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"It's easy to disarm a jellyfish if you know how anyway "Best to just avoid these ones. They're blue. Don't go near blue tendrils | |||
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"Portuguese Man O’ War aren’t actually jellyfish " Are they a Portugese soldier? | |||
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"I blame Brexit" Indeed. Bloody immigrant sea creatures, invading our shores! We should deport them to a random African nation, forthwith  | |||
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"I blame Brexit Indeed. Bloody immigrant sea creatures, invading our shores! We should deport them to a random African nation, forthwith "
Only if we can send that shaved ape Boris with them | |||
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"Remember, if you do get stung then get someone to piss on the sting or get a lady to squirt on it "Piss is an old wives tale for the sting | |||
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"Portuguese Man O’ War aren’t actually jellyfish Are they a Portugese soldier?" I see what you did there
They are in fact a colony of organisms called a Siphonophore | |||
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"Remember, if you do get stung then get someone to piss on the sting or get a lady to squirt on it
Piss is an old wives tale for the sting"OK, a squirt from an old wife then | |||
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"How many of these buggers are washed up on our beaches.. tens, hundreds of thousands ?" Probably. They only hurt. They don't do damage. It's really not scary. You'll be ok. There there. | |||
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"Remember, if you do get stung then get someone to piss on the sting or get a lady to squirt on it
Piss is an old wives tale for the sting"Rex can piss on me to find out for sure. We're experimenting today. | |||
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"Remember, if you do get stung then get someone to piss on the sting or get a lady to squirt on it
Piss is an old wives tale for the sting
Rex can piss on me to find out for sure. We're experimenting today." | |||
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"Remember, if you do get stung then get someone to piss on the sting or get a lady to squirt on it "I can't believe that in THREE hours no-one has said squirting isn't piss. I despair  | |||
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"Why call them Jellyfish, they dont sound scary? Should be called Deathfish. " And when they return ... will it be deathfish 2 - Bronson's revenge? | |||
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"It's the initial vanguard for invasion of our nation's waters by sharks and salt water crocodiles Wake up peoples!!" With kangaroos riding them. With friggin' lasers | |||
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"The coastguard should be patrolling and shooting these buggers on sight.. " Yeah. Because the coastguard don't have enough to do.  | |||
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"How many of these buggers are washed up on our beaches.. tens, hundreds of thousands ? Probably. They only hurt. They don't do damage. It's really not scary. You'll be ok. There there." Not like Aussie critters hey .. Everything there can kill you with one stare  | |||
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"How many of these buggers are washed up on our beaches.. tens, hundreds of thousands ? Probably. They only hurt. They don't do damage. It's really not scary. You'll be ok. There there. Not like Aussie critters hey .. Everything there can kill you with one stare "At least they're not sending random porn out though | |||
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"How many of these buggers are washed up on our beaches.. tens, hundreds of thousands ? Probably. They only hurt. They don't do damage. It's really not scary. You'll be ok. There there. Not like Aussie critters hey .. Everything there can kill you with one stare "We get them in Australia
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"Send em to Rwanda. I didn't vote leave for the Portuguese to rock up here and steal the jobs of british men of war"
Brexit means Brexit! | |||
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"How many of these buggers are washed up on our beaches.. tens, hundreds of thousands ? Probably. They only hurt. They don't do damage. It's really not scary. You'll be ok. There there. Not like Aussie critters hey .. Everything there can kill you with one stare
At least they're not sending random porn out though "Ffs | |||
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"How many of these buggers are washed up on our beaches.. tens, hundreds of thousands ? Probably. They only hurt. They don't do damage. It's really not scary. You'll be ok. There there. Not like Aussie critters hey .. Everything there can kill you with one stare
We get them in Australia
We call them bluebottles in Australia. Which confused me when I moved here "Huh that confuses me too | |||
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"How many of these buggers are washed up on our beaches.. tens, hundreds of thousands ? Probably. They only hurt. They don't do damage. It's really not scary. You'll be ok. There there. Not like Aussie critters hey .. Everything there can kill you with one stare
At least they're not sending random porn out though
Ffs "All it takes is one second... and pornado | |||
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"How many of these buggers are washed up on our beaches.. tens, hundreds of thousands ? Probably. They only hurt. They don't do damage. It's really not scary. You'll be ok. There there. Not like Aussie critters hey .. Everything there can kill you with one stare
At least they're not sending random porn out though
Ffs
All it takes is one second... and pornado"Porn-tugese men o' war | |||
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"How many of these buggers are washed up on our beaches.. tens, hundreds of thousands ? Probably. They only hurt. They don't do damage. It's really not scary. You'll be ok. There there. Not like Aussie critters hey .. Everything there can kill you with one stare
At least they're not sending random porn out though
Ffs
All it takes is one second... and pornado
Porn-tugese men o' war"I've missed this, Monkey. | |||
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"How many of these buggers are washed up on our beaches.. tens, hundreds of thousands ? Probably. They only hurt. They don't do damage. It's really not scary. You'll be ok. There there. Not like Aussie critters hey .. Everything there can kill you with one stare
At least they're not sending random porn out though
Ffs
All it takes is one second... and pornado
Porn-tugese men o' war
I've missed this, Monkey.
