FabSwingers.com forum: Would you be offended if

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I turned up for a coffee, drink, night out, date, or whatever FAB terminology you want to apply..

Wearing an orange tuxedo?

Think Lloyd Christmas but different hair.

I spend most of my time in military boots, cargo pants, lumberjack/walking shirts so not even remotely similar, just thinking style…

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Got his teef too? Do you suit the colour orange?

Not offended but sounds a bit flamboyant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got his teef too? Do you suit the colour orange?

Not offended but sounds a bit flamboyant

I do have a slightly chipped tooth, I can make it work.

Who doesn’t suit the colour orange?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I turned up for a coffee, drink, night out, date, or whatever FAB terminology you want to apply..

Wearing an orange tuxedo?

Think Lloyd Christmas but different hair.

I spend most of my time in military boots, cargo pants, lumberjack/walking shirts so not even remotely similar, just thinking style…"

Tbf I’d expect nothing less!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

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"I turned up for a coffee, drink, night out, date, or whatever FAB terminology you want to apply..

Wearing an orange tuxedo?

Think Lloyd Christmas but different hair.

I spend most of my time in military boots, cargo pants, lumberjack/walking shirts so not even remotely similar, just thinking style…"

I’d only be offended if you didn’t call it a meat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I turned up for a coffee, drink, night out, date, or whatever FAB terminology you want to apply..

Wearing an orange tuxedo?

Think Lloyd Christmas but different hair.

I spend most of my time in military boots, cargo pants, lumberjack/walking shirts so not even remotely similar, just thinking style…

Tbf I’d expect nothing less!

I like where your head is at.

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Would be offended If you didn't wear it.. Not very often you see an orange tux.. Embrace it

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I'd love it, as long as you were comfortable wearing it and not constantly looking at people to gauge their reactions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be worried i couldn't find you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I turned up for a coffee, drink, night out, date, or whatever FAB terminology you want to apply..

Wearing an orange tuxedo?

Think Lloyd Christmas but different hair.

I spend most of my time in military boots, cargo pants, lumberjack/walking shirts so not even remotely similar, just thinking style…

I’d only be offended if you didn’t call it a meat

That’s what my butcher said.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would be offended If you didn't wear it.. Not very often you see an orange tux.. Embrace it"

I’m flabbergasted they’re not more common.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be worried i couldn't find you

Oh yes, I forgot, I’ll also have a name sign, like a chauffeur at the airport.

Problem solved.

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Would be offended If you didn't wear it.. Not very often you see an orange tux.. Embrace it

I’m flabbergasted they’re not more common."

Agreed.. Also lime green ones.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love it, as long as you were comfortable wearing it and not constantly looking at people to gauge their reactions

I’m not sure it’s possible to be comfortable wearing it.

The things we do for high fashion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would be offended If you didn't wear it.. Not very often you see an orange tux.. Embrace it

I’m flabbergasted they’re not more common.

Agreed.. Also lime green ones. "

Good shout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im here for fashion advice. I normally wear slippers and matching boxers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be worried i couldn't find you

Oh yes, I forgot, I’ll also have a name sign, like a chauffeur at the airport.

Problem solved."

What if the lady turns up in a matching outfit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be worried i couldn't find you

Oh yes, I forgot, I’ll also have a name sign, like a chauffeur at the airport.

Problem solved.

What if the lady turns up in a matching outfit

I’m not a big believer in fate but that would seal it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would be offended If you didn't wear it.. Not very often you see an orange tux.. Embrace it

I’m flabbergasted they’re not more common.

Agreed.. Also lime green ones.

Good shout."

Love that - lime green would really make your eyes pop!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im here for fashion advice. I normally wear slippers and matching boxers"

Silk/satin I hope?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Got his teef too? Do you suit the colour orange?

Not offended but sounds a bit flamboyant

I do have a slightly chipped tooth, I can make it work.

Who doesn’t suit the colour orange?"

I’m not a fan of orange. As long as you don’t wear the tux with a short sleeved shirt

it could work

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got his teef too? Do you suit the colour orange?

Not offended but sounds a bit flamboyant

I do have a slightly chipped tooth, I can make it work.

Who doesn’t suit the colour orange?

