FabSwingers.com forum: Menfolk of the Lounge...... it has been a while since the last NotSoQuickie.....

By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us what we need.

Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

If more description were needed, it's that bit that my hand slides to under your shirt when I come up and wrap my arms round you from behind. Where I feel that happy, happy trail of hair that runs down from your belly button, down into your trousers, before I get to wrap my hand around the shaft of your.....

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again

It's the bit that I'm going to run my hand down to get to your belt.... and undo that, then pop the buttons of your jeans so I can continue to slide my hand down that trail..... taking those jeans and pants with me as I kneel and let my mouth follow my hand.....

I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please

(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Ooh good call, Posh.

Come in gents, I need to perve & objectify you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ooh good call, Posh.

Come in gents, I need to perve & objectify you

You heard me hit "post" didn't you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno if i got any like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Going to have to disappoint you I'm afraid. I will not be debasing myself for the smutty desires of the forum women, thank you very much!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are we meant to be doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have pictures of said happy trail, however, as it also encompasses my sausage it is not for public viewing.

Viewing by PM only, if you want to be really disappointed that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here you go Posh! Think I have a few others in my gallery too

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dunno if i got any like that "

There is a really easy answer...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Done

Oooh Rex. That's a happy looking trail...

RED! REX GOT HIS OUT FOR YOU!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Going to have to disappoint you I'm afraid. I will not be debasing myself for the smutty desires of the forum women, thank you very much!"

But... but... but...

Ooh. Butt. That's the next one I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love tracing a good trail..

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What are we meant to be doing? "

Reading the OP and doing what it says.

Fucks sake Wonko... it's shorter than the one I wrote earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I’ll just have a good old blatant perv

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I have pictures of said happy trail, however, as it also encompasses my sausage it is not for public viewing.

Viewing by PM only, if you want to be really disappointed that is

PM incoming

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Found one pic with a bit of a trail

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Oh posh, its an excellent idea..

I'm pulling up a seat and bringing popcorn

Thanks gents in advance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Done

WOW......

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dunno if i got any like that

There is a really easy answer...

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no no no need time to prep and take 300 pics to find a good one first its on my belly i just ate 16oz of steak so its huuuuuuge

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Here you go Posh! Think I have a few others in my gallery too

Yes FH. Yes you do

Thank you for your excellent participation

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Dance fellas ...dance for the ladies....do as your told!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are we meant to be doing?

Reading the OP and doing what it says.

Fucks sake Wonko... it's shorter than the one I wrote earlier."

I don't think you want to see that from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Move onto into public for ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moved*

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Don't mind me

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Love tracing a good trail..

It's one of my favourite things... and post sex it's just so relaxing running your fingers up and down... and up and down... and up and down... and... um...

I need a moment

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Done

Oooh Rex. That's a happy looking trail...

RED! REX GOT HIS OUT FOR YOU!"

Rex! Let me smother it Nutella and ride you like I stole you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh I’ll just have a good old blatant perv

Saved you a seat

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

My trail is more of a path. And the path doesn't go all the way to you know where.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Found one pic with a bit of a trail "

Oh you really did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here you go Posh! Think I have a few others in my gallery too

Yes FH. Yes you do

Thank you for your excellent participation

More than happy to assist, especially after you took the time to write all that out

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh posh, its an excellent idea..

I'm pulling up a seat and bringing popcorn

Thanks gents in advance "

Yoire so welcome

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Here you go Posh! Think I have a few others in my gallery too

Oooft! 11th Feb

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dunno if i got any like that

There is a really easy answer...

no no no need time to prep and take 300 pics to find a good one first its on my belly i just ate 16oz of steak so its huuuuuuge"

Huge, you say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How freaky I shaped mine earlier but I never took a picture

Sorry Posh…

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dance fellas ...dance for the ladies....do as your told!

