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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop . This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos . Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.

Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You can't say I haven't given you a chance. You've all had plenty of opportunity, over an hour. I'm tonight's ¹st poster!

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By *j123Man
over a year ago

Cork

I'll go Second so and say hello so your not alone.. Haha

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

He's given extra extra time ^

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By *hroatitboyMan
over a year ago

GLA

Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can't say I haven't given you a chance. You've all had plenty of opportunity, over an hour. I'm tonight's ¹st poster!"

I didn't even realise you'd opened another thread.

I'm going have to 2 step out of here.

Might see you tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll go Second so and say hello so your not alone.. Haha"

Thank you, FJ. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"He's given extra extra time ^"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PersianTug. Happy Saturday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, HornyHopeful. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can't say I haven't given you a chance. You've all had plenty of opportunity, over an hour. I'm tonight's ¹st poster!

I didn't even realise you'd opened another thread.

I'm going have to 2 step out of here.

Might see you tomorrow "

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I didn't say good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to Iain on the previous nocturnal thread. To be fair, he didn't say good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to me. I'll say good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to him here, even though it's very likely that he's asleep, and won't see it. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1564 William Shakespeare was born. There is no formal record of his birth but church records in Stratford-upon-Avon show he was baptised there on the 26th of April that year. Traditionally, infants were baptised three days after being born.

His death in 1616 came on his birth date of the 23rd of April which, coincidentally, is St. George's Day, the national day of England.

The bare facts that we know of his life can be summed up quickly, because they are sparse. He was born in a house in Henley Street, Stratford, in 1564. His father, John, was a glove-maker and an alderman of the town. In 1582 William married the pregnant 26 year old Anne Hathaway. He was 18.

Ten years later, by then a father of three children, he was being mentioned in London as a playwright and poet. After several years in London he returned to Stratford and died in 1616. He is buried in the town's Holy Trinity Church where he was baptised.

The late Hugh Trevor-Roper, former Oxford University history professor, was among the many scholars dismayed by the few facts available. He wrote that he found Shakespeare's elusiveness: “exasperating and almost incredible."

"After all," Trevor-Roper wrote, "he lived in the full daylight of the English Renaissance in the well documented reigns of Queen Elizabeth and King James I and since his death has been subjected to the greatest battery of organised research that has ever been directed upon a single person.

"And yet the greatest of all Englishmen, after this tremendous inquisition, still remains so close to a mystery that even his identity can still be doubted.”

What we do know is that Shakespeare wrote 37 plays, 154 sonnets, two long narrative poems and other verse. Collectively, his works are known as the ultimate expression of humanity in the English language. His plays have been translated into every major living language and continue to be performed, and enthusiastically received, throughout the world.

But the sheer scale of this achievement fostered doubts that took hold in the nineteenth century. The works brim with knowledge of the law, court life, military affairs, medicine, statesmanship, antiquity, and life abroad.

The anti-Stratfordians, as they have become known, believe it is not possible that the son of a glove-maker in a provincial town, with questionable education, could be responsible for all this.

What is much more likely, they believe, is that the plays and poems were written by a well connected aristocrat who did not wish to be associated publicly with the "vulgar" trade of playwrighting.

Various names have been put forward over the years, including Sir Francis Bacon, the Earl of Derby and even Queen Elizabeth I. With their claims, and those of many others, failing to stand up to close scrutiny, Edward de Vere, the 17th Earl of Oxford, became the outstanding favourite.

The major stumbling block over Oxford's candidacy, supported by, among others, actors Mark Rylance and Derek Jacobi, is that he died in 1604, before plays such as Macbeth, King Lear and The Tempest were even written.

Anti-Stratfordians, whose number have included scholars with such celebrated names as Thomas Looney, Sherwood E. Silliman and George M. Battey, counter this by saying that Oxford wrote the plays, then he died and they were gradually released over a period of time to the waiting world.

The argument goes on. In 2007 Mark Rylance and Derek Jacobi launched their "declaration of reasonable doubt" on the internet. Rylance said in interviews: "We make no claim to know exactly what happened, who wrote the works. There is a genius at work in there somewhere, but it's not William Shakespeare. Other reasonable scenarios are possible."

In the film Anonymous, released in 2011, Oxford is portrayed as the secret author of the plays. A jobbing actor named William Shakespeare is but a d*unken buffoon who staggers onstage and takes the writing credit simply because nobody else will.

Adrian Noble, who ran the Royal Shakespeare Company from 1991 to 2002, says the idea that Bacon or some cabal wrote the plays is, on the basis of his experience, "utter nonsense."

Acclaimed Shakespearean directors such as Peter Hall and Trevor Nunn agree. "This speculation is just a terrible waste of time," says Hall.

In a newspaper interview Nunn asks: "Who is Ben Jonson? He is Shakespeare's great rival and a real talent. Garrulous, argumentative, jealous, proud, and deeply committed to exposing hypocrisy and corruption. Not a man to kowtow to nobility or privilege.

"What does he do? It's Jonson who coins "the Swan of Avon" (ie the declaration that the author of the plays is from Stratford), and it's Jonson who declares that he is "for all time" and then claims him as "MY Shakespeare".

"Why on earth," Nunn continues, "would Jonson, who owes nothing to anyone, and who had competed with Shakespeare throughout his professional life, take part in a cover-up to help the Earl of Oxford deny that he had anything to do with the theatre?" This, says Nunn, is "game, set and match to Shakespeare".

