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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

This seems to be a question that is asked a lot in various ways. Since returning I’ve been asked it myself and asked it of myself, so dear fabbers; why are you here, what are you looking for and what do you want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing anymore. Just here for the forums Tea

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Wife wants pussy,pussy and pussy

Lol

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By *illingVicMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

Ten more hours in bed, and a million quid.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I'm here to chat shit on the forums and attend party socials

Not looking for anyone as I've found what I want

Simple needs really. Fun and adventure with a smattering of romance

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

We're looking to make friends, dick about in the forums, be a little exhibitionist by posting photos and videos. Connect with people, hopefully some local, and have fun together as well as fuck each other's brains out on a semi-regular basis Not too much to ask right?

LvM

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Nothing anymore. Just here for the forums Tea "

Hi Cheeky! Nice to see you again!

That sounds simple

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"We're looking to make friends, dick about in the forums, be a little exhibitionist by posting photos and videos. Connect with people, hopefully some local, and have fun together as well as fuck each other's brains out on a semi-regular basis Not too much to ask right?

LvM"

I sense a degree of complexity in there but probably achievable…right?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the moment friends and flirting until I can get out and meet my new friends

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I'm here to chat shit on the forums and attend party socials

Not looking for anyone as I've found what I want

Simple needs really. Fun and adventure with a smattering of romance "

Yay! How so very un-U2! You’ve found what you’re looking for

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Wife wants pussy,pussy and pussy

Lol"

Have you tried the RSPCA? It’s better to rehome

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'm not sure...

I'd like to continue exploring my sexuality with someone. But maybe dip my toes slowly in to meeting other people? For coffee/drinks/lunch and maybe more. Friendships with an element of fuckery and fun but the fuckery isn't always required.

I want to grow in body confidence and not shy away from taking photos. Living. Enjoying my sexual side.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Ten more hours in bed, and a million quid. "

I’m not a genie, rub your own lamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing anymore. Just here for the forums Tea "

I read this a lot. I think fab definitely isn’t what it was set up to be. *just my opinion. It’s not a bad thing, just things evolve when users find a way to use the tools they are given. You want to see the things I have used a ladder for

Op. I want to find people I can be sexual free with. I find it hard, I want others to feel how hard it is

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"At the moment friends and flirting until I can get out and meet my new friends "

How’s that going for you?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I'm not sure...

I'd like to continue exploring my sexuality with someone. But maybe dip my toes slowly in to meeting other people? For coffee/drinks/lunch and maybe more. Friendships with an element of fuckery and fun but the fuckery isn't always required.

I want to grow in body confidence and not shy away from taking photos. Living. Enjoying my sexual side."

That last few lines sounds like a fair chunk of personal growth, I hope it works out for you

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Nothing anymore. Just here for the forums Tea

I read this a lot. I think fab definitely isn’t what it was set up to be. *just my opinion. It’s not a bad thing, just things evolve when users find a way to use the tools they are given. You want to see the things I have used a ladder for

Op. I want to find people I can be sexual free with. I find it hard, I want others to feel how hard it is

"

Nothing is ever used as it was ‘meant’, it’s just a tool that people use as they see fit.

I see what you did there

Wahey

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs

And a bathroom I can play baseball in

And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me

(Ah, so what you need?)

I'll need a, a credit card that's got no limit

And a big black jet with a bedroom in it

Gonna join the mile high club at thirty-seven thousand feet

(Been there, done that)

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars

My own star on Hollywood Boulevard

Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me

(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame

I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars

And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars

The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap

We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat

And we'll hang out in the coolest bars

In the VIP with the movie stars

Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there

Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair, and we'll

Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar, oh

Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels

Hire eight bodyguards that love to beat up assholes

Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free

(I'll have the quesadilla, ha-ha)

