FabSwingers.com forum: If you could meet ONE member from fab

By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

Morning......

So if you got the chance to meet one members profile from fab weather it be for a social or full on meet who would you choose????

Who knows they might read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out on this one ... I don't need the grief of "why not me" !!!!!!

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Wandering Taff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cue all the they know who they are comments

Gatekeeper easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't choose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m out. Seeking group fun

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Her with the boobs and accommodating hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a few ladies I would like to have a social with and way too many men I'd like more

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

From the forums gotta be 'Princess Peach' and 'Hippy Chick'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want Rex to bash my back doors in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick. "

Bring it baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick. "

I’d do pub to watch football with Mr NE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apart from you OP the only other person has gone UNLOS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to think who would annoy me the least.

Could take a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.

I’d do pub to watch football with Mr NE. "

You’d just hit me with terrible football takes and then we’d end up discussing music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't choose

I could narrow your search

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Oops Just realised OP said only one.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Nobody anyone would know x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't choose

I could narrow your search

Please do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who’s the easiest?

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Who’s the easiest?

Phyllis

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Granny…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.

I’d do pub to watch football with Mr NE.

You’d just hit me with terrible football takes and then we’d end up discussing music. "

Exactly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.

Bring it baby

He too young for you. Might require a hip replacement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't matter really , once both want to be there that's what's important , the rest doesn't matter , there has to be a click , very very hard to find .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s the easiest?

Phyllis

Then that’s my answer

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Busman I think x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.

Bring it baby

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I want Rex to bash my back doors in

You have boobs and a hole. I’m in

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Granny… "

And Outsider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.

I’d do pub to watch football with Mr NE.

You’d just hit me with terrible football takes and then we’d end up discussing music.

Exactly.

It’s a date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d meet me

That's the real question

What would you do if you met yourself?

If you were confronted by your own person?

Maybe you'd look at that other you in the eye, and just think

"I understand you

Because I am you."

And you'd walk up to that person

And you'd hold them

The way you've always wanted to be held

But no one's ever got it quite right

Sometimes they've done it too tightly

Sometimes they've done it too loosely

With their arms all floppy like spaghetti...

Dangling around

But this hug between you and that other you is a perfect consistency of hug

Then, while you're there with your hands around your self

You think, "Well, I wonder what my butt feels like."

And you just, like

You know, like, spider-walk one of your hands down to your other self's butt-on!

And give it a little squeeze

And "Whoa!

What's happening back there?"

The other you's doing the same thing

Hello

Is this wrong?

And then you wonder

"I wonder if I'm a good kisser."

So you kiss that other you

And you know what?

Straight away it feels right, it feels good

It feels like love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nora? Only because I'm curious about her in real life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granny…

And Outsider

I’d love to meet outsider!

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Who’s the easiest?

Phyllis

Then that’s my answer

I'm meeting her first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s the easiest?

Phyllis

Then that’s my answer

I'm meeting her first

Are you the second easiest? If so, count me in.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I'd like to meet Sam Tender's member

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

There's too many to just pick one

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

We’ve met so many amazing people in clubs, socials and private meets. So many people that we’ll now meet regularly.

The single lady we’d most like to meet next is Bellaseas.

The next couple is probably couple-for-fun123

Next single guy is open to offers

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Couldn't choose between Samantha swings( she is absolutely gorgeous) and pocket rockets( she seems very naughty and super hot)

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

I'd never say because he's WAYYYYY out of my league!!

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

Honestly I'd struggle to make that decision.

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

No one

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Who’s the easiest?

Phyllis

Then that’s my answer

I'm meeting her first

Are you the second easiest? If so, count me in."

I'm harder to get into than Fort knox

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

A proper TV admirer not some straight guy who wants to ‘experiment’. Not many on the forums so can’t name anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want Rex to bash my back doors in

You have boobs and a hole. I’m in

My fab life is complete *unlos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh that's a tricky one , I'd like to find someone who actually makes me laugh first and gets my sarcastic humour

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I want Rex to bash my back doors in

You have boobs and a hole. I’m in

My fab life is complete *unlos"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few I’d like to meet …. They know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" There's too many to just pick one "

Commitment issues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Morning......