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"How many of these buggers are washed up on our beaches.. tens, hundreds of thousands ? Probably. They only hurt. They don't do damage. It's really not scary. You'll be ok. There there. Not like Aussie critters hey .. Everything there can kill you with one stare
At least they're not sending random porn out though
Ffs
All it takes is one second... and pornado
Porn-tugese men o' war
I've missed this, Monkey.
A monkey never forgets"I've no doubt Grumpy is secretly glad...  | |||
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"I blame Brexit Indeed. Bloody immigrant sea creatures, invading our shores! We should deport them to a random African nation, forthwith "Ugly Patel no doubt has that covered xx | |||
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"Send em to Rwanda. I didn't vote leave for the Portuguese to rock up here and steal the jobs of british men of war
Brexit means Brexit!"Exactly! Build a wall around our shores, that'll stop 'em | |||
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"Send em to Rwanda. I didn't vote leave for the Portuguese to rock up here and steal the jobs of british men of war
Brexit means Brexit!
Exactly! Build a wall around our shores, that'll stop 'em "And make the Mexi... Portuguese pay for it! | |||
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"Portuguese Man O’ War aren’t actually jellyfish Are they a Portugese soldier?" A man'o'war is a large ocean going warship from the age of sail | |||
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"Portuguese Man O’ War aren’t actually jellyfish Are they a Portugese soldier? A man'o'war is a large ocean going warship from the age of sail" Maybe the coastguard shooting them might make sense, then. | |||
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"Portuguese Man O’ War aren’t actually jellyfish Are they a Portugese soldier? A man'o'war is a large ocean going warship from the age of sail Maybe the coastguard shooting them might make sense, then." Turn 'em around in the sea, send 'em back *shakes fist* | |||
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"Portuguese Man O’ War aren’t actually jellyfish Are they a Portugese soldier? A man'o'war is a large ocean going warship from the age of sail Maybe the coastguard shooting them might make sense, then. Turn 'em around in the sea, send 'em back *shakes fist*" No mercy | |||
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"Portuguese Man O’ War aren’t actually jellyfish Are they a Portugese soldier? A man'o'war is a large ocean going warship from the age of sail Maybe the coastguard shooting them might make sense, then." Maybe, who can say lol | |||
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"How many of these buggers are washed up on our beaches.. tens, hundreds of thousands ? Probably. They only hurt. They don't do damage. It's really not scary. You'll be ok. There there. Not like Aussie critters hey .. Everything there can kill you with one stare
At least they're not sending random porn out though
Ffs
All it takes is one second... and pornado
Porn-tugese men o' war
I've missed this, Monkey.
A monkey never forgets
I've no doubt Grumpy is secretly glad... "Ecstatic obvs  | |||
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"You should see the jellyfish in my shower tray." That's not jellyfish | |||
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"You should see the jellyfish in my shower tray. That's not jellyfish "What is it then? | |||
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"Portuguese Man of War jellyfish have swum onto English and Welsh beaches. They are one of the most poisonous jellyfish. Swimmers and dog walkers beware.. Do not touch these creatures.." Send 'em to Rwanda | |||
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"Portuguese Man of War jellyfish have swum onto English and Welsh beaches. They are one of the most poisonous jellyfish. Swimmers and dog walkers beware.. Do not touch these creatures.." Send 'em to Rwanda | |||
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"You should see the jellyfish in my shower tray. That's not jellyfish
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"Cape town deploys shark nets.. surely our coastal resorts can deploy some sort of floating defence to keep these buggers away from our shores... People on here poke fun but a small child may never recover from the poison from these poisonous buggers " Just piss on them. It usually works. | |||
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"Cape town deploys shark nets.. surely our coastal resorts can deploy some sort of floating defence to keep these buggers away from our shores... People on here poke fun but a small child may never recover from the poison from these poisonous buggers "
As someone who has been stung by these "buggers" innumerable times, including as a small child, you overestimate the harm they can do, and seem to underestimate the ability of British people to recover from a non poisonous sting.
