FabSwingers.com forum: No one reads boring threads

By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

So, I'll take a close up pussy pic for the first man who reads this comment.

You have to read it all and not cheat by getting a friend to read it for you.

If I think you've cheated I won't take the photo.

I don't have a cat.

I don't send close up photos to anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, I'll take a close up pussy pic for the first man who reads this comment.

You have to read it all and not cheat by getting a friend to read it for you.

If I think you've cheated I won't take the photo.

I don't have a cat.

I don't send close up photos to anyone."

And I thought the catch would be that you'd 'take' a photo and not 'send' it!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Define boring. I find anything football related incredibly boring, so I just take the piss.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I've read it. My friends can't read.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I read it but I'm not a man.

Do you have a dog you could photograph?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, I'll take a close up pussy pic for the first man who reads this comment.

You have to read it all and not cheat by getting a friend to read it for you.

If I think you've cheated I won't take the photo.

I don't have a cat.

I don't send close up photos to anyone."

I’m half asleep and reading this gave me a headache lol

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"I read it but I'm not a man.

Do you have a dog you could photograph?"

I have two

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"So, I'll take a close up pussy pic for the first man who reads this comment.

You have to read it all and not cheat by getting a friend to read it for you.

If I think you've cheated I won't take the photo.

I don't have a cat.

I don't send close up photos to anyone.

I’m half asleep and reading this gave me a headache lol

Excuses, excuses

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"So, I'll take a close up pussy pic for the first man who reads this comment.

You have to read it all and not cheat by getting a friend to read it for you.

If I think you've cheated I won't take the photo.

I don't have a cat.

I don't send close up photos to anyone.

And I thought the catch would be that you'd 'take' a photo and not 'send' it!

*coughs*

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By *xxxMan
over a year ago

Bedford & Chester

"So, I'll take a close up pussy pic for the first man who reads this comment.

You have to read it all and not cheat by getting a friend to read it for you.

If I think you've cheated I won't take the photo.

I don't have a cat.

I don't send close up photos to anyone."

you had me

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"Define boring. I find anything football related incredibly boring, so I just take the piss."

I noticed

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"So, I'll take a close up pussy pic for the first man who reads this comment.

You have to read it all and not cheat by getting a friend to read it for you.

If I think you've cheated I won't take the photo.

I don't have a cat.

I don't send close up photos to anyone.

you had me

You read it all though, didn't you

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By *eliusMan
over a year ago

Henlow

I read it, I am a man and I like dogs … do I win?

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"I read it, I am a man and I like dogs … do I win?"

I'll take the photo right now.

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By *xxxMan
over a year ago

Bedford & Chester

"So, I'll take a close up pussy pic for the first man who reads this comment.

You have to read it all and not cheat by getting a friend to read it for you.

If I think you've cheated I won't take the photo.

I don't have a cat.

I don't send close up photos to anyone.

you had me

You read it all though, didn't you

Yep, that's why I'm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What breed of cat is it?

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By *for2Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"So, I'll take a close up pussy pic for the first man who reads this comment.

You have to read it all and not cheat by getting a friend to read it for you.

If I think you've cheated I won't take the photo.

I don't have a cat.

I don't send close up photos to anyone."

I do...got two a mother and son tabby part bengal and a part maine coon totally stupid ginger tom. But neither of us can send a photo anyway. Cos they dont allow animal pics

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"What breed of cat is it? "

A short-haired grey one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg OP you crack me up (

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So, I'll take a close up pussy pic for the first man who reads this comment.

You have to read it all and not cheat by getting a friend to read it for you.

If I think you've cheated I won't take the photo.

I don't have a cat.

I don't send close up photos to anyone.

I do...got two a mother and son tabby part bengal and a part maine coon totally stupid ginger tom. But neither of us can send a photo anyway. Cos they dont allow animal pics

maine coon - aren't they the size of a lynx

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"So, I'll take a close up pussy pic for the first man who reads this comment.

You have to read it all and not cheat by getting a friend to read it for you.

If I think you've cheated I won't take the photo.

I don't have a cat.

I don't send close up photos to anyone.

I do...got two a mother and son tabby part bengal and a part maine coon totally stupid ginger tom. But neither of us can send a photo anyway. Cos they dont allow animal pics

Can't you send them privately? I've never thought about that.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"So, I'll take a close up pussy pic for the first man who reads this comment.

You have to read it all and not cheat by getting a friend to read it for you.

If I think you've cheated I won't take the photo.

I don't have a cat.

I don't send close up photos to anyone."
define boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What breed of cat is it?

A short-haired grey one."

No thanks I prefer a tabby

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"Omg OP you crack me up (

Think I've broken a few hearts tonight

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"What breed of cat is it?

A short-haired grey one.

No thanks I prefer a tabby "

Pfft! Catist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What breed of cat is it?

A short-haired grey one.

No thanks I prefer a tabby

Pfft! Catist

Yup

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"What breed of cat is it?