I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion

Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion

Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me

(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame

I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars

And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars

The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap

We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat

And we'll hang out in the coolest bars

In the VIP with the movie stars

Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there

Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair, and we'll

And we'll hide out in the private rooms

With the latest dictionary of today's who's who

They'll get you anything with that evil smile

Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial, well

Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar

I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors

Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser

Get washed-up singers writing all my songs

Lip sync 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong

Well, we all just wanna be big rockstars

And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars

The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap

We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat

And we'll hang out in the coolest bars

In the VIP with the movie stars

Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there

Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair

And we'll hide out in the private rooms

With the latest dictionary of today's who's who

They'll get you anything with that evil smile

Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial, well

Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar, oh

Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs

And a bathroom I can play baseball in

And a king size tub big enough for ten plus me

(Ah, so what you need?)

I'll need a, a credit card that's got no limit

And a big black jet with a bedroom in it

Gonna join the mile high club at thirty-seven thousand feet

(Been there, done that)

I want a new tour bus full of old guitars

My own star on Hollywood Boulevard

Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me

(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame

I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars

And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars

The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap

We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat

And we'll hang out in the coolest bars

In the VIP with the movie stars

Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there

Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair, and we'll

Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar, oh

Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar

I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels

Hire eight bodyguards that love to beat up assholes

Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free

(I'll have the quesadilla, ha-ha)

I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion

Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion

Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me

(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame

I'd even cut my hair and change my name

'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars

And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars

The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap

We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat

And we'll hang out in the coolest bars

In the VIP with the movie stars

Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there

Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair, and we'll

And we'll hide out in the private rooms

With the latest dictionary of today's who's who

They'll get you anything with that evil smile

Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial, well

Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar

I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors

Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser

Get washed-up singers writing all my songs

Lip sync 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong

Well, we all just wanna be big rockstars

And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars

The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap

We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat

And we'll hang out in the coolest bars

In the VIP with the movie stars

Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there

Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair

And we'll hide out in the private rooms

With the latest dictionary of today's who's who

They'll get you anything with that evil smile

Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial, well

Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar, oh

Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar"

Cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a partner in crime, but who is an actual partner too.

I want lots more naughty adventures and experiences.

I also want a million pounds and a holiday

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I want a partner in crime, but who is an actual partner too.

I want lots more naughty adventures and experiences.

I also want a million pounds and a holiday "

I think that a fair few people want that!

In my experience, part of it is what you’re willing to compromise on.

The adventures and experiences are a different story and rely on you, the rest relies on others and those buggers are tricky!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Local friends we can do vanilla stuff and every now and again get naked with. Couples and singles.

Sounds easy doesn’t it

K

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

It's taken a few years of exploring myself (phnarr) of experimenting and discovery and now I'm in a place where I am content that the path I'm on is right.

We're here as a couple now because we are absolute deviants and need more deviants to share the pleasures of the flesh with us!

Cherry x

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Local friends we can do vanilla stuff and every now and again get naked with. Couples and singles.

Sounds easy doesn’t it

K"

It always does sound simple. Is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than I thought I wanted.

But with somebody equally as untrusting and cynical as me, who also dislikes people.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"It's taken a few years of exploring myself (phnarr) of experimenting and discovery and now I'm in a place where I am content that the path I'm on is right.

We're here as a couple now because we are absolute deviants and need more deviants to share the pleasures of the flesh with us!

Cherry x"

It sounds like you know what you want and how to get it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I also want a million pounds and a holiday "

If we are being ridiculous with our requests… I want you

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"We're looking to make friends, dick about in the forums, be a little exhibitionist by posting photos and videos. Connect with people, hopefully some local, and have fun together as well as fuck each other's brains out on a semi-regular basis Not too much to ask right?

LvM

I sense a degree of complexity in there but probably achievable…right?! "

Put simply, we'd like some local FWBs we can hang and bang with

LvM

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"More than I thought I wanted.

But with somebody equally as untrusting and cynical as me, who also dislikes people."