So if you got the chance to meet one members profile from fab weather it be for a social or full on meet who would you choose????

Who knows they might read it

Mental Chick without a doubt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody anyone would know x"

Nobody knows me

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By *lwaysHorny1997Man
over a year ago

tonbridge

Anagrey she has the most amazing ass hands down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummm nope couldn’t possibly choose

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shall resort to my hotlist randomiser, blind scroll up and down and I stopped on virginiagirl

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Lib

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

JennieTV. I want to get her d*unk and take her to Safeway in Swansea.

Also Wonko. I adore his negativity! It’s infectious. I need more of it.

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By *azza80Woman
over a year ago

Your wildest Dreams

I couldn't choose, social or otherwise, too many to choose from

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"JennieTV. I want to get her d*unk and take her to Safeway in Swansea.

Also Wonko. I adore his negativity! It’s infectious. I need more of it. "

I realise that’s two but I’m greedy like that

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Difficult to choose which fake or timewaster I would like to meet.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Lib "

Actually I can’t choose one. Sam too. And Jennie TV and Kylie and Granny - all those people would be intriguing to me and would be a good night out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many. And yes, they know…. I’ll just check my updates and see who’s on top there…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many. And yes, they know…. I’ll just check my updates and see who’s on top there…"

Bella. I thought she’d left, not seen her around for awhile. But Bellaseas would be perfect to meet.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Of the people I haven't already met, probably Kylie

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago

If I could pick only one it would be meli.

Or frieda.

Or Mrs Kc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MrsKylieGrealish or MidnightBlue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granny…

And Outsider

I’d love to meet outsider! "

I'd meet you both.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

There are men & women on Fab I’d love to meet for all sorts of reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Began the process of trying to make that Happen . Think there is potential for it too ! Fingers crossed and toes and even my eyes

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Would have been Red Voluptua but I finally got to meet her recently - there’s many others I’d like to meet for various reasons, Kylie, the wite nite, Hovis to name a few xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. I'd treat myself to a nice McDonald's meal, then a few pints in Weatherspoons. Check into a hostel and play my harmonica. Mmmmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell, ONE?

I was looking forward to meeting Meli, Hippy, Posh n Bob, Mrs KC, Bearded Guy n TG and FoolHardly in Manchester so I will combine them into one. Hah!

I don't drink coffee but a very special mention for SteveandPickle

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By *inkLad20Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Mental chick or Samantha swings :p

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I would love to finally get to meet that lovely red head sparkle, then I guess I would have to join the que

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

If I could meet anyone from fab then it would have to be Hippychick. She comes over as someone with a great personality and great sense of humour and has been described as fab royalty and who would argue with that. Also she isn't that far away from me. Obviously I dream but please allow a man to dream and one day this dream just might come true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And there’s lots in this thread I’d love to meet, but you asked for one op

But they already know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who drinks the most coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I could meet anyone from fab then it would have to be Hippychick. She comes over as someone with a great personality and great sense of humour and has been described as fab royalty and who would argue with that. Also she isn't that far away from me. Obviously I dream but please allow a man to dream and one day this dream just might come true.

Aww, thanks

*disclaimer, I absolutely don’t think of myself as fab royalty, more the dirty maid on here knees in the palace kitchen

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

There are many who I find ridiculously attractive on here but have never interacted with. Going to narrow it down to a forumite who I'm currently not planning a meet with (social or otherwise) and that's the lovely hippychick. Her status updates alone crack me up and I would love to spend time in her company, naked or clothed.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Who drinks the most coffee?"

Easy, Caffeine Dusk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who drinks the most coffee?"

I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Whoever eats cake and drinks tea with it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who drinks the most coffee?

I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf"

What's a stubble maggot chaf?