Professor Stanley Wells, chairman of the Shakespeare Birthplace Trust, describing Rylance's declaration as "pompous," retorted: "No one doubted Shakespeare's authorship until the late eighteenth-century, and the first serious investigator was Delia Bacon. She spent a night in Holy Trinity Church in 1856 intending to open the grave, presumably thinking it might contain a slip of paper saying “It wasn't me, try Christopher [Marlowe], or Francis [Bacon], or de Vere [Oxford].

"Poor thing, she lost her nerve, came to believe she was the Holy Ghost surrounded by devils, and died in a lunatic asylum."

Wells added: "The proper reaction to the fact that Shakespeare of Stratford portrayed a great gallery of people of all kinds and ranks, that he wrote vividly about countries he probably didn't visit, and that he had a supreme understanding of the human heart is not “How could he have done it?” but “How wonderful that he did!”

The house where Shakespeare was born still stands and is now both a tourist attraction and headquarters of the Shakespeare Birthplace Trust. Also still standing and fully functioning in the town is the grammar school, founded in 1295, where it is believed Shakespeare was educated and learned Latin, Greek and the classics.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Entirely coincidental joint Shakespearean Fabswingers post ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 2020 US President Donald Trump suggested that COVID-19 might be treated by injecting disinfectant or UV lights into a human body at a White House press briefing. Government officials and disinfectant companies quickly stated doing so is not only extremely dangerous but potentially deadly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Entirely coincidental joint Shakespearean Fabswingers post ^"

I'm sober I'll have you know.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy jim,

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Entirely coincidental joint Shakespearean Fabswingers post ^

I'm sober I'll have you know."

Youre not alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy jim, "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Bill. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Entirely coincidental joint Shakespearean Fabswingers post ^

I'm sober I'll have you know.

Youre not alone"

https://youtu.be/s4oZdUV-G-Y

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By *elightfulharmonyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire

Morning Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1867 Queen Victoria and Napoleon III turned down plans for a Channel tunnel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning Jim "

Have you just woken up?!

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By *he_TicklersCouple
over a year ago

Havant & Aberdare

Meh, just woke up (drinking too early) up to much anyone ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 2019 Southampton striker Shane Long scored the fastest goal in Premier League history. He scored in 7.69 seconds in a 1-1 draw at Watford.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Meh, just woke up (drinking too early) up to much anyone ?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lucejon. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I'm doing this nonsense. Smileyface

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By *he_TicklersCouple
over a year ago

Havant & Aberdare


"Meh, just woke up (drinking too early) up to much anyone ?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lucejon. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I'm doing this nonsense. Smileyface"

Luce is still un-conscious in a puddle, sadly not from fun times, she fell asleep with her water bottle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Meh, just woke up (drinking too early) up to much anyone ?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lucejon. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I'm doing this nonsense. Smileyface

Luce is still un-conscious in a puddle, sadly not from fun times, she fell asleep with her water bottle "

And people say it isn't good to bottle thing up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Talking of bottles.

On this day 1989 wine merchant William Sokolin broke a bottle of 1787 Château Margaux, possibly belonging to Thomas Jefferson, worth $500,000 at the Four Seasons restaurant in New York.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1992 McDonald's opened its first restaurant in China.

I'll have a McBat Burger and a disinfectant milkshake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Meh, just woke up (drinking too early) up to much anyone ?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lucejon. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I'm doing this nonsense. Smileyface

Luce is still un-conscious in a puddle, sadly not from fun times, she fell asleep with her water bottle

And people say it isn't good to bottle thing up."

*things

Things can only get better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1936 Roy Orbison was born.

https://youtu.be/QNAVrQ96mpA

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

St George’s Day today

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By *he_TicklersCouple
over a year ago

Havant & Aberdare


"Meh, just woke up (drinking too early) up to much anyone ?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lucejon. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I'm doing this nonsense. Smileyface

Luce is still un-conscious in a puddle, sadly not from fun times, she fell asleep with her water bottle

And people say it isn't good to bottle thing up.

*things

Things can only get better."

Locked in now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got in very d*unk haha

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By *tead88Man
over a year ago

nine elms

Didnt realise that! Noone makes a big deal out of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"St George’s Day today "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Meh, just woke up (drinking too early) up to much anyone ?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lucejon. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. I'm doing this nonsense. Smileyface

Luce is still un-conscious in a puddle, sadly not from fun times, she fell asleep with her water bottle

And people say it isn't good to bottle thing up.

*things

Things can only get better.

Locked in now "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just got in very d*unk haha"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Didnt realise that! Noone makes a big deal out of it"

More people should celebrate the birthday of William Shakespeare.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Good Morning Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Morning Jim "

Good moooooooooooooooooooorning, Comp. Have a super Saturday. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They think its all over

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They think its all over"

It is now.

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By *elightfulharmonyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire


"Morning Jim

Have you just woken up?!"

No I think cos I sent that in early hrs and wasn’t evening anymore! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning Jim

Have you just woken up?!

No I think cos I sent that in early hrs and wasn’t evening anymore! lol "

Fair do's.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Define "extra" Jimmy Boi

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Define "extra" Jimmy Boi "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Pop the kettle on whi9le you're doing nowt then sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pop the kettle on whi9le you're doing nowt then sweetheart "

Okay, hot stuff.

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago

Night jim

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Night jim"

Na night.

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over a year ago


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