FabSwingers.com forum: When he is busy putting a condom on what are you doing as a lady

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Yeah I like to watch him

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By *ake-Me-FeelWoman
over a year ago

Sussex

Watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I say I’m seeking experience I mean the lady puts it on with teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long does it take normally?

Surely at some point in foreplay you can stealth it on without stopping?

I get that you need to show/reassure that it's on there but no need to allow it to put the show on hold?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch, sometimes I go in for a kiss and see if can multi task

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Waiting patiently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waiting patiently "

That's a travesty that should never happen - a gentleman should never keep a lady waiting - unless he is making her beg for it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes 2 seconds

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"How long does it take normally?

Surely at some point in foreplay you can stealth it on without stopping?

I get that you need to show/reassure that it's on there but no need to allow it to put the show on hold?"

Well.... the pause as he's watching me watching him as he coats himself and the following big grin as he comes to kiss me and slowly slide in is pretty darn hot and a favourite wank bank memory of mine

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"It takes 2 seconds

??"

Exactly!

maybe we should drag it out a bit T?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a TV dinner from the microwave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long does it take normally?

Surely at some point in foreplay you can stealth it on without stopping?

I get that you need to show/reassure that it's on there but no need to allow it to put the show on hold?

Oh, well, if it's a kink who am I to interject

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

Nillys normally too busy sucking another cock to notice

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By *elight 99Woman
over a year ago

richmond

Waiting impatiently

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"It takes 2 seconds

Exactly!

maybe we should drag it out a bit T?

D."

Yes...tease to please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waiting impatiently

Could always put it on with your lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waiting impatiently

Could always put it on with your lips

Now that's going to bring a tear into someone's eye there sir!

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By *ake-Me-FeelWoman
over a year ago

Sussex

"How long does it take normally?

Surely at some point in foreplay you can stealth it on without stopping?

I get that you need to show/reassure that it's on there but no need to allow it to put the show on hold?

This!

Im not watching him to check he is doing it.

Its more that we are watching each other knowing whats going to happen next!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How long does it take normally?

Surely at some point in foreplay you can stealth it on without stopping?

I get that you need to show/reassure that it's on there but no need to allow it to put the show on hold?

This!

Im not watching him to check he is doing it.

Its more that we are watching each other knowing whats going to happen next!

Absolutely with you pair on this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waiting impatiently

Could always put it on with your lips

Now that's going to bring a tear into someone's eye there sir!"

One way or another it tends to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind what there thinking i get bored

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

If she puts it on him, then the fun doesn't need to stop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Writhing on the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it on for him...very slowly, relishing every inch..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put it on for him...very slowly, relishing every inch..

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thats a better idea fumbly bloody things

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By *nglish Rose2015Woman
over a year ago

west lothian

Watching and playing with myself

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

I always bring my holiday snaps, she can look at those

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Put it on for him...very slowly, relishing every inch..

I do absolutely love this when it happens.

Which is hardly ever unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put it on for him...very slowly, relishing every inch..

Filth (I like)

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"If she puts it on him, then the fun doesn't need to stop

I'm quite clumsy and find belts a challenge to undo, so me putting a condom on him would have to come with a health warning

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"If she puts it on him, then the fun doesn't need to stop

I'm quite clumsy and find belts a challenge to undo, so me putting a condom on him would have to come with a health warning

Haha I’m rubbish at it too

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I have never had a lady put one on me, am I missing out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If she puts it on him, then the fun doesn't need to stop

I'm quite clumsy and find belts a challenge to undo, so me putting a condom on him would have to come with a health warning

Just like reverse cowgirl then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to do it

Find some guys are fiddly with it and by the time they got it on it’s flopped

So find it easyer for me just to suck them hard put it on and then bend over

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

I'm putting it on, either with my mouth (no teeth to the guy who mentioned that above - that's asking for a condom to fail) or my hands

The amount of men who don't know how to properly put on a condom astounds me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm. I'm now obsessing about wether or not I can still roll one on one handed whilst nibbling on the back of a neck

will need to practice before hellfire on Saturday as it's been a very long time since I had to wear one.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Writhing on the bed

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I had to re-read that Bertie.

I thought you had written "writing on the bed" as if you were unraveling your notepad whilst he was unraveling the cøndøm!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I have had the woman put it on for me, that was a welcome bonus.

