FabSwingers.com forum: Has anyone seen my penis pump on their travels?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tmontana wants to borrow it for the night and I can’t find it anywhere

Love and Peace

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Boris has it in an attempt to bail out his sinking premiership

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's not my bag man!

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By *hilledGuerillaMan
over a year ago

In the monkey house

Try down the back of the sofa. Might even find some lost cash.

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Ask my ex... He might have it mixed up with his slushie maker though

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

In the cupboard with the coffee frother.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Check Red's

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boris has it in an attempt to bail out his sinking premiership

What’s his Fab name?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Ask my ex... He might have it mixed up with his slushie maker though

Reading that turned my stomach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Boris has it in an attempt to bail out his sinking premiership

What’s his Fab name? "

Doris.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s in my bag man!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Try down the back of the sofa. Might even find some lost cash. "

I’ve checked there and only found some chips

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask my ex... He might have it mixed up with his slushie maker though

Who’s your ex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the cupboard with the coffee frother."

Is there such a thing as a coffee frothererer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Check Red's

Red’s what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer

It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boris has it in an attempt to bail out his sinking premiership

What’s his Fab name?

Doris."

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Boris has it in an attempt to bail out his sinking premiership

What’s his Fab name? "

PrimeSpinsterFucker

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Try down the back of the sofa. Might even find some lost cash.

I’ve checked there and only found some chips

Take 'em back to the casino!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Boris has it in an attempt to bail out his sinking premiership

What’s his Fab name?

PrimeSpinsterFucker "

He must have his profile hidden

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"In the cupboard with the coffee frother.

Is there such a thing as a coffee frothererer?

They're called velvetisers I believe.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Try down the back of the sofa. Might even find some lost cash.

I’ve checked there and only found some chips

Take 'em back to the casino!"

Can’t go back ever again after the ‘incident’

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer

It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana

He has plenty of potential fluffers, surely?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In the cupboard with the coffee frother.

Is there such a thing as a coffee frothererer?

They're called velvetisers I believe. "

This isn’t an urban dictionary thing is it?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Ask your neighbour for it back......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer

It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana

He has plenty of potential fluffers, surely?! "

I think he wants to make an impression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t say you’ve lost it!

I was looking forward to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer

It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana

Ooo well emmmm I always down for fluffing anyone ha ha

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

"Ask my ex... He might have it mixed up with his slushie maker though

Reading that turned my stomach

Did mine when C first called it that. I've gotten that used to it now :/

Rex, my ex is thankfully not on fab but does possess at least 2 penis pumps so if nothing else you could try to filch one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask your neighbour for it back......"

I don’t talk to the ones on the left

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t say you’ve lost it!

I was looking forward to that

Dude, I might have to let you down……….. in more ways than one

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"Ask your neighbour for it back......

I don’t talk to the ones on the left

Try the right....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer

It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana

Ooo well emmmm I always down for fluffing anyone ha ha

I wouldn’t expect anything else

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask my ex... He might have it mixed up with his slushie maker though

Reading that turned my stomach

Did mine when C first called it that. I've gotten that used to it now :/

Rex, my ex is thankfully not on fab but does possess at least 2 penis pumps so if nothing else you could try to filch one

I’d be grateful if you could

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask your neighbour for it back......

I don’t talk to the ones on the left

Try the right....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer

It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana

Ooo well emmmm I always down for fluffing anyone ha ha

I wouldn’t expect anything else

Ha ha always down to be test driven also even if it’s seconds

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Video of either of you using would be grand!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's being used on Nelson statue in Leicester Square for his telescope

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer

It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana

Ooo well emmmm I always down for fluffing anyone ha ha

I wouldn’t expect anything else

Ha ha always down to be test driven also even if it’s seconds

Jesus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Video of either of you using would be grand!

Jo.Xx

How about a video of me putting it on him?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Video of either of you using would be grand!

Jo.Xx

How about a video of me putting it on him?

Now you're just teasing!!

That's the dream!!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's being used on Nelson statue in Leicester Square for his telescope "

No wonder he lost an eye then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope but why do you need one when I can be your personal fluffer

It’s not for me it’s for Mr Montana

Ooo well emmmm I always down for fluffing anyone ha ha

I wouldn’t expect anything else

Ha ha always down to be test driven also even if it’s seconds

Jesus

I think most realise by now I am a “4 latter bad word” ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Video of either of you using would be grand!

