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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

If you had to sell you body like you would sell a car....

What would your advert say? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right off with parts for use xx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Scrap value only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrap value only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some wear and tear but scrubs up well.. a little tlc and money spent on cosmetics and she will treat you well and go all night...

.. not saying thats actually not applicable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 previous owner. Mostly motorway miles, free to a good home.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South

Vintage model, plenty of wear and tear, comes with a spare tyre. A smooth ride.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a bad runner but needs oil regularly

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By *agicM53XMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Second hand sports body...has some miles on it, but still looks and performs decent ...

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Free to good home

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Fairly new model, practically unused, only good for quick rides

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Few more miles on the clock. A bit rusty and needs a full service.

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Chigwell

A good ride that lols great with the top off on sunny days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newer models are less upkeep and maintenance and give more mpg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scrap value only"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

very high mileage And Been test drive a lot

but none the less still a exotic rare to find supercar

It’s been driven fast and hard by a lot but still well looked after and still in good condition

Grate runner

Free test drives are available before buying

If buying must alow freinds and random people to test drive ever now and then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Early 60s model run about, body work showing signs of wear and tear, chassis and suspension creaks a little in the morning, no modifications.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Antique but not that many miles on the clock x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't sell what nobody would pay for

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Knocking on a bit, but reasonably low mileage for its year. Built for comfort, not for speed. Been parked up and in need of a full service. Dipstick not been used since 2016.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needs some replacement parts and a full service. Potential to be a good runner.

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By *urvytreatWoman
over a year ago

somewhere nice

Reliable, comes with spare tyre and air bags fitted as standard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not much of a looker but boy is it a lot of fun! Keep it near the redline and hang on for dear life. Not for the faint hearted!

Honda Pc50.

£595 O.n.o.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Old but well, looked after & regularly serviced. High mileage , but all quality motorway miles

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By *imkev76Couple
over a year ago

GOSPORT

Vintage model but engine still runs

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By *elight 99Woman
over a year ago

richmond

Curvy reliable one carful owner

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By *orthseatiger69Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire /North lanarshire

Built for comfort - Not speed

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Failed MOT, chassis gone, spark plugs flat(whatever they are), extra spare tyre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few lady owners, drives well at high speed, gear stick needs a firm hand. Enough room for 4 passengers

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Fun to drive , please read description

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

3 previous owners, plus a fair few renters & borrowers.

In reasonably good condition for it's age, with zero body modifications but lots of extra paintwork applied over the years.

Hardtop with a shiny roof, nice rear bumper and wide bore pipe fitted.

Runs on coffee and sugar, low maintenance, lots of history included.

First to see may not actually buy but will probably want a long test drive anyway. No sensible offer refused.

A

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

Sell it? I can't give it away. Probably couldn't afford to pay someone to take it off my hands.

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By *oobyHotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Thurrock

Well used, but still plenty of rides left in her

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Maybe older but still a good Gower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body needs a little work but it's got one hell of a bumper.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

One careful lady owner, great bodywork despite the age. Cruises well in the shadows but prefers to run on full throttle.

Has a bit of a kick back attitude but probably just needs a good overhaul

Definitely a classic model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This beast has a stylish, aerodynamic form and a sporty character. It's a little greedy but can go the distance.

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Been around the block a few time. Still life left in her though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decent bodywork for a vintage model

Not a bad engine , tyres need rotating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good runner, starts on the button.

Enhanced air bag at the front

Low mileage since last full service

Inbuilt sat nav/ parking sensors.

Will keep you warm and dry

Keeps cool when hot.

Current owner will accept ANO.

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By *ornyharry39Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Welcome to try before you buy

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

A bit creaky but with excellent performance. Very tidy with a big boot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Low mileage, reliable engine, bodywork still in fairly decent condition. Couple of advisories on joints within last MOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late 70's model. Still in good nick, starts first time although waiting on a replacement spring. Bodywork in good order and no visable leaks

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By *reamblueMan
over a year ago

London

Dodgy exhaust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Newer models are less upkeep and maintenance and give more mpg "

How much?….out of interest?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’m advertise myself as an old banger that just needs weighing in

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By *orinmani89Man
over a year ago

Mansfield

high miles but still work fine and never let me down, short MOT but will pass without problems, first who will test it will buy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used people carrier with good size works well off road as well as on it

Good handling and exceptional agility for its size

Has a few dents n scrapes not the most aero dynamic model

But good fuel economy reliable customised dual turbo delivers plenty of power when its needed

All in all its some machine but the driver is a fucking nut job

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

1970s model that has nearly been fully and lovingly restored. A few marks, due to age but no rust.

