FabSwingers.com forum: Swearing.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did one of these a while ago and got some interesting answers so I thought I’d give it another go.

Give me your most creative swear words.

Not your usual fuck, shit, cunt but more like spunk nugget, thunder cunt, Maggie Thatcher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barbra Streisand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunk bubble

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Cock/Cuntwomble

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Barbra Streisand!"

You kiss your mother with that mouth

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Buggering arsefire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cock/Cuntwomble"

I do use cockwomble a fair bit

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

freckle puncher

(derogatory name for a gay guy.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockwombling swamp donkey

Spaff badger

Knobnugget?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Cockwombling swamp donkey

Spaff badger

Knobnugget?"

Stop trying to sweet talk me ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cockwombling swamp donkey

Spaff badger

Knobnugget?"

Number one sounds like my wife attempting to talk dirty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Douche nozzle

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Dicksplat

Knobjokey

Bieber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just generally go with “fucking shit cunt”.

It works for me.

Why fix what isn’t broken.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Shouldabeenablowjob

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just generally go with “fucking shit cunt”.

It works for me.

Why fix what isn’t broken."

We’re looking for creativity Jonny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good old fashioned Wazzock feels good these days

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Shouldabeenablowjob"

You don't like your boss, do you

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Twatwaffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barbra Streisand!"

Whaaaaat how dare you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A good old fashioned Wazzock feels good these days "

It’s good when an older one makes a comeback.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just generally go with “fucking shit cunt”.

It works for me.

Why fix what isn’t broken.

We’re looking for creativity Jonny. "

Fuck you, you fucking cock weasel.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Wank stain......frequently used for delinquents

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just generally go with “fucking shit cunt”.

It works for me.

Why fix what isn’t broken.

We’re looking for creativity Jonny.

Fuck you, you fucking cock weasel."

That’s more like it. Now go to your room for using such terrible language.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock juggling thunder cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanksplash!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wank stain......frequently used for delinquents

I heard someone being called a shit gibbon the other day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey laser lips your mamma was a snowblower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wankbiscuit

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By *uffolkClareClactonDaveCouple
over a year ago

Felixstowe/Clacton-on-Sea

Arsenal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twat waffle

Fart goblin

Calling someone an absolute length

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Dicksplash & wazzock but I don’t know if they’re swearing as such?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pile burster

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

I always liked bellend.

That doesn’t come across well but it’s staying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanksplat

Fuckface

Knob Jockey

Cuntybollocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always liked bellend.

That doesn’t come across well but it’s staying

That’s probably my most used insult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Numbnuts says it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank spangle

Bungle cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock juggling thunder cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use Twat features a lot. Worryingly, so do the kids.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"I always liked bellend.

That doesn’t come across well but it’s staying

That’s probably my most used insult."

Same here. Mostly when driving

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Twatwaffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bernard or rupert

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Twonk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Piss wizard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always liked bellend.

That doesn’t come across well but it’s staying

That’s probably my most used insult."

What? I use bell end as a term of endearment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always liked bellend.

That doesn’t come across well but it’s staying

That’s probably my most used insult.

What? I use bell end as a term of endearment

I use cunt in the same way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pillock .. not really a swear word. Meaning stupid person.

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Window licking spunk muncher!!!

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Favourites for today have been Twunt and fuckwit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a load of codswallop, poppycock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twunt (twat/cunt)

Thrush (irritating cunt)

2 of my favourites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mitch - man bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse Biscuit

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By *couseinsaintsMan
over a year ago

St Helens

You’re a fucking jizz bubble is a personal fave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s your favourite curse word?

(Hope someone gets this one)

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By *lectrumMan
over a year ago

south shields

You swine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock/Cuntwomble

I do use cockwomble a fair bit

This

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Shouldabeenablowjob"

You’ve met my brother in law then?

J x

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

Blood clot.... alot of Jamaicans say it, its not a nice thing to say to someone but it feels so good to call them it, especially when your vex then you say it with more power and when your saying it to your kid, then you say "you little blood colt you" did i just confess that out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nob jockey

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By *iltomMan
over a year ago

swansea

When talking about someone irritating I refer to them as “Cunty Mac Fuck”

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Shagnasty.

Dickw**d.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck whit

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Arsebarns.

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