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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Gentlemën, Lådies, Binarïes and Whateveries...indulge me for one hip-chic moment:

Earlier today I opened a theorem concerning a much-respected but moth-eaten British soap opera. This time I would like to construct another hypothesis about Hippychic (equally respected but not moth-eaten)...

If I was to recite every "Dads' Joke" taken from Hippy's jokey almanac, back to back, how many months or years would it take me?

This figure must also include time taken for the rib-tickling, belly-aching and thrill-inducing laughter and guffaws.

[This figure does not include Inconceivable's array of philandering dads' jokes. That's another debate altogether!]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, infinity obv, because of the laughter

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Eleventy billion years.

There just isn't time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reckon I’d ruin it by being pedantic about jokes that have been done before or are too similar to a previous one, or that are logical fallacies, or, or… etc.

Sorry to spoil things!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"I reckon I’d ruin it by being pedantic about jokes that have been done before or are too similar to a previous one, or that are logical phallas, or, or… etc.

Sorry to spoil things!"

What's a "logical phallas"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you're just reciting the jokes one after another? Do you get breaks for essentials? Napping? I need more info!

What do you mean philandering jokes? They're all totally original, Nero, I will have you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 10 minutes off reading

I do read the threads but the majority off them show up in big list on google

When you type in best dad jokes

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"I reckon I’d ruin it by being pedantic about jokes that have been done before or are too similar to a previous one, or that are logical phallas, or, or… etc.

Sorry to spoil things!

What's a "logical phallas"? "

Oh that's a dong that solves crime with a cool temperament, unlike its partner who shoots first and asks questions later.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I reckon I’d ruin it by being pedantic about jokes that have been done before or are too similar to a previous one, or that are logical phallas, or, or… etc.

Sorry to spoil things!

What's a "logical phallas"?

Oh that's a dong that solves crime with a cool temperament, unlike its partner who shoots first and asks questions later.

"

Jeez. Hard to choose.

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"Gentlemën, Lådies, Binarïes and Whateveries...indulge me for one hip-chic moment:

Earlier today I opened a theorem concerning a much-respected but moth-eaten British soap opera. This time I would like to construct another hypothesis about Hippychic (equally respected but not moth-eaten)...

If I was to recite every "Dads' Joke" taken from Hippy's jokey almanac, back to back, how many months or years would it take me?

This figure must also include time taken for the rib-tickling, belly-aching and thrill-inducing laughter and guffaws.

[This figure does not include Inconceivable's array of philandering dads' jokes. That's another debate altogether!]"

In order for it to qualify as an hypothesis it must be testible.

therefore you must design the test

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I reckon I’d ruin it by being pedantic about jokes that have been done before or are too similar to a previous one, or that are logical phallas, or, or… etc.

Sorry to spoil things!

What's a "logical phallas"?

Oh that's a dong that solves crime with a cool temperament, unlike its partner who shoots first and asks questions later.

"

"The name's Phallus. Logical Phallus."

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"In order for it to qualify as an hypothesis it must be testicles.

therefore you must design the test"

I've always wondered if my test-tickle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About 10 minutes off reading

I do read the threads but the majority off them show up in big list on google

When you type in best dad jokes "

Ssshhhh, don’t tell them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About 10 minutes off reading

I do read the threads but the majority off them show up in big list on google

When you type in best dad jokes

Ssshhhh, don’t tell them "

Sorry I keep it a secret it’s safe with me

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I reckon I’d ruin it by being pedantic about jokes that have been done before or are too similar to a previous one, or that are logical phallas, or, or… etc.

Sorry to spoil things!

What's a "logical phallas"? "

A clever dick

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"So you're just reciting the jokes one after another? Do you get breaks for essentials? Napping? I need more info!

What do you mean philandering jokes? They're all totally original, Nero, I will have you know! "

No, I'll just dribble into a porcelain chamber pot, which will be placed under the velvet chaise lounge on which I will be lying gracefully looking towards the heavens as you feed me grapes like Emperor Nero. Good girl.

P.S. I love your øriginal jøkes. They're as authentic as a chicken curry from Hull.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Sorry I keep it a secret it’s safe with me "

^ her secretions are safe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So you're just reciting the jokes one after another? Do you get breaks for essentials? Napping? I need more info!

What do you mean philandering jokes? They're all totally original, Nero, I will have you know!

No, I'll just dribble into a porcelain chamber pot, which will be placed under the velvet chaise lounge on which I will be lying gracefully looking towards the heavens as you feed me grapes like Emperor Nero. Good girl.

P.S. I love your øriginal jøkes. They're as authentic as a chicken curry from Hull."

Certainly happy to peel your grapes whilst you point the Percy at the porcelain, my dear friend.

And I think Bradford does better curries than Hull, but I don't claim to be an expert

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Certainly happy to peel your grapes whilst you point the Percy at the porcelain, my dear friend. "

It's the very least you can do seeing that you've been my FWG for over ³years+.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I reckon I’d ruin it by being pedantic about jokes that have been done before or are too similar to a previous one, or that are logical phallas, or, or… etc.

Sorry to spoil things!

What's a "logical phallas"?

A clever dick "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About 10 minutes off reading

I do read the threads but the majority off them show up in big list on google

When you type in best dad jokes

Ssshhhh, don’t tell them "

Rumbled ...

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Well, infinity obv, because of the laughter "

Me thinks that's just nervous laughter, Hip'. They don't want to offend a forthright creature such a yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Certainly happy to peel your grapes whilst you point the Percy at the porcelain, my dear friend.

It's the very least you can do seeing that you've been my FWG for over ³years+. "

Hasn't the time flown?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair


"Certainly happy to peel your grapes whilst you point the Percy at the porcelain, my dear friend.

It's the very least you can do seeing that you've been my FWG for over ³years+.

Hasn't the time flown? "

Friends With Grapes is so underrated. More people should adopt this approach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Certainly happy to peel your grapes whilst you point the Percy at the porcelain, my dear friend.

It's the very least you can do seeing that you've been my FWG for over ³years+.

Hasn't the time flown?

Friends With Grapes is so underrated. More people should adopt this approach. "

As long as they give us credit

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Duly noted.

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