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FUCKING MACHINE!

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By *lamazon TV Steph OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Brighton and London

HI,

2 questions I guess.

1. Do you have a fucking machine?

2. Can I have a go?

Always wanted to try one, they look like fun, perhaps you'd enjoy watching me use it

Mwah, Steph XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. No we don’t.

2 unfortunately not, we don’t have one.

We do have an ice maker though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call my vacuum a “fucking machine “ you can use that if you want.

Do behind the sofa too please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lots of fucking machines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a fucking washing machine, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife calls me a fucking machine.

Disclaimer: Don’t ask her if this is true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"HI,

2 questions I guess.

1. Do you have a fucking machine?

2. Can I have a go?

Always wanted to try one, they look like fun, perhaps you'd enjoy watching me use it

Mwah, Steph XXX"

Apparently someone here is selling his old one. I Googled them, a proper machine will set you back over £2000! Personally I think it's shocking.

Do you want his details?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"1. No we don’t.

2 unfortunately not, we don’t have one.

We do have an ice maker though."

Cool

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Your going to probably struggle with this one to be fair, a similar post somebody mentioned you can rent them, discretely delivered and assembled, how true that is we don’t know. Do a bit of research because people will just take the piss otherwise

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"HI,

2 questions I guess.

1. Do you have a fucking machine?

2. Can I have a go?

Always wanted to try one, they look like fun, perhaps you'd enjoy watching me use it

Mwah, Steph XXX

Apparently someone here is selling his old one. I Googled them, a proper machine will set you back over £2000! Personally I think it's shocking.

Do you want his details? "

Does that include electro stim as well then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a hand.

It’s not available for hire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"HI,

2 questions I guess.

1. Do you have a fucking machine?

2. Can I have a go?

Always wanted to try one, they look like fun, perhaps you'd enjoy watching me use it

Mwah, Steph XXX

Apparently someone here is selling his old one. I Googled them, a proper machine will set you back over £2000! Personally I think it's shocking.

Do you want his details?

Does that include electro stim as well then?

"

I don't see why not.

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"I call my vacuum a “fucking machine “ you can use that if you want.

Do behind the sofa too please "

lololol quality

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By *ickychef1Man
over a year ago

Greenford

Get on up er...a like a sex machine...

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"Your going to probably struggle with this one to be fair, a similar post somebody mentioned you can rent them, discretely delivered and assembled, how true that is we don’t know. Do a bit of research because people will just take the piss otherwise "

So instead of collecting dust in the corner, we could have had a good side hustle from ours?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I came here expecting the OP to have some sort of tech or household appliance issue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1. No we don’t.

2 unfortunately not, we don’t have one.

We do have an ice maker though."

Mmmmm ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I came here expecting the OP to have some sort of tech or household appliance issue "

The Jaffa cake maker! That’s what I’ll be getting u for Xmas x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm just looking forward to the videos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes

No

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I came here expecting the OP to have some sort of tech or household appliance issue

The Jaffa cake maker! That’s what I’ll be getting u for Xmas x "

You’ll be getting another smacked bottom (over my knee) madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I came here expecting the OP to have some sort of tech or household appliance issue

The Jaffa cake maker! That’s what I’ll be getting u for Xmas x

You’ll be getting another smacked bottom (over my knee) madam "

what’s new

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By *leasureherCouple
over a year ago

Walsall

We have a fucking machine you can buy, it's a blue balls XL, it's had its bearings upgraded from plastic to metal, comes with 3 extensions, uses the vac-u-lock system, just fit your favourite dildo or masterbating attachment and away you go, cost us over £450 new, looking for £250.

Collection from the midlands area.

Unable to post.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"My wife calls me a fucking machine.

Disclaimer: Don’t ask her if this is true."

Are you sure she didn't say a "fucking tool"?

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"HI,

2 questions I guess.

1. Do you have a fucking machine?

2. Can I have a go?

Always wanted to try one, they look like fun, perhaps you'd enjoy watching me use it

Mwah, Steph XXX"

1 yes but it's shit

2 yes (but see 1)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My DD has one.. I ran out of the room squealing when he unveiled it

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