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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve been away for a few days and realised that a Fab Out Of Office would be a great idea.

But.

What would your out of office message read like.

Fiddles is out of the fab office having to attend the drudgery of real life and this and that and I have to go to the shops to buy some new underpants. This mailbox will be monitored so if you wish to send pictures of boobs then please do so, otherwise I will pick up messages on my return.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant, OP!

Mine would be:

I’m not on fab at the moment because I’m living my best life as a baby boy. HMU again in a few days if you’re serious about getting in my pants. X

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I do this on my profile when on a fab break

Normally reads...

Off on holiday, back for more fun and adventures soon

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Thank you for your polite massage. I am now out of the orifice from FUNday to SINday.

If your queer'y is urgent please contact the customer cervix department.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bella can't be arsed at the mo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not about. For urgent dick pics please email bellaseas.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Spat my dummy out. Be back when I find it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^

A dummy spat me out. Be back when I'm ready to kick its arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone's annoyed me more than usual.

Back when less annoyed.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Currently out of the office, bent over the twin tub. Scrubbing spunk stains out of several matching sets of lingery and stockings. When said items and push are bras are brought in clean and dry from washing line. The slut will be taking gentlemen callers again.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole


"Currently out of the office, bent over the twin tub. Scrubbing spunk stains out of several matching sets of lingery and stockings. When said items and push are bras are brought in clean and dry from washing line. The slut will be taking gentlemen callers again. "

Impressed myself so much, I've stuck it on profile.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"I do this on my profile when on a fab break

Normally reads...

Off on holiday, back for more fun and adventures soon "

Now why did I not think of that. Although that does require a profile to be read.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Thank you for your polite massage. I am now out of the orifice from FUNday to SINday.

If your queer'y is urgent please contact the customer cervix department."

I’m queer. Ish

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

[Removed by poster at 22/04/22 11:46:37]

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Brilliant, OP!

Mine would be:

I’m not on fab at the moment because I’m living my best life as a baby boy. HMU again in a few days if you’re serious about getting in my pants. X"

Living your best life. I like that.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

It doesn't matter...No-one would read it or listen

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Bella can't be arsed at the mo"

Such a lovely biteable arse though.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Sorry, I'm out.

That's out out not out, so, leave a message and I'll try to remember to reply when I'm in in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Currently out of the office, bent over the twin tub. Scrubbing spunk stains out of several matching sets of lingery and stockings. When said items and push are bras are brought in clean and dry from washing line. The slut will be taking gentlemen callers again.

Impressed myself so much, I've stuck it on profile. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, I'm out.

That's out out not out, so, leave a message and I'll try to remember to reply when I'm in in.

"

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Someone's annoyed me more than usual.

Back when less annoyed. "

I hope it wasn’t me.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Currently out of the office, bent over the twin tub. Scrubbing spunk stains out of several matching sets of lingery and stockings. When said items and push are bras are brought in clean and dry from washing line. The slut will be taking gentlemen callers again.

Impressed myself so much, I've stuck it on profile. "

It’s good to be fair.

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"It doesn't matter...No-one would read it or listen "

I would

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Sorry, I'm out.

That's out out not out, so, leave a message and I'll try to remember to reply when I'm in in.

"

Have you got your slippers on

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

In that case starting in an hour mine will be

Having a fabby weekend with a fabby friend...May or May not return

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By *iddlesticks OP   Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.


"In that case starting in an hour mine will be

Having a fabby weekend with a fabby friend...May or May not return "

I’ll see you in May

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"In that case starting in an hour mine will be

Having a fabby weekend with a fabby friend...May or May not return

I’ll see you in May "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will get back to you shortly. Am a bit tied up at the moment.

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