FabSwingers.com forum: Rex and the Norwegian torch blower

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So, Rex has said he’d like to try it. Who’s in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read this at primary school

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Is this a sexual act that I am hitherto unaware of?

Yep - count me in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this a sexual act that I am hitherto unaware of?

Yep - count me in

Someone bring the hot wax, sensual wants to try it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm dying

And I'm in

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Yep.. please.

I will video as well

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

*Do not Google*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm dying

And I'm in

Want to hold the wax, the alcohol or the penis

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"*Do not Google*

*Do not Google*

It's ok. It's just hilarious. I took this one for the team

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I'm dying

And I'm in

Want to hold the wax, the alcohol or the penis

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor old norway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Do not Google*

*Do not Google*

Phew that was a close call

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"*Do not Google*

*Do not Google*

Phew that was a close call "

I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Do not Google*

*Do not Google*

I'm going to Google right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this a sexual act that I am hitherto unaware of?

Yep - count me in

Someone bring the hot wax, sensual wants to try it

Ooh hot wax

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep.. please.

I will video as well

Make sure you stand back when we drop the alcohol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*Do not Google*

*Do not Google*

Phew that was a close call

I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!"

It isn’t ‘that’ bad

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I've heard of some worse ones I think. I'll spare all you who are still unaware

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

He strikes me more as a fan of the Norwegian blow torch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He strikes me more as a fan of the Norwegian blow torch "

We can tag team him

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"*Do not Google*

*Do not Google*

I'm going to Google right now."

Let us know the results, Jim!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Do not Google*

*Do not Google*

Phew that was a close call

I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!

It isn’t ‘that’ bad "

Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*Do not Google*

*Do not Google*

Phew that was a close call

I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!

It isn’t ‘that’ bad

Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday."

Jim, I think you should share with the class …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Do not Google*

*Do not Google*

I'm going to Google right now.

Let us know the results, Jim!"

I found ² answers.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

OMG....everyday is a school day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I sit in the corner and watch please

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"*Do not Google*

*Do not Google*

I'm going to Google right now.

Let us know the results, Jim!

I found ² answers."

Please can we copy your ² answers?!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

What? It wasn’t me that posted it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I googled.

It's sounds freaking awesome actually.

Errr Jonny.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Do not Google*

*Do not Google*

Phew that was a close call

I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!

It isn’t ‘that’ bad

Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday."

I think there is also a Norwegian blowtorch

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I once did the Paris Flame Thrower with F+B, if that helps .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Do not Google*

*Do not Google*

Phew that was a close call

I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!

It isn’t ‘that’ bad

Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday.

I think there is also a Norwegian blowtorch

Um..a friend told me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What? It wasn’t me that posted it

You know you want to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*Do not Google*

*Do not Google*

Phew that was a close call

I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!

It isn’t ‘that’ bad

Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday.

I think there is also a Norwegian blowtorch

Um..a friend told me

Yeah yeah, we know what you’ve been doing with your spare time

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Why do I get the feeling this is putting hot wax in places it really should not go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What? It wasn’t me that posted it

Are you naturally fire retardant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Do not Google*

*Do not Google*

Phew that was a close call

I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!

It isn’t ‘that’ bad

Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday.

I think there is also a Norwegian blowtorch

Um..a friend told me

Yeah yeah, we know what you’ve been doing with your spare time "

Oi, crusty knickers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Do not Google*

*Do not Google*

Phew that was a close call

I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!

It isn’t ‘that’ bad

Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday.

Jim, I think you should share with the class …"

Well. There's the act of covering one's penis in wax and alcohol before spunking, then setting one's penis alight then spunking in a lucky recipients face. Word. Or. There's blowing into someone's anus with a straw.

Rex, my straws are steel. My booze is Jack Daniel's. Like I said, I'm up for both.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do I get the feeling this is putting hot wax in places it really should not go

Join in and find out

*more hot wax and alcohol needed over here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Do not Google*

*Do not Google*

Phew that was a close call

I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!"

