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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

If you could flirt just with your culinary skills what meal / pudding / dish are you so amazing at that nobody could resist you ??

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

My spotted dick is to die for. Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rice pudding is sex in a bowl

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Grumps I would be a sex starved spinster forever if I had to rely on my cooking skills....

I was recently described as Greggs on legs, which I think is an adequate comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like Cock au vin

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A plump breast and drizzled juices

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

I was recently described as Greggs on legs, which I think is an adequate comment "

Yum Yum !

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

That would be my sex life over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warm apple pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A plump breast and drizzled juices"

You aren't related to Nigella by any chance

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My spotted dick is to die for. Luke "

Can I pour Custard on it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooking is not one of my talents, I’d just distract them with my flirting and then throw some chocolate at them.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My rice pudding is sex in a bowl"

Nice and Creamy haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably don't want your mouth around a gooey brownie

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Cheese one toast. Sauce optional

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Grumps I would be a sex starved spinster forever if I had to rely on my cooking skills....

I was recently described as Greggs on legs, which I think is an adequate comment "

Anything with Beans

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I would like Cock au vin "

Or a car or a lorry

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A plump breast and drizzled juices"

The best

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"That would be my sex life over "

You do a mean Scampi & Chips I heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken tagine with dates and honey

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Warm apple pie "

Sold

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Umm... why do you think I bring fridgecake to the socials?

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By *relanddirectMan
over a year ago

cheshire

Rare steak, creamy mash, creamy pepper sauce, bottle of Malbec

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"That would be my sex life over

You do a mean Scampi & Chips I heard "

Hahaha no I don’t make it

I’d just slice exotic fruit and place it on my foof.

Maybe my boobs too but it may slide off under my armpit and that’s not an attractive look.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Cooking is not one of my talents, I’d just distract them with my flirting and then throw some chocolate at them."

What about melted chocolate. On you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Probably don't want your mouth around a gooey brownie "

Haha why not

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Warm apple pie "

Any chance of some madagascar vanilla ice-cream to go with that please?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Chicken tagine with dates and honey "

Oooh very swanky

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Grumps I would be a sex starved spinster forever if I had to rely on my cooking skills....

I was recently described as Greggs on legs, which I think is an adequate comment "

Greasy, flaky and full of sausage?

I thought you were quite lovely personally.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Umm... why do you think I bring fridgecake to the socials?

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Clever move. I might try this with my Cottage Pie next time

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham


"If you could flirt just with your culinary skills what meal / pudding / dish are you so amazing at that nobody could resist you ??

"

My mustard chicken in a cream and leek white wine sauce Duphinous potatoes and green veg.

All those amazing flavours

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Toast. Except when I burn it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bread and butter pudding

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Rare steak, creamy mash, creamy pepper sauce, bottle of Malbec "

That sounds bloody nice tbf

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham


"Grumps I would be a sex starved spinster forever if I had to rely on my cooking skills....

I was recently described as Greggs on legs, which I think is an adequate comment "

Come to mine and let me cook yiu dinner sometime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a bit of a sticky one. Cinnamon buns!

Take the coffee black

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"That would be my sex life over

You do a mean Scampi & Chips I heard

Hahaha no I don’t make it

I’d just slice exotic fruit and place it on my foof.

Maybe my boobs too but it may slide off under my armpit and that’s not an attractive look. "

Not that you're clumsy at all haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If you could flirt just with your culinary skills what meal / pudding / dish are you so amazing at that nobody could resist you ??

My mustard chicken in a cream and leek white wine sauce Duphinous potatoes and green veg.

All those amazing flavours "

Wow that's sex on a plate

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

I have many fine recipes to pull from my quiver, but as barbecue season is approaching I'll go for my world famous smoked paprika and chorizo chicken skewers

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Toast. Except when I burn it"

Great flirting techniques you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bread and butter pudding "

Now this would win me over

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"It’s a bit of a sticky one. Cinnamon buns!

Take the coffee black "

What lady could resist

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Umm... why do you think I bring fridgecake to the socials?

Clever move. I might try this with my Cottage Pie next time "

Damn, I'm not at the next Manchester, else I'd be yours!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Toast. Except when I burn it

Great flirting techniques you "

I got skills

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I have many fine recipes to pull from my quiver, but as barbecue season is approaching I'll go for my world famous smoked paprika and chorizo chicken skewers"

Oh my they sound amazing

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Grumps I would be a sex starved spinster forever if I had to rely on my cooking skills....

