FabSwingers.com forum: Secret Service April

By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

I will not post any horrible messages and any messages asking “who said it” will be deleted. Your secrets are safe with me as always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen very carefully. I will say this only once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mwahahahaha

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Mwahahahaha

Oh god help me

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Happy to play for a bit

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Yessssss Nora!!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Woooo hooooo!!

I'm so in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I want to spread Rex’s cheeks and blow raspberries on his bum

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

We are in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not been in one for a while. In

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Aww, some nice reading...I'm going to make a cuppa for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve literally let out all my secrets

J xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to spread Rex’s cheeks and blow raspberries on his bum

This is Wonko isn’t it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll play! - L xx

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

In please…

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell DX2019 that I’d love to run my fingers along the Cornish pasty like seem on his ballbag and watch his knob grow please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to spread Rex’s cheeks and blow raspberries on his bum

This is Wonko isn’t it

Definitely not

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give it a go, the people whose hotlists I'm on must be shy. That must be what it is right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not feeling the love at the moment, but I'll play

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell CambsCouple_xo that even though I haven't read their bio and my messages are boring, I still think I'd be a good fit

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

mr_fahrenheit I don’t think you realise how handsome and lovely you are.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

I'll be in on this one please

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Can you tell DX2019 that I’d love to run my fingers along the Cornish pasty like seem on his ballbag and watch his knob grow please

First time I've been compared to a pasty hahaha

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Hey. Mind letting Jasmine know that I would love to come down south, in more ways than one, and create many more secrets with her

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Could you tell cook my sock that I’d like to moisturise his beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"mr_fahrenheit I don’t think you realise how handsome and lovely you are."

Oh Jesus! Mum, is that you?

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell Mr Fahrenheit that I think he is absolutely lovely and he has always been on my hotlist. But I'm shy

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Innnnnnnnnn please wifey

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"mr_fahrenheit I don’t think you realise how handsome and lovely you are.

Oh Jesus! Mum, is that you?

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell Dancer that I'd love her body in front of me now like in her latest pic. Maybe tied to a wooden beam or table. I'm sure my hands and tongue could spend ages exploring her, before moving onto other things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you tell cook my sock that I’d like to moisturise his beard

Oil of you-lay?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

May I play please Nora

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"May I play please Nora

No sorry we’re full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh may I be in please?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"May I play please Nora

No sorry we’re full

Just ch*ked on my coffee laughing... people will think you meant that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey. Mind letting Jasmine know that I would love to come down south, in more ways than one, and create many more secrets with her"

Come on down

J xx

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"May I play please Nora

No sorry we’re full

Just ch*ked on my coffee laughing... people will think you meant that

. Like I ever mean anything

Everyone’s welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm playing

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Can you tell Dancer that I'd love her body in front of me now like in her latest pic. Maybe tied to a wooden beam or table. I'm sure my hands and tongue could spend ages exploring her, before moving onto other things"

Promises, promises you…I’ve been waiting a long time for this beam scenario

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

"Could you tell cook my sock that I’d like to moisturise his beard

Oil of you-lay?"

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

Well well well…

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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Wtf did I just remove? Fucking sausage roll fingers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell Mr Fahrenheit that I think he is absolutely lovely and he has always been on my hotlist. But I'm shy

Oh oh, that's me, that's me!

I will more than graciously accept a cheeky little wink

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Russle Sprout let's be friends

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please tell Rex that I long for the day he flings his cocktail sausage into my gaping hole.

#notaeuphemism

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Lexi... you're alright you are

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you ask Lexi if that’s a bit of ducks butter on her biffins bridge or is she pleased to see me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in ...while I wait for my McDonald's lol

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

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Wtf did I just remove? Fucking sausage roll fingers!"

Looool oh dear Nora..

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell AMC to put his face in Lexis box

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm floating around. Last month's was life changing for me

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Can you ask Lexi if that’s a bit of ducks butter on her biffins bridge or is she pleased to see me

Can someone translate. I don’t get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in if anyone has anything to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’ll give this a spin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Russle Sprout let's be friends"

I can’t send a request if I don’t know who you are

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Could you tell Hovis that I’d happily kneel before him and him feed me his glorious cock!

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Count me in

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Lexi... you're alright you are

Am I? Yes yes I am

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

In please Nora

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

A message for The Donis

Please can I wrap my legs around your waist while you do some squats or thrusting?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I might be in, can you feel it

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Tell that Saffron bird that Rex has been practising his best "no it doesn't hurt" look ready for their date.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Hi Nora, would you be so kind to ask Leggy blonde and dancer if I could perform a Bosnian see-saw on them please. Thank you.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Hi Nora, would you be so kind to ask Leggy blonde and dancer if I could perform a Bosnian see-saw on them please. Thank you."