If only you could find someone like that…

But where?!

I’m sure she’ll read this soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friends and hopefully turns into regular naughtiness;-)

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london


"I want a partner in crime, but who is an actual partner too.

I want lots more naughty adventures and experiences.

I also want a million pounds and a holiday "

If I’m being completely honest I’m greedy I want more than a millions pound and more than 1 holiday

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"We're looking to make friends, dick about in the forums, be a little exhibitionist by posting photos and videos. Connect with people, hopefully some local, and have fun together as well as fuck each other's brains out on a semi-regular basis Not too much to ask right?

LvM

I sense a degree of complexity in there but probably achievable…right?!

Put simply, we'd like some local FWBs we can hang and bang with

LvM"

I picked that up, how’s that working out for you?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Friends and hopefully turns into regular naughtiness;-)"

Friends is always such a vague term on here!

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Honestly? Mainly for something to stare blankly at while I'm on the loo or a boring conference call.

There's a smattering of keeping in touch with friends, but I mainly do that away from here. Occasionally it's just to post sarcasm on the forums, sometimes I post waffle. I'm not looking to meet.

I guess the above amounts to, I'm not looking for anything other than something to pass time.

I should probably find something more productive to do

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"We're looking to make friends, dick about in the forums, be a little exhibitionist by posting photos and videos. Connect with people, hopefully some local, and have fun together as well as fuck each other's brains out on a semi-regular basis Not too much to ask right?

LvM

I sense a degree of complexity in there but probably achievable…right?!

Put simply, we'd like some local FWBs we can hang and bang with

LvM

I picked that up, how’s that working out for you? "

Eh, Lincolnshire is a little dead There's some socials and parties we're hoping to try out though.

LvM

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"It's taken a few years of exploring myself (phnarr) of experimenting and discovery and now I'm in a place where I am content that the path I'm on is right.

We're here as a couple now because we are absolute deviants and need more deviants to share the pleasures of the flesh with us!

Cherry x"

So happy to read this gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More than I thought I wanted.

But with somebody equally as untrusting and cynical as me, who also dislikes people."

Well hey

But I'd also like a cooked breakfast please, and iced coffee. I've ran out!!!!!

Oh and a dog. A big fluffy dog.

A new house.

A new phone!!!

I think that's all. Thanks!!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Honestly? Mainly for something to stare blankly at while I'm on the loo or a boring conference call.

There's a smattering of keeping in touch with friends, but I mainly do that away from here. Occasionally it's just to post sarcasm on the forums, sometimes I post waffle. I'm not looking to meet.

I guess the above amounts to, I'm not looking for anything other than something to pass time.

I should probably find something more productive to do "

Shouldn’t we all? I definitely should!

I’m also mildly disconcerted by the thought of you chatting to me whilst going about your business…

Don’t forget to wash your hands!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"We're looking to make friends, dick about in the forums, be a little exhibitionist by posting photos and videos. Connect with people, hopefully some local, and have fun together as well as fuck each other's brains out on a semi-regular basis Not too much to ask right?

LvM

I sense a degree of complexity in there but probably achievable…right?!

Put simply, we'd like some local FWBs we can hang and bang with

LvM

I picked that up, how’s that working out for you?

Eh, Lincolnshire is a little dead There's some socials and parties we're hoping to try out though.

LvM"

That’s part of the problem, isn’t it!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

A lobotomy

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"More than I thought I wanted.

But with somebody equally as untrusting and cynical as me, who also dislikes people.

Well hey

But I'd also like a cooked breakfast please, and iced coffee. I've ran out!!!!!

Oh and a dog. A big fluffy dog.

A new house.

A new phone!!!

I think that's all. Thanks!!

"

See, I knew she’d spot it

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

A lovely local fwb who can meet Wednesdays.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A lobotomy "

That’s quite easy isn’t it?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A lovely local fwb who can meet Wednesdays."

How’s that working for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More than I thought I wanted.

