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"Boris has it in an attempt to bail out his sinking premiership "What’s his Fab name? | |||
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"Ask my ex... He might have it mixed up with his slushie maker though P" Reading that turned my stomach  | |||
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"Boris has it in an attempt to bail out his sinking premiership
What’s his Fab name? "Doris. | |||
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"It’s in my bag man!" | |||
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"Try down the back of the sofa. Might even find some lost cash. " I’ve checked there and only found some chips | |||
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"Ask my ex... He might have it mixed up with his slushie maker though P" Who’s your ex? | |||
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"In the cupboard with the coffee frother." Is there such a thing as a coffee frothererer? | |||
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"Check Red's "Red’s what?  | |||
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"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer "It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana  | |||
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"Boris has it in an attempt to bail out his sinking premiership
What’s his Fab name?
Doris." | |||
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"Boris has it in an attempt to bail out his sinking premiership
What’s his Fab name? "PrimeSpinsterFucker | |||
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"Try down the back of the sofa. Might even find some lost cash. I’ve checked there and only found some chips "Take 'em back to the casino! | |||
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"Boris has it in an attempt to bail out his sinking premiership
What’s his Fab name?
PrimeSpinsterFucker "He must have his profile hidden | |||
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"In the cupboard with the coffee frother. Is there such a thing as a coffee frothererer? "They're called velvetisers I believe. | |||
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"Try down the back of the sofa. Might even find some lost cash. I’ve checked there and only found some chips
Take 'em back to the casino!"Can’t go back ever again after the ‘incident’ | |||
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"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer
It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana "He has plenty of potential fluffers, surely?! | |||
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"In the cupboard with the coffee frother. Is there such a thing as a coffee frothererer?
They're called velvetisers I believe. "This isn’t an urban dictionary thing is it? | |||
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"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer
It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana
He has plenty of potential fluffers, surely?! "I think he wants to make an impression | |||
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"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer
It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana "Ooo well emmmm I always down for fluffing anyone ha ha | |||
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"Ask my ex... He might have it mixed up with his slushie maker though P Reading that turned my stomach "Did mine when C first called it that. I've gotten that used to it now :/ Rex, my ex is thankfully not on fab but does possess at least 2 penis pumps so if nothing else you could try to filch one P | |||
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"Ask your neighbour for it back......" I don’t talk to the ones on the left | |||
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"Don’t say you’ve lost it! 
I was looking forward to that "Dude, I might have to let you down……….. in more ways than one | |||
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"Ask your neighbour for it back...... I don’t talk to the ones on the left "Try the right.... | |||
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"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer
It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana
Ooo well emmmm I always down for fluffing anyone ha ha "I wouldn’t expect anything else | |||
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"Ask my ex... He might have it mixed up with his slushie maker though P Reading that turned my stomach
Did mine when C first called it that. I've gotten that used to it now :/
Rex, my ex is thankfully not on fab but does possess at least 2 penis pumps so if nothing else you could try to filch one
P"I’d be grateful if you could | |||
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"Ask your neighbour for it back...... I don’t talk to the ones on the left
Try the right.... " | |||
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"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer
It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana
Ooo well emmmm I always down for fluffing anyone ha ha
I wouldn’t expect anything else "Ha ha always down to be test driven also even if it’s seconds | |||
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"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer
It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana
Ooo well emmmm I always down for fluffing anyone ha ha
I wouldn’t expect anything else
Ha ha always down to be test driven also even if it’s seconds "Jesus | |||
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"Video of either of you using would be grand!
Jo.Xx "How about a video of me putting it on him? | |||
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"Video of either of you using would be grand!
Jo.Xx
How about a video of me putting it on him? "Now you're just teasing!! That's the dream!! 
Jo.Xx | |||
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"It's being used on Nelson statue in Leicester Square for his telescope " No wonder he lost an eye then | |||
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"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer
It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana
Ooo well emmmm I always down for fluffing anyone ha ha
I wouldn’t expect anything else
Ha ha always down to be test driven also even if it’s seconds
Jesus "I think most realise by now I am a “4 latter bad word” ha ha | |||
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"Video of either of you using would be grand!
Jo.Xx
How about a video of me putting it on him?
Now you're just teasing!!
That's the dream!!
Jo.Xx "I’ll see what I can do | |||
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"I thought you binned it once you finished with it after the Manchester social since you let every man and his dog fill it so you could have some sloppy penis enlargement wanks when you got home. "That’s what I told everyone | |||
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"I thought you binned it once you finished with it after the Manchester social since you let every man and his dog fill it so you could have some sloppy penis enlargement wanks when you got home.
That’s what I told everyone "
You're disgusting! *wanks to the thought of you sucking the stale and lumpy cum off the penis pump* | |||
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It's in her rectum!!! ^
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I asked you to turn the webcam off ffs | |||
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Hhhhmmmmm I’m onto you "Oh Rex... promises promises | |||
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"I thought you binned it once you finished with it after the Manchester social since you let every man and his dog fill it so you could have some sloppy penis enlargement wanks when you got home.
That’s what I told everyone
You're disgusting! *wanks to the thought of you sucking the stale and lumpy cum off the penis pump* "I’ve got to be honest with you but I’m surprised I didn’t get pregnant from it | |||
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Hhhhmmmmm I’m onto you
Oh Rex... promises promises"I’m close to cracking the case | |||
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"I thought you binned it once you finished with it after the Manchester social since you let every man and his dog fill it so you could have some sloppy penis enlargement wanks when you got home.
That’s what I told everyone
You're disgusting! *wanks to the thought of you sucking the stale and lumpy cum off the penis pump*
I’ve got to be honest with you but I’m surprised I didn’t get pregnant from it "Come over to mine and I'll fill you with my watery juice and shove a lemon up your asshole and make you birth it!! | |||
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"Don’t say you’ve lost it!
I was looking forward to that "If you don't find it I'll volunteer to have a go. Not promising anything though. | |||
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"I thought you binned it once you finished with it after the Manchester social since you let every man and his dog fill it so you could have some sloppy penis enlargement wanks when you got home.
That’s what I told everyone
You're disgusting! *wanks to the thought of you sucking the stale and lumpy cum off the penis pump*
I’ve got to be honest with you but I’m surprised I didn’t get pregnant from it
Come over to mine and I'll fill you with my watery juice and shove a lemon up your asshole and make you birth it!! "I knew you loved me | |||
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"I've had a look round. You didn't leave it here. Again  "Thanks for looking though | |||
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"Don’t say you’ve lost it!
I was looking forward to that
If you don't find it I'll volunteer to have a go.
Not promising anything though."I love it when the Fab community rally around to help others out | |||
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"Don’t say you’ve lost it!
I was looking forward to that
Dude, I might have to let you down……….. in more ways than one "- I’m in tears Of laughter Again | |||
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"Pump up the Jack, pump it up While your feet are stompin' And the Jack is pumpin'" | |||
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"Pump up the Jack, pump it up While your feet are stompin' And the Jack is pumpin'"
I have just had a pump and a bun | |||
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"Don’t say you’ve lost it!
I was looking forward to that
Dude, I might have to let you down……….. in more ways than one
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Again
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"Did you sit on it....lost in a dark black hole...." It was only a small 9” one so that’s very feasible | |||
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"Saw in on display at your local charity shop as we was walking past earlier, was labelled up as a bong, asking price was £2 quid. "Shit. They’re closed now  | |||
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"I know you lent it to the local farmer to use on his prize bull......" Thank you Tiger  | |||
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"Don’t say you’ve lost it!
I was looking forward to that "I wouldn't share ANYTHING that's had Rex's LittleRex anywhere near it | |||
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