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My mate fancies you... the Easter Sunday edition again

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And we're back...

My mate is feeling the joy of Easter, the bunny may have abandoned them but the rabbit has been working overtime, and as a result I've got a load of horny mates who really want to tell you they fancy you but are way too shy to do it directly.

So... if you're like my mate and too shy to own up, or even if you aren't, let's have some anonymous Easter smut passed around.

And so the OP doesn't get cranky, make sure you tell your mates that you fancy her too. Even if you don't. Cos she is a shameless attention seeking whore. Obvs

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All messages relayed from my hot mates.

Lucky bar stewards the lot of ya.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm making another entry

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Another thread? I best get my thinking cap on to come up with more filth to send to you insatiable lot

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've got a hot fella in my box...

Message for miss smith

I really hope you lower your standards soon and give me the opportunity to...

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…

back in to read more filth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on it’s been fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in and happy to be the bearer of filthy tidings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for a penny

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I'm making another entry "

Your entry is always welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can all mine from the previous thread confess via pm, thank you please

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

back in again and still curious from the first edition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out.

I'm currently flatlined in all departments so any flattery is going to be nothing more than a kick in the teeth.

You all enjoy yourself I'm off to watch some paint dry

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I’m back in for round 2 it’s always better anyways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in and shaking it all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in. I’ll grab another bottle J xxx

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I’m fed now.. I can think.

Monkey share the thighs.

Many thanks

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By *uperjackMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Still in. Well isn’t this fun!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a message from the last thread.

"Can you let Miss Smith know that some girls are bigger than others "

It's OK. Morrissey wrote this before he said all those things. We can still enjoy the music.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Blimey! Didn't get chance to tickle my tastebuds! I'm in... bring cheese too... and crisps...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In for giggles

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Can all mine from the previous thread confess via pm, thank you please "

My only confession is ooooooft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haven't done one of these for a while, I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a message from the last thread.

"Can you let Miss Smith know that some girls are bigger than others "

It's OK. Morrissey wrote this before he said all those things. We can still enjoy the music. "

I don’t get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a hot fella in my box...

Message for miss smith

I really hope you lower your standards soon and give me the opportunity to... "

Make yourself known!!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Kinky my love... a sexy fella says...

Can u tell kinky inked lady she’s a cracker and I’d love to bump into her in Liverpool next month when I’m down

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

jasmine you lucky lady…. A very sex friend would like to tell you that the stockings really need to be ripped off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Calling _ex holes. This v sexy lady says she’s got a fluffy bunny that wants venturing down ur hole !!! no resisting here btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in for rewriting your outpourings of lust

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tea monkey I'm hoping you're back in this one because I've been having a very interesting chat with my very sexy pal... and she says...

I would love to nibble on his cookie please

(As she is plenty sweet enough without the extra sugar I think you should let her nibble elsewhere too )

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Incoming for the gorgeous kinkyinked from a rather cheeky charmer

She' a cracker and I’d love to bump into her in Liverpool next month when I’m down.

Sounds like you would have a rather fun time with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Missed the first one so in for this one

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA

People are on the ball with the messages today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Direct message from me all you lasses with a picture with your hand in your knickers thanks

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

mtm2 you lucky duck… my mate would like to know if it’s an upside down 69? or a feet behind ears deep dive?

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Incoming for the rather sexy inevitable from a lady who's got her eye on you....

Please could you tell inevitable that his big arms get me all wet. I would love to feel him pin me down.

Oooooo that's a sexy image

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Calling REX HOLES! REX!! I've got a little something for you

My delicious mate says...

Can you please tell Rex Holes I’ve been bribed to take one for the team and the pot is now large enough for me to demand he shows his mushroom. In person.

(And she said I can still take the photos)

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mtm2 you lucky duck… my mate would like to know if it’s an upside down 69? or a feet behind ears deep dive? "

Haha! Err what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incoming for the gorgeous kinkyinked from a rather cheeky charmer

She' a cracker and I’d love to bump into her in Liverpool next month when I’m down.