Wise advice thank you

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Oooh Rex and hot wax combined AND Norwegian open sandwiches.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"What? It wasn’t me that posted it

You know you want to

I’d need a penis pump to get some blood in it first. You don’t know where I could find one do you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*Do not Google*

*Do not Google*

Phew that was a close call

I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!

It isn’t ‘that’ bad

Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday.

Jim, I think you should share with the class …

Rex, my straws are steel. My booze is Jack Daniel's. Like I said, I'm up for both. "

I think, purely for scientific research (obv), he should try both …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Do not Google*

*Do not Google*

Phew that was a close call

I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!

It isn’t ‘that’ bad

Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday.

Jim, I think you should share with the class …

Rex, my straws are steel. My booze is Jack Daniel's. Like I said, I'm up for both. "

I think the second one is a Norwegian Blow Torch, Jim. My friend is very pedantic.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What? It wasn’t me that posted it

You know you want to

I’d need a penis pump to get some blood in it first. You don’t know where I could find one do you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What? It wasn’t me that posted it

You know you want to

I’d need a penis pump to get some blood in it first. You don’t know where I could find one do you?

Is it with my Prosecco?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once did the Paris Flame Thrower with F+B, if that helps .....

For fuck's sake, thanks for giving me more homework.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I googled.

It's sounds freaking awesome actually.

Errr Jonny....."

You called…

I however, have not googled it.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Why do I get the feeling this is putting hot wax in places it really should not go

Join in and find out

*more hot wax and alcohol needed over here "

As much as I like you I'm definitely not in, I'm so far out that you'd need a plane to get to me and then you would have to mine to the earth core and then go around it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I googled.

It's sounds freaking awesome actually.

Errr Jonny.....

You called…

I however, have not googled it."

Never mind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I googled.

It's sounds freaking awesome actually.

Errr Jonny.....

You called…

I however, have not googled it.

Never mind."

Too late is it?

*clean up on aisle 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Do not Google*

*Do not Google*

Phew that was a close call

I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!

It isn’t ‘that’ bad

Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday.

Jim, I think you should share with the class …

Rex, my straws are steel. My booze is Jack Daniel's. Like I said, I'm up for both.

I think the second one is a Norwegian Blow Torch, Jim. My friend is very pedantic.

On top of the building that's home to Superdrug in Shrewsbury it says, BLOWER.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I googled.

It's sounds freaking awesome actually.

Errr Jonny.....

You called…

I however, have not googled it.

Never mind.

Too late is it?

*clean up on aisle 3"

It’s too late to not Google it.

I expected worse to be fair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Do not Google*

*Do not Google*

Phew that was a close call

I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!

It isn’t ‘that’ bad

Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday.

Jim, I think you should share with the class …

Rex, my straws are steel. My booze is Jack Daniel's. Like I said, I'm up for both.

I think, purely for scientific research (obv), he should try both …"

It's the only way he'll learn.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’d pay to do that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Do not Google*

*Do not Google*

Phew that was a close call

I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!

It isn’t ‘that’ bad

Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday.

Jim, I think you should share with the class …

Rex, my straws are steel. My booze is Jack Daniel's. Like I said, I'm up for both.

I think the second one is a Norwegian Blow Torch, Jim. My friend is very pedantic.

On top of the building that's home to Superdrug in Shrewsbury it says, BLOWER."

Well, that's my friend told...

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"What? It wasn’t me that posted it

You know you want to

I’d need a penis pump to get some blood in it first. You don’t know where I could find one do you?

Found it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d pay to do that

He said he’d let you do it for free saff, told me he’s been wanking, thinking about it

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I’d pay to do that

I think your eyebrows would pay for it to be fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*Do not Google*

*Do not Google*

Phew that was a close call

I don't know what it is. But I've learned never to Google stuff off here, ESPECIALLY if Rex Holes is involved!

It isn’t ‘that’ bad

Urban Dictionary gives two definitions. Could clarify which definition you're referring to? Just so that I know. I'm up for both variations. It's been a boring Bank Holiday Monday.

Jim, I think you should share with the class …

Rex, my straws are steel. My booze is Jack Daniel's. Like I said, I'm up for both.

I think the second one is a Norwegian Blow Torch, Jim. My friend is very pedantic.

