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It's the bit that I'm going to run my hand down to get to your belt.... and undo that, then pop the buttons of your jeans so I can continue to slide my hand down that trail..... taking those jeans and pants with me as I kneel and let my mouth follow my hand.....
I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please 
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"Ooh good call, Posh. Come in gents, I need to perve & objectify you "You heard me hit "post" didn't you... | |||
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"Dunno if i got any like that " There is a really easy answer... | |||
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"Done "Oooh Rex. That's a happy looking trail... RED! REX GOT HIS OUT FOR YOU! | |||
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"Going to have to disappoint you I'm afraid. I will not be debasing myself for the smutty desires of the forum women, thank you very much!" But... but... but... Ooh. Butt. That's the next one I think | |||
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"What are we meant to be doing? " Reading the OP and doing what it says. Fucks sake Wonko... it's shorter than the one I wrote earlier. | |||
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"I have pictures of said happy trail, however, as it also encompasses my sausage it is not for public viewing. Viewing by PM only, if you want to be really disappointed that is "PM incoming | |||
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"Dunno if i got any like that There is a really easy answer... "no no no need time to prep and take 300 pics to find a good one first its on my belly i just ate 16oz of steak so its huuuuuuge | |||
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"Here you go Posh! Think I have a few others in my gallery too "Yes FH. Yes you do
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"What are we meant to be doing? Reading the OP and doing what it says. Fucks sake Wonko... it's shorter than the one I wrote earlier." I don't think you want to see that from me  | |||
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"Love tracing a good trail.. "It's one of my favourite things... and post sex it's just so relaxing running your fingers up and down... and up and down... and up and down... and... um... I need a moment | |||
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"Done
Oooh Rex. That's a happy looking trail...
RED! REX GOT HIS OUT FOR YOU!"Rex! Let me smother it Nutella and ride you like I stole you | |||
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"Oh I’ll just have a good old blatant perv "Saved you a seat | |||
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"Found one pic with a bit of a trail " Oh you really did | |||
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"Here you go Posh! Think I have a few others in my gallery too
Yes FH. Yes you do
Thank you for your excellent participation "More than happy to assist, especially after you took the time to write all that out  | |||
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"Oh posh, its an excellent idea.. I'm pulling up a seat and bringing popcorn
Thanks gents in advance "Yoire so welcome | |||
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"Here you go Posh! Think I have a few others in my gallery too "Oooft! 11th Feb  | |||
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"Dunno if i got any like that There is a really easy answer... no no no need time to prep and take 300 pics to find a good one first its on my belly i just ate 16oz of steak so its huuuuuuge"Huge, you say | |||
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"Dance fellas ...dance for the ladies....do as your told! "No dear, I'm not asking for dancing. As I'm not a site supporter I can't watch videos | |||
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"Move onto into public for ya" Where's the drool emoji when you need it for crying out loud?  | |||
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"Don't mind me "Pervert | |||
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"My trail is more of a path. And the path doesn't go all the way to you know where. " I'm going to look... very closely... and see if I can find the way anyway | |||
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"Here you go Posh! Think I have a few others in my gallery too
Yes FH. Yes you do
Thank you for your excellent participation
More than happy to assist, especially after you took the time to write all that out "
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"Dance fellas ...dance for the ladies....do as your told!
No dear, I'm not asking for dancing. As I'm not a site supporter I can't watch videos "But her deviant perve of a friend IS a site supporter, so have at it boys | |||
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"How freaky I shaped mine earlier but I never took a picture
Sorry Posh… "You're not sorry. And you have a camera... and we can wait | |||
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"Happy trails ladies xx" Just... move a little closer | |||
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"Can grey joggers be included?" Well, if they must be... As long as we get the bit above them... | |||
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"How freaky I shaped mine earlier but I never took a picture
Sorry Posh…
You're not sorry.
And you have a camera... and we can wait "Let me see what I can do in the morning  | |||
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"Here you go Posh! Think I have a few others in my gallery too
Oooft! 11th Feb "Why thank you | |||
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"Much as I’d like to grant your request nsp…. Effort. Maybe when I have more time and inclination at the weekend. You should do a weekend picture challenge thread again, they can be fun!" Jeez Sam. Demanding much! Ok. I'll do one this weekend. | |||
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"Oh wow, thank you Posh, so much!! "Welcome Lisa | |||
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"How freaky I shaped mine earlier but I never took a picture
Sorry Posh…
You're not sorry.