But with somebody equally as untrusting and cynical as me, who also dislikes people.

Well hey

But I'd also like a cooked breakfast please, and iced coffee. I've ran out!!!!!

Oh and a dog. A big fluffy dog.

A new house.

A new phone!!!

I think that's all. Thanks!!

See, I knew she’d spot it"

I'm a pro at LPP now

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

White chocolate cookies from M&S

A good spanking and a spoon

Not much to ask for x

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By *artender_onthelooseMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Breakfast in bed

Not to much to ask for is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's taken a few years of exploring myself (phnarr) of experimenting and discovery and now I'm in a place where I am content that the path I'm on is right.

We're here as a couple now because we are absolute deviants and need more deviants to share the pleasures of the flesh with us!

Cherry x"

It's really great to see the two of you have found each other. I sincerely wish you both a fun and devishly sexy time together.

NBVN x

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By *weetCruellaWoman
over a year ago

somewhere sweet and sour


"More than I thought I wanted.

But with somebody equally as untrusting and cynical as me, who also dislikes people."

I too like to throw stones.. lol had to laugh at that part of your profile. Cup of tea? Or something stronger in keeping with your persona?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"More than I thought I wanted.

But with somebody equally as untrusting and cynical as me, who also dislikes people.

Well hey

But I'd also like a cooked breakfast please, and iced coffee. I've ran out!!!!!

Oh and a dog. A big fluffy dog.

A new house.

A new phone!!!

I think that's all. Thanks!!

See, I knew she’d spot it

I'm a pro at LPP now "

Artfully done, you’ve definitely got it down

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"It's taken a few years of exploring myself (phnarr) of experimenting and discovery and now I'm in a place where I am content that the path I'm on is right.

We're here as a couple now because we are absolute deviants and need more deviants to share the pleasures of the flesh with us!

Cherry x

So happy to read this gorgeous "

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery


"It's taken a few years of exploring myself (phnarr) of experimenting and discovery and now I'm in a place where I am content that the path I'm on is right.

We're here as a couple now because we are absolute deviants and need more deviants to share the pleasures of the flesh with us!

Cherry x

It's really great to see the two of you have found each other. I sincerely wish you both a fun and devishly sexy time together.

NBVN x"

Thank you beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"More than I thought I wanted.

But with somebody equally as untrusting and cynical as me, who also dislikes people.

Well hey

But I'd also like a cooked breakfast please, and iced coffee. I've ran out!!!!!

Oh and a dog. A big fluffy dog.

A new house.

A new phone!!!

I think that's all. Thanks!!

"

Breakfast McDonald’s can do.

Iced coffee I can pick up.

Soon I’ll own all dogs, we’ve discussed this.

Also no need for a house.

Phone is off the table since I know how often you break them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a partner in crime, but who is an actual partner too.

I want lots more naughty adventures and experiences.

I also want a million pounds and a holiday

If I’m being completely honest I’m greedy I want more than a millions pound and more than 1 holiday "

Well, I wasn’t being greedy

More would be awesome haha

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"White chocolate cookies from M&S

A good spanking and a spoon

Not much to ask for x "

Probably not

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Breakfast in bed

Not to much to ask for is it "

Isn’t that what deliveroo is for?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"We're looking to make friends, dick about in the forums, be a little exhibitionist by posting photos and videos. Connect with people, hopefully some local, and have fun together as well as fuck each other's brains out on a semi-regular basis Not too much to ask right?

LvM"

You sum it up nicely. Similar for us. We'd like to find a guy for MFM, maybe for solo meets with me if it felt right. That sorta thing

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"We're looking to make friends, dick about in the forums, be a little exhibitionist by posting photos and videos. Connect with people, hopefully some local, and have fun together as well as fuck each other's brains out on a semi-regular basis Not too much to ask right?