Sounds like you would have a rather fun time with him "

Ooh I’m intrigued….

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I love having this man as a sexy mate... cos

He says...

Would you kindly ask ABootyfulDay when is she going to give me the tour of her bedroom…….I mean Aberdeen?

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

The thread is full of women I fancy today!

I'd better get typing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message has just been delivered to me by a lovely lady…

Please could you tell Foolhardy that he's got a really sweet face. I want to sit on it.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"The thread is full of women I fancy today!

I'd better get typing. "

You're welcome. I gathered them special for you and everyfink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incoming for the rather sexy inevitable from a lady who's got her eye on you....

Please could you tell inevitable that his big arms get me all wet. I would love to feel him pin me down.

Oooooo that's a sexy image "
whos eyes could they be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for moraygirl

"what sort of giggles are you looking for? I like to laugh too!"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

This utter charmer of a mate says...

Can you please tell Jasmine X that those stockings would look better off her and around my wrists ready for her to do whatever she wants to me

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I posted the following message in the first edition but it still applies now :

A message for all those who have received a message or not, that you are all beautiful in your own unique way and that to the world you maybe one person but to one person you are there world

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m back in!

Wahey

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Tea monkey I'm hoping you're back in this one because I've been having a very interesting chat with my very sexy pal... and she says...

I would love to nibble on his cookie please

(As she is plenty sweet enough without the extra sugar I think you should let her nibble elsewhere too )"

That cookie’s mine!

I’ll have to see if I’ve got any left after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This utter charmer of a mate says...

Can you please tell Jasmine X that those stockings would look better off her and around my wrists ready for her to do whatever she wants to me "

Oooo just up my street

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I have a very sexy, very to the point mate who says...

Can you tell mrj1….

Round two. I’d still fuck shit outta you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teamonkey a certain girl is very happy to see your torso around here again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonjour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A message has just been delivered to me by a lovely lady…

Please could you tell Foolhardy that he's got a really sweet face. I want to sit on it."

Awww thank you, I'm blushing so much it'll already be warm for you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

This sexy genius has a message for my lovely mate...

Please would you advise MTM2 that if she fancies being MTM2+1, she can definitely ADD me as a friend SUMtime

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Booty, it seems I have a rival for your affections (obviously, you're sexy as hell)...

Could you tell Abootyfulday that I can't wait to meet her again, and maybe this time our mutual friend can join us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo the secrecy is a pest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This sexy genius has a message for my lovely mate...

Please would you advise MTM2 that if she fancies being MTM2+1, she can definitely ADD me as a friend SUMtime"

Oh god I'm shit at maths. Spell it out for me in my inbox!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Oooo can I play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was fresh from competing in my annual selection of alternative sports such as big snorkelling and welly wanging, when I came across an absolute goddess of a woman furiously removing pants from a row of M&S mannequins in a range of poses. After admiring her technique (and her boobs) I plucked up the courage to ask what sport she was training for. She replied to say that although she appreciates the local traditions of cheese rolling etc, she was in fact just practicing how fast she could do it in readiness for whipping AMCs blue pants off in mere seconds….

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Keyser_Soze you babe... my sexy mate says that she is starting to feel left out, you've not offered to measure her depths yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make me giggle and you will find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh. I just read messages from the last one. Keyser, thank you. Return the thanks, as I’m clueless on who to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An extremely sexy looking man has asked me to tell ABootyfulDay that she's lovely and such a sweet soul. He can't wait to corrupt it !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you please let foolhardly know that he is far too fit and when can I smooch his face off? 

From a nice little fitty enjoy

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Oh holy moly my inbox just heated up from a message from a sexy as hell lady...