I’m not a fan of orange. As long as you don’t wear the tux with a short sleeved shirt

it could work "

God no.

Who wears a short sleeve shirt with any tux/suit?

Let alone an orange one.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Got his teef too? Do you suit the colour orange?

Not offended but sounds a bit flamboyant

I do have a slightly chipped tooth, I can make it work.

Who doesn’t suit the colour orange?

I’m not a fan of orange. As long as you don’t wear the tux with a short sleeved shirt

it could work

God no.

Who wears a short sleeve shirt with any tux/suit?

Let alone an orange one."

People who wear them with a suit probs! Short sleeves & tie combos give me the ick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got his teef too? Do you suit the colour orange?

Not offended but sounds a bit flamboyant

I do have a slightly chipped tooth, I can make it work.

Who doesn’t suit the colour orange?

I’m not a fan of orange. As long as you don’t wear the tux with a short sleeved shirt

it could work

God no.

Who wears a short sleeve shirt with any tux/suit?

Let alone an orange one.

People who wear them with a suit probs! Short sleeves & tie combos give me the ick! "

When I’m in charge this will be illegal.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Got his teef too? Do you suit the colour orange?

Not offended but sounds a bit flamboyant

I do have a slightly chipped tooth, I can make it work.

Who doesn’t suit the colour orange?

I’m not a fan of orange. As long as you don’t wear the tux with a short sleeved shirt

it could work

God no.

Who wears a short sleeve shirt with any tux/suit?

Let alone an orange one.

People who wear them with a suit probs! Short sleeves & tie combos give me the ick!

When I’m in charge this will be illegal. "

Voting!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got his teef too? Do you suit the colour orange?

Not offended but sounds a bit flamboyant

I do have a slightly chipped tooth, I can make it work.

Who doesn’t suit the colour orange?

I’m not a fan of orange. As long as you don’t wear the tux with a short sleeved shirt

it could work

God no.

Who wears a short sleeve shirt with any tux/suit?

Let alone an orange one.

People who wear them with a suit probs! Short sleeves & tie combos give me the ick!

When I’m in charge this will be illegal.

Voting! "

Appreciate it.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Got his teef too? Do you suit the colour orange?

Not offended but sounds a bit flamboyant

I do have a slightly chipped tooth, I can make it work.

Who doesn’t suit the colour orange?

I’m not a fan of orange. As long as you don’t wear the tux with a short sleeved shirt

it could work

God no.

Who wears a short sleeve shirt with any tux/suit?

Let alone an orange one.

People who wear them with a suit probs! Short sleeves & tie combos give me the ick!

When I’m in charge this will be illegal.

Voting!

Appreciate it."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it like the adidas suits they get on Dude Where’s My Car?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Maybe a new thread idea! Suggestions of clothes/outfit choices that should be incinerated!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it like the adidas suits they get on Dude Where’s My Car?"

No.

It’s like the orange tuxedo that Lloyd Christmas wears in dumb and dumber.

Identical in fact.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe a new thread idea! Suggestions of clothes/outfit choices that should be incinerated! "

I’m offended that you had that idea whilst on this thread…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it like the adidas suits they get on Dude Where’s My Car?

No.

It’s like the orange tuxedo that Lloyd Christmas wears in dumb and dumber.

Identical in fact."

Do I have to change my name to Mary?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is it like the adidas suits they get on Dude Where’s My Car?

No.

It’s like the orange tuxedo that Lloyd Christmas wears in dumb and dumber.

Identical in fact.

Do I have to change my name to Mary?"

Only on a weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it like the adidas suits they get on Dude Where’s My Car?

No.

It’s like the orange tuxedo that Lloyd Christmas wears in dumb and dumber.

Identical in fact.

Do I have to change my name to Mary?

Only on a weekend. "

I’m in.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Maybe a new thread idea! Suggestions of clothes/outfit choices that should be incinerated!

I’m offended that you had that idea whilst on this thread… "

I’ve got housework to do, no time to start threads. Short sleeved shirts (office style) - in the bin. Just c&p onto a new thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe a new thread idea! Suggestions of clothes/outfit choices that should be incinerated!