Feels like that should be my next profile name..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive a soft spot for FoolHardy. Gotta get those socks and sandals off him if nothing else!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got to meet some of my favourite people at the Man social. There are so many more I'd like to meet inc,Nora,Sparkles,outsider.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who drinks the most coffee?

I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf

What's a stubble maggot chaf?

Feels like that should be my next profile name.."

I'm glad you asked as I also need to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it would be nice to get a meet and maybe have some fun not had none of that for a while

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Gawd this is like choosing one of your kids to save.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who’s the easiest?

Phyllis

Then that’s my answer

I'm meeting her first

Are you the second easiest? If so, count me in.

I'm harder to get into than Fort knox

I’m out

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick. "

Met hippychick briefly she is lovely and down to earth! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who drinks the most coffee?

I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble might chaff

What's a stubble maggot chaf?

Feels like that should be my next profile name.."

FIFme Hahaha. Autocorrect eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gawd this is like choosing one of your kids to save. "

thinking the same

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

"Morning......

So if you got the chance to meet one members profile from fab weather it be for a social or full on meet who would you choose????

Who knows they might read it

Ha she's local but we're just a bit above her age range. We keep looking and fab'ing her pics and vids.. Fingers and toes crossed

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By *tarflyLouWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Gawd this is like choosing one of your kids to save. "

Haha! I agree!

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

So far we've met all those we wanted to meet (Manchester social) although we'd did get nearly enough time and we wasn't all naked in a hot tub (was not that kind of social)

lots more new people to get to know tho so hopefully our list will start again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gawd this is like choosing one of your kids to save. "

It’s harder than that. One of my kids is a dick

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick. "

Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.

Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

*you're

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who drinks the most coffee?

I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf

What's a stubble maggot chaf?

Feels like that should be my next profile name..

I'm glad you asked as I also need to know "

I explained above.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who drinks the most coffee?

I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf

What's a stubble maggot chaf?

Feels like that should be my next profile name..

I'm glad you asked as I also need to know "

I think that was directed at Jonny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.

Met hippychick briefly she is lovely and down to earth! X"

Likewise, lovely

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Gawd this is like choosing one of your kids to save.

It’s harder than that. One of my kids is a dick

Just toss a coin then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who drinks the most coffee?

I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf

What's a stubble maggot chaf?

Feels like that should be my next profile name..

I'm glad you asked as I also need to know

I think that was directed at Jonny?

Now I’m confused. I don’t know who’s talking to who here now……

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

+1 for Outsider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.

Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.

Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible."

I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.

Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.

Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.

I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue

I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who drinks the most coffee?

I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf

What's a stubble maggot chaf?

Feels like that should be my next profile name..

I'm glad you asked as I also need to know

I think that was directed at Jonny?

No, I definitely needed to know what a stubble maggot chaf was

I've met a stubbly maggot but he didn't leave any chaffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.

Met hippychick briefly she is lovely and down to earth! X"

I bet she’s just an Angel

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Who drinks the most coffee?

I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf

What's a stubble maggot chaf?

Feels like that should be my next profile name..

I'm glad you asked as I also need to know

I think that was directed at Jonny?

No, I definitely needed to know what a stubble maggot chaf was

I've met a stubbly maggot but he didn't leave any chaffing

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.

Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.

Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.

I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue

I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection

We talking current or of all time?? There's only one GOAT if looking back on time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell, ONE?

I was looking forward to meeting Meli, Hippy, Posh n Bob, Mrs KC, Bearded Guy n TG and FoolHardly in Manchester so I will combine them into one. Hah!

I don't drink coffee but a very special mention for SteveandPickle

Noted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.

Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.

Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.

I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue

I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection

Then we need to arrange this sooner so I can educate you both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.

Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.

Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.

I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue

I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection

We talking current or of all time?? There's only one GOAT if looking back on time..."

All time!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.

Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.

Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.

I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue

I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection

We talking current or of all time?? There's only one GOAT if looking back on time..."