Can you please tell AMC that I want to pull those tighty whiteys down and share a shower with him

AMC do it, let her!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Kinkyinked please open your thighs for me, I've got something warm and thick for you and it's full of cream

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Kinkyinked please open your thighs for me, I've got something warm and thick for you and it's full of cream "

That was from my gorgeous stud of a mate btw. I have no creamy goodness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Incoming for the gorgeous kinkyinked from a rather cheeky charmer

She' a cracker and I’d love to bump into her in Liverpool next month when I’m down.

Sounds like you would have a rather fun time with him

Ooh I’m intrigued…."
this whole game is very intriguing tbf

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I can't help but think that my mate is feeling less than subtle... as he said...

Can you tell Floro that she should really show me her bum.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Mtm2 my sexy hunk of a friend says that he’ll be her fursty dog woof woof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An absolutely beauty just dropped into my messages and asked me to let Woody know that she’s still flirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lovely mate say’s :

Please could you tell AMC that I said Phwoar! And that's it because his hot body has got me all tongue tied. Oh my

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"I love having this man as a sexy mate... cos

He says...

Would you kindly ask ABootyfulDay when is she going to give me the tour of her bedroom…….I mean Aberdeen? "

When suits you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you please let foolhardly know that he is far too fit and when can I smooch his face off? 

From a nice little fitty enjoy"

I think I know who this is from by the choice of words and I would smooch her right back and then some!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Calling _ex holes. This v sexy lady says she’s got a fluffy bunny that wants venturing down ur hole !!! no resisting here btw "

Nooooooooooooooooooo

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By *uddly GoblinMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Oh I'm in, these can be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice wee easter themed messaged…

….Please could you tell Erect Jim that I want to suck on his last rolo. And more.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Calling REX HOLES! REX!! I've got a little something for you

My delicious mate says...

Can you please tell Rex Holes I’ve been bribed to take one for the team and the pot is now large enough for me to demand he shows his mushroom. In person.

(And she said I can still take the photos)"

My mushroom is magic

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"Booty, it seems I have a rival for your affections (obviously, you're sexy as hell)...

Could you tell Abootyfulday that I can't wait to meet her again, and maybe this time our mutual friend can join us"

Oh my yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't help but think that my mate is feeling less than subtle... as he said...

Can you tell Floro that she should really show me her bum."

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Still in the pub, got another bottle in too !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rex Holes. Apparently someone has lost their watch. Could you please check all the usual places…….

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

I’ll try again

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"An extremely sexy looking man has asked me to tell ABootyfulDay that she's lovely and such a sweet soul. He can't wait to corrupt it !!"

Well this sounds like it could be exciting... I am after all rather innocent maybe message me on how you are going to do this....

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Rex Holes. Apparently someone has lost their watch. Could you please check all the usual places……. "

Try Poshisisis purse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hot as hell friend says..

can you please let inevitable know that I know he likes seeing girls with their hands in their pants but can I please get my hands in his please?

Say yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message from a very very handsome guy :

Can u ask miss smith will she at least do half way to cover the distance since I’ve seen her pics now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This absolute sexy bomb just landed this in my inbox.

Can you please pass onto _ockosaurus that he's making me hungry with his new pic; am I allowed to move the chocolate so I can kiss him all over?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Please don't feel disheartened or cranky if you don't get a message. The fun is in the giving, not the receiving, and in the driving people mad with frustration or flirting anonymously in plain sight. Or in the owning up.

And please don't take it out on me if you don't get a message, because that's not why I open my inbox

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Oh my! A rather cheeky message for the gorgeous MrsJae from a rather sexy man I wouldn't mind getting my hands on

Id like to give that mrsjae my big daddy steak right up her pie hole

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A gorgeous man asked me to say...

Jasmine, it’s a beautiful flower and yes, I would pick you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My hot as hell friend says..

can you please let inevitable know that I know he likes seeing girls with their hands in their pants but can I please get my hands in his please?

Say yes! "
ad long as you dont confuse it for an FA cup football draw and start pulling balls out

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My beautiful and awesome but only mildly funny mate says...