No dear, I'm not asking for dancing. As I'm not a site supporter I can't watch videos

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Happy trails ladies xx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Move onto into public for ya"

Where's the drool emoji when you need it for crying out loud?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Don't mind me

Pervert

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Can grey joggers be included?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My trail is more of a path. And the path doesn't go all the way to you know where. "

I'm going to look... very closely... and see if I can find the way anyway

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Here you go Posh! Think I have a few others in my gallery too

Yes FH. Yes you do

Thank you for your excellent participation

More than happy to assist, especially after you took the time to write all that out

If you're going to do something you should do it well I say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much as I’d like to grant your request nsp….

Effort.

Maybe when I have more time and inclination at the weekend.

You should do a weekend picture challenge thread again, they can be fun!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Dance fellas ...dance for the ladies....do as your told!

No dear, I'm not asking for dancing. As I'm not a site supporter I can't watch videos

But her deviant perve of a friend IS a site supporter, so have at it boys

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How freaky I shaped mine earlier but I never took a picture

Sorry Posh…

You're not sorry.

And you have a camera... and we can wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh wow, thank you Posh, so much!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Happy trails ladies xx"

Just... move a little closer

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can grey joggers be included?"

Well, if they must be...

As long as we get the bit above them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How freaky I shaped mine earlier but I never took a picture

Sorry Posh…

You're not sorry.

And you have a camera... and we can wait

Let me see what I can do in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here you go Posh! Think I have a few others in my gallery too

Oooft! 11th Feb

Why thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Much as I’d like to grant your request nsp….

Effort.

Maybe when I have more time and inclination at the weekend.

You should do a weekend picture challenge thread again, they can be fun!"

Jeez Sam. Demanding much!

Ok. I'll do one this weekend.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh wow, thank you Posh, so much!!

Welcome Lisa

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How freaky I shaped mine earlier but I never took a picture

Sorry Posh…

You're not sorry.

And you have a camera... and we can wait

Let me see what I can do in the morning

Oh Jack... you know how I like you in the morning

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By *ancsduoCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Can grey joggers be included?

Well, if they must be...

As long as we get the bit above them..."

But of course.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In

Yep... that works...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can grey joggers be included?

Well, if they must be...

As long as we get the bit above them...

But of course.

You're too kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Done

Oooh Rex. That's a happy looking trail...

RED! REX GOT HIS OUT FOR YOU!"

Why do I feel like meat?

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

"Happy trails ladies xx

Just... move a little closer

I will set off now and you can expect me to we with you in 7-10 business days x

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

What am I suppose to be doing

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"My trail is more of a path. And the path doesn't go all the way to you know where.

I'm going to look... very closely... and see if I can find the way anyway

I'll assume you won't need directions

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Done

Oooh Rex. That's a happy looking trail...

RED! REX GOT HIS OUT FOR YOU!

Why do I feel like meat?

Because you said "Posh, treat me like meat" and I'm doing my best.

(Mods... I'm not actually really sharing messages. It was more of a subliminal thing)

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Can grey joggers be included?

Well, if they must be...

As long as we get the bit above them...

But of course.

You're too kind

I would be rude not to.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Don't mind me

Pervert

I'm in good company then

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Happy trails ladies xx

Just... move a little closer

I will set off now and you can expect me to we with you in 7-10 business days x"

Ooooh. I like a happy package

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What am I suppose to be doing

Jeez Tats. Read the instructions and flash us your bits!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My trail is more of a path. And the path doesn't go all the way to you know where.

I'm going to look... very closely... and see if I can find the way anyway

I'll assume you won't need directions"

Turns out I don't. But I like instructions

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can grey joggers be included?

Well, if they must be...

As long as we get the bit above them...

But of course.

You're too kind

I would be rude not to.

And we are never rude here..

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Don't mind me

Pervert

I'm in good company then

The absolute best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Done

Oooh Rex. That's a happy looking trail...

RED! REX GOT HIS OUT FOR YOU!

Why do I feel like meat?