Of all time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who drinks the most coffee?

I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf

What's a stubble maggot chaf?

Feels like that should be my next profile name..

I'm glad you asked as I also need to know

I think that was directed at Jonny?

No, I definitely needed to know what a stubble maggot chaf was

I've met a stubbly maggot but he didn't leave any chaffing

I think he’s worried that when sucking my balls, stubble might chafe him.

It’s a fair concert.

I’m happy with just the coffee to be fair, he made it weird.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Someone who I haven't already met in person? Gemini Man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, can’t pick just one I’m afraid! FoolHardly, Kylie, crispy Duck, _ou only live once, Jonny & pickle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who drinks the most coffee?

I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf

What's a stubble maggot chaf?

Feels like that should be my next profile name..

I'm glad you asked as I also need to know

I think that was directed at Jonny?

No, I definitely needed to know what a stubble maggot chaf was

I've met a stubbly maggot but he didn't leave any chaffing

Would you meet another?

*quickly changes name to Stubby M

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who drinks the most coffee?

I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf

What's a stubble maggot chaf?

Feels like that should be my next profile name..

I'm glad you asked as I also need to know

I think that was directed at Jonny?

No, I definitely needed to know what a stubble maggot chaf was

I've met a stubbly maggot but he didn't leave any chaffing

I think he’s worried that when sucking my balls, stubble might chafe him.

It’s a fair concert.

I’m happy with just the coffee to be fair, he made it weird. "

Why would you put your balls in coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granny…

And Outsider

I’d love to meet outsider!

I'd meet you both.

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

Aww, thanks

*disclaimer, I absolutely don’t think of myself as fab royalty, more the dirty maid on here knees in the palace kitchen

Royalty or not you have a beautiful mind and its full of filth, like mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, can’t pick just one I’m afraid! FoolHardly, Kylie, crispy Duck, _ou only live once, Jonny & pickle.

Pickle! That’s me.

Soon I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who drinks the most coffee?

I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf

What's a stubble maggot chaf?

Feels like that should be my next profile name..

I'm glad you asked as I also need to know

I think that was directed at Jonny?

No, I definitely needed to know what a stubble maggot chaf was

I've met a stubbly maggot but he didn't leave any chaffing

I think he’s worried that when sucking my balls, stubble might chafe him.

It’s a fair concert.

I’m happy with just the coffee to be fair, he made it weird.

Why would you put your balls in coffee?"

Jesus christ. I've been doing it wrong all this time.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.

Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.

Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.

I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue

I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection

We talking current or of all time?? There's only one GOAT if looking back on time...

Of all time."

The pressure! But Mr Henry gets my vote every time (but I'm biased!)

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Oh tell a lie we still haven't meet Busty Belle

oooofffft that girl be smoking

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By *ik MMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

I’ve been fortunate enough to meet some truly beautiful people, and I’m sure there will be more to come.

If I left Fab now (I’m not going to) I would say my journey surpassed all expectations when I look back to the humble beginnings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who drinks the most coffee?

I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf

What's a stubble maggot chaf?

Feels like that should be my next profile name..

I'm glad you asked as I also need to know

I think that was directed at Jonny?

No, I definitely needed to know what a stubble maggot chaf was

I've met a stubbly maggot but he didn't leave any chaffing

I think he’s worried that when sucking my balls, stubble might chafe him.

It’s a fair concert.

I’m happy with just the coffee to be fair, he made it weird.

Why would you put your balls in coffee?"

I love coffee.

There’s a joke here somewhere about teabagging also.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.

Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.

Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.

I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue

I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection

We talking current or of all time?? There's only one GOAT if looking back on time...

Of all time.

The pressure! But Mr Henry gets my vote every time (but I'm biased!)"

Lenny? He’s not even a good comedian never mind a footballer

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Rachaelx but she appears to have gone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who drinks the most coffee?

I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf

What's a stubble maggot chaf?