I was recently described as Greggs on legs, which I think is an adequate comment

Greasy, flaky and full of sausage?

I thought you were quite lovely personally. "

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Well I love food but find cooking so immeasurably boring, so nothing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Umm... why do you think I bring fridgecake to the socials?

Clever move. I might try this with my Cottage Pie next time

Damn, I'm not at the next Manchester, else I'd be yours! "

Damn it

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd share the cooking with my guest...we could whip up something lovely together

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Toast. Except when I burn it

Great flirting techniques you

I got skills "

They're multiplying

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I'd share the cooking with my guest...we could whip up something lovely together "

Finished with cream

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Toast. Except when I burn it

Great flirting techniques you

I got skills

They're multiplying "

Like mould spores?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just found a great scrambled eggs recipe..involving sparkling water and cream

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights


"Well I love food but find cooking so immeasurably boring, so nothing"

I'll choose a restaurant and we can science chat

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Bread

There's something very sensual about kneading bread

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Bragging - my sausage rolls are the best in the world.

Once you've tasted them you'd never want a greggs one ever again.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Cooking?! Heck no... just eat the M&Ms out of my lap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with whipped cream

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Toast. Except when I burn it

Great flirting techniques you

I got skills

They're multiplying

Like mould spores?"

You sell yourself so well

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I'd share the cooking with my guest...we could whip up something lovely together

Finished with cream"

Of course lol

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Bread

There's something very sensual about kneading bread

"

Do you enjoy a crusty French stick ?

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Bread

There's something very sensual about kneading bread

Do you enjoy a crusty French stick ?"

I prefer a tiger baton

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Toast. Except when I burn it

Great flirting techniques you

I got skills

They're multiplying

Like mould spores?

You sell yourself so well "

I'm all over this shiz.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Toast. Except when I burn it

Great flirting techniques you

I got skills

They're multiplying

Like mould spores?

You sell yourself so well

I'm all over this shiz."

Erm why did you not mention your Christmas Puds ?? They're Scrummy

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

I got to keep it real to the roots dem and make up some jerk chicken with rice n peas, follow it up with a mango & tropical trifle, just fill your mouth up with a concerto of flavours

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Cooking?! Heck no... just eat the M&Ms out of my lap "

I can live with that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Anything with whipped cream "

Even Sprouts

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Bragging - my sausage rolls are the best in the world.

Once you've tasted them you'd never want a greggs one ever again. "

Make some for the next one haha

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Hubby would make you a mean roast dinner.

My pancakes are amazing though (so I've been told)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hubby would make you a mean roast dinner.

My pancakes are amazing though (so I've been told) "

Now you are the first to have offered a Sunday Roast so I'm so up for that

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I got to keep it real to the roots dem and make up some jerk chicken with rice n peas, follow it up with a mango & tropical trifle, just fill your mouth up with a concerto of flavours "

Blimey that sounds amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got some squirty cream for a warm tasty pie….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like Cock au vin

Or a car or a lorry "

Indeed

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Jammy Wagon Wheels.

I’ll even open the wrapper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Roast Dinners

And just stare at them as they eat, see if they finish the meal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd order in something posh, like a McCyds' or a KFC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grumps I would be a sex starved spinster forever if I had to rely on my cooking skills....

I was recently described as Greggs on legs, which I think is an adequate comment

Greasy, flaky and full of sausage?

I thought you were quite lovely personally. "

There's a much better way of saying that

Lightly dressed with a sensual oil, a personality that leaves tasty morsels of itself everywhere and will mostly be found hiding a sausage deep inside

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I seduced C with apple roses, in a homemade custard and crumble.

I got the orgasmic noises before I’d touched her

K

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I’ve got some squirty cream for a warm tasty pie…. "

Utter Filth

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Jammy Wagon Wheels.

I’ll even open the wrapper"

Works for me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Roast Dinners

And just stare at them as they eat, see if they finish the meal. "

Erm it's a Roast Dinner nothing stops me finishing those ( almost )

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'd order in something posh, like a McCyds' or a KFC."

I'd happily eat either

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I seduced C with apple roses, in a homemade custard and crumble.

I got the orgasmic noises before I’d touched her

K"

Tbf so would I

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

A three course meal as I like to leave my lovers fully satisfied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secret sauce now available ladies. Don’t get lost in it

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Grumps I would be a sex starved spinster forever if I had to rely on my cooking skills....

I was recently described as Greggs on legs, which I think is an adequate comment

Greasy, flaky and full of sausage?

I thought you were quite lovely personally.