New owner will need to caress often and they will be rewarded with hours of fun.

There's plenty of life left in her still.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interior is fucked.

Exterior is fucked.

Chassis is fucked.

Head gasket is fucked.

Some days it doesn’t start.

Some days it doesn’t stop.

Does have a complete service history though.

Just take it, for nothing, it’s yours.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Not bad little runner. It has been maintained very well through the years. And of course a few improvements have been made for it to run faster and harder and more efficiently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slow automatic but works, very old no modern features like hill start. Some parts better than others. Not quite antique not quite classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Used people carrier with good size works well off road as well as on it

Good handling and exceptional agility for its size

Has a few dents n scrapes not the most aero dynamic model

But good fuel economy reliable customised dual turbo delivers plenty of power when its needed

All in all its some machine but the driver is a fucking nut job

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True story

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Old banger in good working order.

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By *aughtynottsCouple
over a year ago

Outside Nottingham

A good runner, will go for miles

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Great body work reliable and a appreciating classic

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Big end needs attention...0 to sixty plus in sixty plus

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Body in Excellent condition,

Powerful highy revving engine,

Smooth & reliable runner

Low milage & long gearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recharges quickly, but battery not at full capacity anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Airbags a little deflated

Drips oil when warmed up

Bumper in ok condition bit bumpy

But with the right owner could still be a great ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One careful owner....a few not so careful, big engine under the hood, goes for miles on a full tank. Bodywork a bit beaten up but open to serious offers

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

The Attic - Derby.

Used and run daily. Happy on short sharp runs around town. Can go the distance, and not out of place pulling up to hotel parking. Been kepted up and together over the years. The odd bump and scratch, but exspected on this year model. But dose not detract from this stunning example. Fiery red, with room in the trunk. Resonable to run, if you treat her right.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

PRIVATE parts exchanged, larger needed for model

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Probably the most enthusiastic and appreciative ride of your life with the right driver. No hidden quirks - no extras - what you see is quite literally what you get.

Never had a driver who doesn’t want a spin round the track again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you had to sell you body like you would sell a car....

What would your advert say? x"

Roxxxxxxxanneeeeee !!!

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Knackered and broken but will work with a grumble.

Going cheap.

C

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

A few miles on the clock and needs a bit of ch0ke in the morning. The body has had some restoration, no polyfilla, all the parts are original and in working order. The engine runs like a dream but it needs a few more revs to get to the destination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spares or repair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still going strong after all of these years. Nothing major replaced and just requires regular maintenance.

Take it out for a Sunday ride!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Still performs remarkably well for an old banger. Luke

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By *iBBW and hubbyCouple
over a year ago

oxford

Style not to everyone’s taste but once you climb inside and experience the pleasure of a long ride you will want to repeat the experience often

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Thal

Good strong body and very reliable.

Pleasure to ride and has a few extras added. Powerfully tuned but as most 80’s types ugly as fuck but a keeper once yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classic in need of some tlc usually needs tinkering with to get him started mainly use at weekends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't start, pretty sure it's knackered beyond repair.

I'd just rip the lot out and start again.

I'll do a swap?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Unused, garage kept bargain x

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By *rive u crazyMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old classic with superficial mods that don’t represent the original design.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Used people carrier with good size works well off road as well as on it

Good handling and exceptional agility for its size

Has a few dents n scrapes not the most aero dynamic model

But good fuel economy reliable customised dual turbo delivers plenty of power when its needed

All in all its some machine but the driver is a fucking nut job

True story "
yeah but i still need a buyer

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Refurbished classic with a curvy body. Some wear and tear but handles well. Responds well to experienced drivers.

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Larger model. Damaged bodywork. Engine runs slower than it did but is still fairly reliable.

Katie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovely bodywork, good engine but a few miles on the clock.

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel


"Lovely bodywork, good engine but a few miles on the clock."

Are they hard or easy miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks better with the top down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Faulty driveshaft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 previous owners, full service history, parts not too worn for age, engine & propshaft working well but could do with a hand start now & again

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Port talbot

As you can see it's covered some miles and there's some scuffs here and there but for a classic not bad as all.

The interior is a bit cracked and there is a few squeaks and creeks but with a bit of love and attention will keep going for a while longer.

Prone to some backfire and doesn't really like going first thing in the morning but if you rub it in the right places will soon be ready to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Low maintenance good runner. Despite the age plenty of miles left in the tank. No issues under the bonnet. With a bit of care and TLC will serve you for a long while.

