive ceremonial medals on top • Inå, I'm perpetually enamoured by your thought process. But I feel your suggestion is flawed. "How so? | |||
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"I’m going Jim, Ash, Lorna or Posh. Their inclusivity is a bit of me
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Vicår! How could I have forgotten you!¿? You would have got my vote.... eventually."I am not worthy, honestly | |||
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"Posh "Nah. The power would go to my head and I'd be demanding all kinds of sexy photos from y'all. Oh... wait... Erm  | |||
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"Someone with big tits. Imagine the bounce with those massive ceremonial medals on top • Inå, I'm perpetually enamoured by your thought process. But I feel your suggestion is flawed.
How so? "• I have no idea but I still felt compelled to send you 'a blag one liner'. | |||
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"Henceforth the campaign will be called "Elect Jim" for Erect Jim. (I wouldn't vote for Mèlí; we're going through a painful divorce at the moment and she's staked claim to my entire MP3 collection) Let her have it !!! This is what did for Derek Bentley. If Meli now gets shot, we know who to blame. "  I've missed your wit D-. | |||
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"Someone with big tits. Imagine the bounce with those massive ceremonial medals on top " | |||
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"Gentlemën, Lådies, Binarïes and Whateveries... If Fab was to appoint (or anoint) their first Förum Måyor, for whom would you cast your vote? Self-appointment would also be allowed but what would be your manifesto / womanifesto? Who can be Fab's ¹st Mayor?" How about you OP? | |||
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"Hmmm - good shout op. I think it should be a monthly role - with a mayor and mayoress working together. They should have to plan and host a social within that month too (purely because I love forum socials )
I’m happy to elect Erect Jim and Granny Crumpet for the role for May - and Hot Ash and his lovely new wife for the month of June. "Agree, monthly rotation sounds like the best plan - too many worthy contenders! | |||
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"Posh "Absolute fucking carnage that would be | |||
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"I know I’m not going to get any votes but my first act would be to remove ridiculous popularity threads " | |||
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"We don’t need a mayor / mayoress, just brings more rules to life " I think a mayoress would be hot | |||
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"Princess Peach for Mayor! Those of you who remember her, raise your goblet and pray she returns." Peach would give fantastic speeches | |||
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"Posh
Absolute fucking carnage that would be "Bloody brilliant | |||
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"I know I’m not going to get any votes but my first act would be to remove ridiculous popularity threads "Is that the platform you're running on, BG? | |||
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"I know I’m not going to get any votes but my first act would be to remove ridiculous popularity threads " | |||
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"I know I’m not going to get any votes but my first act would be to remove ridiculous popularity threads
Is that the platform you're running on, BG? "One of many | |||
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"We don’t need a mayor / mayoress, just brings more rules to life " A fellow anarchist. ^ | |||
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"I know I’m not going to get any votes but my first act would be to remove ridiculous popularity threads "What??? And not be able to blow smoke up backsides publicly?? Crazy fool | |||
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"I know I’m not going to get any votes but my first act would be to remove ridiculous popularity threads
Is that the platform you're running on, BG?
One of many "Tell us more and then you might get a vote! | |||
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"Princess Peach for Mayor! Those of you who remember her, raise your goblet and pray she returns. Peach would give fantastic speeches "She’s from a video game plus she’s too busy getting her back blown out by bowser | |||
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"Jim, Ash/Lorna, intrigued32, posho, fiddles All would make excellent mayors "Hippy, would you be my running mate. Absolute honour to be in such acclaimed company but I’m going with Monty Brewster. Vote none of the above.  | |||
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"Hmmm - good shout op. I think it should be a monthly role - with a mayor and mayoress working together. They should have to plan and host a social within that month too (purely because I love forum socials )
I’m happy to elect Erect Jim and Granny Crumpet for the role for May - and Hot Ash and his lovely new wife for the month of June. "I vote this too! | |||
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"Gentlemën, Lådies, Binarïes and Whateveries... If Fab was to appoint (or anoint) their first Förum Måyor, for whom would you cast your vote? Self-appointment would also be allowed but what would be your manifesto / womanifesto? Who can be Fab's ¹st Mayor? How about you OP? " • ...well, umm, against my better judgement and somewhat weak moral constitution I would vote for The_Bearded_Guy. We need a tØssêr to hold office after all.