Jo.Xx

How about a video of me putting it on him?

Now you're just teasing!!

That's the dream!!

Jo.Xx

I’ll see what I can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you binned it once you finished with it after the Manchester social since you let every man and his dog fill it so you could have some sloppy penis enlargement wanks when you got home.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought you binned it once you finished with it after the Manchester social since you let every man and his dog fill it so you could have some sloppy penis enlargement wanks when you got home.

That’s what I told everyone

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you binned it once you finished with it after the Manchester social since you let every man and his dog fill it so you could have some sloppy penis enlargement wanks when you got home.

That’s what I told everyone

You're disgusting! *wanks to the thought of you sucking the stale and lumpy cum off the penis pump*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's in her rectum!!! ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hhhhmmmmm I’m onto you

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It's in her rectum!!! ^

I asked you to turn the webcam off ffs

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hhhhmmmmm I’m onto you

Oh Rex... promises promises

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought you binned it once you finished with it after the Manchester social since you let every man and his dog fill it so you could have some sloppy penis enlargement wanks when you got home.

That’s what I told everyone

You're disgusting! *wanks to the thought of you sucking the stale and lumpy cum off the penis pump* "

I’ve got to be honest with you but I’m surprised I didn’t get pregnant from it

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. This thread!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hhhhmmmmm I’m onto you

Oh Rex... promises promises"

I’m close to cracking the case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought you binned it once you finished with it after the Manchester social since you let every man and his dog fill it so you could have some sloppy penis enlargement wanks when you got home.

That’s what I told everyone

You're disgusting! *wanks to the thought of you sucking the stale and lumpy cum off the penis pump*

I’ve got to be honest with you but I’m surprised I didn’t get pregnant from it

Come over to mine and I'll fill you with my watery juice and shove a lemon up your asshole and make you birth it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a look round. You didn't leave it here. Again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

. This thread!"

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Don’t say you’ve lost it!

I was looking forward to that

If you don't find it I'll volunteer to have a go.

Not promising anything though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought you binned it once you finished with it after the Manchester social since you let every man and his dog fill it so you could have some sloppy penis enlargement wanks when you got home.

That’s what I told everyone

You're disgusting! *wanks to the thought of you sucking the stale and lumpy cum off the penis pump*

I’ve got to be honest with you but I’m surprised I didn’t get pregnant from it

Come over to mine and I'll fill you with my watery juice and shove a lemon up your asshole and make you birth it!! "

I knew you loved me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've had a look round. You didn't leave it here. Again

Thanks for looking though

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Hang on a mo. You got the small didn't you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t say you’ve lost it!

I was looking forward to that

If you don't find it I'll volunteer to have a go.

Not promising anything though."

I love it when the Fab community rally around to help others out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pump up the Jack, pump it up

While your feet are stompin'

And the Jack is pumpin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t say you’ve lost it!

I was looking forward to that

Dude, I might have to let you down……….. in more ways than one

I’m in tears

Of laughter

Again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pump up the Jack, pump it up

While your feet are stompin'

And the Jack is pumpin'"

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Did you sit on it....lost in a dark black hole....

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Saw in on display at your local charity shop as we was walking past earlier, was labelled up as a bong, asking price was £2 quid.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I know you lent it to the local farmer to use on his prize bull......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pump up the Jack, pump it up

While your feet are stompin'

And the Jack is pumpin'"

I have just had a pump and a bun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t say you’ve lost it!

I was looking forward to that

Dude, I might have to let you down……….. in more ways than one

I’m in tears

Of laughter

Again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you sit on it....lost in a dark black hole...."

It was only a small 9” one so that’s very feasible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Saw in on display at your local charity shop as we was walking past earlier, was labelled up as a bong, asking price was £2 quid.

Shit. They’re closed now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know you lent it to the local farmer to use on his prize bull......"

Thank you Tiger

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

So... you can definitely have it back Rex. He didn't fit in it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Don’t say you’ve lost it!

I was looking forward to that

I wouldn't share ANYTHING that's had Rex's LittleRex anywhere near it

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