LvM

You sum it up nicely. Similar for us. We'd like to find a guy for MFM, maybe for solo meets with me if it felt right. That sorta thing "

How’s that going for you?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Fortune and glory

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Friends and hopefully turns into regular naughtiness;-)"

Keep it in the forums please. I don’t need you vitriol. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want someone to sort my life out for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking buddies,conversation, laughs,& maybe some naughty fun..

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By *weetCruellaWoman
over a year ago

somewhere sweet and sour

I would like to make a daisychain please lol.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I want someone to sort my life out for me. "

The internet wife hunting not working?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing anymore. Just here for the forums Tea "

I hear you

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I don't want anything really, I've kinda got what I didn't know I wanted and I'm good.

Also not entirely sure why I'm still here

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Drinking buddies,conversation, laughs,& maybe some naughty fun.. "

Sounds easy enough…

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I would like to make a daisychain please lol."

You mean the flower kind…?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just here for a laugh. Anything else is a bonus.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I don't want anything really, I've kinda got what I didn't know I wanted and I'm good.

Also not entirely sure why I'm still here

"

Because your friends are here and you enjoy the distraction

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"We're looking to make friends, dick about in the forums, be a little exhibitionist by posting photos and videos. Connect with people, hopefully some local, and have fun together as well as fuck each other's brains out on a semi-regular basis Not too much to ask right?

LvM

You sum it up nicely. Similar for us. We'd like to find a guy for MFM, maybe for solo meets with me if it felt right. That sorta thing

How’s that going for you? "

Not so well with the sex bit (beyond ourselves) but not too bad on the "making friends and having general hilarity" bit

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don't want anything really, I've kinda got what I didn't know I wanted and I'm good.

Also not entirely sure why I'm still here

Because your friends are here and you enjoy the distraction "

Also the willies and boobs I guess.

You are very wise.

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By *eardedman7Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

A bit of fun, good connection and good laughs, not asking for much

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

To enjoy my Tuesdays with Tots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drinking buddies,conversation, laughs,& maybe some naughty fun..

Sounds easy enough…"

Wish it was..

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By *weetCruellaWoman
over a year ago

somewhere sweet and sour


"I would like to make a daisychain please lol.

You mean the flower kind…? "

Ermmmm yes, if by that you mean lovely sexy women in a circle naked and licking, sure lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to make a daisychain please lol.

You mean the flower kind…?

Ermmmm yes, if by that you mean lovely sexy women in a circle naked and licking, sure lol"

(Needahandupemoji)

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I would like to make a daisychain please lol.

You mean the flower kind…?

Ermmmm yes, if by that you mean lovely sexy women in a circle naked and licking, sure lol

(Needahandupemoji)"

Hee hee. You said hand up.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?


"Honestly? Mainly for something to stare blankly at while I'm on the loo or a boring conference call.

There's a smattering of keeping in touch with friends, but I mainly do that away from here. Occasionally it's just to post sarcasm on the forums, sometimes I post waffle. I'm not looking to meet.

I guess the above amounts to, I'm not looking for anything other than something to pass time.

I should probably find something more productive to do

Shouldn’t we all? I definitely should!

I’m also mildly disconcerted by the thought of you chatting to me whilst going about your business…

Don’t forget to wash your hands! "

Enjoy that mental image Tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To find that umph meet . To chat and have good laughs . To enjoy the social buzz and laugh with decent folk . Then do it again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much anymore. Really just here for the forum x

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

When illness or injury has curtailed activity , as they now have, the forums have provided a link to a world that currently isn’t accessible to us both. Where age and looks bar me, the male half , from real involvement , I can sometimes laugh, sometimes share experiences, sometimes look at the pictures or live cam of people I would love to meet but won’t be. I can rant if I wish,but tend not to, I can dream, in some instances form temporary friendships to chat.

It’s a social outlet really.

Mark

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By *weetCruellaWoman
over a year ago

somewhere sweet and sour


"I would like to make a daisychain please lol.

