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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any animal, what would it be?

(Yes, I’m bored, day 8b of being diseased with Covid

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

Lion

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

A dog with an awesome owner

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By *argaryen starkCouple
over a year ago

pinxton

Elephant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog

Everyone (sorry most) want you around all the time and always give you a stroke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lion"

Why a lion…, any particular reason?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rabbit, because they're always at it, apparently....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……

I’d probably want to be a peregrine falcon. Damn fascinating bird. Watched a documentary a long time ago, stupidly fast and can see for miles. Look em up of you don’t know them and into this type of thing.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'll be any animal as long as I'm nowhere near Tom

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

"Lion

Why a lion…, any particular reason?"

I love them and the male lion is the only cat wild or otherwise to take an active role in the upbringing of their cubs

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago

I would be a grumpy silver back gorilla

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……

Come on then, I need entertaining.

I LOVE birds of prey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lion

Why a lion…, any particular reason?

I love them and the male lion is the only cat wild or otherwise to take an active role in the upbringing of their cubs"

Aww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A horse. Imagine everyone bragging about how they’re hung like me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A horse. Imagine everyone bragging about how they’re hung like me

I would like to be a horse, but funnily enough, not for that reason

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By *iBBW and hubbyCouple
over a year ago

oxford

A red kite. They fly around our garden and look so majestic - plus, I so want to be able to fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Day 8 of covid for me too

I’d be a red panda because we’re both adorable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think maybe a Hippo. Cute little ears, lolling about in water a lot

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

A homo sapien because then I'd be at the top of the food chain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An eagle they symbolise creativity, strength and courage. When a storm is coming, other birds seek shelter, The eagle avoids it by flying above the storm.

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By *he HandiemanMan
over a year ago

north west

Great white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fly its a short life not long until the next one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dolphin. Or a shark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A horse. Imagine everyone bragging about how they’re hung like me

I would like to be a horse, but funnily enough, not for that reason

Because you like to be ridden?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

A koala bear.

I get to hug all day.

And everyone loves a koala, don't they?

Or maybe a red panda. They're damn cute, too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An eagle they symbolise creativity, strength and courage. When a storm is coming, other birds seek shelter, The eagle avoids it by flying above the storm."

Damn. I feel really shallow now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Leopard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a giant tortoise

just so i can out live the lot of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……

Come on then, I need entertaining.

I LOVE birds of prey

I wish.

Same. Kestrel for the same reason, their eyesight and the way the hover before they strike. Also the film Kes had me look into them.

I was lucky to see a Condor a few year ago, oh my that left me breathless

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

A pampered domestic moggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be a grumpy silver back gorilla"

You should be grumpy. They have tiny dicks haha.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

An otter or an orangutan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be a grumpy silver back gorilla

You should be grumpy. They have tiny dicks haha. "

best burn today

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"a giant tortoise

just so i can out live the lot of you"

You are most welcome to, life is completely overrated anyway

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Panda

Eats,shoots,Leaves

Lol x

Get well soon OP x

Him x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a giant tortoise

just so i can out live the lot of you"

Wonko!

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

A Great white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red kite (bird of pray)

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

A chimpanzee. Apparently they are quite smart and no doubt one would need to be in this 'jungle'.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A bat maybe; The ability to fly and with few natural predators.

Other than that a Naked Mole Rat as they’re delightfully fascinating little critters (and as a bonus, look a fair bit like a wrinkly penis with protruding teeth)

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago

"I would be a grumpy silver back gorilla

You should be grumpy. They have tiny dicks haha. "

They also fuck a private harem and are the Kings of their domains.

Also horses have small cocks compared to their body size. You would want to be hung like a sea snail.

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Lioness - bold, fierce and empowering x

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

Sloth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bat maybe; The ability to fly and with few natural predators.

Other than that a Naked Mole Rat as they’re delightfully fascinating little critters (and as a bonus, look a fair bit like a wrinkly penis with protruding teeth)

Naked Mole Rats are fascinating, my son got obsessed with them a while back and never stopped talking about them. Now it's snakes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be a grumpy silver back gorilla

You should be grumpy. They have tiny dicks haha.

They also fuck a private harem and are the Kings of their domains.

Also horses have small cocks compared to their body size. You would want to be hung like a sea snail. "

Hah yeah thats true. I suppose there is that benefit. I'd rather be a blue whale sporting a 10 footer.