Please can you tell Easily led he is the loveliest human, moderately funny and very average at singing and he deserves queues of lusty women knocking at his door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please don't feel disheartened or cranky if you don't get a message. The fun is in the giving, not the receiving, and in the driving people mad with frustration or flirting anonymously in plain sight. Or in the owning up.

And please don't take it out on me if you don't get a message, because that's not why I open my inbox "

It's rubbish that someone did that when all you've done is set up a fun thread and given people a lot of fun.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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oooooo incoming for Miss Smith you gorgeous lady from a rather sexy and charming gentleman....

Can you please tell xMissSmithx that she is stunning. I've found a new addition to my Hotlist and I'm crushing on her a little... Or a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologies for the late delay my friend, but nobody comes between Keyser and his food.

That said, my stupendously handsome buddy would love to ask Melrose “ can I find myself in your ‘place’! “

Go on Mel, it’s the place to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A gorgeous man asked me to say...

Jasmine, it’s a beautiful flower and yes, I would pick you "

Oh my that’s so lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message from a very very handsome guy :

Can u ask miss smith will she at least do half way to cover the distance since I’ve seen her pics now

"

I need to know where half way is???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy you OP

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over a year ago

Out

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By *MCMan
over a year ago

London/EA


"Oh holy moly my inbox just heated up from a message from a sexy as hell lady...

Can you please tell AMC that I want to pull those tighty whiteys down and share a shower with him

AMC do it, let her! "

Find your way into my inbox and I’m sure we can arrange it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keyser_Soze you babe... my sexy mate says that she is starting to feel left out, you've not offered to measure her depths yet."

My depth gauge is yours for exclusive use. Step into my office.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the lovely Floro,

My mate is wondering if your mate can numb your piss flaps please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apologies for the late delay my friend, but nobody comes between Keyser and his food.

That said, my stupendously handsome buddy would love to ask Melrose “ can I find myself in your ‘place’! “

Go on Mel, it’s the place to be."

Ooohhhhh I’m intrigued

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Rex... you're a popular man as usual... my sexy babe of a mate says...

Can you tell Rex I’d like a romantic evening with him and some sticks that I insert down his japs eye to panpipe music. Say yes!! Please say yes!!!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I fancy you OP "

Say it with Smut Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im out for a bit. It’s been fun to send and receive. Thanks Posh xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the lovely Floro,

My mate is wondering if your mate can numb your piss flaps please

"

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Don't go Jasmine! My sexy mate has this to pass on...

Message for the utterly gorgeous Jasmine

If Hari Kari was a sexual act, she could throw herself onto my sword anytime

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Rex... you're a popular man as usual... my sexy babe of a mate says...

Can you tell Rex I’d like a romantic evening with him and some sticks that I insert down his japs eye to panpipe music. Say yes!! Please say yes!!!"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To MellRose, my dapper friend wants to say that you profile and pictures are awesome!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

…


"Please don't feel disheartened or cranky if you don't get a message. The fun is in the giving, not the receiving, and in the driving people mad with frustration or flirting anonymously in plain sight. Or in the owning up.

And please don't take it out on me if you don't get a message, because that's not why I open my inbox "

Aw no way that's not fair on you Posh sending positive vibes x

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Rex... you're a popular man as usual... my sexy babe of a mate says...

Can you tell Rex I’d like a romantic evening with him and some sticks that I insert down his japs eye to panpipe music. Say yes!! Please say yes!!!

Yes "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To MellRose, my dapper friend wants to say that you profile and pictures are awesome! "

Thank you

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Rex... you're a popular man as usual... my sexy babe of a mate says...

Can you tell Rex I’d like a romantic evening with him and some sticks that I insert down his japs eye to panpipe music. Say yes!! Please say yes!!!

Yes

"

I would do anything for love

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"My beautiful and awesome but only mildly funny mate says...

Please can you tell Easily led he is the loveliest human, moderately funny and very average at singing and he deserves queues of lusty women knocking at his door."

Only one woman on here has heard me sing!