You mean the flower kind…?

Ermmmm yes, if by that you mean lovely sexy women in a circle naked and licking, sure lol

(Needahandupemoji)"

Why ty miss lol just need about oooo 9 or 10 more lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would like to make a daisychain please lol.

You mean the flower kind…?

Ermmmm yes, if by that you mean lovely sexy women in a circle naked and licking, sure lol

(Needahandupemoji)

Hee hee. You said hand up."

Well I’m hoping

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"We're looking to make friends, dick about in the forums, be a little exhibitionist by posting photos and videos. Connect with people, hopefully some local, and have fun together as well as fuck each other's brains out on a semi-regular basis Not too much to ask right?

LvM

You sum it up nicely. Similar for us. We'd like to find a guy for MFM, maybe for solo meets with me if it felt right. That sorta thing

How’s that going for you?

Not so well with the sex bit (beyond ourselves) but not too bad on the "making friends and having general hilarity" bit "

I always found the ‘making friends’ bit the hardest!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A bit of fun, good connection and good laughs, not asking for much "

It sounds like quite a lot for a small sentence!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"We're looking to make friends, dick about in the forums, be a little exhibitionist by posting photos and videos. Connect with people, hopefully some local, and have fun together as well as fuck each other's brains out on a semi-regular basis Not too much to ask right?

LvM

You sum it up nicely. Similar for us. We'd like to find a guy for MFM, maybe for solo meets with me if it felt right. That sorta thing

How’s that going for you?

Not so well with the sex bit (beyond ourselves) but not too bad on the "making friends and having general hilarity" bit

I always found the ‘making friends’ bit the hardest! "

Hee hee. You said hardest

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"We're looking to make friends, dick about in the forums, be a little exhibitionist by posting photos and videos. Connect with people, hopefully some local, and have fun together as well as fuck each other's brains out on a semi-regular basis Not too much to ask right?

LvM

You sum it up nicely. Similar for us. We'd like to find a guy for MFM, maybe for solo meets with me if it felt right. That sorta thing

How’s that going for you?

Not so well with the sex bit (beyond ourselves) but not too bad on the "making friends and having general hilarity" bit

I always found the ‘making friends’ bit the hardest! "

Not doing too badly at the exhibitionism either! Friends has been fairly easy. It's finding friends who we want to fuck and who want to fuck us

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I would like to make a daisychain please lol.

You mean the flower kind…?

Ermmmm yes, if by that you mean lovely sexy women in a circle naked and licking, sure lol

(Needahandupemoji)

Hee hee. You said hand up.

Well I’m hoping "

Isn’t that what friends are for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This seems to be a question that is asked a lot in various ways. Since returning I’ve been asked it myself and asked it of myself, so dear fabbers; why are you here, what are you looking for and what do you want? "

It's a very broad question but in terms of fab, I'm here to use time and share pics, talk shite on the forums and etc.

(I'll go broader) In terms of general life, I'm here to experience new and interesting things. Those things might include raising children (a very interesting experience!), seeing different parts of the country/world or having lots of sex. Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look to make friends with likeminded people - It’s a cliché but it’s true.

I love to explore things, it’s like being on a journey. I find it so fun to share moments and act out things with others that have been fantasies, fetishes and kinks.

It’s not all about sex - I like to go places, out for drinks and food just enjoy the company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want someone to sort my life out for me.

The internet wife hunting not working? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing anymore. Just here for the forums Tea "

Same

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By *andsome HandMan
over a year ago

roundabout

I'm here for the craic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll know when I find it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who wants to adore and devour me.

Not asking for much really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

Finding people who share the same I interest in sex that I do. Chatting with them and hoping it might lead to something more.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Someone who wants to adore and devour me.

Not asking for much really "

Are you short on those types of people?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I don’t want anything as you know that doesn’t get you anything.