Because you said "Posh, treat me like meat" and I'm doing my best.

(Mods... I'm not actually really sharing messages. It was more of a subliminal thing)"

No, I said ‘Posh would you like a meet?’

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

It's more of a moorland than a trail, but clearly these are desperate times...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Done

Oooh Rex. That's a happy looking trail...

RED! REX GOT HIS OUT FOR YOU!

Why do I feel like meat?

Because you said "Posh, treat me like meat" and I'm doing my best.

(Mods... I'm not actually really sharing messages. It was more of a subliminal thing)

No, I said ‘Posh would you like a meet?’

Aww man.

Damn my missing hearing aid!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Can grey joggers be included?

Well, if they must be...

As long as we get the bit above them...

But of course.

You're too kind

I would be rude not to.

And we are never rude here..

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It's more of a moorland than a trail, but clearly these are desperate times..."

Still entirely strokable...

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Done

Oooh Rex. That's a happy looking trail...

RED! REX GOT HIS OUT FOR YOU!

Why do I feel like meat?

Shurrup & show me your meat

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us what we need.

Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again

I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please

(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)"

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Various pics available for your perusal.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us what we need.

Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again

I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please

(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Various pics available for your perusal. "

And peruse I do

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Where's Inconceivable? She's not normally late on parade...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing as it’s you Posh, profile pic updated…..

There’s even a cuppa waiting for you.

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough

This thread is possibly the best one I’ve seen

thank you Posh for encouraging this absolute treat for my eyes

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

Evening all

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Going to have to disappoint you I'm afraid. I will not be debasing myself for the smutty desires of the forum women, thank you very much!"

You're an honourable man, DrWho.

Me? Not so much, but still only half a trail to offer, Posh!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us what we need.

Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again

I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please

(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

"
for 1 night only so,

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Seeing as it’s you Posh, profile pic updated…..

There’s even a cuppa waiting for you.

You know just how to seduce a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to share with anyone. Absolute exhibitionist

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This thread is possibly the best one I’ve seen

thank you Posh for encouraging this absolute treat for my eyes

You're absolutely welcome...

Thank the menfolk... they're the real stars

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Going to have to disappoint you I'm afraid. I will not be debasing myself for the smutty desires of the forum women, thank you very much!

You're an honourable man, DrWho.

Me? Not so much, but still only half a trail to offer, Posh!"

Half of sexy is still damn sexy

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By *ighty_tightyMan
over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"My trail is more of a path. And the path doesn't go all the way to you know where.

I'm going to look... very closely... and see if I can find the way anyway

I'll assume you won't need directions

Turns out I don't. But I like instructions

Noted!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us what we need.

Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again

I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please

(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

for 1 night only so, "

And that is a perfectly placed hand... need another?

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us what we need.

Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again

I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please

(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

"
and for the Rec, you are most deffo a bigger perv than me,,

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Happy to share with anyone. Absolute exhibitionist"

And the ladies are so pleased you are

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us what we need.

Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again

I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please

(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

for 1 night only so,

And that is a perfectly placed hand... need another?

"
hands just get in the way,,

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By *entleman Blue EyesMan
over a year ago

Saffron Walden

My path is poorly lit and being verified for safe access. It'll be open to the publics shortly

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My trail is more of a path. And the path doesn't go all the way to you know where.

I'm going to look... very closely... and see if I can find the way anyway

I'll assume you won't need directions

Turns out I don't. But I like instructions

Noted!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us what we need.

Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again

I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please

(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

for 1 night only so,

And that is a perfectly placed hand... need another?

hands just get in the way,,

Mouth then

And baby... I'm a bigger perve than most

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My path is poorly lit and being verified for safe access. It'll be open to the publics shortly

Oh lord... that's a hazard to my loins

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough

"This thread is possibly the best one I’ve seen

thank you Posh for encouraging this absolute treat for my eyes

You're absolutely welcome...

Thank the menfolk... they're the real stars

Thank you, you bunch of gorgeous menfolk

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us what we need.

Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again

I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please

(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

for 1 night only so,

And that is a perfectly placed hand... need another?

hands just get in the way,,

Mouth then

And baby... I'm a bigger perve than most

"
ohhh that was never in Q,, why you think we became friends

, besides nice boobies that is

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us what we need.

Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again

I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please

(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

for 1 night only so, "

Oh, lord!

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

This bit?

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here).....

Please give us what we need.

Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area.

Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again

I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please

(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

for 1 night only so,

Oh, lord!

"
behave yourself young lady,,

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

for 1 night only so,

And that is a perfectly placed hand... need another?

hands just get in the way,,

Mouth then

And baby... I'm a bigger perve than most

ohhh that was never in Q,, why you think we became friends

, besides nice boobies that is

Exactly... us perverts do tend to come together with a bang

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"What am I suppose to be doing

Jeez Tats. Read the instructions and flash us your bits!"

A lady asking to see my cock I’m keeping the evidence

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

"Dance fellas ...dance for the ladies....do as your told!

No dear, I'm not asking for dancing. As I'm not a site supporter I can't watch videos

You know very well what I was hinting at...and don't get me started with threads like this, I remember the private conversation we had about them, and why most of you ladies even start them

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"This bit?

Yes. Yes. Yes.

That bit. That bit... right there.

*sigh*

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What am I suppose to be doing

Jeez Tats. Read the instructions and flash us your bits!

A lady asking to see my cock I’m keeping the evidence

Oh it will happen again.

And I'm not talking cock. The bit above it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Dance fellas ...dance for the ladies....do as your told!

No dear, I'm not asking for dancing. As I'm not a site supporter I can't watch videos

You know very well what I was hinting at...and don't get me started with threads like this, I remember the private conversation we had about them, and why most of you ladies even start them

I do. And you also remember why I do...

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

for 1 night only so,

And that is a perfectly placed hand... need another?

hands just get in the way,,

Mouth then

And baby... I'm a bigger perve than most

ohhh that was never in Q,, why you think we became friends

, besides nice boobies that is

Exactly... us perverts do tend to come together with a bang

"
ohhhh I'd love a good bang.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

for 1 night only so,

And that is a perfectly placed hand... need another?

hands just get in the way,,

Mouth then

And baby... I'm a bigger perve than most

ohhh that was never in Q,, why you think we became friends

, besides nice boobies that is

Exactly... us perverts do tend to come together with a bang

ohhhh I'd love a good bang. "

Crying out loud man. I can't offer again. A girl can only throw herself at you so many times in public before it gets embarrassing

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over a year ago

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"This bit?

Ooh, that'll be nice & smooth on my tongue

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

"This bit?

Ooh, that'll be nice & smooth on my tongue

Now now, calm down

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Ladies... get fabbing the gorgeous and so obliging guys!

(That way they'll oblige again see....)

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Why hello there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask for anything ladies. In my hot tub

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"What am I suppose to be doing

Jeez Tats. Read the instructions and flash us your bits!

A lady asking to see my cock I’m keeping the evidence

Oh it will happen again.

And I'm not talking cock. The bit above it

Belly button

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What am I suppose to be doing

Jeez Tats. Read the instructions and flash us your bits!

A lady asking to see my cock I’m keeping the evidence

Oh it will happen again.

And I'm not talking cock. The bit above it

Belly button

The bit between the belly button and the peen...

You really didn't read my porn did you? I mean... erm... my OP

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"What am I suppose to be doing

Jeez Tats. Read the instructions and flash us your bits!

A lady asking to see my cock I’m keeping the evidence

Oh it will happen again.

And I'm not talking cock. The bit above it

Belly button

The bit between the belly button and the peen...

You really didn't read my porn did you? I mean... erm... my OP

I did I did I swear

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By *cotty1376Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

done

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What am I suppose to be doing

Jeez Tats. Read the instructions and flash us your bits!

