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By *axedwards OP   Man
over a year ago

romford

Let me know what your into…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanking using handfuls of squished up pickled eggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two bits of liver in a baked bean can

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading


"Wanking using handfuls of squished up pickled eggs. "

Pervert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two bits of liver in a baked bean can "

That’s a danger wank right there. I hope you’ve mitigated risks of the sharp edge?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanking using handfuls of squished up pickled eggs.

Pervert"

The chippy had run out of jellied eels. Couldn’t be too choosy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanking using handfuls of squished up pickled eggs. "
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My nana made the best pickled eggs! No wonder Granda was always smiling.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I came here for a Tazer proof phone endorsement, and I've never been more disappointed.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanking using handfuls of squished up pickled eggs. .

My nana made the best pickled eggs! No wonder Granda was always smiling. "

Handy for a snack when finished too.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I came here for a Tazer proof phone endorsement, and I've never been more disappointed.

LvM"

I came here for rugged mobile phone recommendations, the sort one might take mountaineering or on an Arctic* expedition...

*I understand there may be a lack of signal in adventurous places!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nokia 3210.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My phone saw what I was looking at on here and was so shocked it's hiding in the cupboard under the stairs, blushing. Such a sensitive lil soul

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"My phone saw what I was looking at on here and was so shocked it's hiding in the cupboard under the stairs, blushing. Such a sensitive lil soul "

Is it over 18yrs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My phone saw what I was looking at on here and was so shocked it's hiding in the cupboard under the stairs, blushing. Such a sensitive lil soul

Is it over 18yrs? "

Only two years old I'm afraid. It's used to looking at things like the Timmy Mallet store, I've got my eye's on a pinky punky..... *Actually not a euphemism*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"My phone saw what I was looking at on here and was so shocked it's hiding in the cupboard under the stairs, blushing. Such a sensitive lil soul

Is it over 18yrs?

Only two years old I'm afraid. It's used to looking at things like the Timmy Mallet store, I've got my eye's on a pinky punky..... *Actually not a euphemism* "

Should your young phone be looking at such things?! *Clutches pearls* Mary Whitehouse will be turning in her grave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My phone saw what I was looking at on here and was so shocked it's hiding in the cupboard under the stairs, blushing. Such a sensitive lil soul

Is it over 18yrs?

Only two years old I'm afraid. It's used to looking at things like the Timmy Mallet store, I've got my eye's on a pinky punky..... *Actually not a euphemism*

Should your young phone be looking at such things?! *Clutches pearls* Mary Whitehouse will be turning in her grave "

We've all got to grow up sometime!..... Just last week a young lady on my messenger showed me her boobies, we both hid in the cupboard under the stairs after that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The jcb phone didn’t do to well went down as a tech fail on the biggest stage

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Nokia 3210."

Top phone that

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By *ravelseekerMan
over a year ago

elgin

Anyone looking for around 8pm? dm ur kinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any kinks love em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im shocked

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