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Letting out a fanny fart

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I keep a Mills and Boon handy for just such an occasion. It comes in handy when I've finished makingkong a shopping list and assessed the state of the ceiling too.

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By *ake-Me-FeelWoman
over a year ago

Sussex

"Letting out a fanny fart

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By *ake-Me-FeelWoman
over a year ago

Sussex

"If she puts it on him, then the fun doesn't need to stop

I'm quite clumsy and find belts a challenge to undo, so me putting a condom on him would have to come with a health warning

Hahaha. Omg. Belts and jean buttons I am so bad at it's unsexy.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Tis why a MFM scenario comes in useful

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Hannah used to make a cheesecake. We have a lot less cheesecake since my vasectomy.

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I’m usually putting it on him

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Watching EastEnders, dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Letting out a fanny fart

Slightly disconcerting if air has yet to be pushed in

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By *ugarbearCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

rubbing my pussy gettin it wet ready for is cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s something about the way you wrote that out that made me go “yummmmm”

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"Tis why a MFM scenario comes in useful

Yes - used to call it, "going into the pit lane for a tire change"

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"Tis why a MFM scenario comes in useful

Yes - used to call it, "going into the pit lane for a tire change" "

But then I am a fucking idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually lie back and pick out the little crabs from my pubes just to reassure him he's doing the right thing by wearing protection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually lie back and pick out the little crabs from my pubes just to reassure him he's doing the right thing by wearing protection "

Can you make a salad with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I help by keeping the air out of the tip while he's rolling the rest of it down and teasing him with kisses on his neck. Teamwork

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

*scribbles notes for next Fab video*

LvM

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I could try a handstand at the same time. For entertainment

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I might read a book, or knit

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Waiting patiently

That's a travesty that should never happen - a gentleman should never keep a lady waiting - unless he is making her beg for it!!!"

I never beg for anything lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm usually getting my breath back and taking a quick breather, while I watch

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I might read a book, or knit

You could knit one

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I might read a book, or knit

You could knit one

Knit one, pearl necklace one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually looking on Fab for my next fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watch, sometimes I go in for a kiss and see if can multi task

Multi tasking is a man's middle name

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Tis why a MFM scenario comes in useful

Yes - used to call it, "going into the pit lane for a tire change" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I help by keeping the air out of the tip while he's rolling the rest of it down and teasing him with kisses on his neck. Teamwork

Teamwork makes the dream work

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Usually having aftershocks from the orgasms I've already had

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Usually having aftershocks from the orgasms I've already had

Is putting a condom on all it takes?

*scribbles further notes*

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Licking out his wife probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smack it out his hand and say ride me bare big boy.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Usually having aftershocks from the orgasms I've already had

Is putting a condom on all it takes?

*scribbles further notes*"

Matterhorn... sometimes a look is all it takes

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Usually having aftershocks from the orgasms I've already had

Is putting a condom on all it takes?

*scribbles further notes*

Matterhorn... sometimes a look is all it takes

https://g.co/kgs/awQCAG

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Usually having aftershocks from the orgasms I've already had

Is putting a condom on all it takes?

*scribbles further notes*

Matterhorn... sometimes a look is all it takes

https://g.co/kgs/awQCAG

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I might read a book, or knit

You could knit one

Knit one, pearl necklace one?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While he's opening the packet if he hasn't already I'd have my hand or mouth round his cock. Which I'd then move to his balls if he liked that (some men don't).

Or I'd put it on him.

Or I'd be doing something for him to watch while he's doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"While he's opening the packet if he hasn't already I'd have my hand or mouth round his cock. Which I'd then move to his balls if he liked that (some men don't).

Or I'd put it on him.

Or I'd be doing something for him to watch while he's doing it.

PW "

He’d 100% definitely like that

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'd have it on him before he even noticed...plenty of practise in my job

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By *r Man.Man
over a year ago

London

"Waiting patiently

That's a travesty that should never happen - a gentleman should never keep a lady waiting - unless he is making her beg for it!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waiting patiently

That's a travesty that should never happen - a gentleman should never keep a lady waiting - unless he is making her beg for it!!!

I never beg for anything lol"

Has no one ever made you gagging for them so much you literally can't wait for them to be with you? There isn't a sad enough sad emoji for that

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