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"Posh
Absolute fucking carnage that would be "Rude | |||
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"Posh
Absolute fucking carnage that would be
Rude "But fair | |||
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"Gentlemën, Lådies, Binarïes and Whateveries... If Fab was to appoint (or anoint) their first Förum Måyor, for whom would you cast your vote? Self-appointment would also be allowed but what would be your manifesto / womanifesto? Who can be Fab's ¹st Mayor? How about you OP? • ...well, umm, against my better judgement and somewhat weak moral constitution I would vote for The_Bearded_Guy. We need a tØssêr to hold office after all.
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"Posh
Absolute fucking carnage that would be
Rude
But fair "Mean. So mean to me. | |||
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"Enough of the humble. I’m running. " I vote for you! | |||
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"Enough of the humble. I’m running. I vote for you! "Your support is all I need! | |||
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"Posh
Absolute fucking carnage that would be
Rude
But fair
Mean. So mean to me."• Pøsh, how about we make you "Mayor Emeritus"? A position higher than the elected mayor and held for life. Then you can get your own back on the 'meanies'. | |||
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"Play nice, Nero "• I apologise. | |||
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"Posh
Absolute fucking carnage that would be
Rude
But fair
Mean. So mean to me.
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Pøsh, how about we make you "Mayor Emeritus"? A position higher than the elected mayor and held for life. Then you can get your own back on the 'meanies'."Oooooooh. You realise that what I said earlier about making demands for photos will be a thing... | |||
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"Not one can bind them all. I'd have a revolving wheel that contenders can jump on and the one that doesn't get flung in the water can do it for a day "We really need one ring to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them | |||
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"Not one can bind them all. I'd have a revolving wheel that contenders can jump on and the one that doesn't get flung in the water can do it for a day
We really need one ring to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them "That sounds awfully familiar  | |||
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"Not one can bind them all. I'd have a revolving wheel that contenders can jump on and the one that doesn't get flung in the water can do it for a day
We really need one ring to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them
That sounds awfully familiar "• No, you're thinking of The Lord Mayor (øf The Rings). | |||
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"Not one can bind them all. I'd have a revolving wheel that contenders can jump on and the one that doesn't get flung in the water can do it for a day
We really need one ring to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them
That sounds awfully familiar
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No, you're thinking of The Lord Mayor (øf The Rings)."Same thing isnt it? Old Sauron was just lord mayor of middle earth | |||
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"Posh
Absolute fucking carnage that would be
Rude
But fair
Mean. So mean to me."You love it | |||
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"Granny will always have my undying devotion. I vote her." Granny is a good shout to be fair. Would be fun to see Poah in the role too. Moon Gray Cat would get all cerebral and take the job seriously... who needs that? | |||
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"Granny will always have my undying devotion. I vote her. Granny is a good shout to be fair. Would be fun to see Poah in the role too. Moon Gray Cat would get all cerebral and take the job seriously... who needs that?" Plus, he'd get all shout at me for hating The Beatles
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"Granny will always have my undying devotion. I vote her. Granny is a good shout to be fair. Would be fun to see Poah in the role too. Moon Gray Cat would get all cerebral and take the job seriously... who needs that?" Tbf I would do exactly that. A snowflake mayor of fab would be fucking hilarious tho. | |||
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"Gentlemën, Lådies, Binarïes and Whateveries... If Fab was to appoint (or anoint) their first Förum Måyor, for whom would you cast your vote? Self-appointment would also be allowed but what would be your manifesto / womanifesto? Who can be Fab's ¹st Mayor? How about you OP? • ...well, umm, against my better judgement and somewhat weak moral constitution I would vote for The_Bearded_Guy. We need a tØssêr to hold office after all.
[joke]" | |||
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"Gentlemën, Lådies, Binarïes and Whateveries... If Fab was to appoint (or anoint) their first Förum Måyor, for whom would you cast your vote? Self-appointment would also be allowed but what would be your manifesto / womanifesto? Who can be Fab's ¹st Mayor? How about you OP? • ...well, umm, against my better judgement and somewhat weak moral constitution I would vote for The_Bearded_Guy. We need a tØssêr to hold office after all.
