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"Mine are nesting, I am not going to disturb them. " ALL of them?? | |||
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"Hms olov here " Hey Olov | |||
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"I'm down for this. My bill is laden, and I've got my swimmers primed And my wing man, Ed, is right behind me " I sense quality competition from Ed. Bring it on! | |||
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" I couldn't decide which duck to enter" No wuckers! Names? | |||
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"I'm down for this. My bill is laden, and I've got my swimmers primed And my wing man, Ed, is right behind me I sense quality competition from Ed. Bring it on!" Do we not get to see Gerald? Ed would like to know his competition before the duck off | |||
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"Where do I go to place a bet please? " Best to search on DuckDuckGo | |||
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"Where do I go to place a bet please? Best to search on DuckDuckGo " I’m on. £10 free one for signing up | |||
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"Where do I go to place a bet please? Best to search on DuckDuckGo I’m on. £10 free one for signing up " I would put it on Gerald. Short odds but worth a shout | |||
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" I couldn't decide which duck to enter No wuckers! Names? " Ted and Dougal | |||
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"I ate my " Did Jonny not bring you snacks FFS?! | |||
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"Can I enter my son. He may be a but he is my . And he is real. " He's a plastic duck, Davie . You can enter any you like. | |||
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" I couldn't decide which duck to enter No wuckers! Names? Ted and Dougal " Quality names for | |||
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"I'm down for this. My bill is laden, and I've got my swimmers primed And my wing man, Ed, is right behind me I sense quality competition from Ed. Bring it on! Do we not get to see Gerald? Ed would like to know his competition before the duck off " Here is Gerald with his BFF Fergie | |||
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"Where do I go to place a bet please? Best to search on DuckDuckGo I’m on. £10 free one for signing up I would put it on Gerald. Short odds but worth a shout " Gerald for the win! | |||
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"Just a minute where's this duck emoji? Is the list smaller for mobiles? " This ( duck ) But remove the spaces | |||
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"My is hungry " hes got loose and is on a hunt | |||
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"My is hungry hes got loose and is on a hunt" Call your off or face the consequences! | |||
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" is changing in to a and it’s going to win " Fucks sake. That bloody cat again! | |||
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"I’m sending in Drake. He both raps and quacks (and dances in a decidedly creepy manner) He’s been sponsored by Tesla (please ignore what you may perceive to be rocket boosters protruding from his rear end)….. " A rapping, quacking, dancing ? Gerald can take him!! Go Gerald! | |||
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" is changing in to a and it’s going to win Fucks sake. That bloody cat again! " Yip ha ha awesome | |||
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" is changing in to a and it’s going to win Fucks sake. That bloody cat again! Yip ha ha awesome " And I suppose this thread will be more than 175 too (grumble) | |||
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"Can I enter my son. He may be a but he is my . And he is real. He's a plastic duck, Davie . You can enter any you like. " He is real. He wouldn't be allowed SM if he wasn't. I my | |||
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"Can I enter my son. He may be a but he is my . And he is real. He's a plastic duck, Davie . You can enter any you like. He is real. He wouldn't be allowed SM if he wasn't. I my " Yes, Davie | |||
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"Can I enter my son. He may be a but he is my . And he is real. He's a plastic duck, Davie . You can enter any you like. He is real. He wouldn't be allowed SM if he wasn't. I my Yes, Davie" I'm glad to see you agree with me, for once. | |||
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"Can I enter my son. He may be a but he is my . And he is real. He's a plastic duck, Davie . You can enter any you like. He is real. He wouldn't be allowed SM if he wasn't. I my Yes, Davie I'm glad to see you agree with me, for once. " What do you mean, for once? | |||
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" is changing in to a and it’s going to win Fucks sake. That bloody cat again! Yip ha ha awesome And I suppose this thread will be more than 175 too (grumble)" Ooo no I not do that this time ha ha | |||
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"Can I enter my son. He may be a but he is my . And he is real. He's a plastic duck, Davie . You can enter any you like. He is real. He wouldn't be allowed SM if he wasn't. I my Yes, Davie I'm glad to see you agree with me, for once. What do you mean, for once? " Check above, you said yes Davie. | |||
