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By *entBarryUK OP Man
over a year ago

Ashford

I'm walking into town to get some snacks.

Anyone want anything?

Funniest answer wins a crisp high five.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm walking into town to get some snacks.

Anyone want anything?

Funniest answer wins a crisp high five."

Can you pick me up a tub of vasline, the biggest cucumber you can find, and a microwave meal for one please?

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By *alaciousCurvesWoman
over a year ago

Gainsborough

A shower curtain, extra long rubber gloves, a litre of lube and the largest pineapple you can find.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cornetto.

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By *h said AliceWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Chicken noodle soup, please, the m&s one. I'm poorly!!

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By *entBarryUK OP Man
over a year ago

Ashford

"I'm walking into town to get some snacks.

Anyone want anything?

Funniest answer wins a crisp high five.

Can you pick me up a tub of vasline, the biggest cucumber you can find, and a microwave meal for one please?"

I shall deliver it personally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm walking into town to get some snacks.

Anyone want anything?

Funniest answer wins a crisp high five.

Can you pick me up a tub of vasline, the biggest cucumber you can find, and a microwave meal for one please?

I shall deliver it personally"

Please do. You won't get it through customs though... (I'm in Norway...)

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By *entBarryUK OP Man
over a year ago

Ashford

"A shower curtain, extra long rubber gloves, a litre of lube and the largest pineapple you can find."

Very happy to oblige. What is the pineapple for?

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By *entBarryUK OP Man
over a year ago

Ashford

"I'm walking into town to get some snacks.

Anyone want anything?

Funniest answer wins a crisp high five.

Can you pick me up a tub of vasline, the biggest cucumber you can find, and a microwave meal for one please?

I shall deliver it personally

Please do. You won't get it through customs though... (I'm in Norway...)"

Oh, I will.

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By *entBarryUK OP Man
over a year ago

Ashford

"Cornetto."

Just the one?

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By *entBarryUK OP Man
over a year ago

Ashford

"Chicken noodle soup, please, the m&s one. I'm poorly!!"

Oh, hugs! If I was closer I would actually deliver it to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cornetto.

Just the one?"

Maybe two, I’ve got a little person here who’d probably appreciate one too.

Top fella

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A big sack of condoms please OP. I want to make balloon animals.

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By *entBarryUK OP Man
over a year ago

Ashford

"A big sack of condoms please OP. I want to make balloon animals."

Won't they be slippery?

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