And you have a camera... and we can wait
Let me see what I can do in the morning "Oh Jack... you know how I like you in the morning | |||
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"Can grey joggers be included? Well, if they must be... As long as we get the bit above them..." But of course. | |||
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"In "Yep... that works... | |||
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"Can grey joggers be included? Well, if they must be... As long as we get the bit above them... But of course. "You're too kind | |||
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"Done
Oooh Rex. That's a happy looking trail...
RED! REX GOT HIS OUT FOR YOU!"Why do I feel like meat? | |||
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"Happy trails ladies xx Just... move a little closer "I will set off now and you can expect me to we with you in 7-10 business days x | |||
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"My trail is more of a path. And the path doesn't go all the way to you know where. I'm going to look... very closely... and see if I can find the way anyway "I'll assume you won't need directions | |||
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"Done
Oooh Rex. That's a happy looking trail...
RED! REX GOT HIS OUT FOR YOU!
Why do I feel like meat? "Because you said "Posh, treat me like meat" and I'm doing my best. (Mods... I'm not actually really sharing messages. It was more of a subliminal thing) | |||
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"Can grey joggers be included? Well, if they must be... As long as we get the bit above them... But of course.
You're too kind "I would be rude not to. | |||
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Pervert "I'm in good company then | |||
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"Happy trails ladies xx Just... move a little closer
I will set off now and you can expect me to we with you in 7-10 business days x"Ooooh. I like a happy package | |||
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"What am I suppose to be doing "Jeez Tats. Read the instructions and flash us your bits! | |||
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"My trail is more of a path. And the path doesn't go all the way to you know where. I'm going to look... very closely... and see if I can find the way anyway
I'll assume you won't need directions"Turns out I don't. But I like instructions | |||
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"Can grey joggers be included? Well, if they must be... As long as we get the bit above them... But of course.
You're too kind
I would be rude not to. "And we are never rude here.. | |||
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"Don't mind me
Pervert
I'm in good company then "The absolute best | |||
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"Done
Oooh Rex. That's a happy looking trail...
RED! REX GOT HIS OUT FOR YOU!
Why do I feel like meat?
Because you said "Posh, treat me like meat" and I'm doing my best.
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"Done
Oooh Rex. That's a happy looking trail...
RED! REX GOT HIS OUT FOR YOU!
Why do I feel like meat?
Because you said "Posh, treat me like meat" and I'm doing my best.
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I would be rude not to.
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"It's more of a moorland than a trail, but clearly these are desperate times..." Still entirely strokable... | |||
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"Done
Oooh Rex. That's a happy looking trail...
RED! REX GOT HIS OUT FOR YOU!
Why do I feel like meat? "Shurrup & show me your meat | |||
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"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here)..... Please give us what we need. Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area. If more description were needed, it's that bit that my hand slides to under your shirt when I come up and wrap my arms round you from behind. Where I feel that happy, happy trail of hair that runs down from your belly button, down into your trousers, before I get to wrap my hand around the shaft of your..... Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again
It's the bit that I'm going to run my hand down to get to your belt.... and undo that, then pop the buttons of your jeans so I can continue to slide my hand down that trail..... taking those jeans and pants with me as I kneel and let my mouth follow my hand.....
I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please
(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)"You have access to that in my friends only pics, | |||
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"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here)..... Please give us what we need. Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area. If more description were needed, it's that bit that my hand slides to under your shirt when I come up and wrap my arms round you from behind. Where I feel that happy, happy trail of hair that runs down from your belly button, down into your trousers, before I get to wrap my hand around the shaft of your..... Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again
It's the bit that I'm going to run my hand down to get to your belt.... and undo that, then pop the buttons of your jeans so I can continue to slide my hand down that trail..... taking those jeans and pants with me as I kneel and let my mouth follow my hand.....
