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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why so serious?!

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Harambe died for the sins of mankind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bjs on the house

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By *ndecentexposureMan
over a year ago

north london

War is never justified

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

People who call themselves friendly, aren't.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Some people are full of shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

You can't go for one pint

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By *ndecentexposureMan
over a year ago

north london

"You can't go for one pint "
ones too many and two is not enough

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"You can't go for one pint ones too many and two is not enough"
in ireland 1=at least 3

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By *he night owlMan
over a year ago

East Midlands

Limoncello is bloody rank but always good to keep on learning stuff

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By *axmanaterMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

BOMB !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like trains!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't need to put mayo in the fridge

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I fucked your mum.

*and your dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

XR protesters should be castrated to stop them breeding more snowflakes

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By *ndecentexposureMan
over a year ago

north london

"You can't go for one pint ones too many and two is not enoughin ireland 1=at least 3

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I went for one in County Waterford once . 12 hours later a police man and a priest were taking me and my girlfriend for a drive up to the mountains .only in Ireland.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"You can't go for one pint ones too many and two is not enoughin ireland 1=at least 3

I went for one in County Waterford once . 12 hours later a police man and a priest were taking me and my girlfriend for a drive up to the mountains .only in Ireland. "
I can only drink about 8 to 10 pints in one sitting and I'm considered a light weight in my local

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once put a deposit box up my arse, bloody hurt, then realised I miss heard and it was a suppository!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't go for one pint ones too many and two is not enoughin ireland 1=at least 3

I went for one in County Waterford once . 12 hours later a police man and a priest were taking me and my girlfriend for a drive up to the mountains .only in Ireland. "

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"You can't go for one pint ones too many and two is not enoughin ireland 1=at least 3

I went for one in County Waterford once . 12 hours later a police man and a priest were taking me and my girlfriend for a drive up to the mountains .only in Ireland.

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I like trains!"

Not sure if anorak or ASDFMovie fan.

But I LIKE TURTLES!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Jim stirs your coffee with his penis

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

I like turtles.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Jim stirs your coffee with his penis "

Some of us like penis coffee *nods*

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

I'm a trekkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

40% of the population are “surplus to requirements”. (Very contentious I know).

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By *ndecentexposureMan
over a year ago

north london

"You can't go for one pint ones too many and two is not enoughin ireland 1=at least 3

I went for one in County Waterford once . 12 hours later a police man and a priest were taking me and my girlfriend for a drive up to the mountains .only in Ireland.

Be careful there. I know (of) people who said the wrong thing and were walked down Tory hill over broken glass and poison. It was back in the days of the “troubles” but that’s deep Ra country…. They can handle their beer though! "
to be fair the policeman was my girlfriends brother and the priest her cousin . She was a student nurse in London and we probably would have married if she didn't move back to Ireland once she qualified . I spent many days and nights in Ireland, played spoons with Foster and Allen in West meath and spent 2 nights in Dublin coach station , never had any issues until I went into Northern Ireland (belfast) where I didn't even get a chance to pick a side . Despite that I love all of Ireland and all the people from Ireland.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Rugby is a much better sport than football.

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Rugby is a much better sport than football. "

Agreed. Up there with ice hockey

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

"Rugby is a much better sport than football. "
wouldn't be hard but hurling is without a shadow of a doubt the best in the world

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By *ndecentexposureMan
over a year ago

north london

"Rugby is a much better sport than football. "
Having played both I would agree but maybe because I was better at rugby . Being a large fat man (union) I was always in awe of my northern friends who played league . One at a very high level for Wigan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say they're a "normal" man or woman, aren't. Run...

(Research from statement analysis.)

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By *ndecentexposureMan
over a year ago

north london

"People who say they're a "normal" man or woman, aren't. Run...

(Research from statement analysis.)"
think many people use normal to mean average . Im on the autistic spectrum so could never consider myself normal in any context.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say they're a "normal" man or woman, aren't. Run...

(Research from statement analysis.) think many people use normal to mean average . Im on the autistic spectrum so could never consider myself normal in any context. "

Look in to statement analysis, it's fascinating.

My neighbour once told me he was a normal nice guy. It set alarm bells off, 2 weeks later his missus was banging my door for help after he beat her.

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By *ndecentexposureMan
over a year ago

north london

"People who say they're a "normal" man or woman, aren't. Run...

(Research from statement analysis.) think many people use normal to mean average . Im on the autistic spectrum so could never consider myself normal in any context.

Look in to statement analysis, it's fascinating.