Unless you're calling the British delicate little snowflakes? | |||
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"Cape town deploys shark nets.. surely our coastal resorts can deploy some sort of floating defence to keep these buggers away from our shores... People on here poke fun but a small child may never recover from the poison from these poisonous buggers
As someone who has been stung by these "buggers" innumerable times, including as a small child, you overestimate the harm they can do, and seem to underestimate the ability of British people to recover from a non poisonous sting.
Unless you're calling the British delicate little snowflakes?"A Portuguese Man O War can kill... It's one of nature's biggest killers and lets not trivialise it's danger... | |||
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"Cape town deploys shark nets.. surely our coastal resorts can deploy some sort of floating defence to keep these buggers away from our shores... People on here poke fun but a small child may never recover from the poison from these poisonous buggers " Alternatively people can stay out of the water on account of us being land dwelling mammals. Any time people go into the sea should be at their own risk. | |||
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"Cape town deploys shark nets.. surely our coastal resorts can deploy some sort of floating defence to keep these buggers away from our shores... People on here poke fun but a small child may never recover from the poison from these poisonous buggers
As someone who has been stung by these "buggers" innumerable times, including as a small child, you overestimate the harm they can do, and seem to underestimate the ability of British people to recover from a non poisonous sting.
Unless you're calling the British delicate little snowflakes?
A Portuguese Man O War can kill... It's one of nature's biggest killers and lets not trivialise it's danger..."Also, citation needed | |||
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"Cape town deploys shark nets.. surely our coastal resorts can deploy some sort of floating defence to keep these buggers away from our shores... People on here poke fun but a small child may never recover from the poison from these poisonous buggers Alternatively people can stay out of the water on account of us being land dwelling mammals. Any time people go into the sea should be at their own risk." Agreed Dr...Tom does not even roll up his trousers and paddle anymore...who knows what dangers lurk in the shallows | |||
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"Cape town deploys shark nets.. surely our coastal resorts can deploy some sort of floating defence to keep these buggers away from our shores... People on here poke fun but a small child may never recover from the poison from these poisonous buggers Alternatively people can stay out of the water on account of us being land dwelling mammals. Any time people go into the sea should be at their own risk. Agreed Dr...Tom does not even roll up his trousers and paddle anymore...who knows what dangers lurk in the shallows" It’s not the jellyfish you need to worry about Tom. It’s the used condoms and floating shit. | |||
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"Cape town deploys shark nets.. surely our coastal resorts can deploy some sort of floating defence to keep these buggers away from our shores... People on here poke fun but a small child may never recover from the poison from these poisonous buggers
As someone who has been stung by these "buggers" innumerable times, including as a small child, you overestimate the harm they can do, and seem to underestimate the ability of British people to recover from a non poisonous sting.
Unless you're calling the British delicate little snowflakes?
A Portuguese Man O War can kill... It's one of nature's biggest killers and lets not trivialise it's danger..."
Don't be such a scaredy cat. It's so cute the way the British overreact to wildlife | |||
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"Cape town deploys shark nets.. surely our coastal resorts can deploy some sort of floating defence to keep these buggers away from our shores... People on here poke fun but a small child may never recover from the poison from these poisonous buggers Alternatively people can stay out of the water on account of us being land dwelling mammals. Any time people go into the sea should be at their own risk." Tom is probably safer in the sea than on land according to his recent posts about crocodiles, alligators, bears, adders and best of all CATS! | |||
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"Cape town deploys shark nets.. surely our coastal resorts can deploy some sort of floating defence to keep these buggers away from our shores... People on here poke fun but a small child may never recover from the poison from these poisonous buggers
As someone who has been stung by these "buggers" innumerable times, including as a small child, you overestimate the harm they can do, and seem to underestimate the ability of British people to recover from a non poisonous sting.
Unless you're calling the British delicate little snowflakes?
A Portuguese Man O War can kill... It's one of nature's biggest killers and lets not trivialise it's danger...
Don't be such a scaredy cat. It's so cute the way the British overreact to wildlife"Hardly over reacting when these buggers are storming our beaches.. why are the coastguard and RNLI not tasering these buggers | |||
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"Cape town deploys shark nets.. surely our coastal resorts can deploy some sort of floating defence to keep these buggers away from our shores... People on here poke fun but a small child may never recover from the poison from these poisonous buggers
As someone who has been stung by these "buggers" innumerable times, including as a small child, you overestimate the harm they can do, and seem to underestimate the ability of British people to recover from a non poisonous sting.