Disclaimer. I don’t know what this is! So just in case I need to apologise in advance here it is.

N x

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

I’m

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Tell that Saffron bird that Rex has been practising his best "no it doesn't hurt" look ready for their date."

Best had.. wuss

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Piscean dream, time to give in and take the cuffs like a man

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please tell Rex to admit he has a tiny weeny cock and has catfished the whole of fab!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Would you kindly let Jasmine know that I rather fancy the pants off her, and I’m checking out travel possibilities to Truro.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Piscean dream, time to give in and take the cuffs like a man

Not a chance, they don't go on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message for The Donis

Please can I wrap my legs around your waist while you do some squats or thrusting?

DMs open for thrusting availability

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess I’m in

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

"Can you tell AMC to put his face in Lexis box

If this is referring to Lexi’s inbox her age boundaries have screwed me over again

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Hi Nora, would you be so kind to ask Leggy blonde and dancer if I could perform a Bosnian see-saw on them please. Thank you.

Disclaimer. I don’t know what this is! So just in case I need to apologise in advance here it is.

N x"

I googled

Think I might add it to the bucket list

Happy for Dancer to be at the other end. Who's in the middle??

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Can you tell AMC to put his face in Lexis box

If this is referring to Lexi’s inbox her age boundaries have screwed me over again

Bugger

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Can you tell AMC to put his face in Lexis box

If this is referring to Lexi’s inbox her age boundaries have screwed me over again

Feel free to send it to me and I can forward it

N x

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I’m in but only while I’m waiting for dinner to finish cooking

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can you tell AMC to put his face in Lexis box

If this is referring to Lexi’s inbox her age boundaries have screwed me over again

Bugger

Wank him Lexi... that'll open your box!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell Posh I’d love to give her a French microphone please

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Can you tell AMC to put his face in Lexis box

If this is referring to Lexi’s inbox her age boundaries have screwed me over again

Bugger

Wank him Lexi... that'll open your box!"

What???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell that Saffron bird that Rex has been practising his best "no it doesn't hurt" look ready for their date.

Best had.. wuss

Only if I do yours first

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can you tell AMC to put his face in Lexis box

If this is referring to Lexi’s inbox her age boundaries have screwed me over again

Bugger

Wank him Lexi... that'll open your box!

What???

Oh bollocks. Damn auto carrot.

Wink. I meant wink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please tell Rex to admit he has a tiny weeny cock and has catfished the whole of fab!"

Jesus

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Can you tell AMC to put his face in Lexis box

If this is referring to Lexi’s inbox her age boundaries have screwed me over again

Bugger

Wank him Lexi... that'll open your box!

What???

Oh bollocks. Damn auto carrot.

Wink. I meant wink

I thought there was a new wank button!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could you tell Hovis that I’d happily kneel before him and him feed me his glorious cock!"
oh wow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK I'm in for a bit

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Hi Nora, would you be so kind to ask Leggy blonde and dancer if I could perform a Bosnian see-saw on them please. Thank you.

Disclaimer. I don’t know what this is! So just in case I need to apologise in advance here it is.

N x

I googled

Think I might add it to the bucket list

Happy for Dancer to be at the other end. Who's in the middle??"

I googled it also and I’m certainly game!

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I’m in please nora you good egg you!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Wanked…… I mean winked

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can you tell Posh I’d love to give her a French microphone please

I'm not a sleeping man Mr Holes

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Hi Nora, would you be so kind to ask Leggy blonde and dancer if I could perform a Bosnian see-saw on them please. Thank you.

Disclaimer. I don’t know what this is! So just in case I need to apologise in advance here it is.

N x

I googled

Think I might add it to the bucket list

Happy for Dancer to be at the other end. Who's in the middle??

I googled it also and I’m certainly game! "

Yeah it’s not too bad is it!

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

"Can you tell AMC to put his face in Lexis box

If this is referring to Lexi’s inbox her age boundaries have screwed me over again

Bugger

Wank him Lexi... that'll open your box!

What???

Oh bollocks. Damn auto carrot.

Wink. I meant wink

I thought there was a new wank button!

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood

ok you can count me in

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Can you tell AMC to put his face in Lexis box

If this is referring to Lexi’s inbox her age boundaries have screwed me over again

Bugger

Wank him Lexi... that'll open your box!

What???

Oh bollocks. Damn auto carrot.

Wink. I meant wink

I thought there was a new wank button!

I need that button....

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By *egvisir71Man
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh, yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow. This filled up quick.