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"Gentlemën, Lådies, Binarïes and Whateveries... If Fab was to appoint (or anoint) their first Förum Måyor, for whom would you cast your vote? Self-appointment would also be allowed but what would be your manifesto / womanifesto? Who can be Fab's ¹st Mayor? How about you OP? • ...well, umm, against my better judgement and somewhat weak moral constitution I would vote for The_Bearded_Guy. We need a tØssêr to hold office after all.
[joke]"Of you have to explain that something is a joke then you must be aware that it isn’t funny in the first place. I would love to know what your issue is with me or maybe I’m not the issue and you are just projecting your own insecurities on to me | |||
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"Gentlemën, Lådies, Binarïes and Whateveries... If Fab was to appoint (or anoint) their first Förum Måyor, for whom would you cast your vote? Self-appointment would also be allowed but what would be your manifesto / womanifesto? Who can be Fab's ¹st Mayor? How about you OP? • ...well, umm, against my better judgement and somewhat weak moral constitution I would vote for The_Bearded_Guy. We need a tØssêr to hold office after all.
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Not so funny "Agreed. You can't just call someone a tosser....there would be uproar the other way around mo doubt. | |||
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Seconded. Isn't he already our leader?"Jim has always been the leader | |||
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"Gentlemën, Lådies, Binarïes and Whateveries... If Fab was to appoint (or anoint) their first Förum Måyor, for whom would you cast your vote? Self-appointment would also be allowed but what would be your manifesto / womanifesto? Who can be Fab's ¹st Mayor? How about you OP? • ...well, umm, against my better judgement and somewhat weak moral constitution I would vote for The_Bearded_Guy. We need a tØssêr to hold office after all.
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Not so funny
Agreed. You can't just call someone a tosser....there would be uproar the other way around mo doubt. "Agreed. Absolutely no need for it. | |||
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"Not one can bind them all. I'd have a revolving wheel that contenders can jump on and the one that doesn't get flung in the water can do it for a day
We really need one ring to rule them all, and in the darkness bind them " | |||
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor?" • You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half. | |||
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor? • You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half. "Accepted. Can I have a tiara? | |||
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor? • You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half. "I demand a recount.  | |||
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor? • You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount. "Shhhhhh No. | |||
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor? • You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
Accepted.
Can I have a tiara?"Hah and yet you denied me my mod status..... | |||
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor? • You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount.
Shhhhhh
No."I'm submitting a FOI request on all campaigning expenditures, favours offered and the independence of the counting facilities. | |||
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor? • You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
Accepted.
Can I have a tiara?
Hah and yet you denied me my mod status....."Only because I wasn't Mayor. Now I am... you should totally be a mod | |||
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor? • You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount.
Shhhhhh
No.
I'm submitting a FOI request on all campaigning expenditures, favours offered and the independence of the counting facilities. "See? Getting all clever again! | |||
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor? • You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount.
Shhhhhh
No.
I'm submitting a FOI request on all campaigning expenditures, favours offered and the independence of the counting facilities. "I shall have the admins deal with that request. In the meantime... can I offer you anything? Refreshing beverage? | |||
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor? • You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount.
Shhhhhh
No.
I'm submitting a FOI request on all campaigning expenditures, favours offered and the independence of the counting facilities.
See?
Getting all clever again! "Jennie... he is picking on me. Make him stop | |||
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor? • You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount.
Shhhhhh
No.
I'm submitting a FOI request on all campaigning expenditures, favours offered and the independence of the counting facilities.
I shall have the admins deal with that request.
In the meantime... can I offer you anything? Refreshing beverage? "I'll have a nice cup of tea please. Also have you got a twix I can have. I need it for something else... | |||
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor? • You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount.
Shhhhhh
No.
I'm submitting a FOI request on all campaigning expenditures, favours offered and the independence of the counting facilities.
See?
Getting all clever again!
Jennie... he is picking on me. Make him stop "Soz. Can't interfere with the democratic process. (Wait till after dark, I'll smash his kneecaps) | |||
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor? • You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount.
Shhhhhh
No.