Mind you I have enough trouble getting anyone anywhere near what I have now haha

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I would be a grumpy silver back gorilla

You should be grumpy. They have tiny dicks haha.

They also fuck a private harem and are the Kings of their domains.

Also horses have small cocks compared to their body size. You would want to be hung like a sea snail. "

Barnacles have the largest penis-body length ratio

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"A fly its a short life not long until the next one "

Think of all the Fab sexual activity you would witness by being a Fly on the Wall

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"A bat maybe; The ability to fly and with few natural predators.

Other than that a Naked Mole Rat as they’re delightfully fascinating little critters (and as a bonus, look a fair bit like a wrinkly penis with protruding teeth)

Naked Mole Rats are fascinating, my son got obsessed with them a while back and never stopped talking about them. Now it's snakes.

I once watched a documentary on Naked Mole Rats narrated by Sir David Attenborough and instantly fell in love with them; They’re simultaneously bizarre and absolutely mesmerising to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bat maybe; The ability to fly and with few natural predators.

Other than that a Naked Mole Rat as they’re delightfully fascinating little critters (and as a bonus, look a fair bit like a wrinkly penis with protruding teeth)

Naked Mole Rats are fascinating, my son got obsessed with them a while back and never stopped talking about them. Now it's snakes.

I once watched a documentary on Naked Mole Rats narrated by Sir David Attenborough and instantly fell in love with them; They’re simultaneously bizarre and absolutely mesmerising to watch

I thought they were made up to start with, that's how bizarre they are! A lot of people think that about the platypus - I think they're adorable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lioness - bold, fierce and empowering x"

I see that

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……

Did the documentary have Craig David in it?

Hope someone gets this or I’ll just look more of a c*nt than I normaly do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……

Did the documentary have Craig David in it?

Hope someone gets this or I’ll just look more of a c*nt than I normaly do

Are Kez

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Dolphin...swim all over the world ...not give a fuck ..and they seem to have a great life

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……

Did the documentary have Craig David in it?

Hope someone gets this or I’ll just look more of a c*nt than I normaly do

Are Kez

Yay! Feeds him a plate of chops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……

Did the documentary have Craig David in it?

Hope someone gets this or I’ll just look more of a c*nt than I normaly do

Are Kez

Don’t make me Google this reference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……

Did the documentary have Craig David in it?

Hope someone gets this or I’ll just look more of a c*nt than I normaly do

Are Kez

Don’t make me Google this reference.

Oh go on and then come back and tell us!!

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Lioness - bold, fierce and empowering x

I see that

Aw thank you xx

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Dolphin ( they have sex for fun not just reproduction )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……

Did the documentary have Craig David in it?

Hope someone gets this or I’ll just look more of a c*nt than I normaly do

Are Kez

Don’t make me Google this reference.

Oh go on and then come back and tell us!!

Can I get a rewind??

had to Google it and then the penny dropped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……

Did the documentary have Craig David in it?

Hope someone gets this or I’ll just look more of a c*nt than I normaly do

Are Kez

Don’t make me Google this reference.

Oh go on and then come back and tell us!!

Can I get a rewind??

had to Google it and then the penny dropped. "

Oh, so I have to go and Google too?

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"Any animal, what would it be?

(Yes, I’m bored, day 8b of being diseased with Covid

Probably a ?? can survive 10 tines the radiation a human can. Run speed relative to its size 200mph.

There goes my dating prospects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirrel. Seem to have a way and means to get to all the food they want no matter where it's stored.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A giant panda. I'd be very well protected, but have a boring diet

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Dolphin ( they have sex for fun not just reproduction )"

Also have a pretty high rate of sexual assault and very aggressive ways of finding a partner, second to only humans.

Honestly, I'd not really like to be anything but a human, shockingly. Reason being the reason I hate humans - you would not be safe and probably have to spend your life constantly alert to the apex predator or potential abuse from them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……

Did the documentary have Craig David in it?

Hope someone gets this or I’ll just look more of a c*nt than I normaly do

Are Kez

Don’t make me Google this reference.

Oh go on and then come back and tell us!!

Can I get a rewind??

had to Google it and then the penny dropped.

Oh, so I have to go and Google too?

Haha. Yes, in for a penny…

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Oh, so I have to go and Google too?

https://youtu.be/ZBJi5tA-L1o

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

A bear.