On top of the building that's home to Superdrug in Shrewsbury it says, BLOWER.

Well, that's my friend told...

Superdrug is on Pride Hill.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What? It wasn’t me that posted it

You know you want to

I’d need a penis pump to get some blood in it first. You don’t know where I could find one do you?

Found it

I'm going to present it back to you in a few weeks.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"*Do not Google*

*Do not Google*

I can now never unknow this!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"What? It wasn’t me that posted it

You know you want to

I’d need a penis pump to get some blood in it first. You don’t know where I could find one do you?

Found it

I'm going to present it back to you in a few weeks.

Nope. No you’re not

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I’d pay to do that

He said he’d let you do it for free saff, told me he’s been wanking, thinking about it "

Can I have a blowtorch please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What? It wasn’t me that posted it

You know you want to

I’d need a penis pump to get some blood in it first. You don’t know where I could find one do you?

Found it

I'm going to present it back to you in a few weeks.

Nope. No you’re not

I’m bringing one specially for you next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d pay to do that

He said he’d let you do it for free saff, told me he’s been wanking, thinking about it

Can I have a blowtorch please?

And some vodka?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Thank you, Jim. Both options seem like the sort of thing Rex would enjoy. Possibly both at the same time

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I’d pay to do that

He said he’d let you do it for free saff, told me he’s been wanking, thinking about it

Can I have a blowtorch please?

And some vodka? "

Helllll yeahhhhhhh let me at himmmmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d pay to do that

He said he’d let you do it for free saff, told me he’s been wanking, thinking about it

Can I have a blowtorch please?

And some vodka?

Helllll yeahhhhhhh let me at himmmmm

I’ve tied him down ready, let me just get the camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thank you, Jim. Both options seem like the sort of thing Rex would enjoy. Possibly both at the same time

You're welcome.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"What? It wasn’t me that posted it

You know you want to

I’d need a penis pump to get some blood in it first. You don’t know where I could find one do you?

Found it

I'm going to present it back to you in a few weeks.

Nope. No you’re not

I’m bringing one specially for you next time "

Why don’t I feel delighted about this

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Just don’t know how someone thought it up in the first place

It sounds a bit dangerous to me, I’ll put it in a dark place along with fisting!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try and explain what you were doing to the folks in A&E when the wax and fire version goes wrong

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

...oh for fucksake:

WHEN this happens (it is always when; it is never if), please keep in mind the scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

You know the one? The tank scene, where Indy jams a rock into the tank's turret? And you remember what happened to the shaft of the tank?

Please time the wax so very carefully. Do not allow it to dry before the Rexual climax.

...I'm rather fond of the old boy's old boy.

Thanks.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Thank you, Jim. Both options seem like the sort of thing Rex would enjoy. Possibly both at the same time

You're welcome."

Only if it were a diamond encrusted metal straw

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...oh for fucksake:

WHEN this happens (it is always when; it is never if), please keep in mind the scene from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.

You know the one? The tank scene, where Indy jams a rock into the tank's turret? And you remember what happened to the shaft of the tank?

Please time the wax so very carefully. Do not allow it to dry before the Rexual climax.

...I'm rather fond of the old boy's old boy.

Thanks.

I think you should hold it for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where’s those “I’ll try anything once” people now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dosent seem that bad

Well I mean for the taker anyway Rex the giver maybe a bit different

Wasn’t that bad a good

I mean I always down for a face full off cum

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Right before ejaculation you cover your penis in wax and alcohol, set it on fire, and jizz in her face.

ouch ….. but I’m in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where’s those “I’ll try anything once” people now? "

Present

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Thank you, Jim. Both options seem like the sort of thing Rex would enjoy. Possibly both at the same time

You're welcome.

Only if it were a diamond encrusted metal straw

That can be arranged!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"What? It wasn’t me that posted it

You know you want to

I’d need a penis pump to get some blood in it first. You don’t know where I could find one do you?

Found it

I'm going to present it back to you in a few weeks.

Nope. No you’re not

Yes. Yes I am. With an addition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where’s those “I’ll try anything once” people now?

Present

I like to think I’m up for most things but flames and genitals should not mix.

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