I'm submitting a FOI request on all campaigning expenditures, favours offered and the independence of the counting facilities.
See?
Getting all clever again!
Jennie... he is picking on me. Make him stop
Soz.
Can't interfere with the democratic process.
(Wait till after dark, I'll smash his kneecaps)"Insures kneecaps for about £50 million quid* | |||
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor? • You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount.
Shhhhhh
No.
I'm submitting a FOI request on all campaigning expenditures, favours offered and the independence of the counting facilities.
I shall have the admins deal with that request.
In the meantime... can I offer you anything? Refreshing beverage?
I'll have a nice cup of tea please. Also have you got a twix I can have. I need it for something else..."I have. The tea may taste funny but that's just because it is a special blend. | |||
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor? • You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount.
Shhhhhh
No.
I'm submitting a FOI request on all campaigning expenditures, favours offered and the independence of the counting facilities.
See?
Getting all clever again!
Jennie... he is picking on me. Make him stop
Soz.
Can't interfere with the democratic process.
(Wait till after dark, I'll smash his kneecaps)"You're so good to me | |||
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor? • You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount.
Shhhhhh
No.
I'm submitting a FOI request on all campaigning expenditures, favours offered and the independence of the counting facilities.
See?
Getting all clever again!
Jennie... he is picking on me. Make him stop
Soz.
Can't interfere with the democratic process.
(Wait till after dark, I'll smash his kneecaps)
You're so good to me "And I will show him what to do with his fucking twix too! | |||
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor? • You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount.
Shhhhhh
No.
I'm submitting a FOI request on all campaigning expenditures, favours offered and the independence of the counting facilities.
See?
Getting all clever again!
Jennie... he is picking on me. Make him stop
Soz.
Can't interfere with the democratic process.
(Wait till after dark, I'll smash his kneecaps)
You're so good to me
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor? • You are the mayor, Pøsh. Jïm can be deputy because he's already fulfilling his Nocturnal duties and that's a job and a half.
I demand a recount.
Shhhhhh
No.
I'm submitting a FOI request on all campaigning expenditures, favours offered and the independence of the counting facilities.
See?
Getting all clever again!
Jennie... he is picking on me. Make him stop
Soz.
Can't interfere with the democratic process.
(Wait till after dark, I'll smash his kneecaps)
You're so good to me
And I will show him what to do with his fucking twix too!
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"Gentlemën, Lådies, Binarïes and Whateveries... If Fab was to appoint (or anoint) their first Förum Måyor, for whom would you cast your vote? Self-appointment would also be allowed but what would be your manifesto / womanifesto? Who can be Fab's ¹st Mayor? How about you OP? • ...well, umm, against my better judgement and somewhat weak moral constitution I would vote for The_Bearded_Guy. We need a tØssêr to hold office after all.
[joke]"Why is he a tosser? | |||
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MøønGreyKittyÇat is absolutely right to challenge and here's the original votes:
Jim: 13
Granny Crumpet: 8
Posh: 5
Ash: 4
Lorna: 4
Princess Peach: 2
Others who were mentioned received 1.
However the outcome is still the same:
Pøsh. The Mayor.
Jïm. Deputy.
Hïppyçhick. The Chauffeur (ostensibly because she gets to drive the Rolls Royce Silver Wraith and it's big enough for a gang bang).
Granny would have been a delicious contender but it appears she's going through a Fab hiatus. And we can't have a mayor in 'absentia'.
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"I've had to change my selection criteria, initially based on votes, and adopt a scoring system based on competencies. The reason for this was because I was publically poo-poo'd for my popularity thread.
MøønGreyKittyÇat is absolutely right to challenge and here's the original votes:
Jim: 13
Granny Crumpet: 8
Posh: 5
Ash: 4
Lorna: 4
Princess Peach: 2
Others who were mentioned received 1.
However the outcome is still the same:
Pøsh. The Mayor.
Jïm. Deputy.
Hïppyçhick. The Chauffeur (ostensibly because she gets to drive the Rolls Royce Silver Wraith and it's big enough for a gang bang).
Granny would have been a delicious contender but it appears she's going through a Fab hiatus. And we can't have a mayor in 'absentia'.