My neighbour once told me he was a normal nice guy. It set alarm bells off, 2 weeks later his missus was banging my door for help after he beat her."
I would struggle with this . I take people at their word and would not know how to react with conflicting reports.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like turtles.

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I love my dog.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Boo!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Jaffa Cakes are evil

*chase me*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your unemployed or on any kind of benefits you should work free for the council, litter picking or cutting grass or picking chewing gum off pavements.

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Beer is overated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't go for one pint ones too many and two is not enoughin ireland 1=at least 3

I went for one in County Waterford once . 12 hours later a police man and a priest were taking me and my girlfriend for a drive up to the mountains .only in Ireland.

Be careful there. I know (of) people who said the wrong thing and were walked down Tory hill over broken glass and poison. It was back in the days of the “troubles” but that’s deep Ra country…. They can handle their beer though! to be fair the policeman was my girlfriends brother and the priest her cousin . She was a student nurse in London and we probably would have married if she didn't move back to Ireland once she qualified . I spent many days and nights in Ireland, played spoons with Foster and Allen in West meath and spent 2 nights in Dublin coach station , never had any issues until I went into Northern Ireland (belfast) where I didn't even get a chance to pick a side . Despite that I love all of Ireland and all the people from Ireland. "

My father was based in Hollywood Barracks where I lived for 18 months back in early 70s when I was a child..

Scary times for a child.

Thats why I've ended up like I am.lol..

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By *ewCoupleHXCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

All we are saying..give peace a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're all annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're all annoying"

FAF?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Silent but deadly. Whoever smelt it dealt it

*Runs away at full speed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're all annoying

FAF?

At this time of morning!?

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

"All we are saying..give peace a chance"

Give peas a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're all annoying

FAF?

At this time of morning!?"

*still running away…… to a safe distance

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

251 days to Christmas.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have bruised my balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People are the shittest mammals.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"251 days to Christmas......."

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 18/04/22 07:14:15]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cakes are better than biscuits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rugby is a much better sport than football. Having played both I would agree but maybe because I was better at rugby . Being a large fat man (union) I was always in awe of my northern friends who played league . One at a very high level for Wigan. "

League pisses all over Union for base skills and fitness, hence they keep taking our cast offs and 10 yr old tactics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who has to say what a good person they are, probably isn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sniff my pit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sniff my pit "

Ooh no thanks. Stinky morning pit.

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By *ink Panther 123Man
over a year ago

Colnbrook

Your Mum!!!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Sniff my pit "

If my nose is that close to your pits then my fingertips are wiggling in your ribs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DD/lg roleplay is amazing

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"251 days to Christmas......."

This^

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

There is a massive problem with everyday racism in the UK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are the better gender

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sniff my pit

If my nose is that close to your pits then my fingertips are wiggling in your ribs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Lives Matter.

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

this one is gonna stink … * parppppp *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sniff my pit

Ooh no thanks. Stinky morning pit. "
fine then lick it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your sister was much tighter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sniff my pit

Ooh no thanks. Stinky morning pit. fine then lick it

That's even worse. Then I get the taste aswell as the smell

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

I love chocolate orange..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you wear jeans to lounge around the house you’re a psychopath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Why are some posts on threads in a different font?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Analwartflap ( runs away)

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

"I like trains!"

When they gave out ‘brains’, I thought they said ‘trains’,

So I asked for a small, slow one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Books are way better then the film adaptations.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

It’s definitely not wee

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

We don't like Queen or Guns & Roses

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

A fab 10 is a real life 4

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Pineapple on pizza is disgusting and should be illegal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’ll all be the same in 100 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here lies this conversation

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Fuck........and go!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here lies this conversation

Today’s the day for a resurrection.

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"A fab 10 is a real life 4"

If the person is a woman. If they're a man it's the other way round.

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By *cotty1376Man
over a year ago

PRESTON

pineapple belongs on pizza

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"pineapple belongs on pizza "

I actually agree

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

The ending to game of thrones was shit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ending to game of thrones was shit!! "

All of it was shit

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Your it!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"People who call themselves friendly, aren't."

People who call themselves genuine, aren't.

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

Vote Tory

if you hate humans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab is a sex site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no one will even notice. Px

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Surely that's not illegal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was me that took that lady to Funkytown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women need men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women need men to leave them alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum n go is awesome.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't go for one pint ones too many and two is not enoughin ireland 1=at least 3

It's the place to be so

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Tiddies.

*exits Dr Zoidburg style*

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cum n go is awesome."

Isn’t that a cheap shampoo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cum n go is awesome."

Cum and have a go if you think you're hard enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunk bubbles for rent

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