Feels like that should be my next profile name..

I'm glad you asked as I also need to know

I think that was directed at Jonny?

No, I definitely needed to know what a stubble maggot chaf was

I've met a stubbly maggot but he didn't leave any chaffing

I think he’s worried that when sucking my balls, stubble might chafe him.

It’s a fair concert.

I’m happy with just the coffee to be fair, he made it weird.

Why would you put your balls in coffee?

I love coffee.

There’s a joke here somewhere about teabagging also."

I never joke about caffeinated beverages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who drinks the most coffee?

I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf

What's a stubble maggot chaf?

Feels like that should be my next profile name..

I'm glad you asked as I also need to know

I think that was directed at Jonny?

No, I definitely needed to know what a stubble maggot chaf was

I've met a stubbly maggot but he didn't leave any chaffing

I think he’s worried that when sucking my balls, stubble might chafe him.

It’s a fair concert.

I’m happy with just the coffee to be fair, he made it weird. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably never happen as not a lot happens in Manchester but quacksplat

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.

Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.

Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.

I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue

I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection

We talking current or of all time?? There's only one GOAT if looking back on time...

Of all time.

The pressure! But Mr Henry gets my vote every time (but I'm biased!)

Lenny? He’s not even a good comedian never mind a footballer

I agree with you on his comedy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.

Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.

Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.

I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue

I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection

We talking current or of all time?? There's only one GOAT if looking back on time...

Of all time.

The pressure! But Mr Henry gets my vote every time (but I'm biased!)"

Told you. He’s sensible. Guess you’re outnumbered MrNE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.

Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.

Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.

I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue

I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection

We talking current or of all time?? There's only one GOAT if looking back on time...

Of all time.

The pressure! But Mr Henry gets my vote every time (but I'm biased!)

Lenny? He’s not even a good comedian never mind a footballer

I agree with you on his comedy...

Woah, Lenny is hilarious

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Someone who I haven't already met in person? Gemini Man "

Ooo yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.

Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.

Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.

I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue

I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection

We talking current or of all time?? There's only one GOAT if looking back on time...

Of all time.

The pressure! But Mr Henry gets my vote every time (but I'm biased!)

Told you. He’s sensible. Guess you’re outnumbered MrNE

You’re both wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, can’t pick just one I’m afraid! FoolHardly, Kylie, crispy Duck, _ou only live once, Jonny & pickle.

Pickle! That’s me.

Soon I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone who I haven't already met in person? Gemini Man "

Oh yes!! I miss him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quacksplat always catches my eye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lib

Actually I can’t choose one. Sam too. And Jennie TV and Kylie and Granny - all those people would be intriguing to me and would be a good night out. "

Great choice.

I'm pretty underwhelming though so you should definitely pick Sam.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.

Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.

Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.

I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue

I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection

We talking current or of all time?? There's only one GOAT if looking back on time...

Of all time.

The pressure! But Mr Henry gets my vote every time (but I'm biased!)

Told you. He’s sensible. Guess you’re outnumbered MrNE

You’re both wrong

Damn. There goes my beer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh tell a lie we still haven't meet Busty Belle

oooofffft that girl be smoking

BB is definitely on my list too

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"No, can’t pick just one I’m afraid! FoolHardly, Kylie, crispy Duck, _ou only live once, Jonny & pickle.

Pickle! That’s me.

Soon I hope

Count me in!

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

_uitednbooted2 for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t pick one

I’d happily meet everyone I have already

But someone I haven’t … Yeah Baby and Foxy Viking

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over a year ago

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"_uitednbooted2 for me."

The feeling is mutual trust me

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

I have my eye on someone and he knows it. I'm really hoping we can make it happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may be tempted out of retirement for a trip west when fuel becomes cheap again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of the people I wanted to meet, I've met at a recent group social.

I'd say Yeah Baby as they have awesome pics and AJ seems so positive and lovely

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

There really isn't just one... I'm intrigued to meet a whole bunch of people. Plus, I really like coffee, so anyone who has that I'm totally up for meeting!