A lady asking to see my cock I’m keeping the evidence

Oh it will happen again.

And I'm not talking cock. The bit above it

Belly button

The bit between the belly button and the peen...

You really didn't read my porn did you? I mean... erm... my OP

I did I did I swear

Well... come on then!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"done

Oooh Scotty... spoiling us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done! Hope you ladies like!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Ask for anything ladies. In my hot tub "

Any room for Posh & I in your hot tub.....?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Done! Hope you ladies like! "

Oh we like... we really like.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"What am I suppose to be doing

Jeez Tats. Read the instructions and flash us your bits!

A lady asking to see my cock I’m keeping the evidence

Oh it will happen again.

And I'm not talking cock. The bit above it

Belly button

The bit between the belly button and the peen...

You really didn't read my porn did you? I mean... erm... my OP

I did I did I swear

Well... come on then!"

Like that

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford

Darn... I appear to have shaved mine off

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What am I suppose to be doing

Jeez Tats. Read the instructions and flash us your bits!

A lady asking to see my cock I’m keeping the evidence

Oh it will happen again.

And I'm not talking cock. The bit above it

Belly button

The bit between the belly button and the peen...

You really didn't read my porn did you? I mean... erm... my OP

I did I did I swear

Well... come on then!

Like that

Yes! Finally!

Just like that

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Darn... I appear to have shaved mine off

Oh it's still strokable... and lickable

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford

"Darn... I appear to have shaved mine off

Oh it's still strokable... and lickable

I'll be sure to keep it as is then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it's been a while since I participated in this kind of madness.

Here is my best effort from the archives, but I'll see if I can take another little something if this one goes down well!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Darn... I appear to have shaved mine off

Oh it's still strokable... and lickable

I'll be sure to keep it as is then

Yes. Just like that

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well it's been a while since I participated in this kind of madness.

Here is my best effort from the archives, but I'll see if I can take another little something if this one goes down well!"

I'll go down very well Josh.

I mean it will.

Oops.

And yes. More please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you contribute?

I only just changed our profile picture for the arse thread

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"How do you contribute?

I only just changed our profile picture for the arse thread

Is that in, or just being held in place?

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Good luck getting your arse and your belly button in the same pic

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How do you contribute?

I only just changed our profile picture for the arse thread

You put your 7th February photo as your profile picture and I drool...

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"done

Oooh Scotty... spoiling us!

I'm happily joining in on your appreciation, PoshPants.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Good luck getting your arse and your belly button in the same pic"

I'm over arses for today

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

You have access to that in my friends only pics,

Yes... yes I do

You should share with the ladies as your profile pic

for 1 night only so,

And that is a perfectly placed hand... need another?

hands just get in the way,,

Mouth then

And baby... I'm a bigger perve than most

ohhh that was never in Q,, why you think we became friends

, besides nice boobies that is

Exactly... us perverts do tend to come together with a bang

ohhhh I'd love a good bang.

Crying out loud man. I can't offer again. A girl can only throw herself at you so many times in public before it gets embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unsure if we can class all three or so of my hairs as a happy trail

but here you are Posh xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still don't know what to do

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Unsure if we can class all three or so of my hairs as a happy trail

but here you are Posh xx"

Well... all three make me smile... seems happy to me

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I still don't know what to do "

You do Wonko... you're just being obtuse now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well it's been a while since I participated in this kind of madness.

Here is my best effort from the archives, but I'll see if I can take another little something if this one goes down well!

I'll go down very well Josh.

I mean it will.

Oops.

And yes. More please

I thought that it/you might appreciate it! I'll see what I can do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still don't know what to do

You do Wonko... you're just being obtuse now

No I'm acute

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well it's been a while since I participated in this kind of madness.

Here is my best effort from the archives, but I'll see if I can take another little something if this one goes down well!

I'll go down very well Josh.

I mean it will.

Oops.

And yes. More please

I thought that it/you might appreciate it! I'll see what I can do.