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" is changing in to a and it’s going to win Fucks sake. That bloody cat again! Yip ha ha awesome And I suppose this thread will be more than 175 too (grumble) Ooo no I not do that this time ha ha " I Will remember!! | |||
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"Can I enter my son. He may be a but he is my . And he is real. He's a plastic duck, Davie . You can enter any you like. He is real. He wouldn't be allowed SM if he wasn't. I my Yes, Davie I'm glad to see you agree with me, for once. What do you mean, for once? Check above, you said yes Davie. " I've said "yes, Davie" before. "Yes, Davie, that's 5 typos". | |||
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"Obviously in it for the cake " Huey Dewey and Louey? | |||
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"Obviously in it for the cake Huey Dewey and Louey? " A 3 duck race | |||
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" is changing in to a and it’s going to win Fucks sake. That bloody cat again! Yip ha ha awesome And I suppose this thread will be more than 175 too (grumble) Ooo no I not do that this time ha ha I Will remember!! " Ok and oooo back in the race | |||
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"Can I enter my son. He may be a but he is my . And he is real. He's a plastic duck, Davie . You can enter any you like. He is real. He wouldn't be allowed SM if he wasn't. I my Yes, Davie I'm glad to see you agree with me, for once. What do you mean, for once? Check above, you said yes Davie. I've said "yes, Davie" before. "Yes, Davie, that's 5 typos". " Let me think about that! | |||
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"I ate my Jonny Rotten." Underrated comment | |||
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"Sorry I was late, we dont open on Tuesday " It's not Tuesday | |||
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"The mallard of John and Yoko. ^" Beautiful | |||
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"My duck is trying to escape his pancake…. " I think you're trying to put him in the pancake. Be honest now! | |||
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"...... ..... ...... " Er..what? | |||
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"...... ..... ...... Er..what? " Alarming I know | |||
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"You're not going to win the duck race, fuck face." Did you just call Gerald fuck face? Or was that aimed at Emily's very random ? | |||
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"You're not going to win the duck race, fuck face. Did you just call Gerald fuck face? Or was that aimed at Emily's very random ? " I'll banish the hound from chasing the ducks | |||
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" hopefully Rocky isn't too late for the race, he's been out running" Or..training? | |||
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"Send duck pics " Unsolicited duck picks?! You fiend. | |||
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"Mine entered the actual race…think it’s still swimming though " Does your have a name? | |||
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"I don't have a duck so will enter my ...... " Well that's fine but you'll lose!! Mwah haha | |||
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"We’re actually attending a duck do tomorrow evening " Go on I'll serve it up - what's a duck do? | |||
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"We’re actually attending a duck do tomorrow evening Go on I'll serve it up - what's a duck do?" Quack. (Thank you) | |||
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"We’re actually attending a duck do tomorrow evening Go on I'll serve it up - what's a duck do? Quack. (Thank you)" I'd have fallen off my chair had quacksplat responded then | |||
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"We’re actually attending a duck do tomorrow evening Go on I'll serve it up - what's a duck do? Quack. (Thank you)" | |||
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"My Duck was up at the quack of dawn to enter this race. ____..••°° I call him Bertram." Bertram, what took you so long! | |||
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"Oooo forget this was on back in " Noooooooooo | |||
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"Oooo forget this was on back in Noooooooooo" Ha ha sorry couldn’t stay away x | |||
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"Oooo forget this was on back in Noooooooooo Ha ha sorry couldn’t stay away x" I thought WAS staying away! We've got a now as well! | |||
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"My Duck was up at the quack of dawn to enter this race. ____..••°° I call him Bertram. Bertram, what took you so long! " • Apologies. I was having a slow comfortable screw with Bertie. | |||
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"My Duck was up at the quack of dawn to enter this race. ____..••°° I call him Bertram. Bertram, what took you so long! • Apologies. I was having a slow comfortable screw with Bertie. " | |||
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"I’ve done a duck run but never a duck race " It follows a tremendous tradition of Fab animal races. | |||
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"So, it appears that my is waaaay ahead. Clever duck." Bloody Bertram! | |||