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I love a bit if secret service xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had enough

Out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Nora, would you be so kind to ask Leggy blonde and dancer if I could perform a Bosnian see-saw on them please. Thank you.

Disclaimer. I don’t know what this is! So just in case I need to apologise in advance here it is.

N x

I googled

Think I might add it to the bucket list

Happy for Dancer to be at the other end. Who's in the middle??

I googled it also and I’m certainly game!

Yeah it’s not too bad is it!"

Curiosity got the better of me

That does look like fun

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Woody B... cream me

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Hi Nora, would you be so kind to ask Leggy blonde and dancer if I could perform a Bosnian see-saw on them please. Thank you.

Disclaimer. I don’t know what this is! So just in case I need to apologise in advance here it is.

N x

I googled

Think I might add it to the bucket list

Happy for Dancer to be at the other end. Who's in the middle??

I googled it also and I’m certainly game!

Yeah it’s not too bad is it!"

Think we should swop the person in the middle on occasion, so we all give and received

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Ooh, yes please "

You don't have to ask me twice

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Could you tel DX2019 that I want him to use that belt on me

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Woody B - can he squirt his cream in my mouth please? X

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Wanked…… I mean winked

You can wink when you wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its on later il pop in

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on then

Tg x

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Any for an old forumite

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you ask hippychick if she’d like a Norwegian Torchblower please

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Hi

Could you tel DX2019 that I want him to use that belt on me

Could be arranged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi Nora, would you be so kind to ask Leggy blonde and dancer if I could perform a Bosnian see-saw on them please. Thank you.

Disclaimer. I don’t know what this is! So just in case I need to apologise in advance here it is.

N x

I googled

Think I might add it to the bucket list

Happy for Dancer to be at the other end. Who's in the middle??

I googled it also and I’m certainly game!

Yeah it’s not too bad is it!

Think we should swop the person in the middle on occasion, so we all give and received

Annnnnnd I’m out

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Hi Nora, would you be so kind to ask Leggy blonde and dancer if I could perform a Bosnian see-saw on them please. Thank you.

Disclaimer. I don’t know what this is! So just in case I need to apologise in advance here it is.

N x

I googled

Think I might add it to the bucket list

Happy for Dancer to be at the other end. Who's in the middle??

I googled it also and I’m certainly game!

Yeah it’s not too bad is it!

Think we should swop the person in the middle on occasion, so we all give and received

Oh I knew I liked you

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Can you ask hippychick if she’d like a Norwegian Torchblower please

I love some of these names, but scared to Google some of them. Fell for that before

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By *heStockingsmanMan
over a year ago

marske

Definitely in fingers crossed for a message

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Hi Nora, would you be so kind to ask Leggy blonde and dancer if I could perform a Bosnian see-saw on them please. Thank you.

Disclaimer. I don’t know what this is! So just in case I need to apologise in advance here it is.

N x

I googled

Think I might add it to the bucket list

Happy for Dancer to be at the other end. Who's in the middle??

I googled it also and I’m certainly game!

Yeah it’s not too bad is it!

Think we should swop the person in the middle on occasion, so we all give and received

Oh I knew I liked you

Dancer, he ain't game anymore

Oh well, we can entertain ourselves

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Hi Nora, would you be so kind to ask Leggy blonde and dancer if I could perform a Bosnian see-saw on them please. Thank you.

Disclaimer. I don’t know what this is! So just in case I need to apologise in advance here it is.

N x

I googled

Think I might add it to the bucket list

Happy for Dancer to be at the other end. Who's in the middle??

I googled it also and I’m certainly game!

Yeah it’s not too bad is it!

Think we should swop the person in the middle on occasion, so we all give and received

Annnnnnd I’m out

Dead

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

This is for Lorraine999.

Does a good snog get you feeling like all sexy? If so fancy a snog?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Can you tell AMC to put his face in Lexis box

If this is referring to Lexi’s inbox her age boundaries have screwed me over again

Bugger

Wank him Lexi... that'll open your box!

What???

Oh bollocks. Damn auto carrot.

Wink. I meant wink

I thought there was a new wank button!

I need that button...."

It’s called a clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Woody B - can he squirt his cream in my mouth please? X

Haha. There’s a theme isn’t there.

Please tell me who is teasing me

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric bikes

In with hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late in let’s see

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Woody B - can he squirt his cream in my mouth please? X

Haha. There’s a theme isn’t there.

Please tell me who is teasing me

Never

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Wanked…… I mean winked

You can wink when you wank "

Probably.

I’ll try it…….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you ask hippychick if she’d like a Norwegian Torchblower please

Rex-report to my office to explain yourself immediately!