They tend to leave you alone for the most part, that or eat your liver while you’re still alive

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……

Did the documentary have Craig David in it?

Hope someone gets this or I’ll just look more of a c*nt than I normaly do

Are Kez

Don’t make me Google this reference.

Oh go on and then come back and tell us!!

Can I get a rewind??

had to Google it and then the penny dropped.

Oh, so I have to go and Google too?

Haha. Yes, in for a penny…"

Mr Rotten mentioned it in an earlier thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dragon just so can have a pile of gold and keep fair maidens tied up

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By *appy_hedonistMan
over a year ago

Islington

I think I'll stick with being a human (as we have the best fun).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a giant tortoise

just so i can out live the lot of you

Wonko!"

what?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Megladon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sloth. I like sleeping and I like swimming. And sloths always look like they're thinking about something a bit sexy and have that secret little smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll go back to being a shit eating micro bacteria. The last time someone asked me this question I chose fuckin human. I'm not dropping my standards and thinking the grass is greener ever again.

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By *for2Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Bonobo...pygmy chimpanzee, not as aggressive as proper chimpanzees are sexually extremely active and not concerned about gender or group sex. In fact just about anything goes.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

A bear

that 6 month hibernation during winter really appeals

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Cat. Fed and pampered. What's not to like.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Bonobo...pygmy chimpanzee, not as aggressive as proper chimpanzees are sexually extremely active and not concerned about gender or group sex. In fact just about anything goes.

They are sex mad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An eagle they symbolise creativity, strength and courage. When a storm is coming, other birds seek shelter, The eagle avoids it by flying above the storm."

Great minds

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Popular choice but definitely a cat! Sleeping for most of the day, being stroked on someone's lap for the rest of it and the stretching they do looks amazing!

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Golden Retrever

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

. Mine travells the world and gets pissed everywhere he goes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Labrador and chase sticks all day, bark at humans I don’t like and sleep lots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a giant tortoise

just so i can out live the lot of you"

I’d be a giant tortoise too, just so I could piss you off by feeding you Jaffa cakes for the rest of our days.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

A panther.

Stealthy, nocturnal and as a spirit animal will chase away fear, represents courage and fierceness.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Golden Retrever

I'd adopt you

Cherry x

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By *appy_hedonistMan
over a year ago

Islington

"A panther.

Stealthy, nocturnal and as a spirit animal will chase away fear, represents courage and fierceness.

A good call, but a brave choice in central London.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Golden Retrever

I'd adopt you

Cherry x"
oh brill that would be jolly

x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nile crocodile

Apex predator

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Oh yeah. I’d be the GOAT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tigeress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turritopsis dohrnii

Because they are mainly immortal and don't have electricity bills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yeah. I’d be the GOAT"

Also greatest of all time

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

One of my girl's pooches. They're treated better than royalty

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"Oh yeah. I’d be the GOAT

Also greatest of all time

Wellll I don’t like to brag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m going either lion, or horse.

I would say dog, but only if I got a nice owner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be a rabbit, women seem to like using them…

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

A Lynx.

I would enjoy roaming the snow-capped mountains of its natural habitat.

And I would smell nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, so I have to go and Google too?

https://youtu.be/ZBJi5tA-L1o"

Do all men watch the same things?

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Wolf I think that’s my inner animal

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

"A horse. Imagine everyone bragging about how they’re hung like me

I would like to be a horse, but funnily enough, not for that reason

Because you like to be ridden?"

Or you like the feel of leather against your skin ?

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By *osey WalesMan
over a year ago

Surrey

I'd be an owl. Maybe a snowy Owl. Amazing creatures and beautiful

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

"I’ve never wanted to go and catch COVID off someone so much in my life……

In a dive about 240 mph !! I've watched them working / hunting and once those wings go back at about 2000 feet up it's goodnight to whatever they they are hunting! Amazing birds

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Tardigrade……epic little things and they’re as hard as nails.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orca for sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A horse. Imagine everyone bragging about how they’re hung like me

I would like to be a horse, but funnily enough, not for that reason

Because you like to be ridden?

Or you like the feel of leather against your skin ?"

Because I like being whipped

(Jokes, no one should whip horses)

Because they are majestic and powerful and I loves them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now I’m pretty jealous of the cat snoozing on my sofa in the sunshine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sloths are my spirit animals.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

swimming about.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chimera

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

An eagle...soar into the sky without a care in the world.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

A duck.

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