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"Oooo forget this was on back in Noooooooooo Ha ha sorry couldn’t stay away x I thought WAS staying away! We've got a now as well! " Well if the is back then the is too ... | |||
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"I was reading about the Easter Monday Duck Race in West Yorkshire and I am inspired. I am entering my Gerald. Obvs Gerald shall be crowned the winner but you're welcome to compete nonetheless . The winner gets and a stuffed . And they're off! " They do it in Wilberfoss too, bit closer to home | |||
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"Oooo forget this was on back in Noooooooooo Ha ha sorry couldn’t stay away x I thought WAS staying away! We've got a now as well! Well if the is back then the is too ... " (Sighs heavily....at least there are no yet!) | |||
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"I was reading about the Easter Monday Duck Race in West Yorkshire and I am inspired. I am entering my Gerald. Obvs Gerald shall be crowned the winner but you're welcome to compete nonetheless . The winner gets and a stuffed . And they're off! They do it in Wilberfoss too, bit closer to home" Oh! I didn't know that | |||
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"Hopefully I will break my on Saturday night But has anyone actually won this race yet or can King Ecbert pull a sly drop in on the vinegar stroke?" Far too early to call a winner! No idea what the vinegar stroke is?? | |||
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"Update: My duck has sunk! RIP little fella " | |||
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"My is still in the race, he is just having a pitstop and taking in the views. " It was a lovely view, Davie to be fair. Can't blame your son. | |||
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"Gerald appears to be a lame. Or at least he lööked that way when my Bertram lapped him for the ²nd time. " Oh dear. Bertram appears to be have been hobbled! Mwah ha ha! | |||
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"My is still in the race, he is just having a pitstop and taking in the views. It was a lovely view, Davie to be fair. Can't blame your son. " You now know I was right. | |||
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"Hopefully I will break my on Saturday night But has anyone actually won this race yet or can King Ecbert pull a sly drop in on the vinegar stroke? Far too early to call a winner! No idea what the vinegar stroke is??" You've never heard the last stroke or push that makes a man cum called the vinegar stroke? Oh | |||
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"My is still in the race, he is just having a pitstop and taking in the views. It was a lovely view, Davie to be fair. Can't blame your son. You now know I was right. " Not saying it again. You will get a big head! | |||
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"Hopefully I will break my on Saturday night But has anyone actually won this race yet or can King Ecbert pull a sly drop in on the vinegar stroke? Far too early to call a winner! No idea what the vinegar stroke is?? You've never heard the last stroke or push that makes a man cum called the vinegar stroke? Oh " No... | |||
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"I thought the would help speed up the race?! ..." Possibly. But if all the contestants have heart failure it won't be much of a race! | |||
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"Duck you!" • That's exactly what I exclaimed to Inconceivable when my Bertram lapped her shitty Gerald, thrice around the circuit/circlit. I think I'm currently ahead. | |||
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"Mine entered the actual race…think it’s still swimming though Does your have a name? " Duck is called Tony It’s the Tony one I’ve got!! | |||
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"I thought the would help speed up the race?! ... Possibly. But if all the contestants have heart failure it won't be much of a race!" I guess heart failure set in ... no duck won?? | |||
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"Mine entered the actual race…think it’s still swimming though Does your have a name? Duck is called Tony It’s the Tony one I’ve got!! " Boom-boom! | |||
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"I think in fairness Gerald is ahead. I have no inkling how that happened... " Shitty Gerald? | |||
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"My is still in the race, he is just having a pitstop and taking in the views. It was a lovely view, Davie to be fair. Can't blame your son. You now know I was right. Not saying it again. You will get a big head!" What is it you're not going to say again? | |||
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"My is still in the race, he is just having a pitstop and taking in the views. It was a lovely view, Davie to be fair. Can't blame your son. You now know I was right. Not saying it again. You will get a big head! What is it you're not going to say again? " Stop it or I will capsize your | |||
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"My is still in the race, he is just having a pitstop and taking in the views. It was a lovely view, Davie to be fair. Can't blame your son. You now know I was right. Not saying it again. You will get a big head! What is it you're not going to say again? Stop it or I will capsize your " That's okay, ducks can out their heads under water. | |||
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"I think my is getting tired. " He needs to stop wanking | |||