There's a much better way of saying that

Lightly dressed with a sensual oil, a personality that leaves tasty morsels of itself everywhere and will mostly be found hiding a sausage deep inside "

That sounds great, but she said Greggs. Haha

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World


"Roast Dinners

And just stare at them as they eat, see if they finish the meal.

Erm it's a Roast Dinner nothing stops me finishing those ( almost ) "

Bloody liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope she likes Jamaican food because I’m only average at everything else.

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

Slow cooked pork belly was my winning dish - everyone loves low and slow

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A three course meal as I like to leave my lovers fully satisfied."

I like this answer

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Roast Dinners

And just stare at them as they eat, see if they finish the meal.

Erm it's a Roast Dinner nothing stops me finishing those ( almost )

Bloody liar "

I say nothing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hope she likes Jamaican food because I’m only average at everything else. "

Haha who doesn't like Jamaican food ??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Slow cooked pork belly was my winning dish - everyone loves low and slow "

As a Butcher I can wholeheartedly concur

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By *aughty_builder87Man
over a year ago

Keston

Well my signature dish is crispy chilli beef with egg fried rice, a decent level of spice, filling while healthy and you’d definitely want it again.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

King prawn with chorizo in chilli oil with toasted homemade bread to start

Salmon fillet with Mediterranean veg and tomato rice for main

Chocolate fondue with strawberries/marshmallows etc for dipping/sharing - to finish

Xx

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"King prawn with chorizo in chilli oil with toasted homemade bread to start

Salmon fillet with Mediterranean veg and tomato rice for main

Chocolate fondue with strawberries/marshmallows etc for dipping/sharing - to finish

Xx

"

Can I come over?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Anything meaty….I’m really good with meat

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Well I love food but find cooking so immeasurably boring, so nothing

I'll choose a restaurant and we can science chat "

You are on! I will eat almost anything so I'm not fussy at all

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Toast. Except when I burn it

Great flirting techniques you

I got skills

They're multiplying

Like mould spores?

You sell yourself so well

I'm all over this shiz.

Erm why did you not mention your Christmas Puds ?? They're Scrummy "

Oh yeah. I forgot those. They rock, even if you don't like Christmas pud...

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"King prawn with chorizo in chilli oil with toasted homemade bread to start

Salmon fillet with Mediterranean veg and tomato rice for main

Chocolate fondue with strawberries/marshmallows etc for dipping/sharing - to finish

Xx

Can I come over? "

Sure - can I have a nibble on your Toblerone whilst dinner is cooking

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Well my signature dish is crispy chilli beef with egg fried rice, a decent level of spice, filling while healthy and you’d definitely want it again."

Sounds bloody nice that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything meaty….I’m really good with meat "

Cockmeat sandwich coming right up

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"King prawn with chorizo in chilli oil with toasted homemade bread to start

Salmon fillet with Mediterranean veg and tomato rice for main

Chocolate fondue with strawberries/marshmallows etc for dipping/sharing - to finish

Xx

"

I now have a semi

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Anything meaty….I’m really good with meat "

Well ...

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"King prawn with chorizo in chilli oil with toasted homemade bread to start

Salmon fillet with Mediterranean veg and tomato rice for main

Chocolate fondue with strawberries/marshmallows etc for dipping/sharing - to finish

Xx

I now have a semi "

We can drizzle that in chocolate too

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Toast. Except when I burn it

Great flirting techniques you

I got skills

They're multiplying

Like mould spores?

You sell yourself so well

I'm all over this shiz.

Erm why did you not mention your Christmas Puds ?? They're Scrummy

Oh yeah. I forgot those. They rock, even if you don't like Christmas pud..."

Fucks sake I can big you up better than you can

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

Home made Chicken Kiev followed by cake.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"King prawn with chorizo in chilli oil with toasted homemade bread to start

Salmon fillet with Mediterranean veg and tomato rice for main

Chocolate fondue with strawberries/marshmallows etc for dipping/sharing - to finish

Xx

I now have a semi

We can drizzle that in chocolate too "

Melt in your mouth

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By *aughty_builder87Man
over a year ago

Keston


"Well my signature dish is crispy chilli beef with egg fried rice, a decent level of spice, filling while healthy and you’d definitely want it again.

Sounds bloody nice that "

Pinch of nom is fantastic for healthy fillling and delicious recipes

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"Anything meaty….I’m really good with meat

Cockmeat sandwich coming right up "

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"King prawn with chorizo in chilli oil with toasted homemade bread to start

Salmon fillet with Mediterranean veg and tomato rice for main

Chocolate fondue with strawberries/marshmallows etc for dipping/sharing - to finish

Xx

Can I come over?

