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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After just over an hour and a half I am still luxuriating in the bath. Keep tooping up with hot water when the temperature drops below comfortable.

I am worried that I will stay here forever ... my will power seems to have dissolved!

Please send help to get me out. Or bring tea and biscuits, I am getting peckish!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Hob nobs on the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hob nobs on the way

Thank you .... getting weaker.

Might drown!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No"

Arse!

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"Hob nobs on the way

must resist the soggy biscuit joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No

Arse!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Surely your porcelain smooth skin will go all "prune'y" if you stay in there too long!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After just over an hour and a half I am still luxuriating in the bath. Keep tooping up with hot water when the temperature drops below comfortable.

I am worried that I will stay here forever ... my will power seems to have dissolved!

Please send help to get me out. Or bring tea and biscuits, I am getting peckish!"

It'll be more than your will power that will dissolve

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely your porcelain smooth skin will go all "prune'y" if you stay in there too long!

Gone beyond pruiny.

I think I must look like one big scrotum!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After just over an hour and a half I am still luxuriating in the bath. Keep tooping up with hot water when the temperature drops below comfortable.

I am worried that I will stay here forever ... my will power seems to have dissolved!

Please send help to get me out. Or bring tea and biscuits, I am getting peckish!

It'll be more than your will power that will dissolve

That's my worry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hob nobs on the way

must resist the soggy biscuit joke"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After just over an hour and a half I am still luxuriating in the bath. Keep tooping up with hot water when the temperature drops below comfortable.

I am worried that I will stay here forever ... my will power seems to have dissolved!

Please send help to get me out. Or bring tea and biscuits, I am getting peckish!"

Jesus , save some gas for us plz lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Eventually your phone battery will die and you'll need to emerge, surely

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Hob nobs on the way

must resist the soggy biscuit joke"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After just over an hour and a half I am still luxuriating in the bath. Keep tooping up with hot water when the temperature drops below comfortable.

I am worried that I will stay here forever ... my will power seems to have dissolved!

Please send help to get me out. Or bring tea and biscuits, I am getting peckish!

Jesus , save some gas for us plz lol

I am having fun producing my own. Farting in the bath is a guilty pleasure of mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eventually your phone battery will die and you'll need to emerge, surely"

Or just slip under the surface ....

Glug

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I've rung the coastguard...

In my best Mrs Doubtfire voice.....

Help is on the way dear...help is on the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've rung the coastguard...

In my best Mrs Doubtfire voice.....

Help is on the way dear...help is on the way

Thank you.

Did you request especially attractive coast guards to be deployed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maids outfit being put on

Teleporting in 3 minutes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maids outfit being put on

Teleporting in 3 minutes

Make sure you pack a snorkel too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jack.

Jack, there's a boat.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I've rung the coastguard...

In my best Mrs Doubtfire voice.....

Help is on the way dear...help is on the way

Thank you.

Did you request especially attractive coast guards to be deployed?"

Cute coastguards an fit fireman (just incase)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eventually your phone battery will die and you'll need to emerge, surely"

Do you think it is possible to evolve into an amphibian? Then I could live in here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've rung the coastguard...

In my best Mrs Doubtfire voice.....

Help is on the way dear...help is on the way

Thank you.

Did you request especially attractive coast guards to be deployed?

Cute coastguards an fit fireman (just incase)

Thats why I love you.

So thoughtful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sn. I’m on my way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sn. I’m on my way

Key is under the blue wheely bin

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Aw, Jennie! I'm currently luxuriating in mine, too. We could have shared. Saved water, save the planet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aw, Jennie! I'm currently luxuriating in mine, too. We could have shared. Saved water, save the planet

Now she tells me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sn. I’m on my way

Key is under the blue wheely bin"

I’m skipping all the way!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Aw, Jennie! I'm currently luxuriating in mine, too. We could have shared. Saved water, save the planet

Now she tells me!

And I had Jaffa cakes, too......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sn. I’m on my way

Key is under the blue wheely bin

I’m skipping all the way!!"

Hurry!