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"I think my is getting tired. He needs to stop wanking " I agree. | |||
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"......." Jim's ...............................Gerald | |||
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"Bertram_.•°.......Jím...........Davie................................Gerald† " You did NOT kill off Gerald! It's my thread! | |||
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"It wasn't me! All the other ducks are being upset by the slipstream caused by Jím's " And yet you've put Bertram in the lead! I smell a (closest I could get) | |||
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"You're in luck: we've been able to exhume and rejuvenate Gerald _._..•° • • He's back in the race! " | |||
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"You're in luck: we've been able to exhume and rejuvenate Gerald _._..•° • • He's back in the race! " Eh, eh that is blatent favouritism. If that masquerading as a can come back to life so can my little fella. And my duck is real. | |||
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"You're in luck: we've been able to exhume and rejuvenate Gerald _._..•° • • He's back in the race! Eh, eh that is blatent favouritism. If that masquerading as a can come back to life so can my little fella. And my duck is real. " Did you miss when Nero killed my duck off? How is that favouritism? | |||
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"You're in luck: we've been able to exhume and rejuvenate Gerald _._..•° • • He's back in the race! Eh, eh that is blatent favouritism. If that masquerading as a can come back to life so can my little fella. And my duck is real. " Your little fella - just checking that's the ? | |||
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"You're in luck: we've been able to exhume and rejuvenate Gerald _._..•° • • He's back in the race! Eh, eh that is blatent favouritism. If that masquerading as a can come back to life so can my little fella. And my duck is real. Your little fella - just checking that's the ?" • Trust you to pick up on that little snippet! | |||
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"You're in luck: we've been able to exhume and rejuvenate Gerald _._..•° • • He's back in the race! Eh, eh that is blatent favouritism. If that masquerading as a can come back to life so can my little fella. And my duck is real. Your little fella - just checking that's the ? • Trust you to pick up on that little snippet! " I was merely enquiring | |||
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"You're in luck: we've been able to exhume and rejuvenate Gerald _._..•° • • He's back in the race! Eh, eh that is blatent favouritism. If that masquerading as a can come back to life so can my little fella. And my duck is real. Your little fella - just checking that's the ? • Trust you to pick up on that little snippet! I was merely enquiring " I thought the same thing Nero. Her mind always seems to be in the gutter. | |||
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"You're in luck: we've been able to exhume and rejuvenate Gerald _._..•° • • He's back in the race! Eh, eh that is blatent favouritism. If that masquerading as a can come back to life so can my little fella. And my duck is real. Did you miss when Nero killed my duck off? How is that favouritism?" He brought him back to life. | |||
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"You're in luck: we've been able to exhume and rejuvenate Gerald _._..•° • • He's back in the race! Eh, eh that is blatent favouritism. If that masquerading as a can come back to life so can my little fella. And my duck is real. Your little fella - just checking that's the ? • Trust you to pick up on that little snippet! I was merely enquiring I thought the same thing Nero. Her mind always seems to be in the gutter. " Along with my morals. Boom boom tish! | |||
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"You're in luck: we've been able to exhume and rejuvenate Gerald _._..•° • • He's back in the race! Eh, eh that is blatent favouritism. If that masquerading as a can come back to life so can my little fella. And my duck is real. Did you miss when Nero killed my duck off? How is that favouritism? He brought him back to life. " Pedant | |||
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"Ed is ruffling his plumage, and still in the race __~~~¶¶¶___¬¬¬" Looking good, Ed ! | |||
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"You're in luck: we've been able to exhume and rejuvenate Gerald _._..•° • • He's back in the race! Eh, eh that is blatent favouritism. If that masquerading as a can come back to life so can my little fella. And my duck is real. Your little fella - just checking that's the ? • Trust you to pick up on that little snippet! I was merely enquiring I thought the same thing Nero. Her mind always seems to be in the gutter. Along with my morals. Boom boom tish! " I'm too much of a gentleman to even contemplate thinking such a thing. | |||
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"Wow you learn something new. Duck race. Sounds fun(for us and hopefully the ducks). " Excerpt for the dead ones (RIP). It's very competitive in here, I must say. Some have killer instincts (not looking at anyone in particular Nero ) | |||