Congratulations Pøsh. Do I get a ceremonial kiss? "If I get a tiara I'll kiss everyone ceremonially or otherwise! | |||
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"I've had to change my selection criteria, initially based on votes, and adopt a scoring system based on competencies. The reason for this was because I was publically poo-poo'd for my popularity thread.
MøønGreyKittyÇat is absolutely right to challenge and here's the original votes:
Jim: 13
Granny Crumpet: 8
Posh: 5
Ash: 4
Lorna: 4
Princess Peach: 2
Others who were mentioned received 1.
However the outcome is still the same:
Pøsh. The Mayor.
Jïm. Deputy.
Hïppyçhick. The Chauffeur (ostensibly because she gets to drive the Rolls Royce Silver Wraith and it's big enough for a gang bang).
Granny would have been a delicious contender but it appears she's going through a Fab hiatus. And we can't have a mayor in 'absentia'.
Congratulations Pøsh. Do I get a ceremonial kiss?
If I get a tiara I'll kiss everyone ceremonially or otherwise!"Is there a queue? Asking for a friend.. | |||
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor?" Female …. Mayoress ….. surely? | |||
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"Princess Peach x" Oh peach would make sure everyone did as they were told | |||
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"Princess Peach x Oh peach would make sure everyone did as they were told " On of the most honest straight talking person on here x | |||
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"Princess Peach x Oh peach would make sure everyone did as they were told " She definitely would! Vote for Princess Peach for next campaign  | |||
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor? Female …. Mayoress ….. Shirley? " • I'm totally fine with that. It's up to Pøsh. Not sure if she wants to be called "Shirley" though. | |||
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"Princess Peach x Oh peach would make sure everyone did as they were told She definitely would! Vote for Princess Peach for next campaign "How long is an encumbent's term of office? Can we play this game again? I'm going to go on HIGNFY loads so I can win next time. Worked for Boris. | |||
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor? Female …. Mayoress ….. Shirley? • I'm totally fine with that. It's up to Pøsh. Not sure if she wants to be called "Shirley" though. " | |||
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor? Female …. Mayoress ….. Shirley? • I'm totally fine with that. It's up to Pøsh. Not sure if she wants to be called "Shirley" though. "Grrr I hate it when people change others posts! | |||
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"Hang on... I thought we agreed I was Mayor? Female …. Mayoress ….. Shirley? • I'm totally fine with that. It's up to Pøsh. Not sure if she wants to be called "Shirley" though. "
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"Princess Peach x Oh peach would make sure everyone did as they were told She definitely would! Vote for Princess Peach for next campaign
How long is an encumbent's term of office? Can we play this game again? I'm going to go on HIGNFY loads so I can win next time. Worked for Boris."You think you can beat me? | |||
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"How long is an encumbent's term of office? Can we play this game again?" • I would most certainly like to with the assumption that I'm still allowed and not been cast into the void like Melkor. | |||
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"How long is an encumbent's term of office? Can we play this game again? • I would most certainly like to with the assumption that I'm still allowed and not been cast into the void like Melkor. "Spoiler alert* | |||
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"Princess Peach x Oh peach would make sure everyone did as they were told She definitely would! Vote for Princess Peach for next campaign
How long is an encumbent's term of office? Can we play this game again? I'm going to go on HIGNFY loads so I can win next time. Worked for Boris.
You think you can beat me? "With a wooden spoon? Yes. | |||
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"Princess Peach x Oh peach would make sure everyone did as they were told She definitely would! Vote for Princess Peach for next campaign
How long is an encumbent's term of office? Can we play this game again? I'm going to go on HIGNFY loads so I can win next time. Worked for Boris.
You think you can beat me?
With a wooden spoon? Yes. "I'll take you. | |||
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"Princess Peach x Oh peach would make sure everyone did as they were told She definitely would! Vote for Princess Peach for next campaign
How long is an encumbent's term of office? Can we play this game again? I'm going to go on HIGNFY loads so I can win next time. Worked for Boris.
You think you can beat me?
With a wooden spoon? Yes. "• Ahem, that wooden spoon is an official Ceremonial Spoon. In fact it's a ladle....and great for stirring. | |||
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