FabSwingers.com forum: What are you?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Today you can be anything you want. But only ONE THING. What quality are you choosing?

Make me proud, fabbers. Consider this a mock exam.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

A slug

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Today I'm going to be your right pinkie. Because it's goes erect when you're drinking tea from a dainty teå cup.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Today, I’m going to be

A mediocre pickle joke from a mediocre TV show.

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By *cotty1376Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

I think i will stick at being ME , i could be many other things today but would miss or regret them tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today i would like to be a pig...

I want a 30 min long orgasm too

(Miss)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A daydreamer oh wait thats everyday

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

I want to be my dog as he's got the life of Riley.

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By *cotty1376Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

"A shark

not going to go well on your inflatable

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Today I'm going to be serene.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

‘I turned myself into a pickle, Morty.’

- Pickle Rick

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

A toirtoise x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d rather be a hammer than a nail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Productive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Today I'm going to be serene."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Productive"

Send some of that productivity my way!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Away for Christmas

The Flash

And get myself over to Russia ASAP...

Actually if I were The Flash I could probably "sort" out a few world leader problems... Though I take zero responsibility for the power vacuum and replacements that rise up afterward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A shark

Baby shark doo doo

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

An octopus

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By *assie101Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"A shark

Baby shark doo doo"

STOP.

Too late.

I'm now going to be irritated because of that ear worm in my head.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

GOD. Steve....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Misanthrope

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Misanthrope"

You are misanthrope every day though, right?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Misanthrope

You are misanthrope every day though, right?

The 1920s were flappers. It appears the 2020s is misanthropy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"GOD. Steve....

… She moaned in pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A carrot

Just going to go to the garden, dig a hole, get in, cover myself in soil and call myself a carrot

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Horny!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Misanthrope

You are misanthrope every day though, right?

The 1920s were flappers. It appears the 2020s is misanthropy."

Well I've been rocking the misanthropy since at least the mid 2000s, for once I appear to be ahead of the curve lol

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"GOD. Steve....

… She moaned in pleasure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Horny! "

If it means we don’t get love hearts at the end of your posts anymore I’m not a fan, not gonna lie.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A shark

Don't tell Tom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Misanthrope"

A beautiful quality in a beautiful person.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Misanthrope

A beautiful quality in a beautiful person.

FFS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘I turned myself into a pickle, Morty.’

- Pickle Rick "

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Horny!

If it means we don’t get love hearts at the end of your posts anymore I’m not a fan, not gonna lie. "

there you go Steve xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Misanthrope

A beautiful quality in a beautiful person.

FFS

Should I call you a beautiful creature instead? In future.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"‘I turned myself into a pickle, Morty.’

- Pickle Rick

^ you know ball.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Horny!

If it means we don’t get love hearts at the end of your posts anymore I’m not a fan, not gonna lie.

there you go Steve xx"

Oh thank goodness. You had me for a second.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Misanthrope

A beautiful quality in a beautiful person.

FFS

Should I call you a beautiful creature instead? In future.

Creature is a start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Horny! "

I know this song

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Horny!

I know this song"

Sing it for us? *eyes emoji*

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Me....

I like being me x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me....

I like being me x"

What are you, Sparkle?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Me....

I like being me x

What are you, Sparkle?

I can be your sweetest dream or your worst nightmare

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me....

I like being me x

What are you, Sparkle?

I can be your sweetest dream or your worst nightmare

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

Today i want to be eating a ploughmans

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Today i want to be eating a ploughmans

I’ll bring you one

And I’m a man of his word

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