Sure - can I have a nibble on your Toblerone whilst dinner is cooking "

Absolutely!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"Anything meaty….I’m really good with meat

Cockmeat sandwich coming right up "

Have you got one of them meat shavers like they use on donner meat at the chippy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any excuse to dawn my naked chef outfit !!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"Anything meaty….I’m really good with meat

Cockmeat sandwich coming right up

Have you got one of them meat shavers like they use on donner meat at the chippy? "

I’m not a sadist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id never get sex again who wants supernoodles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone for my amazing chicken curry?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"Id never get sex again who wants supernoodles?"

They were popular yesterday on the pot noodle butty thread! Get a loaf in & you have a new signature dish

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Toast. Except when I burn it

Great flirting techniques you

I got skills

They're multiplying

Like mould spores?

You sell yourself so well

I'm all over this shiz.

Erm why did you not mention your Christmas Puds ?? They're Scrummy

Oh yeah. I forgot those. They rock, even if you don't like Christmas pud...

Fucks sake I can big you up better than you can "

Please do. Feel free to do all my flirting for me from now on

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Id never get sex again who wants supernoodles?"

Noubt wrong with Noodles. Very versatile food stuff

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Anyone for my amazing chicken curry? "

God absofuckinlutely please

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Toast. Except when I burn it

Great flirting techniques you

I got skills

They're multiplying

Like mould spores?

You sell yourself so well

I'm all over this shiz.

Erm why did you not mention your Christmas Puds ?? They're Scrummy

Oh yeah. I forgot those. They rock, even if you don't like Christmas pud...

Fucks sake I can big you up better than you can

Please do. Feel free to do all my flirting for me from now on "

There's only so many hours a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id never get sex again who wants supernoodles?

Noubt wrong with Noodles. Very versatile food stuff "

not exactly skilled cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you could flirt just with your culinary skills what meal / pudding / dish are you so amazing at that nobody could resist you ??

"

I often cook naked(on holiday) and last year (or was it the year before?) I was caught in the act by my neighbour through the sliding doors. I don't know how long, but as soon as I turned they disappeared.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Id never get sex again who wants supernoodles?

Noubt wrong with Noodles. Very versatile food stuff not exactly skilled cooking "

Seriously though I've made some wicked meals with Noodles . I think I even made a thread about it approximately 41 years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone for my amazing chicken curry? "
is it with delivery and no charge ? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything meaty….I’m really good with meat

Cockmeat sandwich coming right up

Have you got one of them meat shavers like they use on donner meat at the chippy?

I’m not a sadist "

Clean shaven and theres a naked option for those that don’t want carbs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone for my amazing chicken curry? "

Two important questions is this click and collect and is payment taken in cash or ass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anything with whipped cream

Even Sprouts "

Hey, even sprouts have feelings ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id never get sex again who wants supernoodles?

Noubt wrong with Noodles. Very versatile food stuff not exactly skilled cooking

Seriously though I've made some wicked meals with Noodles . I think I even made a thread about it approximately 41 years ago "

did you have the noodle dream

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Anything with whipped cream

Even Sprouts

Hey, even sprouts have feelings ya know "

Sprouts are too evil to have feelings

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Id never get sex again who wants supernoodles?

Noubt wrong with Noodles. Very versatile food stuff not exactly skilled cooking

Seriously though I've made some wicked meals with Noodles . I think I even made a thread about it approximately 41 years ago did you have the noodle dream "

Dare I ask

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"did you have the noodle dream "

About a Bombay Badboy ?

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Cooking is Flirting

If you know what you are doing in a kitchen and wear nothing but an apron and cowboy boots, Fact.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cooking is Flirting

If you know what you are doing in a kitchen and wear nothing but an apron and cowboy boots, Fact. "

I'm in

Except can you wear the hat too please

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Cooking is Flirting

If you know what you are doing in a kitchen and wear nothing but an apron and cowboy boots, Fact.

I'm in

Except can you wear the hat too please "

ohhh I forgot to tell you I took that pic you requested, well kinda,, neighbour dropped me in a bottle of Graham Norton (puke) and a box of Rochers, so I grabbed the hat lol.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Cooking is Flirting

If you know what you are doing in a kitchen and wear nothing but an apron and cowboy boots, Fact.

