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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I don't know how I do it ...... BUT.

I KNOW the first thing I will do when I log off is WEE and then I will EAT ......

It's scary the way I can tell the future.

Tell me yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can tell the future in a bowl of out of date oysters.

It says you are about to undergo a painful bowel movement..

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

This suggests that all actions are predetermined, which does not sit right with me at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I predict I will go to work, come home and go to sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In 20 seconds il also go wee wee and try find somewhere to get food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I get up from where I am, I’m going to open the fridge, make a drink and then go and sit on the edge of my bed and drink it slowly and silently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I predict I will wipe my bum after this poo.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Well OP

I predict that at 3.05 pm I'll sneak out the door of work and be on the first tee box at 4.54 today, followed by beers later, to be repeated at 8.45 in the morning.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good on you Granny

I predict that sometime within the next 24 hours I will sit down….

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"This suggests that all actions are predetermined, which does not sit right with me at all"

Free Willy ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"In 20 seconds il also go wee wee and try find somewhere to get food"

We are twins ! I shall call you .... J. Anus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know how I do it ...... BUT.

I KNOW the first thing I will do when I log off is WEE and then I will EAT ......

It's scary the way I can tell the future.

Tell me yours "

You're right that is scary.

Oh what you have achieved in life to be have such a gift bestowed upon you.

Now if you could sort me out with the EuroMillions numbers that would be tasty. X

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I predict I will wipe my bum after this poo."

Let me see Let me seeeeeeeee....... I predict that you are on the toilet!

Well at least I hope you are ......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I don't know how I do it ...... BUT.

I KNOW the first thing I will do when I log off is WEE and then I will EAT ......

It's scary the way I can tell the future.

Tell me yours

You're right that is scary.

Oh what you have achieved in life to be have such a gift bestowed upon you.

Now if you could sort me out with the EuroMillions numbers that would be tasty. X

"

I predict...... that when I discover tomorrows numbers that I shan't share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I predict I will wipe my bum after this poo.

Let me see Let me seeeeeeeee....... I predict that you are on the toilet!

Well at least I hope you are ...... "

Correct. It’s spooky how accurate you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know how I do it ...... BUT.

I KNOW the first thing I will do when I log off is WEE and then I will EAT ......

It's scary the way I can tell the future.

Tell me yours

You're right that is scary.

Oh what you have achieved in life to be have such a gift bestowed upon you.

Now if you could sort me out with the EuroMillions numbers that would be tasty. X

I predict...... that when I discover tomorrows numbers that I shan't share "

I'll have to dust off my crystal balls, with any luck I'll find the numbers on there.... Or at least the location of the kit kat I lost last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In 20 seconds il also go wee wee and try find somewhere to get food

We are twins ! I shall call you .... J. Anus thats my last name and middle initial my first name is hugh psychic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh this is spooky!

I predict that in the next hour and every hour thereafter until I am asleep, I shall hear one or more of my progeny shout for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I get up from where I am, I’m going to open the fridge, make a drink and then go and sit on the edge of my bed and drink it slowly and silently. "
I did sit on the edge of the bed but didn’t drink my drink. I don’t have the power of you, Granny. You’re too epic for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i will have a wank and gve up half way through because i cant be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will see that the number of messages in my mailboxes follows this equation

Where N= New messages

and O = Other messages,

W= Women's messages.

and T = Square Root of fuck all.

N+O+W = T

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Granny when finger tapping and eye rolling occurs I can sense annoyances building

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's scary the way I can tell the future.

Tell me yours "

Tomorrow will be Face Pic Friday GC. I feel it in my waters.

And potentially the following Friday as well.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"This suggests that all actions are predetermined, which does not sit right with me at all"

The greatest prediction of your future is your daily actions.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

I was thinking last night that I hadn't seen you on the forums for a while and you appeared today, don't know if that's psychic or at the very least a coincidence. I do have a strange thing that occurs though I always notice the time 10.10 and 11.11 on digital clocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh this is spooky!

I predict that in the next hour and every hour thereafter until I am asleep, I shall hear one or more of my progeny shout for me. "

And my prediction came true!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"When I get up from where I am, I’m going to open the fridge, make a drink and then go and sit on the edge of my bed and drink it slowly and silently. I did sit on the edge of the bed but didn’t drink my drink. I don’t have the power of you, Granny. You’re too epic for me. "

I am epic. I am enough epic though. I'm not too epic. One can never be too epic ......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Granny when finger tapping and eye rolling occurs I can sense annoyances building "

Ahhhhhhh Grannyfucious she say ..... An arrow to the heart preserves eye power and finger skin....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"This suggests that all actions are predetermined, which does not sit right with me at all

The greatest prediction of your future is your daily actions. "

Nah .........

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Ooh this is spooky!

I predict that in the next hour and every hour thereafter until I am asleep, I shall hear one or more of my progeny shout for me. "

I haven't had progeny since the weather warmed... I like it with crushed nuts...

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A load of mumbo jumbo Granny....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh this is spooky!

I predict that in the next hour and every hour thereafter until I am asleep, I shall hear one or more of my progeny shout for me.

I haven't had progeny since the weather warmed... I like it with crushed nuts... "

Ooh tasty

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"Ooh this is spooky!

I predict that in the next hour and every hour thereafter until I am asleep, I shall hear one or more of my progeny shout for me.

I haven't had progeny since the weather warmed... I like it with crushed nuts... "

I predict that Dirtydevil will call my powers into question and use words like bumhug .......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"A load of mumbo jumbo Granny.... "

Aha ! behold the power of the Gran

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