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"I thought the same thing Nero. Her mind always seems to be in the gutter. " • Inconceivably so! I don't know what it is with these filthy one-track-minded antipodeans. Oh, by the way: my Bertram has just laid an afterburner and is waaay ahead!....__--•° | |||
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"I thought the same thing Nero. Her mind always seems to be in the gutter. • Inconceivably so! I don't know what it is with these filthy one-track-minded antipodeans. Oh, by the way: my Bertram has just laid an afterburner and is waaay ahead!....__--•°" I will stick something up that s arse in a minute... | |||
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" ... still going?!? Send in the hounds " Noooooooooooo, Emily! Here, have | |||
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" ... still going?!? Send in the hounds Noooooooooooo, Emily! Here, have " Ah, that's what I've been missing today Thank you ...called off the dogs | |||
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"I thought the same thing Nero. Her mind always seems to be in the gutter. • Inconceivably so! I don't know what it is with these filthy one-track-minded antipodeans. Oh, by the way: my Bertram has just laid an afterburner and is waaay ahead!....__--•° I will stick something up that s arse in a minute... " • You see??!! Now she wants to stick something up a duck's arse! You filthbag! | |||
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" ... still going?!? Send in the hounds Noooooooooooo, Emily! Here, have Ah, that's what I've been missing today Thank you ...called off the dogs " Phew! Because Gerald has been brought back from the dead once today already... | |||
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" Can i enter twins? " Of COURSE! Bertram is the one to ki..beat | |||
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"I thought the same thing Nero. Her mind always seems to be in the gutter. • Inconceivably so! I don't know what it is with these filthy one-track-minded antipodeans. Oh, by the way: my Bertram has just laid an afterburner and is waaay ahead!....__--•° I will stick something up that s arse in a minute... • You see??!! Now she wants to stick something up a duck's arse! You filthbag! " Takes one to know one, perv-features | |||
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"I thought the same thing Nero. Her mind always seems to be in the gutter. • Inconceivably so! I don't know what it is with these filthy one-track-minded antipodeans. Oh, by the way: my Bertram has just laid an afterburner and is waaay ahead!....__--•° I will stick something up that s arse in a minute... • You see??!! Now she wants to stick something up a duck's arse! You filthbag! " I wish I could say I was shocked, but alas I'm not. It is shocking, simply shocking. Just you keep your safe Nero. If you need a hand I will send mine down to help you restrain her. | |||
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"I thought the same thing Nero. Her mind always seems to be in the gutter. • Inconceivably so! I don't know what it is with these filthy one-track-minded antipodeans. Oh, by the way: my Bertram has just laid an afterburner and is waaay ahead!....__--•° I will stick something up that s arse in a minute... • You see??!! Now she wants to stick something up a duck's arse! You filthbag! Takes one to know one, perv-features " Now it's name calling. She knows her is out of the race. | |||
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"I thought the same thing Nero. Her mind always seems to be in the gutter. • Inconceivably so! I don't know what it is with these filthy one-track-minded antipodeans. Oh, by the way: my Bertram has just laid an afterburner and is waaay ahead!....__--•° I will stick something up that s arse in a minute... • You see??!! Now she wants to stick something up a duck's arse! You filthbag! I wish I could say I was shocked, but alas I'm not. It is shocking, simply shocking. Just you keep your safe Nero. If you need a hand I will send mine down to help you restrain her. " • Restrain her Davie?? Don't tempt her! She'll expect Shibari röpes. Her filth levels are off the filth-o-meter. | |||
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"I thought the same thing Nero. Her mind always seems to be in the gutter. • Inconceivably so! I don't know what it is with these filthy one-track-minded antipodeans. Oh, by the way: my Bertram has just laid an afterburner and is waaay ahead!....__--•° I will stick something up that s arse in a minute... • You see??!! Now she wants to stick something up a duck's arse! You filthbag! I wish I could say I was shocked, but alas I'm not. It is shocking, simply shocking. Just you keep your safe Nero. If you need a hand I will send mine down to help you restrain her. • Restrain her Davie?? Don't tempt her! She'll expect Shibari röpes. Her filth levels are off the filth-o-meter." I'd Shibari ropes mmm | |||
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"Hey bom bom bom got any grapes" No bom bom bom this isn't a grape stand | |||
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"I'd like to enter twins. " Wow I think that's our third set! | |||
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"I'd like to enter twins. Wow I think that's our third set! " I wasn't referring to the race. | |||
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"I'd like to enter twins. Wow I think that's our third set! I wasn't referring to the race." And they call me a filth bucket! | |||
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