I am getting sick of the smell of Wild Grape and Fig bubble bath!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aw, Jennie! I'm currently luxuriating in mine, too. We could have shared. Saved water, save the planet

Now she tells me!

And I had Jaffa cakes, too......

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

is the only thing keeping me afloat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sn. I’m on my way

Key is under the blue wheely bin

I’m skipping all the way!!

Hurry!

I am getting sick of the smell of Wild Grape and Fig bubble bath!"

Want anything from the shop? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sn. I’m on my way

Key is under the blue wheely bin

I’m skipping all the way!!

Hurry!

I am getting sick of the smell of Wild Grape and Fig bubble bath!

Want anything from the shop? X"

No time!

Don't stop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sn. I’m on my way

Key is under the blue wheely bin

I’m skipping all the way!!

Hurry!

I am getting sick of the smell of Wild Grape and Fig bubble bath!

Want anything from the shop? X

No time!

Don't stop!"

Ok I’m just at the self checkout then will be there in 5 xx

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By *oubleactMan
over a year ago

Walton on Thames

Bet the water is cold and your finger tips could climb the shard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sn. I’m on my way

Key is under the blue wheely bin

I’m skipping all the way!!

Hurry!

I am getting sick of the smell of Wild Grape and Fig bubble bath!

Want anything from the shop? X

No time!

Don't stop!

Ok I’m just at the self checkout then will be there in 5 xx

##unexpected item in bagging area##

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bet the water is cold and your finger tips could climb the shard "

I keep topping up with hot water. I am my own worst enemy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sn. I’m on my way

Key is under the blue wheely bin

I’m skipping all the way!!

Hurry!

I am getting sick of the smell of Wild Grape and Fig bubble bath!

Want anything from the shop? X

No time!

Don't stop!

Ok I’m just at the self checkout then will be there in 5 xx

##unexpected item in bagging area##"

CONDOMS? HOW DID THEY GET IN THERE?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think they fell in when you were deciding which flavour lube to get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think they fell in when you were deciding which flavour lube to get"

The ghosts in the shop nudged them into my trolley and said: at least be safe, you eejit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think they fell in when you were deciding which flavour lube to get

The ghosts in the shop nudged them into my trolley and said: at least be safe, you eejit!"

5 minutes is up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maids outfit being put on

Teleporting in 3 minutes

Make sure you pack a snorkel too!"

Will do

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I hope your out now, shrivelled prunes are not a good look

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hope your out now, shrivelled prunes are not a good look

Nearly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Managed to drag myself out eventually.

Thinking of running another bath now!

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

"Managed to drag myself out eventually.

Thinking of running another bath now!"

Have you changed your soggy rice bags now....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Managed to drag myself out eventually.

Thinking of running another bath now!

Have you changed your soggy rice bags now...."

They are in the airing cupboard

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

"Managed to drag myself out eventually.

Thinking of running another bath now!

Have you changed your soggy rice bags now....

They are in the airing cupboard "

Sprouting nicely. Try oatmeal next time, makes for smoother bath water

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Managed to drag myself out eventually.

Thinking of running another bath now!

Have you changed your soggy rice bags now....

They are in the airing cupboard

Sprouting nicely. Try oatmeal next time, makes for smoother bath water "

I thought I would take a leaf from your book and try melons!

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

"Managed to drag myself out eventually.

Thinking of running another bath now!

Have you changed your soggy rice bags now....

They are in the airing cupboard

Sprouting nicely. Try oatmeal next time, makes for smoother bath water

I thought I would take a leaf from your book and try melons!"

I'll send over a bra for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Managed to drag myself out eventually.

Thinking of running another bath now!

Have you changed your soggy rice bags now....

They are in the airing cupboard

Sprouting nicely. Try oatmeal next time, makes for smoother bath water

I thought I would take a leaf from your book and try melons!

I'll send over a bra for you "

I thought I would try two melons the SAME size as each other though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee and oat biscuits do you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee and oat biscuits do you?

Perfect.

Let yourself in. I will leave the porch light on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee and oat biscuits do you?

Perfect.

Let yourself in. I will leave the porch light on."

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