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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok we seem to have sorted farting dogs (and best mates hehehehehe)

Next problem....how do I stop Macavity (ball-less ginger tom) eating my gorgeous bunch of roses I was given?

Ive tried shouting but he just rolls over and looks cute...also have tried the water pistol be he kinda likes that

I think he is jeleous no one sent him roses lol

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling

put orange peel next to your roses!!! cats hate the smell of orange peel!!

so iv been told! x

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

I AM JEALOUS - you got send roses!!!!

Hehehehehehehehe

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

My cat is trying to eat my gpig

Keeps sneaking in my room where i got Fat Fergal in a drawer onthe floor - little buggerer!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Put orange peel on fatty gpig

I didnt eat my orange tho....dont dooooo fruit

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling

"Put orange peel on fatty gpig

I didnt eat my orange tho....dont dooooo fruit

lol!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Put orange peel on fatty gpig

I didnt eat my orange tho....dont dooooo fruit

HAHAHAHAHA

Peel on a pig!!!!

Poor bugger - bet he wants to go home, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its bloody working...well it was Macavity hasnt been near the roses since, but it seems Tensing finds the peel quite tasty

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Its bloody working...well it was Macavity hasnt been near the roses since, but it seems Tensing finds the peel quite tasty

Cats are BONKERS!!!!

Hmmmmmmmmmm, tasty thorns on a stick OR

MMMMMMMMMMMM orange peel???

The choice is thiers, pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well you know my two are lol....Teni is now watching the fireworks and purring her head off

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Well you know my two are lol....Teni is now watching the fireworks and purring her head off

LOL

Bless her

Give her a sloppy kiss from Auntie D xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well you know my two are lol....Teni is now watching the fireworks and purring her head off

LOL

Bless her

Give her a sloppy kiss from Auntie D xxx"

She sends one back right at ya....I would duck tho babes she just rimmed Mac

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By *irtyduoCouple
over a year ago

nr stirling

pmsl!!!!!!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Well you know my two are lol....Teni is now watching the fireworks and purring her head off

LOL

Bless her

Give her a sloppy kiss from Auntie D xxx

She sends one back right at ya....I would duck tho babes she just rimmed Mac

PMSL!!!

Lucky Mac!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat is trying to eat my gpig

Keeps sneaking in my room where i got Fat Fergal in a drawer onthe floor - little buggerer!!"

No contest!

Pack the cat off to the animal shelter, guinea pigs are ace!!!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fatty gpig is the size of a buffalo!!! you should see him LOL

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"My cat is trying to eat my gpig

Keeps sneaking in my room where i got Fat Fergal in a drawer onthe floor - little buggerer!!

No contest!

Pack the cat off to the animal shelter, guinea pigs are ace!!!

XXXX"

Yep - i would but the cat belongs to the housemate!!!

LOL

Should chuck him outside while the fireworks going off so that he runs away, lol

I loves my piggy i does (L)

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Fatty gpig is the size of a buffalo!!! you should see him LOL"

Fatty pig gives FATTY cuddles tho

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

I love cats, and guinea pigs, especially on toast!!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Taste like chicken!!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

I kknew a vet onve who was walking home pissed, saw a dead cat in the road, so he picked it up, walked into the chinese and threw it on the counter shouting "oi mate - i got another one for ya"

And there was loads of people sitting there waiting for their takeaway too!!!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat is trying to eat my gpig

Keeps sneaking in my room where i got Fat Fergal in a drawer onthe floor - little buggerer!!

No contest!

Pack the cat off to the animal shelter, guinea pigs are ace!!!

XXXX

Yep - i would but the cat belongs to the housemate!!!

LOL

Should chuck him outside while the fireworks going off so that he runs away, lol

I loves my piggy i does (L)"

Oh well.........That settles it!!!

I was trying to be sensitive before but as its your housemates cat, sack with cat and brick in it and down to the river you go!!!

XXXX

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

I loves my piggy i does (L)

Oh well.........That settles it!!!

I was trying to be sensitive before but as its your housemates cat, sack with cat and brick in it and down to the river you go!!!

XXXX"

Canal do????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Noooooooo Im going to send Neddy some arm bands

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Noooooooo Im going to send Neddy some arm bands

Buts HES GINGER!!!!

LOL

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loves my piggy i does (L)

Oh well.........That settles it!!!

I was trying to be sensitive before but as its your housemates cat, sack with cat and brick in it and down to the river you go!!!

XXXX

Canal do????

Was gonna suggest that first but didn't know what was nearest!

XXXX

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

I loves my piggy i does (L)

Oh well.........That settles it!!!

I was trying to be sensitive before but as its your housemates cat, sack with cat and brick in it and down to the river you go!!!

XXXX

Canal do????

Was gonna suggest that first but didn't know what was nearest!

XXXX"

Toilet closest!!!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loves my piggy i does (L)

Oh well.........That settles it!!!

I was trying to be sensitive before but as its your housemates cat, sack with cat and brick in it and down to the river you go!!!

XXXX

Canal do????

Was gonna suggest that first but didn't know what was nearest!

XXXX

Toilet closest!!!

LOL"

Well best make sure you flush it 9 times.............you know what they say!

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I loves my piggy i does (L)

Oh well.........That settles it!!!

I was trying to be sensitive before but as its your housemates cat, sack with cat and brick in it and down to the river you go!!!

XXXX

Canal do????

Was gonna suggest that first but didn't know what was nearest!

XXXX

Toilet closest!!!

LOL

Well best make sure you flush it 9 times.............you know what they say!

XXXX"

LMAO

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Will make the toilet nice and clean too - you know how they like to imitate a bog brush when they are not happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats hate citronella .

get some oil and dab it round anything you dont want them to go by

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok we seem to have sorted farting dogs (and best mates hehehehehe)

Next problem....how do I stop Macavity (ball-less ginger tom) eating my gorgeous bunch of roses I was given?

Ive tried shouting but he just rolls over and looks cute...also have tried the water pistol be he kinda likes that

I think he is jeleous no one sent him roses lol"

Lead !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok we seem to have sorted farting dogs (and best mates hehehehehe)

Next problem....how do I stop Macavity (ball-less ginger tom) eating my gorgeous bunch of roses I was given?

Ive tried shouting but he just rolls over and looks cute...also have tried the water pistol be he kinda likes that

I think he is jeleous no one sent him roses lol

Lead !

collar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get a zip lemon.

put it around the roses. or spray the cat with it.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Cats hate citronella .

get some oil and dab it round anything you dont want them to go by

Debz & Fatty both jump in a bath of Citronella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cats hate citronella .

get some oil and dab it round anything you dont want them to go by

Debz & Fatty both jump in a bath of Citronella

Debz N fatty ( me )in a bath , how did U know what I asked Santa for???

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Cats hate citronella .

get some oil and dab it round anything you dont want them to go by

Debz & Fatty both jump in a bath of Citronella

Debz N fatty ( me )in a bath , how did U know what I asked Santa for???

Did you ask for a very big bath hunnny????

xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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