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I’ve not met before?

I’d do coffee with any of _ou only live once, inconceivable or hippychick.

Ah, mate - you my pick too! Mine's a Flat White, please.

Though I'd happily also join you and Mr NE for that footie chat in the pub: Ozil, Mount and Milner together in a midfield 3 you never thought possible.

I’d need to know who you think the greatest premier league striker is first. Steve hasn’t got a clue

I’d put money on him agreeing with on my selection

We talking current or of all time?? There's only one GOAT if looking back on time...

Of all time.

The pressure! But Mr Henry gets my vote every time (but I'm biased!)

Told you. He’s sensible. Guess you’re outnumbered MrNE

You’re both wrong

Damn. There goes my beer."

We can still have a beer but we just have to watch a compilation of all of Big Al’s 260 Premier League goals.

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By *r Sprout OP Man
over a year ago

the middle

"We can still have a beer but we just have to watch a compilation of all of Big Al’s 260 Premier League goals."

I hope this isn’t a pre requisite for when we meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm already doing it... and very much enjoying every second I get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, can’t pick just one I’m afraid! FoolHardly, Kylie, crispy Duck, _ou only live once, Jonny & pickle.

Pickle! That’s me.

Soon I hope

Count me in!"

Well my day just a little brighter!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

No one from fab springs to mind, that I haven’t socially met already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who drinks the most coffee?

I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble might chaff

What's a stubble maggot chaf?

Feels like that should be my next profile name..

FIFme Hahaha. Autocorrect eh?"

Brilliant.

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Outsider because she is nice and friendly and hippy chick saw her at Manchester social wow she was gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We can still have a beer but we just have to watch a compilation of all of Big Al’s 260 Premier League goals.

I hope this isn’t a pre requisite for when we meet

Surely as a Spurs fan you agree Shearer was better than Henry so you don’t need educated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not mentioning names, but I'd like to think she knows.

We chat on a daily basis, ranging from one or two messages to a full blown conversation, she's absolutely gorgeous yet totally impervious to my flirts

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I've learned from these type of threads,there are too many id like to meet to single anyone out!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

My mate Mboro. He and I share some great chats, and I know it would be even better sharing some women together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who drinks the most coffee?

I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble might chaff

What's a stubble maggot chaf?

Feels like that should be my next profile name..

FIFme Hahaha. Autocorrect eh?

Brilliant.

I know. What can you do?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"JennieTV. I want to get her d*unk and take her to Safeway in Swansea.

Also Wonko. I adore his negativity! It’s infectious. I need more of it. "

Wonko will always have a queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got so many haha

So among the ladies: Nora, meli, dancer and a few more ha

Lads: hmmm, d91k (tho he’s not on forum anymore) gats gats x kinkybuiscuit cos he needs to take me to Gail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who drinks the most coffee?

I resemble that remark… your not my type, I think it’s because your stubble maggot chaf

What's a stubble maggot chaf?

Feels like that should be my next profile name..

I'm glad you asked as I also need to know

I think that was directed at Jonny?

No, I definitely needed to know what a stubble maggot chaf was

I've met a stubbly maggot but he didn't leave any chaffing

I think he’s worried that when sucking my balls, stubble might chafe him.

It’s a fair concert.

I’m happy with just the coffee to be fair, he made it weird. "

I thought you were a stubbly maggot CHAV. Read it all wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one from fab springs to mind, that I haven’t socially met already. "

Me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably never happen as not a lot happens in Manchester but quacksplat"

i was in Manchester this weekend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've learned from these type of threads,there are too many id like to meet to single anyone out! "

That’s a nice fence you’re sitting on

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By *asiKhanMan
over a year ago

luton

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By *asiKhanMan
over a year ago

luton

Would love to meet MrsKylieGrealish69 xx

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Corby

Pussy Galore 1

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Just another girl for me.

I want to 'annoy' her.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

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