I just enjoy meeting different people socially, the conversations, the laughter & sharing of experiences. I’ve been lucky this last year to make some good sexual connections too, enjoyed a few firsts that I’m continuing to explore with them & others.

I’m not one to be beholden to one person, I can’t give one person the time it deserves as don’t get much free time and it is long gaps between meeting up. The people I meet need to be understanding, patient and ok with that & the fact I meet others, which they are. They are a good mix of social come evening naughty time which is a must, as I don’t do quickie f*ck and go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t want anything as you know that doesn’t get you anything.

I just enjoy meeting different people socially, the conversations, the laughter & sharing of experiences. I’ve been lucky this last year to make some good sexual connections too, enjoyed a few firsts that I’m continuing to explore with them & others.

I’m not one to be beholden to one person, I can’t give one person the time it deserves as don’t get much free time and it is long gaps between meeting up. The people I meet need to be understanding, patient and ok with that & the fact I meet others, which they are. They are a good mix of social come evening naughty time which is a must, as I don’t do quickie f*ck and go "

I want to be drawn again !! Lol . You drew me and my lovely wife before .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to date someone. Not looking here as it's pointless so I just enjoy the forum and the friends I've made.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I don’t want anything as you know that doesn’t get you anything.

I just enjoy meeting different people socially, the conversations, the laughter & sharing of experiences. I’ve been lucky this last year to make some good sexual connections too, enjoyed a few firsts that I’m continuing to explore with them & others.

I’m not one to be beholden to one person, I can’t give one person the time it deserves as don’t get much free time and it is long gaps between meeting up. The people I meet need to be understanding, patient and ok with that & the fact I meet others, which they are. They are a good mix of social come evening naughty time which is a must, as I don’t do quickie f*ck and go "

That sounds like you not only know what you want, you’ve also found it!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Social and chatting.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I want to date someone. Not looking here as it's pointless so I just enjoy the forum and the friends I've made. "

That’s probably wise

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Social and chatting."

How’s that going for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just here to check forums, chat and fab nice pictures. Other than that I'm very happy and content with what I have

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Just here to check forums, chat and fab nice pictures. Other than that I'm very happy and content with what I have "

That’s very positive and (in my experience) quite rare!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I don’t want anything as you know that doesn’t get you anything.

I just enjoy meeting different people socially, the conversations, the laughter & sharing of experiences. I’ve been lucky this last year to make some good sexual connections too, enjoyed a few firsts that I’m continuing to explore with them & others.

I’m not one to be beholden to one person, I can’t give one person the time it deserves as don’t get much free time and it is long gaps between meeting up. The people I meet need to be understanding, patient and ok with that & the fact I meet others, which they are. They are a good mix of social come evening naughty time which is a must, as I don’t do quickie f*ck and go

That sounds like you not only know what you want, you’ve also found it! "

Maybe, but still looking for more, I do love the variety of each individual

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

No idea anymore!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

In answer to my own question;

I want to make friends, to have interesting conversations and great sex, to meet new people and to be desired.

That’s probably what I’m looking for right now

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

Right now I don’t know anymore

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I mostly have everything I want but sometimes fun things happen from here . I have recently had an urge to explore more group stuff with my partner as its something we've never done together. (I have with my nesting partner but not the other one).

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Right now I don’t know anymore "

That’s ok too. It’s not always necessary to know, just to be trying to work it out

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

What I really, really want is to feel sexy enough to want to dress up for a man.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I mostly have everything I want but sometimes fun things happen from here . I have recently had an urge to explore more group stuff with my partner as its something we've never done together. (I have with my nesting partner but not the other one). "

That’s great!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Currently, find like minded people to chat with. And to essentially attention seek with photos I post.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Currently, find like minded people to chat with. And to essentially attention seek with photos I post. "

Are you finding that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funnily enough we were just having this conversation between ourselves. We don't particularly want anything but we would like to make some new like-minded friends, ideally not a million miles away but we are happy to travel if needed. Just people on our wave length, good conversation and lots of laughs, if sex happens as well then that's a bonus.

