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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Just been at the supermarket. The checkout lady looked at the conveyer, then at me, then back, then asked "you got something planned haven't you!"

Being in my own world it took me a minute to realise how she knew.

On the conveyor:

A bottle of vodka

A packet of jelly

A slinky underwear set

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't know you were coming to visit tonigh

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

So what has anyone else bought that provoked a reaction at the checkout?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now this is where self service checkouts come into their own

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Now this is where self service checkouts come into their own "

They would have still seen cos the voddy had one of those collars on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now this is where self service checkouts come into their own

They would have still seen cos the voddy had one of those collars on"

That's why you scan the first 2 items and bag them before seen lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girl I used to date bought hair removal cream and lots of condoms before we went away for the weekend. She said the guy at the till just smirked the whole time he was serving her.

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Now this is where self service checkouts come into their own

They would have still seen cos the voddy had one of those collars on

That's why you scan the first 2 items and bag them before seen lol. "

Anyone would think I embarrass easily!

I'm brazen me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I just don't care when at a till, I make the checkout girls get embarrassed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not so much what I have in my basket but what I out in others.

I tend to get a little fed up so while Sarah is shopping I spend my time putting multiple boxes of Anusol, Durex and rubber gloves in their trolleys. I know it's a little childish but it's fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not so much what I have in my basket but what I out in others.

I tend to get a little fed up so while Sarah is shopping I spend my time putting multiple boxes of Anusol, Durex and rubber gloves in their trolleys. I know it's a little childish but it's fun. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was having a minor ladies op and they asked me to do a pregnancy test i was 54 !...picked one up in tescos went through the self serve and it was tagged so had to call the assistant ....she couldnt get the tag off and shouted to her friend "can u give me hand i cant get the tag off this pregnancy test "....so much for the discreet checkout !

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Oh I just don't care when at a till, I make the checkout girls get embarrassed lol "

Dish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not so much what I have in my basket but what I out in others.

I tend to get a little fed up so while Sarah is shopping I spend my time putting multiple boxes of Anusol, Durex and rubber gloves in their trolleys. I know it's a little childish but it's fun. "

I do that all the time, especially when people are just joining the queue so there's no time to realise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's not so much what I have in my basket but what I out in others.

I tend to get a little fed up so while Sarah is shopping I spend my time putting multiple boxes of Anusol, Durex and rubber gloves in their trolleys. I know it's a little childish but it's fun. "

. I don't think that's childish at all just making the every day mundane more interesting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I just don't care when at a till, I make the checkout girls get embarrassed lol

Dish!"

Condoms were on offer so got 3 boxes of and some lube. The girl who was about 21 just looked at me and said ' you off on boys holiday' I just said ' no I was hoping you were coming mine after work' she lit right up and and stuttered ' I've got a boyfriend' I just winked at her as I paid and walked off

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I find it really annoying when till operaters, discuss my shopping. Picking items up looking at them saying they hadnt seen that before ect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHat I like to do if the mrs makes me go shopping with her is either, walk away from her and shout at the top of my voice no lady you can't touch my bottom, disgusting, or stand at the end of an isle and shout her as loud as I can asking if we need cat food until she has to shout back no we don't even have a cat

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend


"It's not so much what I have in my basket but what I out in others.

I tend to get a little fed up so while Sarah is shopping I spend my time putting multiple boxes of Anusol, Durex and rubber gloves in their trolleys. I know it's a little childish but it's fun.

. I don't think that's childish at all just making the every day mundane more interesting."

I like putting pregnancy tests in couples trolleys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh I just don't care when at a till, I make the checkout girls get embarrassed lol

Dish!

Condoms were on offer so got 3 boxes of and some lube. The girl who was about 21 just looked at me and said ' you off on boys holiday' I just said ' no I was hoping you were coming mine after work' she lit right up and and stuttered ' I've got a boyfriend' I just winked at her as I paid and walked off "

And you didn't take the obvious opportunity to ask if he'd like to joint the two of you....???? Call yourself a Swinger??? Lol!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just been at the supermarket. The checkout lady looked at the conveyer, then at me, then back, then asked "you got something planned haven't you!"

Being in my own world it took me a minute to realise how she knew.

On the conveyor:

A bottle of vodka

A packet of jelly

A slinky underwear set

"

Actually we could have a competition on Fabs to see who can generate the reddist face on a checkout operator, now that Sainsbury's, ASDA and the like encourage them to chat to you about your 'purchases'.....

"That's a large bottle of..... OH MY GOD!!!"

Ah.... I can see it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's usually when I have my grandson in the trolley that he and I have fun embarrassing my daughter (his mum) and my teenage son.

One occasion was when he was going through his pirates phase and we charged about ASDA with him in the trolley brandishing a french stick as a cutlass and shouting AAAAAAARRRR !!!!! each time we passed his mum and uncle ..... surprising how many people laughed and joined in except for them!

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By *upitersmileCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

We found a set of false teeth sat on a shelf in asda a while back, so put them in the basket of the couple infront of us!!! That had all the staff not knowing where to look lol

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