I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please
(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)
You have access to that in my friends only pics, "Yes... yes I do
You should share with the ladies as your profile pic | |||
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"Various pics available for your perusal. " And peruse I do | |||
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thank you Posh for encouraging this absolute treat for my eyes | |||
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"Going to have to disappoint you I'm afraid. I will not be debasing myself for the smutty desires of the forum women, thank you very much!" You're an honourable man, DrWho. Me? Not so much, but still only half a trail to offer, Posh! | |||
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"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here)..... Please give us what we need. Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area. If more description were needed, it's that bit that my hand slides to under your shirt when I come up and wrap my arms round you from behind. Where I feel that happy, happy trail of hair that runs down from your belly button, down into your trousers, before I get to wrap my hand around the shaft of your..... Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again
It's the bit that I'm going to run my hand down to get to your belt.... and undo that, then pop the buttons of your jeans so I can continue to slide my hand down that trail..... taking those jeans and pants with me as I kneel and let my mouth follow my hand.....
I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please
(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)
You have access to that in my friends only pics,
Yes... yes I do
You should share with the ladies as your profile pic "for 1 night only so, | |||
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"Seeing as it’s you Posh, profile pic updated….. There’s even a cuppa waiting for you. "You know just how to seduce a woman | |||
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"This thread is possibly the best one I’ve seen thank you Posh for encouraging this absolute treat for my eyes "You're absolutely welcome... Thank the menfolk... they're the real stars | |||
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"Going to have to disappoint you I'm afraid. I will not be debasing myself for the smutty desires of the forum women, thank you very much! You're an honourable man, DrWho. Me? Not so much, but still only half a trail to offer, Posh!" Half of sexy is still damn sexy | |||
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"My trail is more of a path. And the path doesn't go all the way to you know where. I'm going to look... very closely... and see if I can find the way anyway
I'll assume you won't need directions
Turns out I don't. But I like instructions "Noted! | |||
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"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here)..... Please give us what we need. Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area. If more description were needed, it's that bit that my hand slides to under your shirt when I come up and wrap my arms round you from behind. Where I feel that happy, happy trail of hair that runs down from your belly button, down into your trousers, before I get to wrap my hand around the shaft of your..... Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again
It's the bit that I'm going to run my hand down to get to your belt.... and undo that, then pop the buttons of your jeans so I can continue to slide my hand down that trail..... taking those jeans and pants with me as I kneel and let my mouth follow my hand.....
I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please
(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)
You have access to that in my friends only pics,
Yes... yes I do
You should share with the ladies as your profile pic for 1 night only so, "And that is a perfectly placed hand... need another? | |||
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"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here)..... Please give us what we need. Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area. If more description were needed, it's that bit that my hand slides to under your shirt when I come up and wrap my arms round you from behind. Where I feel that happy, happy trail of hair that runs down from your belly button, down into your trousers, before I get to wrap my hand around the shaft of your..... Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again
It's the bit that I'm going to run my hand down to get to your belt.... and undo that, then pop the buttons of your jeans so I can continue to slide my hand down that trail..... taking those jeans and pants with me as I kneel and let my mouth follow my hand.....
I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please
(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)
You have access to that in my friends only pics,
Yes... yes I do
You should share with the ladies as your profile pic "and for the Rec, you are most deffo a bigger perv than me,, | |||
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"Happy to share with anyone. Absolute exhibitionist" And the ladies are so pleased you are | |||
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"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here)..... Please give us what we need. Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area. If more description were needed, it's that bit that my hand slides to under your shirt when I come up and wrap my arms round you from behind. Where I feel that happy, happy trail of hair that runs down from your belly button, down into your trousers, before I get to wrap my hand around the shaft of your..... Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again
It's the bit that I'm going to run my hand down to get to your belt.... and undo that, then pop the buttons of your jeans so I can continue to slide my hand down that trail..... taking those jeans and pants with me as I kneel and let my mouth follow my hand.....