The ladies appreciate it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I still don't know what to do

You do Wonko... you're just being obtuse now

No I'm acute

Prove it

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Well it's been a while since I participated in this kind of madness.

Here is my best effort from the archives, but I'll see if I can take another little something if this one goes down well!

I'll go down very well Josh.

I mean it will.

Oops.

And yes. More please

I thought that it/you might appreciate it! I'll see what I can do.

The ladies appreciate it

As do those of us who aren't ladies......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still don't know what to do

You do Wonko... you're just being obtuse now

No I'm acute

Prove it

Make me

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Well it's been a while since I participated in this kind of madness.

Here is my best effort from the archives, but I'll see if I can take another little something if this one goes down well!

I'll go down very well Josh.

I mean it will.

Oops.

And yes. More please

I thought that it/you might appreciate it! I'll see what I can do.

The ladies appreciate it

As do those of us who aren't ladies......

I thought we were pretending to be ladies today?

I can't keep up

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I still don't know what to do

You do Wonko... you're just being obtuse now

No I'm acute

Prove it

Make me "

I haven't the energy though.

I've been busy perving!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I can't read that much - what do you want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sorry Posh but which bit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't read that much - what do you want? "

I keep asking but they won't tell me

Typical women expecting us to read their minds

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I can't read that much - what do you want? "

48 words Chunky! That's all you need to read!

The rest is just waffle.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I’m sorry Posh but which bit?

Don't you start too!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I can't read that much - what do you want?

48 words Chunky! That's all you need to read!

The rest is just waffle."

Sorry, I have a headache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask for anything ladies. In my hot tub

Any room for Posh & I in your hot tub.....?

Absolutely

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I can't read that much - what do you want?

I keep asking but they won't tell me

Typical women expecting us to read their minds "

It's a good job we can't read their minds - we'd be as mad as them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't read that much - what do you want?

I keep asking but they won't tell me

Typical women expecting us to read their minds

It's a good job we can't read their minds - we'd be as mad as them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you contribute?

I only just changed our profile picture for the arse thread

You put your 7th February photo as your profile picture and I drool..."

What like that?

Now the arse thread doesn't make sense

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How do you contribute?

I only just changed our profile picture for the arse thread

You put your 7th February photo as your profile picture and I drool...

What like that?

Now the arse thread doesn't make sense

Just like that. I thank you

(Also... good point. I like to confuse people by posting with the couple profile with a picture of himself

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you contribute?

I only just changed our profile picture for the arse thread

Is that in, or just being held in place?"

Well it's not a coin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks posh

*leaves the thread as confused as he entered *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set ass pic as profile

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Sorry Posh. Haven’t got a linking trail.

https://m.fabswingers.com/my/show/27b1a4ce-c0e6-463e-89ab-6998c8a98107

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Thank you to all the lovely men who have been so kind as to join in with this entirely innocent thread.

And to the ladies who appreciated y'all I say thank you as well.

Posh

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Thank you to all the lovely men who have been so kind as to join in with this entirely innocent thread.

And to the ladies who appreciated y'all I say thank you as well.

Posh

"
perves

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sorry Posh. Haven’t got a linking trail.

https://m.fabswingers.com/my/show/27b1a4ce-c0e6-463e-89ab-6998c8a98107"

You have a very happy happy trail Mr

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Thank you to all the lovely men who have been so kind as to join in with this entirely innocent thread.

And to the ladies who appreciated y'all I say thank you as well.

Posh

perves

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do you contribute?

I only just changed our profile picture for the arse thread

You put your 7th February photo as your profile picture and I drool...

What like that?

Now the arse thread doesn't make sense

Just like that. I thank you

(Also... good point. I like to confuse people by posting with the couple profile with a picture of himself

I don't see why couples profile picture has to lead with the female always

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I don't see why couples profile picture has to lead with the female always

It doesn't. I'd rather have him as ours

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