I'm in

Except can you wear the hat too please ohhh I forgot to tell you I took that pic you requested, well kinda,, neighbour dropped me in a bottle of Graham Norton (puke) and a box of Rochers, so I grabbed the hat lol. "

You really did

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"If you could flirt just with your culinary skills what meal / pudding / dish are you so amazing at that nobody could resist you ??

"

Erm.. I have a few. Yesterday Michele Roux Jr commented on a food pic of mine and a restaurant were going to discuss putting it on a menu in their planning meeting.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Cooking is Flirting

If you know what you are doing in a kitchen and wear nothing but an apron and cowboy boots, Fact.

I'm in

Except can you wear the hat too please ohhh I forgot to tell you I took that pic you requested, well kinda,, neighbour dropped me in a bottle of Graham Norton (puke) and a box of Rochers, so I grabbed the hat lol.

You really did "

I told you I would once I got some and as I don't like em, it would be a while,

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Yesterday Michele Roux Jr commented on a food pic of mine and a restaurant were going to discuss putting it on a menu in their planning meeting."

What is the dish ?

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

My sausage suprise.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

My cheesecake

D.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My cheesecake

D."

I don't suppose you ever slice up said cheesecake and bring it to certain social events do you ?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"My cheesecake

D.

I don't suppose you ever slice up said cheesecake and bring it to certain social events do you ? "

I was supposed to bring one to Manchester maybe next time

D.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"Yesterday Michele Roux Jr commented on a food pic of mine and a restaurant were going to discuss putting it on a menu in their planning meeting.

What is the dish ?"

Thai red curry crab creme brulee with melted gruyere on top.

He said he wasn't sure about it, then some restaurant chipped in.

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By *angOnBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Ipswich

We'll go for the pork spitroast with all the trimmings and a good dollop of gravy to finish please

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My cheesecake

D.

I don't suppose you ever slice up said cheesecake and bring it to certain social events do you ?

I was supposed to bring one to Manchester maybe next time

D."

I won't let you forget don't worry

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP   Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"We'll go for the pork spitroast with all the trimmings and a good dollop of gravy to finish please"

I could be rude but as I'm a gentleman that sounds lovely

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"My cheesecake

D."

What flavours do you do? I've made some pretty out there ones, including a rum, chilli and pineapple cheesecake

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"My cheesecake

D.

I don't suppose you ever slice up said cheesecake and bring it to certain social events do you ?

I was supposed to bring one to Manchester maybe next time

D.

I won't let you forget don't worry "

D.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"My cheesecake

D.

What flavours do you do? I've made some pretty out there ones, including a rum, chilli and pineapple cheesecake "

I mainly do Raspberry ripple, salted caramel or Ferrero Rocher (might try a rum&pineapple one )

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If cooking was flirting, I’d be starving to death right now….

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"My cheesecake

D.

What flavours do you do? I've made some pretty out there ones, including a rum, chilli and pineapple cheesecake

I mainly do Raspberry ripple, salted caramel or Ferrero Rocher (might try a rum&pineapple one )

D."

Noice.. strawberry, black pepper and dark chocolate is a good one. I also did a raspberry mojito cheesecake with a set raspberry mojito topping, a spiced rum, ginger and molasses caramel cheesecake, a Lindt and overproof rum cheesecake, a kraken and dark chocolate cheesecake with toasted honey nut topping, mango lime and bacardi cheesecake with a boozy passionfruit topping..

There is a theme

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich


"Hubby would make you a mean roast dinner.

My pancakes are amazing though (so I've been told)

Now you are the first to have offered a Sunday Roast so I'm so up for that "

His roast potatoes are to die for

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

Thai red curry crab creme brulee with melted gruyere on top.

He said he wasn't sure about it, then some restaurant chipped in."

It sounds delicious

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"

Thai red curry crab creme brulee with melted gruyere on top.

He said he wasn't sure about it, then some restaurant chipped in.

It sounds delicious"

Thank you..

I think one of the benefits of meeting me may be you are often subjected to my cooking..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cheesecake

D.

What flavours do you do? I've made some pretty out there ones, including a rum, chilli and pineapple cheesecake

I mainly do Raspberry ripple, salted caramel or Ferrero Rocher (might try a rum&pineapple one )

D."

Oh Ferrero Rocher!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

You’d all starve if it was me

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grumps I would be a sex starved spinster forever if I had to rely on my cooking skills....

I was recently described as Greggs on legs, which I think is an adequate comment "

The most amazing compliment, I am pinching that one it's just too good not to reuse

NBVN x

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