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Cadburys cream egg

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By *ickychef1 OP   Man
over a year ago

Greenford

How do you eat yours behind closed doors .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same as I eat it in public, like an animal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In one.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Same as I eat it in public, like an animal."

Me too... I just pop it in, and munch.

Cal

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

I wouldnt eat one in public to be fair.x

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Straight in , no messing about when it comes to food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw it in the bin when no ones looking......

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By *ickychef1 OP   Man
over a year ago

Greenford

I eat the cream first then the shell...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Throw it in the bin when no ones looking...... "

Sacrilege! At least give them away to someone who wants them like I do with mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t.

I boycotted them along with mars bars thanks to people putting them places they don’t need to be.

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Cream first and I can breathe through my ears!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

I bite the top suck the inside out then throw the rest away

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I don't, they are way too sickly

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

With a knife and fork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In one mouthful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Bite top off

2. Lick out the insides

3. Eat the remaining chocolate

4. Repeat steps 1-3 on a 2nd egg, even though I really shouldn’t

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"How do you eat yours behind closed doors ..... "

I eat it the same either way.

Bite of the top and lick out the cream. I'm short tonged though so have to keep nibbling the chocolate down until I can get all the cream. I then eat the last bit of chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Throw it in the bin when no ones looking......

Sacrilege! At least give them away to someone who wants them like I do with mine "

I've tried and still no one wants them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite off the bottom, suck out the contents and then eat the rest

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By *ickychef1 OP   Man
over a year ago

Greenford

Freeze it then cook in beer batter....or is that a no no ?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I don’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't eat them now but when I did it was in one....but I took the wrapper off first as I'm not an animal!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Cream first and I can breathe through my ears! "

In

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

The way I eat one is to walk past them and buy a bag of crisps instead

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Sorry, just not interested now it's plain chocolate and not Dairy Milk (like many others, sales show).

Comparatively bitter and super-sweet: an American concept for the now American-owned company Cadbury.

The original recipe was genius. It took you right there! To devour as quickly as possible.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Set the timer and video

Throw it in my mouth

Hard crunch and suck

Show the empty mouth

Stop timer and show my obscene gesture at him cos I whooped his arse

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Freeze it then cook in beer batter....or is that a no no ?"

You've been to Motherwell, haven't you?

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"I don’t "

I don’t either…

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By *yrman57Man
over a year ago

Ayr

I've just polished off two of them ... Mmmmm

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Has anyone used them as love eggs first? boys or girls

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Give them away as quickly as possible. After taking photos.

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Just seen a female profile's status update saying she loves licking out the creme...

My wife brought home a five-pack of Creme Eggs a few days ago - the first time buying any since I left the Cadbury/Kraft/Mondelez warehouse where I worked for 10+ years...

....what I immediately noticed was that the box which now contains five is the same size as the one which used to be filled by three...

....likewise, the Egg 'n Spoon ones that she bought for herself are now only two-thirds of their original size...

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Set the timer and video

Throw it in my mouth

Hard crunch and suck

Show the empty mouth

Stop timer and show my obscene gesture at him cos I whooped his arse "

Those sound like fighting words…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How do you eat yours behind closed doors ..... "

In one lol

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By *ild85Man
over a year ago

justask

Has anyone ever thought about the possible places they could eat one from?

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place


"Just seen a female profile's status update saying she loves licking out the creme...

My wife brought home a five-pack of Creme Eggs a few days ago - the first time buying any since I left the Cadbury/Kraft/Mondelez warehouse where I worked for 10+ years...

....what I immediately noticed was that the box which now contains five is the same size as the one which used to be filled by three...

....likewise, the Egg 'n Spoon ones that she bought for herself are now only two-thirds of their original size... "

And the sugar added is monstrous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just put one in my fanny for a photo but then I binned it as my vagina was oozing white cottage cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just put one in my fanny for a photo but then I binned it as my vagina was oozing white cottage cheese "

I wondered where I’d left that

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By *ild85Man
over a year ago

justask


"I just put one in my fanny for a photo but then I binned it as my vagina was oozing white cottage cheese "

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I just put one in my fanny for a photo but then I binned it as my vagina was oozing white cottage cheese "

Just when I thought you couldn’t get any sexier

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Nibble the top off, let my tongue delve inside to taste the cream then devour the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nibble the top off, let my tongue delve inside to taste the cream then devour the rest "

Exactly like this, and then lick the melty fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just put one in my fanny for a photo but then I binned it as my vagina was oozing white cottage cheese

I wondered where I’d left that"

You left your pencil sharpener in my asshole and I'm still waiting for you to collect it.

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"Nibble the top off, let my tongue delve inside to taste the cream then devour the rest

Exactly like this, and then lick the melty fingers "

Oh yes, can’t forget the licking of the fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to pop it up a girls bum hole so it melts and oozes out on my tongue and drips down my chest and shoulders

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"I like to pop it up a girls bum hole so it melts and oozes out on my tongue and drips down my chest and shoulders

... not sure Cadburys would go for an advert quite like that "

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

I don’t they taste different now. Like them years ago x

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"I don’t they taste different now. Like them years ago x"

Yes Cadburies changed the ingredients for the worse when taken over by disgraceful Kraft (look for the C4 documentary). Just the odd creme egg for us now

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By *herryEatersCouple
over a year ago

East Cheshire


"How do you eat yours behind closed doors ..... "

We bite off the top and stick our tonges deep inside, licking out all the juicy fondant, slowly exploring every Nook and cranny. Good practice for meets

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By *othicslaveCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Mmm love a creme egg, crack a bit of it off the top, then lick it out with my tongue and devour the rest mmm

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Bite off the tip, suck out the creamy centre, if there is any left I use my tongue and get right in there and scoop it out, then slide my tongue all the way back in and let it melt over time while gently sucking on it.

I have an urge all of a sudden.

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By *ersiantugMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I don’t they taste different now. Like them years ago x

Yes Cadburies changed the ingredients for the worse when taken over by disgraceful Kraft (look for the C4 documentary). Just the odd creme egg for us now "

--They taste sicklier now they are not all sweet (they changed the Dairy Milk chocolate to Plain). They were genius before. But that's American taste buds for you (and cheapness too).-

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin


"In one."

It's the only way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to pop it up a girls bum hole so it melts and oozes out on my tongue and drips down my chest and shoulders

... not sure Cadburys would go for an advert quite like that "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite the top off and lick it all out hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to bite the top off and thrust my tongue in the middle of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t: I can’t stand them. Make my teeth hurt!!!

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