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Non runner in need of extensive repair.

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Like a rental car, lot’s of users, but still operating well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gears grind a bit, but moves like shit off a shiny shovel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lovely bodywork, good engine but a few miles on the clock.

Are they hard or easy miles "
Hard miles, had some severe drivers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4 previous owners, full service history, parts not too worn for age, engine & propshaft working well but could do with a hand start now & again"
Cute exhaust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barn find for last nine years,. Needs a bump start to get it going but does have spark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks better with the top down. "

That made me look and Agree x

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

Damaged but cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damaged but cute "
....but not beyond repair under a good mechanic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rear ended a few times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Temperamental old banger....Could run well with some TLC

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Classic that needs a bit of TLC to make it a show winner

Free to a good home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Temperamental old banger....Could run well with some TLC "

I could bring my TLC kit in June lol

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Classic. All original parts in almost perfect working order.

Never raced or rallied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Temperamental old banger....Could run well with some TLC

I could bring my TLC kit in June lol"

Tell me more about the kit of TLC??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Temperamental old banger....Could run well with some TLC

I could bring my TLC kit in June lol

Tell me more about the kit of TLC?? "

If I tell you here, more might go bye them x

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

Old, slow running, clapped out banger, give her a good old polish and wax and she can look half decent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damaged but cute "
innocent i never touched it honest

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Warm, parts get wet as appropriate, a bit dented, attached to a misanthrope.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Vintage prestige vehicle.

Available for short term lease only.

Definitely no weddings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vintage prestige vehicle.

Available for short term lease only.

Definitely no weddings."
love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t cope in the sun, with rust on top!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much loved but need to let it go to someone who can service it regularly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 owner from new, serviced regularly, good bodywork for age. free to good home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

easy rider

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

High sided vehicle. Gear stick in excellent condition.

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

German engineering underneath, English style on top.

He won't let you down and he'll look good while he's at it

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"Damaged but cute innocent i never touched it honest "

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Sold as seen!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Super charged high performance low

maintenance very reliable and very comfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buyer beware!

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

Very late 70's classic with expected wear and mileage for age. Starts every time and can perform for extended periods with a good mixture of ethanol (but don't over-do it as this will degrade performance).

A significant repair from earlier collision damage is evident but doesn't affect performance.

Serious offers only - no timewasters.

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By *rive u crazyMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Every ride still provide an experienced full of pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Highly sought after 90s hot hatch

Kept in mint condition, smoke free

HPI finance clear

Accident damage repaired by insurer

Er non ulez compliant

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Good starter, likes to be well fuelled, oil not essential! Burns plenty of rubber when revved up with a firm gearstick when turned on. Has one inexplicable ability to ejaculate a lot of fluid after a long stretch at high speed so plenty of coolant and screenwash desirable. Enjoyable exterior and interior with plenty of space for shagging!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few miles on the clock, but looks good for her age. An excellent ride that will get your pulse twitching

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Reliable.

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By *orders-cplCouple
over a year ago

middx cpl

well used but in good nick

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By *ouple3334MFCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

Old knacker currently being renovated! 1 lady owner! MR

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Hahaha..

Starting to look a little rough but still a strong engine lost some of the poke it had when new still good to throw around a few corners.

£20 ono

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Free to good home, buyer collects"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Used people carrier with good size works well off road as well as on it

Good handling and exceptional agility for its size

Has a few dents n scrapes not the most aero dynamic model

But good fuel economy reliable customised dual turbo delivers plenty of power when its needed

All in all its some machine but the driver is a fucking nut job

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damn it i forgot cheap

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Good runner with a few miles on the clock. Several previous owners.

Purrs like a tiger, but does not like to be thrashed!

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"Buyer beware! "

Intriguing!

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Take a good look as what you see is what you get. Takes a bit of handling but a good solid piece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knocking on a bit.

However, reliable and never misses a beat once going

might need a jump start now and again though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Original 67 banger, spare tire, still a smooth and comfortable ride, requires naps and hand start..open to offers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat C, heart broken by previous owner but body work in top condition and runs well (although can be temperamental at times).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spares and repairs, good runner needs, a bit of work, failed mot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Future classic for the discerning collector.

Bodywork in need of restoration, but structurally sound.

Engine has had a little abuse but a rebuild and investment has it running like new.

Cheap to run, fuelled with protein and coffee.

Handsome exterior, needs to be seen to be appreciated.

Test drives available, with UK wide delivery available.

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By *ngineering brillianceMan
over a year ago

clevedon and London

A bit rough starting especially on cold mornings.