Unless you're calling the British delicate little snowflakes?
A Portuguese Man O War can kill... It's one of nature's biggest killers and lets not trivialise it's danger...
Don't be such a scaredy cat. It's so cute the way the British overreact to wildlife
Hardly over reacting when these buggers are storming our beaches.. why are the coastguard and RNLI not tasering these buggers " storming our beaches!!
Why are they not tasering jellyfish!!
You fucking kill me Tom. | |||
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"Cape town deploys shark nets.. surely our coastal resorts can deploy some sort of floating defence to keep these buggers away from our shores... People on here poke fun but a small child may never recover from the poison from these poisonous buggers
As someone who has been stung by these "buggers" innumerable times, including as a small child, you overestimate the harm they can do, and seem to underestimate the ability of British people to recover from a non poisonous sting.
Unless you're calling the British delicate little snowflakes?
A Portuguese Man O War can kill... It's one of nature's biggest killers and lets not trivialise it's danger...
Don't be such a scaredy cat. It's so cute the way the British overreact to wildlife
Hardly over reacting when these buggers are storming our beaches.. why are the coastguard and RNLI not tasering these buggers "It’s not fucking Normandy Tom. | |||
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"Cape town deploys shark nets.. surely our coastal resorts can deploy some sort of floating defence to keep these buggers away from our shores... People on here poke fun but a small child may never recover from the poison from these poisonous buggers
As someone who has been stung by these "buggers" innumerable times, including as a small child, you overestimate the harm they can do, and seem to underestimate the ability of British people to recover from a non poisonous sting.
Unless you're calling the British delicate little snowflakes?
A Portuguese Man O War can kill... It's one of nature's biggest killers and lets not trivialise it's danger...
Don't be such a scaredy cat. It's so cute the way the British overreact to wildlife
Hardly over reacting when these buggers are storming our beaches.. why are the coastguard and RNLI not tasering these buggers "This sounds like the thin end of a very wibbly wobbly wedge Tom. Something needs to be done! | |||
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"Cape town deploys shark nets.. surely our coastal resorts can deploy some sort of floating defence to keep these buggers away from our shores... People on here poke fun but a small child may never recover from the poison from these poisonous buggers
As someone who has been stung by these "buggers" innumerable times, including as a small child, you overestimate the harm they can do, and seem to underestimate the ability of British people to recover from a non poisonous sting.
Unless you're calling the British delicate little snowflakes?
A Portuguese Man O War can kill... It's one of nature's biggest killers and lets not trivialise it's danger...
Don't be such a scaredy cat. It's so cute the way the British overreact to wildlife
Hardly over reacting when these buggers are storming our beaches.. why are the coastguard and RNLI not tasering these buggers "... It's a sting not nuclear warfare. Get some perspective | |||
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"Cape town deploys shark nets.. surely our coastal resorts can deploy some sort of floating defence to keep these buggers away from our shores... People on here poke fun but a small child may never recover from the poison from these poisonous buggers
As someone who has been stung by these "buggers" innumerable times, including as a small child, you overestimate the harm they can do, and seem to underestimate the ability of British people to recover from a non poisonous sting.
Unless you're calling the British delicate little snowflakes?
A Portuguese Man O War can kill... It's one of nature's biggest killers and lets not trivialise it's danger...
Don't be such a scaredy cat. It's so cute the way the British overreact to wildlife
Hardly over reacting when these buggers are storming our beaches.. why are the coastguard and RNLI not tasering these buggers
It’s not fucking Normandy Tom."It's a matter of time before some poor tourist or dog is killed and then wait for the uproar.. Why the authorities did not act sooner.. Wake Up People's... | |||
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"Cape town deploys shark nets.. surely our coastal resorts can deploy some sort of floating defence to keep these buggers away from our shores... People on here poke fun but a small child may never recover from the poison from these poisonous buggers
As someone who has been stung by these "buggers" innumerable times, including as a small child, you overestimate the harm they can do, and seem to underestimate the ability of British people to recover from a non poisonous sting.
Unless you're calling the British delicate little snowflakes?
A Portuguese Man O War can kill... It's one of nature's biggest killers and lets not trivialise it's danger...
Don't be such a scaredy cat. It's so cute the way the British overreact to wildlife
Hardly over reacting when these buggers are storming our beaches.. why are the coastguard and RNLI not tasering these buggers
It’s not fucking Normandy Tom.