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you ask saff if I can use my cock as a toothbrush on her til she’s gargling my minty cream please

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

please tell not so PSV that whilst she may be so in this topic., I’d dearly love to be so in her xx

Many thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you ask hippychick if she’d like a Norwegian Torchblower please

Rex-report to my office to explain yourself immediately!"

What? It wasn’t me

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Wanked…… I mean winked

You can wink when you wank

Probably.

I’ll try it…….

You may need to film it just in case you miss it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can you ask hippychick if she’d like a Norwegian Torchblower please

Rex-report to my office to explain yourself immediately!"

I googled. I'm now dying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you ask hippychick if she’d like a Norwegian Torchblower please

Rex-report to my office to explain yourself immediately!

What? It wasn’t me

Yeah yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you ask hippychick if she’d like a Norwegian Torchblower please

Rex-report to my office to explain yourself immediately!

I googled. I'm now dying

Me too, and same, and definitely has Rex all over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Jasmine, do you taste as good as you smell?

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Can you ask hippychick if she’d like a Norwegian Torchblower please

Rex-report to my office to explain yourself immediately!

I googled. I'm now dying

Can he take the hot wax??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jasmine, do you taste as good as you smell?

Intriguing….Jx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey all, Hope you are having a Fab Easter.

I am in btw.

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message for Hippy - next time you meet me don’t pinch my bum - let’s get naked and wiggle together xx

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

my sexy friend wishes to infirm cheeky that he would love to do cheeky things to her and vice versa

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"please tell not so PSV that whilst she may be so in this topic., I’d dearly love to be so in her xx

Many thanks"

Me? I'm absolutely not a PSV... despite what some may say

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell dreamyboo that she has a lovely little bum that I'd be delighted to spank for her

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over a year ago

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

LongLeggedBkonde. I wish you did live next door

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Please can you tell Woody B I don't like cheap squirty cream, can I have extra thick double instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you ask hippychick if she’d like a Norwegian Torchblower please

Rex-report to my office to explain yourself immediately!

I googled. I'm now dying

Can he take the hot wax??

Shall we tie him down and find out

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you ask DreamyBoo if i can check out her ink please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my sexy friend wishes to infirm cheeky that he would love to do cheeky things to her and vice versa "

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Can you ask hippychick if she’d like a Norwegian Torchblower please

Rex-report to my office to explain yourself immediately!

I googled. I'm now dying

Can he take the hot wax??

Shall we tie him down and find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has moved quick

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Hey OP I’d love you to send a message to Dreamyboo telling her I’ve always dreamt of performing a Massachusetts Slurpee on her please. Cheers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This has moved quick

"
did indeed ...soon be part 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my sexy friend wishes to infirm cheeky that he would love to do cheeky things to her and vice versa

It was you wasn’t it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you tell dreamyboo that she has a lovely little bum that I'd be delighted to spank for her

Little?

Now I know you're taking the piss, it's huge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey OP I’d love you to send a message to Dreamyboo telling her I’ve always dreamt of performing a Massachusetts Slurpee on her please. Cheers."

Absolute Dirtbag..... keep your straw to yourself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please can you tell Woody B I don't like cheap squirty cream, can I have extra thick double instead

I always bring out the best for guests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you ask DreamyBoo if i can check out her ink please x

Is it the two "W" on my bum cheeks you want to see?

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By *heStockingsmanMan
over a year ago

marske

Can you ask DreamyBoo if i can check out her ink please x

Is it the two "W" on my bum cheeks you want to see? "

Maybe

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

"Can you tell AMC to put his face in Lexis box

If this is referring to Lexi’s inbox her age boundaries have screwed me over again

Bugger

Wank him Lexi... that'll open your box!

What???

Oh bollocks. Damn auto carrot.

Wink. I meant wink

I thought there was a new wank button!

I still can’t but I can wink you back

So you’ll have to put your face in my box

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Posh. We should be friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay now il play

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Posh. We should be friends"

I like friends.

My friends pics are shite though

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Tell Hippychick that her barn doors are flapping again, she needs something to wedge in them

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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Yes, I like these

...I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell Hippychick that her barn doors are flapping again, she needs something to wedge in them

Best offer I’ve had all day

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Mekell, dance for the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posh. We should be friends

I like friends.

My friends pics are shite though

Sent

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By *ora the explorer OP Woman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I need to pop off for an hour or so. Back later (8ish) I’ll do a part 2. If you want to keep sending them I’ll post them then.

Nora x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to pop off for an hour or so. Back later (8ish) I’ll do a part 2. If you want to keep sending them I’ll post them then.

Nora x"
I'm hoping I have some luck in part 2 but even if I dont thank you for doing these threads Nora x

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