I wonder if the adequate woman in question has any Welsh in her?

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Oh why not - I’ll dip my toe in xx

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Missed the first one due to stuffing cake in our faces So we're in for round two

LvM

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My beautiful and awesome but only mildly funny mate says...

Please can you tell Easily led he is the loveliest human, moderately funny and very average at singing and he deserves queues of lusty women knocking at his door.

Only one woman on here has heard me sing!

I wonder if the adequate woman in question has any Welsh in her? "

I'll answer for her.

Not yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye, turns out I'm a needy bastard as well... I'm in.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on then

TG x

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"My beautiful and awesome but only mildly funny mate says...

Please can you tell Easily led he is the loveliest human, moderately funny and very average at singing and he deserves queues of lusty women knocking at his door.

Only one woman on here has heard me sing!

I wonder if the adequate woman in question has any Welsh in her?

I'll answer for her.

Not yet "

Only a matter of time posh,she keeps sending me tit pics to draw me in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Dancer you babe... there is a hunk of sexy in my box who says...

Can you please tell Dancer my ears are cold, I'd like to use the inside of her thighs to warm them up

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My beautiful and awesome but only mildly funny mate says...

Please can you tell Easily led he is the loveliest human, moderately funny and very average at singing and he deserves queues of lusty women knocking at his door.

Only one woman on here has heard me sing!

I wonder if the adequate woman in question has any Welsh in her?

I'll answer for her.

Not yet

Only a matter of time posh,she keeps sending me tit pics to draw me in "

She does that to you too?

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

not gonna keep a secret and just be up front and honest about it ….

not so posh, you truly are an awesome human being whom is a pleasure to know, your personality outshines a million of the brightest lightbulbs, the world is a much better place for having you in it so so t never ever change xx

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick


"This absolute sexy bomb just landed this in my inbox.

Can you please pass onto _ockosaurus that he's making me hungry with his new pic; am I allowed to move the chocolate so I can kiss him all over? "

How about you slowly eat it all the way down? Make yourself known and we may be able to arrange something x

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Can I join for a while?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

One from a hot bunny to a sexy rabbit...

Can you tell thumper to come bang this little Duracell bunny

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"not gonna keep a secret and just be up front and honest about it ….

not so posh, you truly are an awesome human being whom is a pleasure to know, your personality outshines a million of the brightest lightbulbs, the world is a much better place for having you in it so so t never ever change xx "

Aww Slappy... thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another for the sexy rabbit from a hottie...

Could you please tell Thumper he can thump me anytime

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

One for thumper here!

Can you tell him his face reminds me of Tom hardy,I like it a lot. It’s the kind of face I want between my legs.

Bit of a steamy one that mate

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

And another for the lovely Dancer from another of my sexy mates...

One for Dancer please

Dancer, if your referencing Santas reindeer, can I be Prancer?….. Behind you coming up behind?

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley


"My beautiful and awesome but only mildly funny mate says...

Please can you tell Easily led he is the loveliest human, moderately funny and very average at singing and he deserves queues of lusty women knocking at his door.

Only one woman on here has heard me sing!

I wonder if the adequate woman in question has any Welsh in her?

I'll answer for her.

Not yet

Only a matter of time posh,she keeps sending me tit pics to draw me in

She does that to you too? "

And vag ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am i to late to join the fun .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not even doing the anonymous thread… thumper you are an absolute babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To Erect Jim my lovely, creative mate says that you're a sex .

Looking through your pictures gives her the chills and she gets hot like she has a . Your nocturnalling makes her want to break out the night so she can get you into bed for a . So you best walk that long road again so she can feed your

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not even doing the anonymous thread… thumper you are an absolute babe "

She’s gone off piste….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the Kinky Inked Bunny,

My handsome mate says that he really wants to see you bounce... He'll leave where to your imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im not even doing the anonymous thread… thumper you are an absolute babe

She’s gone off piste…. "

Sorry

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"Oh my! A rather cheeky message for the gorgeous MrsJae from a rather sexy man I wouldn't mind getting my hands on

Id like to give that mrsjae my big daddy steak right up her pie hole "

fat chips & gravy on the side

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

MrJ1, someone wouldn't mind seeing his tattoos really up close and personal.... and she's an absolute stunner

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Another for the babe from one of my sexiest mates...