Been in some minor accidents but no significant damage

Low mileage.

High performance engine but mpg to suit!

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By *oingMan
over a year ago

co. antrim

Mint condition. No MOT but will sail through.

No dreamers. £1234

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A recent trade in.

Bodywork is sound, engine runs well when warmed up. First to view will buy.

Colour- Not green.

Serious offers only,

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Wear and tear visible,

Good mileage,

Colour: nude

Good gear stick though

Test drives welcome, reasonable offers considered lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty of space for passengers, A1 upholstery, and a lot of bang for your buck...

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By *bwgirlygirlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Very popular model

Drives like a dream

Lovely interior

Good miles per gallon

Many previous owners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give her a good service with plenty of lube & you’ll have her purring...

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Vintage model with classic curves.

Well maintained bodywork, powerful engine.

Purrs when you turn her on.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Used Ginger pocket rocket for sale,

Go easy on it, it's been tru a lot,

Ohh and you might want to replace the arse, mine has a hole in it.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Perfect condition for year. Solid, reliable runner. Pass any inspection, first to see will buy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well kept/very good condition for year, low mileage, top spec model with very desirable optional extra upgrade! She drives like new, all feels very tight still. One very careful owner/driver from new but has potential to be driven hard and fast as that's what this model was actually manufactured for!

A model for the enthusiast, no messers or offers, first to see will definitely buy

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By *oody HuddsonMan
over a year ago

sexy town


"If you had to sell you body like you would sell a car....

What would your advert say? x"

Classic 70’s model

Well used and abused but still a Great runner… never let me down

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

1954 model. Had a few scrapes over the years. Has never been rammed up the ass. And don't want to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rare find, POA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Works a treat. No broken bits. A beautiful colour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for sale but can be loaned out if required

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By *eandmrsjones69Couple
over a year ago

Middle England

Much loved with a few bumps but good condition for the year. A reliable sort, however, sometimes not the easiest to get going but once started can go for miles. In the right hands can still give many more years of pleasure.

(mrs)

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By *irBummyFingerMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

High miles but good running order. Recommend using blue additive to keep performance at optimum levels.

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

unfortunately its one of those sold as seen trade ins round the back of the forecourt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May be of interest to medical science

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well kept/very good condition for year, low mileage, top spec model with very desirable optional extra upgrade! She drives like new, all feels very tight still. One very careful owner/driver from new but has potential to be driven hard and fast as that's what this model was actually manufactured for!

A model for the enthusiast, no messers or offers, first to see will definitely buy "

P.s Any inspections most welcome

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Comes with free cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Requires regular servicing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well kept/very good condition for year, low mileage, top spec model with very desirable optional extra upgrade! She drives like new, all feels very tight still. One very careful owner/driver from new but has potential to be driven hard and fast as that's what this model was actually manufactured for!

A model for the enthusiast, no messers or offers, first to see will definitely buy

P.s Any inspections most welcome "

Shame your car lot is far away…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well kept/very good condition for year, low mileage, top spec model with very desirable optional extra upgrade! She drives like new, all feels very tight still. One very careful owner/driver from new but has potential to be driven hard and fast as that's what this model was actually manufactured for!

A model for the enthusiast, no messers or offers, first to see will definitely buy

P.s Any inspections most welcome

Shame your car lot is far away… "

This machine is worth the drive from any distance, she's practically a one off with this light use and condition! Lol

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

Looking for your dream car? No then this is the vehicle for you. Old Bess is a

70s model only one made it off the ramps before they ditched the design for its multitude of kinks in the engine works. It’s been round the track more times than a dodgem on Southend pier and test drove more drivers than the log book cares to detail. It’s downside is it’s a big fuel

Guzzler so not for everyone’s taste.

Now don’t be put off by the shape, Sherman tank was possibly what they had in mind when she was made but she is nifty on the down hill slopes and the flats but absolute shit at going up Hills.

She appears to according to some of the test drivers to have a great deal

Of junk in the trunk and on occasion has been know to blow smoke out her exhaust when pushed to far.

This trusty reliable old motor has a full mot, although given her age she is known to be going through a phase of over heating and temperamental issue that should pass in another couple of years when normal service should resume. Loves trips out and can potter along for hours without having to stop.

Would defiantly suit the more older buyer who is partial to coffee shops and cake.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Looking for your dream car? No then this is the vehicle for you. Old Bess is a

70s model only one made it off the ramps before they ditched the design for its multitude of kinks in the engine works. It’s been round the track more times than a dodgem on Southend pier and test drove more drivers than the log book cares to detail. It’s downside is it’s a big fuel

Guzzler so not for everyone’s taste.