I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please
(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)
You have access to that in my friends only pics,
Yes... yes I do
You should share with the ladies as your profile pic for 1 night only so,
And that is a perfectly placed hand... need another? "hands just get in the way,, | |||
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"My trail is more of a path. And the path doesn't go all the way to you know where. I'm going to look... very closely... and see if I can find the way anyway
I'll assume you won't need directions
Turns out I don't. But I like instructions
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"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here)..... Please give us what we need. Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area. If more description were needed, it's that bit that my hand slides to under your shirt when I come up and wrap my arms round you from behind. Where I feel that happy, happy trail of hair that runs down from your belly button, down into your trousers, before I get to wrap my hand around the shaft of your..... Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again
It's the bit that I'm going to run my hand down to get to your belt.... and undo that, then pop the buttons of your jeans so I can continue to slide my hand down that trail..... taking those jeans and pants with me as I kneel and let my mouth follow my hand.....
I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please
(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)
You have access to that in my friends only pics,
Yes... yes I do
You should share with the ladies as your profile pic for 1 night only so,
And that is a perfectly placed hand... need another? hands just get in the way,, "Mouth then
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"My path is poorly lit and being verified for safe access. It'll be open to the publics shortly "Oh lord... that's a hazard to my loins | |||
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"This thread is possibly the best one I’ve seen thank you Posh for encouraging this absolute treat for my eyes
You're absolutely welcome...
Thank the menfolk... they're the real stars "Thank you, you bunch of gorgeous menfolk | |||
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"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here)..... Please give us what we need. Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area. If more description were needed, it's that bit that my hand slides to under your shirt when I come up and wrap my arms round you from behind. Where I feel that happy, happy trail of hair that runs down from your belly button, down into your trousers, before I get to wrap my hand around the shaft of your..... Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again
It's the bit that I'm going to run my hand down to get to your belt.... and undo that, then pop the buttons of your jeans so I can continue to slide my hand down that trail..... taking those jeans and pants with me as I kneel and let my mouth follow my hand.....
I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please
(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)
You have access to that in my friends only pics,
Yes... yes I do
You should share with the ladies as your profile pic for 1 night only so,
And that is a perfectly placed hand... need another? hands just get in the way,,
Mouth then
And baby... I'm a bigger perve than most "ohhh that was never in Q,, why you think we became friends , besides nice boobies that is | |||
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"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here)..... Please give us what we need. Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area. If more description were needed, it's that bit that my hand slides to under your shirt when I come up and wrap my arms round you from behind. Where I feel that happy, happy trail of hair that runs down from your belly button, down into your trousers, before I get to wrap my hand around the shaft of your..... Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again
It's the bit that I'm going to run my hand down to get to your belt.... and undo that, then pop the buttons of your jeans so I can continue to slide my hand down that trail..... taking those jeans and pants with me as I kneel and let my mouth follow my hand.....
I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please
(Obviously me/I refers to all the ladies. Not just me. Because I'm absolutely not the only pervert here)
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Yes... yes I do
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"...and we women are so in need of you (well actually it could just be me.... but I'm dragging the others in as well to pretend I'm not the only raging pervert here)..... Please give us what we need. Tonight I'm having a yen for those happy trails.... the happy, happy bit between your belly button and your pubic area. If more description were needed, it's that bit that my hand slides to under your shirt when I come up and wrap my arms round you from behind. Where I feel that happy, happy trail of hair that runs down from your belly button, down into your trousers, before I get to wrap my hand around the shaft of your..... Oops. That's not what I meant to do. I'll start again
It's the bit that I'm going to run my hand down to get to your belt.... and undo that, then pop the buttons of your jeans so I can continue to slide my hand down that trail..... taking those jeans and pants with me as I kneel and let my mouth follow my hand.....
I'm on my knees here..... I need you. Happy trails please. And they're happy no matter the size, no matter the level of hair.... just make me happy. Please
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Yes... yes I do
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" You have access to that in my friends only pics,
Yes... yes I do
You should share with the ladies as your profile pic for 1 night only so,
And that is a perfectly placed hand... need another? hands just get in the way,,
Mouth then
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No dear, I'm not asking for dancing. As I'm not a site supporter I can't watch videos
You know very well what I was hinting at...and don't get me started with threads like this, I remember the private conversation we had about them, and why most of you ladies even start them "I do. And you also remember why I do... | |||
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Yes... yes I do
You should share with the ladies as your profile pic for 1 night only so,
And that is a perfectly placed hand... need another? hands just get in the way,,
Mouth then
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And that is a perfectly placed hand... need another? hands just get in the way,,
Mouth then
And baby... I'm a bigger perve than most ohhh that was never in Q,, why you think we became friends , besides nice boobies that is
Exactly... us perverts do tend to come together with a bang ohhhh I'd love a good bang. "Crying out loud man. I can't offer again. A girl can only throw herself at you so many times in public before it gets embarrassing | |||
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A lady asking to see my cock I’m keeping the evidence
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A lady asking to see my cock I’m keeping the evidence
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And I'm not talking cock. The bit above it
Belly button
The bit between the belly button and the peen...
