FabSwingers.com forum: What are the chances of you having sex today?

By *art123 OP Man
over a year ago

Stoke

And with yourself doesn’t count!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very slim to be honest

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Almost zero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same as they are every day.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Pretty high

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Sex on tap here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like -1000

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By *oobyHotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Thurrock

Slim sadly because I'm very horny

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

Very highly unlikely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very slim

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Zero here but ask me tomorrow

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

0% and that's me being kind to myself lol

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Thal

Sub Zero!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no chance ........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely Zero!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less than zero

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Will save it for another time

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By *heArrowsCouple
over a year ago

Is recieving oral, sex?

Or what about mutual masturbating while making out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very slim only a couple of hours to go then working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking for sex today so zero chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomorrow can only get better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[clothes Removed by poster ready for sex at 18/04/22 08:57:30]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big fat zero

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By *tms1xCouple
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Been good so far and still looking good for round two later

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By *art123 OP Man
over a year ago

Stoke

Uncanny how sexless we all appear to be!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

If I bake a cake and offer it to local women, maybe 69%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More chance of me eating a jaffa cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find a simple math equation helps my chances

If x =0 and y =0 then the two added together provide the relevant answer

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Nil Poi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely zero chance. I don’t have the time

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

You mean again?

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Nope. Zero

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Zero as still in isolation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% guranteed

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

Very high as my wife is SO horny

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

Sex? Hahahahaaaa…….. nope

..as usual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a day off, it's bank holiday monday

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Exceedingly slim, although as it's my birthday I live in hope

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Already have - twice so far

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Neither more nor less than before today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already have.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Will not happen

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Probably low but always a chance lol

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

What’s that? Lol

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"And with yourself doesn’t count!

I would say none, because I am choosing not to have sex.

If I wanted to have sex today, then I would say I had a 100% chance of having sex.

I guess that makes me very lucky

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

There is a good chance today as Mars and Jupiter are aligned, the high tide is at 11.42am, a south westerly wind is blowing and it's a bank holiday. Perfect conditions for it! I just need to find someone who shares my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8/10 but that could change depending on how annoying I feel like being today.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

10/10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10/10

Boast!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex?? Can someone possibly tell me what that is?

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Thal

"There is a good chance today as Mars and Jupiter are aligned, the high tide is at 11.42am, a south westerly wind is blowing and it's a bank holiday. Perfect conditions for it! I just need to find someone who shares my opinion

Ahhhh yes.....now I’ve looked into this information and armed with renewed confidence, I’m going to blat out messages to all the women on the hot pics and expect instant reply’s to which I’ll take my pick from the best of the best

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

100%

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"10/10

Boast!!"

Damn right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope for lots of filthy dirty horny sex. My chances are as good as any day. Let’s see what happens

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Zero

unless driving back from the coast I bumped into a car full of women ravenous for a trans

Failing that a truck driver will probably get his knob out at least once on one of my service lane pit stops .

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire

Hmmmm 50/50 and we're still hardly wearing anything here

.... If any of our friends come forward today it's 100% lol

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

I have cake on offer Lemon Drizzle or Coconut and Lime but I still think it will be a big fat Zero.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More chance of it raining

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Errm, there is a very long queue on that option

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

99% good

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By *ussywaitingWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

I choose my underwear for the day based on how

likely I am to have sex.

Today I'm wearing a used grocery bag I found floating across the road !

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

High chances..question is will it be with more than one woman..hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About as much chance as finding lord Lucan riding shergar in my back garden.

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By *assy MissWoman
over a year ago

Sent to Coventry

Almost zero sadly

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

-1% . But my choice as I feel like death today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero ....

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

none because my kids are here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m wearing shorts. So anything could happen.

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Unless I get an offer . No chance

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By *arried-BBW-LookingWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

It’s Easter so not a chance sadly xx

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Not today.

Today’s a rest day.