Now don’t be put off by the shape, Sherman tank was possibly what they had in mind when she was made but she is nifty on the down hill slopes and the flats but absolute shit at going up Hills.

She appears to according to some of the test drivers to have a great deal

Of junk in the trunk and on occasion has been know to blow smoke out her exhaust when pushed to far.

This trusty reliable old motor has a full mot, although given her age she is known to be going through a phase of over heating and temperamental issue that should pass in another couple of years when normal service should resume. Loves trips out and can potter along for hours without having to stop.

Would defiantly suit the more older buyer who is partial to coffee shops and cake. "

. Love this. You kill me

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By *parkle1974 OP   Woman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Looking for your dream car? No then this is the vehicle for you. Old Bess is a

70s model only one made it off the ramps before they ditched the design for its multitude of kinks in the engine works. It’s been round the track more times than a dodgem on Southend pier and test drove more drivers than the log book cares to detail. It’s downside is it’s a big fuel

Guzzler so not for everyone’s taste.

Now don’t be put off by the shape, Sherman tank was possibly what they had in mind when she was made but she is nifty on the down hill slopes and the flats but absolute shit at going up Hills.

She appears to according to some of the test drivers to have a great deal

Of junk in the trunk and on occasion has been know to blow smoke out her exhaust when pushed to far.

This trusty reliable old motor has a full mot, although given her age she is known to be going through a phase of over heating and temperamental issue that should pass in another couple of years when normal service should resume. Loves trips out and can potter along for hours without having to stop.

Would defiantly suit the more older buyer who is partial to coffee shops and cake. "

You win.....Best reply ever

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford


"Looking for your dream car? No then this is the vehicle for you. Old Bess is a

70s model only one made it off the ramps before they ditched the design for its multitude of kinks in the engine works. It’s been round the track more times than a dodgem on Southend pier and test drove more drivers than the log book cares to detail. It’s downside is it’s a big fuel

Guzzler so not for everyone’s taste.

Now don’t be put off by the shape, Sherman tank was possibly what they had in mind when she was made but she is nifty on the down hill slopes and the flats but absolute shit at going up Hills.

She appears to according to some of the test drivers to have a great deal

Of junk in the trunk and on occasion has been know to blow smoke out her exhaust when pushed to far.

This trusty reliable old motor has a full mot, although given her age she is known to be going through a phase of over heating and temperamental issue that should pass in another couple of years when normal service should resume. Loves trips out and can potter along for hours without having to stop.

Would defiantly suit the more older buyer who is partial to coffee shops and cake.

. Love this. You kill me "

lol thank you beautiful lady

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford


"Looking for your dream car? No then this is the vehicle for you. Old Bess is a

70s model only one made it off the ramps before they ditched the design for its multitude of kinks in the engine works. It’s been round the track more times than a dodgem on Southend pier and test drove more drivers than the log book cares to detail. It’s downside is it’s a big fuel

Guzzler so not for everyone’s taste.

Now don’t be put off by the shape, Sherman tank was possibly what they had in mind when she was made but she is nifty on the down hill slopes and the flats but absolute shit at going up Hills.

She appears to according to some of the test drivers to have a great deal

Of junk in the trunk and on occasion has been know to blow smoke out her exhaust when pushed to far.

This trusty reliable old motor has a full mot, although given her age she is known to be going through a phase of over heating and temperamental issue that should pass in another couple of years when normal service should resume. Loves trips out and can potter along for hours without having to stop.

Would defiantly suit the more older buyer who is partial to coffee shops and cake.

You win.....Best reply ever "

id like to accept this award personally but I'm swamped in my inbox by the over 70s old bangers and teashop appreciation society offers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just ride.

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By *ngineering brillianceMan
over a year ago

clevedon and London

Takes curves and bumps well.

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By *xhibcupCouple
over a year ago

portsmouth

Serviced regularly.

Great body work. Interior well used. Would suit someone with strong arms as needs a hard shove to get going.

Squeals come from top end. Squelching sometimes heard if gearstick and clutch engaged.

Can be seen running.

Loves rides in the countryside

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By *inkyfilthymindMan
over a year ago

Berks / Heathrow

One careless owner. Powerful engine and ECU, no longer used at home. Low mileage, wobbly body parts and free for a good home

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By *ikeafud248Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Wonder what you ad would say, as I would enjoy a test drive.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Shit bodywork and limited comfort features

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