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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

So this is my brand new game show idea which bears absolutely nothing whatsoever in common with another existing game show of a similar name….no really.

Anyway, the rules are simple:

You have ten miserly seconds to fill your trolley with an item type of your choice (we’re on a strict budget for the first season folks!) but it can only be one type.

For instance, you might choose to raid the bakery section for donuts or else possibly opt to go mad in the frozen pizza section.

So good folks; Ten seconds are on the clock; what are you going for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I hit the Spirits isle?

I’ll take whiskey or rum.

Budget allowing.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Can I hit the Spirits isle?

I’ll take whiskey or rum.

Budget allowing."

You can indeed - although we can only spare a hand basket for such extravagance

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Caviar, for the resell value

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Caviar, for the resell value"

Damn! There goes our budget for the rest of the season

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dale is that you?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Dale is that you?"

I am channeling the late and much loved Mr Winton (but with added swearing)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dale is that you?

I am channeling the late and much loved Mr Winton (but with added swearing) "

Is he dead? When did that happen?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Dale is that you?

I am channeling the late and much loved Mr Winton (but with added swearing)

Is he dead? When did that happen?"

Also my reaction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pet food aisle. My pets, of which there are many, are more important than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dale is that you?

I am channeling the late and much loved Mr Winton (but with added swearing) "

A pale imitation.......

See what I did there?

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dale is that you?

I am channeling the late and much loved Mr Winton (but with added swearing)

Is he dead? When did that happen?"

18th April 2018.

Winston

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By *illingVicMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

I’d take a massive swipe at Canned goods. They’ll last longer and I can donate some

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

The cash register and a pouch of gold leaf with extra slim filters .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dale is that you?

I am channeling the late and much loved Mr Winton (but with added swearing)

Is he dead? When did that happen?

18th April 2018.

Winston"

No wonder my jokes about him have been received badly. I was beginning to think that I’m just not funny.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Aldi middle aisle...all that gadgetry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the soup isle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jacket potatoes, they are like gold dust these days.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Strawberries...I cannot get enough!

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

The electrical aisle, flog a shark vacuum, and a ninja foodie

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Batteries

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

As a brief interlude, I went into Co Op the other day and noticed something I was previously completely oblivious to: They sell plain, hard boiled eggs in packs of four.

Is this a new thing?

Can I thus now brag to all and sundry that I can in fact boil an egg all by myself utilising nothing more than a saucepan and some water?

Hmmmm……indeed, am I now so culinarily adept that I may get to live my dream of applying to go on Masterchef and subsequently wowing John and Gregg with my egg boiling prowess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dale is that you?

I am channeling the late and much loved Mr Winton (but with added swearing)

Is he dead? When did that happen?

18th April 2018.

Winston

No wonder my jokes about him have been received badly. I was beginning to think that I’m just not funny."

I didn't like to say anything.....

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frozen chicken for protein goals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loo roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a brief interlude, I went into Co Op the other day and noticed something I was previously completely oblivious to: They sell plain, hard boiled eggs in packs of four.

Is this a new thing?

Can I thus now brag to all and sundry that I can in fact boil an egg all by myself utilising nothing more than a saucepan and some water?

Hmmmm……indeed, am I now so culinarily adept that I may get to live my dream of applying to go on Masterchef and subsequently wowing John and Gregg with my egg boiling prowess? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gift cards.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Cheese and gin

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Cheese and gin "
or

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Ribeye steak.

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