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Some giggles and the occasional adventure

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"Currently, find like minded people to chat with. And to essentially attention seek with photos I post.

Are you finding that? "

Erm yes and no, but that's mainly down to me. Been a bit anti social recently

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Funnily enough we were just having this conversation between ourselves. We don't particularly want anything but we would like to make some new like-minded friends, ideally not a million miles away but we are happy to travel if needed. Just people on our wave length, good conversation and lots of laughs, if sex happens as well then that's a bonus. "

For saying that you don’t particularly want anything, that sounds a lot!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Some giggles and the occasional adventure "

What kind of adventure?

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Some giggles and the occasional adventure

What kind of adventure? "

A 2 man sex adventure

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Currently, find like minded people to chat with. And to essentially attention seek with photos I post.

Are you finding that?

Erm yes and no, but that's mainly down to me. Been a bit anti social recently"

I absolutely understand that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Funnily enough we were just having this conversation between ourselves. We don't particularly want anything but we would like to make some new like-minded friends, ideally not a million miles away but we are happy to travel if needed. Just people on our wave length, good conversation and lots of laughs, if sex happens as well then that's a bonus.

For saying that you don’t particularly want anything, that sounds a lot! "

Yes it does but want and would like are two different things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to feel an emotion any would do i seem to have lost the ability to give a shit

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"This seems to be a question that is asked a lot in various ways. Since returning I’ve been asked it myself and asked it of myself, so dear fabbers; why are you here, what are you looking for and what do you want? "

Money. We need a car after bad news from the garage today and already times are tight after recent price rises.

Suck my toes for a grand?

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A boyfriend with a hot tub. I don't want one myself - too expensive and I would have to clean it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here for the cake and giggles these day

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Some giggles and the occasional adventure

What kind of adventure?

A 2 man sex adventure "

As in 2 actual men or one man twice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a question I have bern asked many times . I think it changes what I want . Sometimes just to talk . Making friendships and having fun . The longer you are on the site the more changes happen . So I prob am confused what I’m doing on here .

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By *layer12Man
over a year ago

kings lynn

A good rimjob from a cuck hubby whilst I'm deep in his wife...

Yes that's the dream

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By *orny_stormyCouple
over a year ago

motherwell


"Local friends we can do vanilla stuff and every now and again get naked with. Couples and singles.

Sounds easy doesn’t it

K"

Sounds perfect and is really difficult to achieve ( well certainly has been for us)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a partner in crime to experience this world with, easier said than done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m just here for a laugh. Anything else is a bonus."

Right idea

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I don’t even think about the what, it’s people that interest me & the right ones will suggest the right kinds of relationships

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A boyfriend with a hot tub. I don't want one myself - too expensive and I would have to clean it out. "

Knowing what you do in them, that’s a lot of cleaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A boyfriend with a hot tub. I don't want one myself - too expensive and I would have to clean it out.

Knowing what you do in them, that’s a lot of cleaning"

Ermagod, you said you wouldn't say anything about that. It was one time! I was probably squirting anyway. And I fished it out really easily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting my dick wet will be good enough.

If not that, some pickled eggs will suffice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting my dick wet will be good enough.

If not that, some pickled eggs will suffice."

Isn’t that the one and the same thing if they meet you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The forums and the "click" with someone...so so hard to find .

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By *lice MaliceWoman
over a year ago

The Facility

Cock obvs. Sorry (not sorry).

Failing that, much laughter and joviality (but only on a Tuesday)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good vibes and great sex, nothing more nothing less.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We'd like to find a couple we get on well with and do social stuff together, go to naturist places with, and sometimes have butt-naked sex with each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To meet people, locals preferred, the odds of a hookup are slim, so I just set my sights on women and couples who want to be friendly. Though what I need to do apparently is move north of Nottingham, your all dirty people up there.

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