I’m offended that you had that idea whilst on this thread…

I’ve got housework to do, no time to start threads. Short sleeved shirts (office style) - in the bin. Just c&p onto a new thread "

I only wear mine with a pen in the pocket and a bluetooth headset on. Surely that’s fine.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Maybe a new thread idea! Suggestions of clothes/outfit choices that should be incinerated!

I’m offended that you had that idea whilst on this thread…

I’ve got housework to do, no time to start threads. Short sleeved shirts (office style) - in the bin. Just c&p onto a new thread

I only wear mine with a pen in the pocket and a bluetooth headset on. Surely that’s fine."

Haha only if you’re calling your lawyer & speaking loudly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe a new thread idea! Suggestions of clothes/outfit choices that should be incinerated!

I’m offended that you had that idea whilst on this thread…

I’ve got housework to do, no time to start threads. Short sleeved shirts (office style) - in the bin. Just c&p onto a new thread

I only wear mine with a pen in the pocket and a bluetooth headset on. Surely that’s fine."

Only if the pen has leaked and you have an ink stain.

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

Least I wouldn’t miss you in the crowd!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe a new thread idea! Suggestions of clothes/outfit choices that should be incinerated!

I’m offended that you had that idea whilst on this thread…

I’ve got housework to do, no time to start threads. Short sleeved shirts (office style) - in the bin. Just c&p onto a new thread

I only wear mine with a pen in the pocket and a bluetooth headset on. Surely that’s fine.

Haha only if you’re calling your lawyer & speaking loudly

I only do that in a queue in Asda.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe a new thread idea! Suggestions of clothes/outfit choices that should be incinerated!

I’m offended that you had that idea whilst on this thread…

I’ve got housework to do, no time to start threads. Short sleeved shirts (office style) - in the bin. Just c&p onto a new thread

I only wear mine with a pen in the pocket and a bluetooth headset on. Surely that’s fine.

Only if the pen has leaked and you have an ink stain. "

Obviously

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Least I wouldn’t miss you in the crowd!

That’s just because of my unique face.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Maybe a new thread idea! Suggestions of clothes/outfit choices that should be incinerated!

I’m offended that you had that idea whilst on this thread…

I’ve got housework to do, no time to start threads. Short sleeved shirts (office style) - in the bin. Just c&p onto a new thread

I only wear mine with a pen in the pocket and a bluetooth headset on. Surely that’s fine.

Haha only if you’re calling your lawyer & speaking loudly

I only do that in a queue in Asda."

Extra twatty

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'd be offended if you didn't turn up in an orange tux. Would you sport a jaunty cravat too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd be offended if you didn't turn up in an orange tux. Would you sport a jaunty cravat too?"

I think a cravat might be a little “in your face”.

So to speak.

I wouldn’t rule it out though.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I'd be offended if you didn't turn up in an orange tux. Would you sport a jaunty cravat too?

I think a cravat might be a little “in your face”.

So to speak.

I wouldn’t rule it out though. "

You're right, you wouldn't want to draw attention to yourself.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Only if you wear a hat with the ensemble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im here for fashion advice. I normally wear slippers and matching boxers

Silk/satin I hope?"

This is the way

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Is that you Mr Tango ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got his teef too? Do you suit the colour orange?

Not offended but sounds a bit flamboyant

I do have a slightly chipped tooth, I can make it work.

Who doesn’t suit the colour orange?

I’m not a fan of orange. As long as you don’t wear the tux with a short sleeved shirt

it could work

God no.

Who wears a short sleeve shirt with any tux/suit?

Let alone an orange one.

People who wear them with a suit probs! Short sleeves & tie combos give me the ick!

When I’m in charge this will be illegal.

Voting! "

Not orange it’s peach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wot! No Mankini?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Photo of you in said orange thingy and I’ll tell you if I mind or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's been tangoed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wot! No Mankini?"

That’s underneath.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Photo of you in said orange thingy and I’ll tell you if I mind or not

That would be too much sex appeal in a single picture.

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Sounds like a fantastic idea.

But won't you be chilly without at least something to cover your legs?

Posh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like a fantastic idea.

But won't you be chilly without at least something to cover your legs?

Posh

I’m from up north.

We only wear the top half of outfits then just shorts on the lower half.

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