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By *aughty_builder87Man
over a year ago

Keston

50% I had it last night so I’m calm

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

No chance- I'm on shift later, but also have my kid home from uni...I adore him but my secret nickname for him is Captain Cockblock

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Nil. Though I may lose count at the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% , my husband is on fire since I had my first solo meet Friday night

Kids are here, so he'll just have to put his hand over my mouth and use me fast

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

"No chance- I'm on shift later, but also have my kid home from uni...I adore him but my secret nickname for him is Captain Cockblock

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just spat my tea out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely zero.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

Zero for me today got family coming around so maybe some self pleasure before that but that’s it

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By *pentoall555Man
over a year ago

benfleet

None with my wife

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"No chance- I'm on shift later, but also have my kid home from uni...I adore him but my secret nickname for him is Captain Cockblock

just spat my tea out lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nil. Though I may lose count at the weekend

I could rectify that in 40mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally a 75% this evening. Right now it's a 50-50

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By *anae21Woman
over a year ago

Nearer than you think

Not a hope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good xx

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By *for2Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Its: -273.15 °C

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Nil. Though I may lose count at the weekend

I could rectify that in 40mins

How fast are you driving lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nil. Though I may lose count at the weekend

I could rectify that in 40mins

How fast are you driving lol

Peddle to the metal ... I got naughty intentions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100%, and not with a FAB member

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And with yourself doesn’t count!

More chance of getting a wank from The Pope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Zero

Are easyJet flying to Glasgow again yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

0.001%, but only because I'm an optimist.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Depends if I can be bothered

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Zero

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Absolutely zero, he's 1200 miles away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"100%

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

Not a chance as I’m stuck in the spare room isolating with covid

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex

Anyone want to increase my chances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Zero"

would you like to be having sex though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None its not a priority

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Quite a good chance but shall see later

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Zero.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very high

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero. Covid ridden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not turning down bank holiday pay rates...

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By *onkeynutWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Zero. I can’t be bothered.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

What’s sex….. a zero

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By *randy LoveWoman
over a year ago

My bed.. But I'd sooner be in yours.

0%.. Unfortunately

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By *hesexpeopleCouple
over a year ago

s wales

I would say the chances are pretty high

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By *ont you just loveCouple
over a year ago

Banbury

Yes please to day would be nice

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By *cotty1376Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

0% to probably not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

already did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends could be 100% could be 0%

Probably be 0%

But if I really wanted to I could fly the insta shag flag and be pumped in like 20 minutes if I really wanted to

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Slim to none. And slim just left town.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

0% I've decided more me time it's not a focus point but the garden is

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

Live in hope but realistically slim to none.

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By *rhugesMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zero

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately none with covid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unfortunately none with covid

Hope you feel better soon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully a high chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex - 0%

Wank - 100%

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Extremely slim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And with yourself doesn’t count!

If solo sex doesn't count, then zero.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I think I’m more likely to catch the flu

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

"Zero. Covid ridden

I’m the same must have been the social but I’m not complaining a small price to pay for meeting lovely folk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given my current stare of morose mentality it's an absolute zero chance

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

The chances of having MORE sex today are fairly slim, buy not impossible.

Cal

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Reasonably high chance I’d say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unfortunately none with covid

Hope you feel better soon! "

Ahh thank you!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Even odds. Depends how much pain I'm in and if I can shake my feelings of uselessness.

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

Very likely! Why not be optimistic?

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Slim to none

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Given the number of women who have said zero and the number of men who have said zero… I’m sure people close enough can connect and if the chemistry is there can make something happen today…

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Zero unless I decide to raid the toy box later, but that probably doesn’t count

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

It would be a very slim chance of it.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Yes, I intend to end the day as I started it.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Zilch

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By *ubmissive guyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Zero here too, blimey, so much for being on a sex site

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

I will say zero. Unless female who I have been seeing for a while visits and decides to want to sleep with me. So far just good friends

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By *imkev76Couple
over a year ago

GOSPORT

I’d say pretty high chance - when he gets home of course x

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

100%

Looking forward to it.

My sympathies to those going without. Hopefully you have some Easter eggs to comfort eat instead.

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By *ornyharry39Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Fingers crossed x

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

Zero, same as every other day

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