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"Ask for anything ladies. In my hot tub " Any room for Posh & I in your hot tub.....? | |||
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A lady asking to see my cock I’m keeping the evidence
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And I'm not talking cock. The bit above it
Belly button
The bit between the belly button and the peen...
You really didn't read my porn did you? I mean... erm... my OP
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Belly button
The bit between the belly button and the peen...
You really didn't read my porn did you? I mean... erm... my OP
I did I did I swear
Well... come on then!
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Oh it's still strokable... and lickable
I'll be sure to keep it as is then "Yes. Just like that | |||
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Oooh Scotty... spoiling us! "I'm happily joining in on your appreciation, PoshPants. | |||
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Yes... yes I do
You should share with the ladies as your profile pic for 1 night only so,
And that is a perfectly placed hand... need another? hands just get in the way,,
Mouth then
And baby... I'm a bigger perve than most ohhh that was never in Q,, why you think we became friends , besides nice boobies that is
Exactly... us perverts do tend to come together with a bang ohhhh I'd love a good bang.
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"Unsure if we can class all three or so of my hairs as a happy trail but here you are Posh xx"Well... all three make me smile... seems happy to me | |||
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"Well it's been a while since I participated in this kind of madness. Here is my best effort from the archives, but I'll see if I can take another little something if this one goes down well! I'll go down very well Josh. I mean it will. Oops. And yes. More please "I thought that it/you might appreciate it! I'll see what I can do. | |||
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"Well it's been a while since I participated in this kind of madness. Here is my best effort from the archives, but I'll see if I can take another little something if this one goes down well! I'll go down very well Josh. I mean it will. Oops. And yes. More please
I thought that it/you might appreciate it! I'll see what I can do.
The ladies appreciate it "As do those of us who aren't ladies...... | |||
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No I'm acute
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I thought that it/you might appreciate it! I'll see what I can do.
The ladies appreciate it
As do those of us who aren't ladies...... "I thought we were pretending to be ladies today? I can't keep up | |||
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No I'm acute
Prove it
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"I can't read that much - what do you want? " I keep asking but they won't tell me Typical women expecting us to read their minds | |||
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"I can't read that much - what do you want? " 48 words Chunky! That's all you need to read! The rest is just waffle. | |||
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"I’m sorry Posh but which bit? "Don't you start too! | |||
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"I can't read that much - what do you want? 48 words Chunky! That's all you need to read! The rest is just waffle." Sorry, I have a headache | |||
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"Ask for anything ladies. In my hot tub Any room for Posh & I in your hot tub.....? "Absolutely | |||
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"I can't read that much - what do you want? I keep asking but they won't tell me Typical women expecting us to read their minds " It's a good job we can't read their minds - we'd be as mad as them. | |||
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"How do you contribute? I only just changed our profile picture for the arse thread
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"How do you contribute? I only just changed our profile picture for the arse thread
You put your 7th February photo as your profile picture and I drool...
What like that?
Now the arse thread doesn't make sense "Just like that. I thank you
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"Thank you to all the lovely men who have been so kind as to join in with this entirely innocent thread. And to the ladies who appreciated y'all I say thank you as well. Posh "perves | |||
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"Sorry Posh. Haven’t got a linking trail. https://m.fabswingers.com/my/show/27b1a4ce-c0e6-463e-89ab-6998c8a98107" You have a very happy happy trail Mr | |||
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"Thank you to all the lovely men who have been so kind as to join in with this entirely innocent thread. And to the ladies who appreciated y'all I say thank you as well. Posh perves "Always | |||
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"How do you contribute? I only just changed our profile picture for the arse thread
You put your 7th February photo as your profile picture and I drool...
What like that?
Now the arse thread doesn't make sense
Just like that. I thank you
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