Dancer I got a armpit that needs licking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To the Kinky Inked Bunny,

My handsome mate says that he really wants to see you bounce... He'll leave where to your imagination "

Oh I do like to bounce

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"And another for the lovely Dancer from another of my sexy mates...

One for Dancer please

Dancer, if your referencing Santas reindeer, can I be Prancer?….. Behind you coming up behind?"

Oh my! Cheeky xx

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling


"Dancer you babe... there is a hunk of sexy in my box who says...

Can you please tell Dancer my ears are cold, I'd like to use the inside of her thighs to warm them up "

Absolutely do feel free to reveal yourself? Xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Ahem.

Needy OP right here. I mean... you can just pretend you fancy me if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My beautiful friend says

…would you please tell Piscean Dream that I'm really hoping he still thinks about me now and then the way I still think about him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m still in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"MrJ1, someone wouldn't mind seeing his tattoos really up close and personal.... and she's an absolute stunner"
tell her to come reveal herself to me and I’d love to

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli


"My beautiful friend says

…would you please tell Piscean Dream that I'm really hoping he still thinks about me now and then the way I still think about him "

It's definitely a possibility, not that I'm a perv or anything

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Thumper, this gorgeous woman says stop perving on my pics and videos and to come get the real thing

Do it man!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oooft... my sexy mate has this message to share...

MrsJAE, I would climb over that damn wall in Chester for a snog from you…. You might need to wait until I get my breath back though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, wasn't this a pleasant surprise.

Now, to return the favours....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahem.

Needy OP right here. I mean... you can just pretend you fancy me if you like "

Forgetting the anonymous theme of this thread, you look really hot in your specs and the picture of you bent over on the 14th March gives me...urges.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oooh another for the gorgeous Dancer...

Everytime I see you it's not just my heart that fills and pumps harder. Can I keep you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh pick me

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Ahem.

Needy OP right here. I mean... you can just pretend you fancy me if you like

Forgetting the anonymous theme of this thread, you look really hot in your specs and the picture of you bent over on the 14th March gives me...urges. "

Well thank you.

Most other people look hotter when I wear my specs as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posh….. A good friend would like to advise you - please ride him like you stole him.

Good advice I say

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A message for thumper ….

I’d love to be your playboy bunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saff - my mate says to tell you that you're currently a 5/10 and he can't wait to spaff between those bad boys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sexy as hell friend asked

Can you please tell mrj1

Only so much fucking the shit outta you I can do!

Ps - Manchester’ish????

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Dancer, my fit mate says "if me wanting to wrap those legs around my neck, while I watch myself slide inside her would be subtle enough for her?"

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Can't send more as I'm putting the lad to bed x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks to all who said such nice things thankyou girls i assume you are girls anyway im going to jump out of here for now your giving me too many tingles in my winky

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Thank you all for the messages, big thanks to not so posh always a great thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, thanks for all the lovely things that have been said about me. Never be shy to make yourself known in my inbox… I don’t bite ( unless that’s your thing ) I’m out xx

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My very sexy mate says...

Message for thumper - do you want to grab hold of my bunny ears in the back of that camper van…I’ll happily bounce for you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sexy as hell friend asked

Can you please tell mrj1

Only so much fucking the shit outta you I can do!

Ps - Manchester’ish????"
Ooft dear baby Jesus . Ooh get my compass out

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester


"Saff - my mate says to tell you that you're currently a 5/10 and he can't wait to spaff between those bad boys. "

Ahhh blessed

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh….. A good friend would like to advise you - please ride him like you stole him.

Good advice I say "

Ooooh... so you think I should then?

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