It's a matter of time before some poor tourist or dog is killed and then wait for the uproar.. Why the authorities did not act sooner..
Wake Up People's..."Churchill wouldn’t have let this happen. | |||
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"Cape town deploys shark nets.. surely our coastal resorts can deploy some sort of floating defence to keep these buggers away from our shores... People on here poke fun but a small child may never recover from the poison from these poisonous buggers
As someone who has been stung by these "buggers" innumerable times, including as a small child, you overestimate the harm they can do, and seem to underestimate the ability of British people to recover from a non poisonous sting.
Unless you're calling the British delicate little snowflakes?
A Portuguese Man O War can kill... It's one of nature's biggest killers and lets not trivialise it's danger...
Don't be such a scaredy cat. It's so cute the way the British overreact to wildlife
Hardly over reacting when these buggers are storming our beaches.. why are the coastguard and RNLI not tasering these buggers
It’s not fucking Normandy Tom.
It's a matter of time before some poor tourist or dog is killed and then wait for the uproar.. Why the authorities did not act sooner..
Wake Up People's...
Churchill wouldn’t have let this happen."We need much more than Blitz Spirit to deal with stings! | |||
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"Cape town deploys shark nets.. surely our coastal resorts can deploy some sort of floating defence to keep these buggers away from our shores... People on here poke fun but a small child may never recover from the poison from these poisonous buggers
As someone who has been stung by these "buggers" innumerable times, including as a small child, you overestimate the harm they can do, and seem to underestimate the ability of British people to recover from a non poisonous sting.
Unless you're calling the British delicate little snowflakes?
A Portuguese Man O War can kill... It's one of nature's biggest killers and lets not trivialise it's danger...
Don't be such a scaredy cat. It's so cute the way the British overreact to wildlife
Hardly over reacting when these buggers are storming our beaches.. why are the coastguard and RNLI not tasering these buggers
It’s not fucking Normandy Tom.
It's a matter of time before some poor tourist or dog is killed and then wait for the uproar.. Why the authorities did not act sooner..
Wake Up People's...
Churchill wouldn’t have let this happen.
We need much more than Blitz Spirit to deal with stings! "We will need to convert underground stations in to bomb shelters, build anderson shelters in our gardens and issue gasmasks to everybody. Up with a few jellyfish we will not put lol | |||
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"Cape town deploys shark nets.. surely our coastal resorts can deploy some sort of floating defence to keep these buggers away from our shores... People on here poke fun but a small child may never recover from the poison from these poisonous buggers
As someone who has been stung by these "buggers" innumerable times, including as a small child, you overestimate the harm they can do, and seem to underestimate the ability of British people to recover from a non poisonous sting.
Unless you're calling the British delicate little snowflakes?
A Portuguese Man O War can kill... It's one of nature's biggest killers and lets not trivialise it's danger...
Don't be such a scaredy cat. It's so cute the way the British overreact to wildlife
Hardly over reacting when these buggers are storming our beaches.. why are the coastguard and RNLI not tasering these buggers
It’s not fucking Normandy Tom.
It's a matter of time before some poor tourist or dog is killed and then wait for the uproar.. Why the authorities did not act sooner..
Wake Up People's...
Churchill wouldn’t have let this happen.
We need much more than Blitz Spirit to deal with stings!