A short-haired grey one.

No thanks I prefer a tabby

Pfft! Catist

Yup "

I don't have a cat anyway.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"So, I'll take a close up pussy pic for the first man who reads this comment.

You have to read it all and not cheat by getting a friend to read it for you.

If I think you've cheated I won't take the photo.

I don't have a cat.

I don't send close up photos to anyone. define boring

This one

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I read it but I'm not a man.

Do you have a dog you could photograph?

I have two

Woo hoo!

Yes please

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So, I'll take a close up pussy pic for the first man who reads this comment.

You have to read it all and not cheat by getting a friend to read it for you.

If I think you've cheated I won't take the photo.

I don't have a cat.

I don't send close up photos to anyone.

I do...got two a mother and son tabby part bengal and a part maine coon totally stupid ginger tom. But neither of us can send a photo anyway. Cos they dont allow animal pics

Can't you send them privately? I've never thought about that. "

You can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What breed of cat is it?

A short-haired grey one.

No thanks I prefer a tabby

Pfft! Catist

Yup

I don't have a cat anyway."

A rooster pic will do instead

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"What breed of cat is it?

A short-haired grey one.

No thanks I prefer a tabby

Pfft! Catist

Yup

I don't have a cat anyway.

A rooster pic will do instead "

A Leghorn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What breed of cat is it?

A short-haired grey one.

No thanks I prefer a tabby

Pfft! Catist

Yup

I don't have a cat anyway.

A rooster pic will do instead

A Leghorn?

Yup

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

Seriously though, does anyone want a close up pic of my smashed kebab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously though, does anyone want a close up pic of my smashed kebab?"

Chicken or kofta?

With or without salad?

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"Seriously though, does anyone want a close up pic of my smashed kebab?

Chicken or kofta?

With or without salad? "

Chicken, no salad or mayo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seriously though, does anyone want a close up pic of my smashed kebab?

Chicken or kofta?

With or without salad?

Chicken, no salad or mayo."

No mayo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Define boring."

A link to this thread has gone to urban dictionary.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom's threads are boring to many

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"Tom's threads are boring to many "

Yes, but they are compelled to read them all.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"Define boring.

A link to this thread has gone to urban dictionary. "

My 5 minutes of fame

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Tom's threads are boring to many

Yes, but they are compelled to read them all.

Why would anybody read an Essex Tom thread ?

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"Tom's threads are boring to many

Yes, but they are compelled to read them all.

Why would anybody read an Essex Tom thread ?"

To see what Essex Tom is coming up with.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

Still waiting to take a photo of my crack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom's threads are boring to many

Yes, but they are compelled to read them all.

Why would anybody read an Essex Tom thread ?"

Are you kidding?

How else would we know how to keep out of harms way. From intergalactic Aliens to the Feds abusing their power. ET keeps the good folk of Fab informed and protected. You’re the closest thing to a Superhero! Keep it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting to take a photo of my crack."

Just say no to drugs!

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"Still waiting to take a photo of my crack.

Just say no to drugs! "

Good advice Jen.

Anyone want a photo of my flower?

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"Tom's threads are boring to many

Yes, but they are compelled to read them all.

Why would anybody read an Essex Tom thread ?

Are you kidding?

Not forgetting killer sharks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting to take a photo of my crack."

I'll take one for the team

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Tom's threads are boring to many

Yes, but they are compelled to read them all.

Why would anybody read an Essex Tom thread ?

Are you kidding?

As in nature, every creature has a role and Essex Tom has his ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting to take a photo of my crack.

Just say no to drugs!

Good advice Jen.

Anyone want a photo of my flower?"

Petals or the foliage?

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By *for2Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"So, I'll take a close up pussy pic for the first man who reads this comment.

You have to read it all and not cheat by getting a friend to read it for you.

If I think you've cheated I won't take the photo.

I don't have a cat.

I don't send close up photos to anyone.

I do...got two a mother and son tabby part bengal and a part maine coon totally stupid ginger tom. But neither of us can send a photo anyway. Cos they dont allow animal pics

Can't you send them privately? I've never thought about that. "

Don't think so, not on here. As far as I'm aware they wont let you upload animal pictures. I could be wrong though.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I watch videos about drilling things

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"Still waiting to take a photo of my crack.

Just say no to drugs!

Good advice Jen.

Anyone want a photo of my flower?

Petals or the foliage? "

Dried out leaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In.

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"In."

Really? So what is the 10th letter of the second paragraph of my opening post?

No cheating

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Tom's threads are boring to many

Yes, but they are compelled to read them all.

Why would anybody read an Essex Tom thread ?"

To be fair Tom, your threads are highly entertaining, even if I fundamentally disagree with what you are saying. Whether it's your sweeping generalisations, the responses you get, or just the fact that you only ever refer you yourself in third person, they have never failed to peak my interest. Keep it up buddy

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Goldenhill

Read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read but tbh am not one for pussy pics? I know what a weirdo right!

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