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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

The Sun is running a story that due to rising energy prices there has never been so many second hand reptile tanks advertised for sale. People can no longer afford to heat the tanks. People are ditching these snakes and reptiles and turning them loose. If true then we are in big trouble ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Sun is running a story that due to rising energy prices there has never been so many second hand reptile tanks advertised for sale. People can no longer afford to heat the tanks. People are ditching these snakes and reptiles and turning them loose. If true then we are in big trouble .."

Yeah I watched ninja turtles see what happened to them getting released into the wild!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vivarium vexation.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

The s*n is little better than that cheap and nasty toilet paper that feels a bit like greaseproof paper and scratches the fuck out of your arsehole. Take no notice of it Tom, it will improve you as a person

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No problem. One cold British Weekend and there are no snakes in the drains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snakes and reptiles will be all over loo's.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"No problem. One cold British Weekend and there are no snakes in the drains."

Oh noes! A summer of reptilian hell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No problem. One cold British Weekend and there are no snakes in the drains.

Oh noes! A summer of reptilian hell!

A Summer of Reptilian Hell, I'd watch that movie.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"No problem. One cold British Weekend and there are no snakes in the drains.

Oh noes! A summer of reptilian hell!

A Summer of Reptilian Hell, I'd watch that movie."

Coming to a cinema near you....

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

If they're ditching reptiles that need heat they'll die.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This is all over the news

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"This is all over the news"

This is why people like your threads Tom

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"No problem. One cold British Weekend and there are no snakes in the drains."

No, they come up your toilet bowl

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

There may be merit in this story.. rising costs.. snakes and reptiles set free.. the Burma python has taken over the USA Everglades..

Could this happen in the UK..

No cold winters to kill off these buggers..

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Will they interbreed and create super snakes?

Will they get ideas from the jellyfish?

Are they friends with the sharks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will they interbreed and create super snakes?

Will they get ideas from the jellyfish?

Are they friends with the sharks?"

Maybe they will produce a cross breed killer reptile that will help solve fuel poverty…. By eating their feckless previous owners!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Will they interbreed and create super snakes?

Will they get ideas from the jellyfish?

Are they friends with the sharks?

Maybe they will produce a cross breed killer reptile that will help solve fuel poverty…. By eating their feckless previous owners! "

Save the planet. Eradicate humans

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By *hrobinsonMan
over a year ago

Bridgnorth

Let's hope The Mail don't get hold of this story. I can see the headline 'Are asylum seeking, homeless, travelling snakes stealing your pension?'

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Let's hope The Mail don't get hold of this story. I can see the headline 'Are asylum seeking, homeless, travelling snakes stealing your pension?'"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's hope The Mail don't get hold of this story. I can see the headline 'Are asylum seeking, homeless, travelling snakes stealing your pension?'"

You can always depend on the gutter press to drum up some “Hisssssstyria”!

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Unfortunately..I've had to get rid of the 5 king Cobras I had.. luckily..i managed to dump them in a litter bin on Chelmsford high street

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

It's not fair on the reptiles and snakes and rodents they release and not fair on those who stumble across the buggers...

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"It's not fair on the reptiles and snakes and rodents they release and not fair on those who stumble across the buggers..."

Life isnt fair Tom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not fair on the reptiles and snakes and rodents they release and not fair on those who stumble across the buggers...

Life isnt fair Tom"

Wait til they get on planes - there will be mayhem.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"It's not fair on the reptiles and snakes and rodents they release and not fair on those who stumble across the buggers...

Life isnt fair Tom

Wait til they get on planes - there will be mayhem.

I saw a documentary once about a plane full of snakes that escaped from the crates and the buggers were everywhere

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Will they interbreed and create super snakes?

Will they get ideas from the jellyfish?

Are they friends with the sharks?"

I've seen jelly snakes for sale!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 3 are safely in they're vivs where they belong.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Let's hope The Mail don't get hold of this story. I can see the headline 'Are asylum seeking, homeless, travelling snakes stealing your pension?'"

I can see the film title now: Snakes on a Plane 2 Rwanda

LvM

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Let's hope The Mail don't get hold of this story. I can see the headline 'Are asylum seeking, homeless, travelling snakes stealing your pension?'

I can see the film title now: Snakes on a Plane 2 Rwanda

LvM"

Followed in the cinema listings by Hotel Rwanda (only 2 stars, apparently)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will they interbreed and create super snakes?

Will they get ideas from the jellyfish?

Are they friends with the sharks?"

Don't forget the lasers!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Will they interbreed and create super snakes?

Will they get ideas from the jellyfish?

Are they friends with the sharks?

Don't forget the lasers!"

Super snakes lurking on our shores, ready to ride on sharks, and project their jellyfish stings with friggin' lasers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will they interbreed and create super snakes?

Will they get ideas from the jellyfish?

Are they friends with the sharks?

Don't forget the lasers!

Super snakes lurking on our shores, ready to ride on sharks, and project their jellyfish stings with friggin' lasers"

Sounds like the hot tub at Chams!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will they interbreed and create super snakes?

Will they get ideas from the jellyfish?

Are they friends with the sharks?

Don't forget the lasers!

Super snakes lurking on our shores, ready to ride on sharks, and project their jellyfish stings with friggin' lasers"

And building frigging pyramids

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