We will need to convert underground stations in to bomb shelters, build anderson shelters in our gardens and issue gasmasks to everybody. Up with a few jellyfish we will not put lol "But masks are a threat to democracy, emotional development, and life on earth. Up with masks we shall not put! It's only a jellyfish! | |||
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"Some are being deliberately obtuse.. All we need are boons around our beaches that will keep the buggers out and the coastguard should dispatch them quietly and without fuss outside the boons so locals and holidaymakers can enjoy the beach...these buggers float so easy to defend if we organise ourselves instead of poking fun " A couple of hand grenades should sort it. | |||
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"Some are being deliberately obtuse.. All we need are boons around our beaches that will keep the buggers out and the coastguard should dispatch them quietly and without fuss outside the boons so locals and holidaymakers can enjoy the beach...these buggers float so easy to defend if we organise ourselves instead of poking fun " So what you're saying is that the British need to be shielded, protected from this threat that will otherwise overwhelm them. A "threat" that Australian toddlers shrug off. Truly, the British are weak, in your view. Maybe they need to eat their greens so they grow up big and strong like Australian children? | |||
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"Some are being deliberately obtuse.. All we need are boons around our beaches that will keep the buggers out and the coastguard should dispatch them quietly and without fuss outside the boons so locals and holidaymakers can enjoy the beach...these buggers float so easy to defend if we organise ourselves instead of poking fun So what you're saying is that the British need to be shielded, protected from this threat that will otherwise overwhelm them. A "threat" that Australian toddlers shrug off. Truly, the British are weak, in your view. Maybe they need to eat their greens so they grow up big and strong like Australian children?" Nah, we just need to go back in time to convince our ancestors to become criminals and thus pass on this fortitude that Australians seem to have. But saying that, they would all be shipped off to australia anyway, damn it! | |||
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"Some are being deliberately obtuse.. All we need are boons around our beaches that will keep the buggers out and the coastguard should dispatch them quietly and without fuss outside the boons so locals and holidaymakers can enjoy the beach...these buggers float so easy to defend if we organise ourselves instead of poking fun " Oh and there are jellyfish in our waters with much more severe stings than man'o'wars, how do you think we should deal with them Tom? | |||
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"Some are being deliberately obtuse.. All we need are boons around our beaches that will keep the buggers out and the coastguard should dispatch them quietly and without fuss outside the boons so locals and holidaymakers can enjoy the beach...these buggers float so easy to defend if we organise ourselves instead of poking fun So what you're saying is that the British need to be shielded, protected from this threat that will otherwise overwhelm them. A "threat" that Australian toddlers shrug off. Truly, the British are weak, in your view. Maybe they need to eat their greens so they grow up big and strong like Australian children? Nah, we just need to go back in time to convince our ancestors to become criminals and thus pass on this fortitude that Australians seem to have. But saying that, they would all be shipped off to australia anyway, damn it!" Why do some people have so little faith in the fortitude of the British? It's just a sting. We mustn't coddle people so. Life happens. | |||
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"Some are being deliberately obtuse.. All we need are boons around our beaches that will keep the buggers out and the coastguard should dispatch them quietly and without fuss outside the boons so locals and holidaymakers can enjoy the beach...these buggers float so easy to defend if we organise ourselves instead of poking fun So what you're saying is that the British need to be shielded, protected from this threat that will otherwise overwhelm them. A "threat" that Australian toddlers shrug off. Truly, the British are weak, in your view. Maybe they need to eat their greens so they grow up big and strong like Australian children? Nah, we just need to go back in time to convince our ancestors to become criminals and thus pass on this fortitude that Australians seem to have. But saying that, they would all be shipped off to australia anyway, damn it! Why do some people have so little faith in the fortitude of the British? It's just a sting. We mustn't coddle people so. Life happens. " We were all just conceived with weak sperms | |||
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"I will never be visit Australia.. full of poisonous spiders and snakes and every meal is a bloody BBQ.. " Ok. Clearly given the catastrophic invasion of mildly inconvenient fauna, the British people need to be - according to your view - toughened up considerably. Far too soft. Scared of nothing. Maybe British strength has been exported. | |||
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"Some are being deliberately obtuse.. All we need are boons around our beaches that will keep the buggers out and the coastguard should dispatch them quietly and without fuss outside the boons so locals and holidaymakers can enjoy the beach...these buggers float so easy to defend if we organise ourselves instead of poking fun Oh and there are jellyfish in our waters with much more severe stings than man'o'wars, how do you think we should deal with them Tom?" Use your imagination Doctor Every beach should be e protected by shark nets and boons to keep the buggers out and regular patrols. | |||
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"Portuguese Man of War jellyfish have swum onto English and Welsh beaches. They are one of the most poisonous jellyfish. Swimmers and dog walkers beware.. Do not touch these creatures.." don't eat them then | |||
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"Tom can only raise awareness.. Some are oblivious to the dangers of the sea... " Fully aware, however it is their territory not ours, we are visitors so should be more respectful to the surroundings we choose to step into. Not destroy or move something because it may sting or bite us. | |||
