FabSwingers.com forum: Cheer me up!

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm having a shit day, so any attempts to cheer me up are welcome.

Or to cheer anyone else up if they are also having a bad day.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Is this a ploy to get boobs again?

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

You're the only person on Fab I never mind being clickbaited by, OP.

(That's literal; clickbait isn't some wacky term for some mutual masturbatory dude thing, calm down perverts)

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is this a ploy to get boobs again?"

Not at all! Although boobs are very much welcome and would be appreciated regardless

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"You're the only person on Fab I never mind being clickbaited by, OP.

(That's literal; clickbait isn't some wacky term for some mutual masturbatory dude thing, calm down perverts)"

Thank you! Though I'm sorry that this is unfortunately not a clickbait occasion

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"You're the only person on Fab I never mind being clickbaited by, OP.

(That's literal; clickbait isn't some wacky term for some mutual masturbatory dude thing, calm down perverts)

Thank you! Though I'm sorry that this is unfortunately not a clickbait occasion "

You'll get me next time, man.

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

An elephant walks in to a bar...

Elephant now has a sore head!!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Aww not good OP

All I can offer is bad jokes …

What's green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together.

I shit you knot.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

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What did the clock do when it was hungry?

It went back four seconds.

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I’ll leave it there as don’t want you in pain from laughing

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Aww not good OP

All I can offer is bad jokes …

What's green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together.

I shit you knot.

————————————————-

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

—————————————————

What did the clock do when it was hungry?

It went back four seconds.

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I’ll leave it there as don’t want you in pain from laughing

Careful, Hippychick will be getting jealous with all these jokes!

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

Still need cheering up!

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'm trying to see your profile to work out how to do it? Are you having a hoodie day?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Aww not good OP

All I can offer is bad jokes …

What's green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.

————————————————-

I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together.

I shit you knot.

————————————————-

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

—————————————————

What did the clock do when it was hungry?

It went back four seconds.

—————————————————

I’ll leave it there as don’t want you in pain from laughing

Careful, Hippychick will be getting jealous with all these jokes! "

Hippy is welcome to them, they are bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a ploy to get boobs again?"
hes stated many times his desire to see your foo as he calls it like the rest of us

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Is this a ploy to get boobs again?hes stated many times his desire to see your foo as he calls it like the rest of us

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the man has a point!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww not good OP

All I can offer is bad jokes …

What's green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.

————————————————-

I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together.

I shit you knot.

————————————————-

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels.

—————————————————

What did the clock do when it was hungry?

It went back four seconds.

—————————————————

I’ll leave it there as don’t want you in pain from laughing

Careful, Hippychick will be getting jealous with all these jokes!

Hippy is welcome to them, they are bad

Erm, they AREN’T, they are funny

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.

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