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"Some are being deliberately obtuse.. All we need are boons around our beaches that will keep the buggers out and the coastguard should dispatch them quietly and without fuss outside the boons so locals and holidaymakers can enjoy the beach...these buggers float so easy to defend if we organise ourselves instead of poking fun Oh and there are jellyfish in our waters with much more severe stings than man'o'wars, how do you think we should deal with them Tom? Use your imagination Doctor Every beach should be e protected by shark nets and boons to keep the buggers out and regular patrols. " You know we live on an island right Tom? Do you know how much coastline we have? That kind of infrastructure would cost billions and quite frankly the government has other priorities than that. | |||
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"Tom can only raise awareness.. Some are oblivious to the dangers of the sea... Fully aware, however it is their territory not ours, we are visitors so should be more respectful to the surroundings we choose to step into. Not destroy or move something because it may sting or bite us. " And when these evil stinging buggers wash up on our beaches then they are in our territory and the coastguard should humanely shoot them. | |||
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"Some are being deliberately obtuse.. All we need are boons around our beaches that will keep the buggers out and the coastguard should dispatch them quietly and without fuss outside the boons so locals and holidaymakers can enjoy the beach...these buggers float so easy to defend if we organise ourselves instead of poking fun Oh and there are jellyfish in our waters with much more severe stings than man'o'wars, how do you think we should deal with them Tom? Use your imagination Doctor Every beach should be e protected by shark nets and boons to keep the buggers out and regular patrols. You know we live on an island right Tom? Do you know how much coastline we have? That kind of infrastructure would cost billions and quite frankly the government has other priorities than that." Maybe the Russians will fund it in exchange for more seats in the House of Lords | |||
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"Portuguese Man of War jellyfish have swum onto English and Welsh beaches. They are one of the most poisonous jellyfish. Swimmers and dog walkers beware.. Do not touch these creatures.." Blown not swam. Venomous not poisonous. Available for weddings, bar mitzvahs and your grammatical funeral. | |||
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"Tom can only raise awareness.. Some are oblivious to the dangers of the sea... Fully aware, however it is their territory not ours, we are visitors so should be more respectful to the surroundings we choose to step into. Not destroy or move something because it may sting or bite us. And when these evil stinging buggers wash up on our beaches then they are in our territory and the coastguard should humanely shoot them. " Caused by the tide / currents. They don’t need shooting but steering back to the water If you had your way any creature on this planet you don’t like would be extinct, showing how humans are the greatest predator and threat to it | |||
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"Some are being deliberately obtuse.. All we need are boons around our beaches that will keep the buggers out and the coastguard should dispatch them quietly and without fuss outside the boons so locals and holidaymakers can enjoy the beach...these buggers float so easy to defend if we organise ourselves instead of poking fun Oh and there are jellyfish in our waters with much more severe stings than man'o'wars, how do you think we should deal with them Tom? Use your imagination Doctor Every beach should be e protected by shark nets and boons to keep the buggers out and regular patrols. You know we live on an island right Tom? Do you know how much coastline we have? That kind of infrastructure would cost billions and quite frankly the government has other priorities than that. Maybe the Russians will fund it in exchange for more seats in the House of Lords" We can only ask them. I'm sure somebody here has a direct line to Boris, he'll sort it I'm sure | |||
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"Some are being deliberately obtuse.. All we need are boons around our beaches that will keep the buggers out and the coastguard should dispatch them quietly and without fuss outside the boons so locals and holidaymakers can enjoy the beach...these buggers float so easy to defend if we organise ourselves instead of poking fun Oh and there are jellyfish in our waters with much more severe stings than man'o'wars, how do you think we should deal with them Tom? Use your imagination Doctor Every beach should be e protected by shark nets and boons to keep the buggers out and regular patrols. You know we live on an island right Tom? Do you know how much coastline we have? That kind of infrastructure would cost billions and quite frankly the government has other priorities than that. Maybe the Russians will fund it in exchange for more seats in the House of Lords We can only ask them. I'm sure somebody here has a direct line to Boris, he'll sort it I'm sure "Probably best to go to our real head of state, rather than his lackey. Anyone speak Russian? | |||
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"Portuguese Man of War jellyfish have swum onto English and Welsh beaches. They are one of the most poisonous jellyfish. " BTW Portuguese Man Of War are not Jellyfish | |||
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"Portuguese Man of War jellyfish have swum onto English and Welsh beaches. They are one of the most poisonous jellyfish. BTW Portuguese Man Of War are not Jellyfish" Agreed, they are pokemon I believe | |||
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"Cape town deploys shark nets.. surely our coastal resorts can deploy some sort of floating defence to keep these buggers away from our shores... People on here poke fun but a small child may never recover from the poison from these poisonous buggers
As someone who has been stung by these "buggers" innumerable times, including as a small child, you overestimate the harm they can do, and seem to underestimate the ability of British people to recover from a non poisonous sting.
Unless you're calling the British delicate little snowflakes?
A Portuguese Man O War can kill... It's one of nature's biggest killers and lets not trivialise it's danger...
Don't be such a scaredy cat. It's so cute the way the British overreact to wildlife
Hardly over reacting when these buggers are storming our beaches.. why are the coastguard and RNLI not tasering these buggers
It’s not fucking Normandy Tom.
It's a matter of time before some poor tourist or dog is killed and then wait for the uproar.. Why the authorities did not act sooner..
Wake Up People's...
Churchill wouldn’t have let this happen."It's fuck all to do with me!!!! Winston | |||
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"Some are being deliberately obtuse.. All we need are boons around our beaches that will keep the buggers out and the coastguard should dispatch them quietly and without fuss outside the boons so locals and holidaymakers can enjoy the beach...these buggers float so easy to defend if we organise ourselves instead of poking fun Oh and there are jellyfish in our waters with much more severe stings than man'o'wars, how do you think we should deal with them Tom? Use your imagination Doctor Every beach should be e protected by shark nets and boons to keep the buggers out and regular patrols. You know we live on an island right Tom? Do you know how much coastline we have? That kind of infrastructure would cost billions and quite frankly the government has other priorities than that. Maybe the Russians will fund it in exchange for more seats in the House of Lords We can only ask them. I'm sure somebody here has a direct line to Boris, he'll sort it I'm sure
Probably best to go to our real head of state, rather than his lackey.
Anyone speak Russian?"Da | |||
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"Cape town deploys shark nets.. surely our coastal resorts can deploy some sort of floating defence to keep these buggers away from our shores... People on here poke fun but a small child may never recover from the poison from these poisonous buggers
As someone who has been stung by these "buggers" innumerable times, including as a small child, you overestimate the harm they can do, and seem to underestimate the ability of British people to recover from a non poisonous sting.
Unless you're calling the British delicate little snowflakes?
A Portuguese Man O War can kill... It's one of nature's biggest killers and lets not trivialise it's danger...
Don't be such a scaredy cat. It's so cute the way the British overreact to wildlife
Hardly over reacting when these buggers are storming our beaches.. why are the coastguard and RNLI not tasering these buggers
It’s not fucking Normandy Tom.
It's a matter of time before some poor tourist or dog is killed and then wait for the uproar.. Why the authorities did not act sooner..
Wake Up People's...
Churchill wouldn’t have let this happen.
It's fuck all to do with me!!!!
Winston" | |||
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"Cape town deploys shark nets.. surely our coastal resorts can deploy some sort of floating defence to keep these buggers away from our shores... People on here poke fun but a small child may never recover from the poison from these poisonous buggers
As someone who has been stung by these "buggers" innumerable times, including as a small child, you overestimate the harm they can do, and seem to underestimate the ability of British people to recover from a non poisonous sting.
Unless you're calling the British delicate little snowflakes?
A Portuguese Man O War can kill... It's one of nature's biggest killers and lets not trivialise it's danger...
Don't be such a scaredy cat. It's so cute the way the British overreact to wildlife
Hardly over reacting when these buggers are storming our beaches.. why are the coastguard and RNLI not tasering these buggers
It’s not fucking Normandy Tom.
It's a matter of time before some poor tourist or dog is killed and then wait for the uproar.. Why the authorities did not act sooner..
Wake Up People's...
Churchill wouldn’t have let this happen.
It's fuck all to do with me!!!!
Winston" | |||
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"Cape town deploys shark nets.. surely our coastal resorts can deploy some sort of floating defence to keep these buggers away from our shores... People on here poke fun but a small child may never recover from the poison from these poisonous buggers
As someone who has been stung by these "buggers" innumerable times, including as a small child, you overestimate the harm they can do, and seem to underestimate the ability of British people to recover from a non poisonous sting.
Unless you're calling the British delicate little snowflakes?
A Portuguese Man O War can kill... It's one of nature's biggest killers and lets not trivialise it's danger...
Don't be such a scaredy cat. It's so cute the way the British overreact to wildlife
Hardly over reacting when these buggers are storming our beaches.. why are the coastguard and RNLI not tasering these buggers
It’s not fucking Normandy Tom.
It's a matter of time before some poor tourist or dog is killed and then wait for the uproar.. Why the authorities did not act sooner..
Wake Up People's...
Churchill wouldn’t have let this happen.
It's fuck all to do with me!!!!
Winston"Oh, yes! | |||
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" It it looks like a donkey and bray's like a donkey then there is a good chance that it is a donkey ... Same with jellyfish .. Let me share a tip .. when you are in the sea and see a Portuguese man of war swimming towards you then it's not the time to argue over whether it's a jellyfish or a conger eel ... Just swim as fast as you can ... " I wonder what the ethics committee would say if you crossed a donkey and a Portuguese man o war. Would it be different than crossing a cow and an octopus, or a horse and a jellyfish? | |||
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