FabSwingers.com forum: Insert a Sausage

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’ve woken up and I’m hungry, I miss a sausage in the morning!

Put the word sausage into a song title, quote, film title… anywhere you fancy really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is like a box of sausage

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

You've lost that sausage feeling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage to love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage in Your Hand

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Pass the sausage to the left hand side

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Sausage is what happens whilst you make other plans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve not had a sausage in ages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everybody was Kung Fu sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good sausage, must be in want of a wife.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Day of the sausage

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Sausage party. Seems to work

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good sausage, must be in want of a wife."

Ok. We can stop now, we’ve got a winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luke! I am your sausage.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Seriously, how often do you look at a man's sausage?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

King Kong ain’t got shit on sausage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've lost that sausage feeling

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

She's got sausage - ZZ Top

Gimme all your sausage - ZZ Top

Dedicated follower of sausage - The Kinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mamaaaaa, just killed a man,

Put a gun against his head,

Pulled my sausage,

Now he’s dead.

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By *onewolf444Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I love the smell of sausage in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good sausage, must be in want of a wife.

Ok. We can stop now, we’ve got a winner "

I'd like to thank the sausage...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tavares more than a sausage

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By *ucianpoundCouple
over a year ago

Cap d’Agde, France

Stand by your sausage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go breaking my sausage.

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Bohemian sausage

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

Another one bites the sausage - Queen

Baggy sausages - Madness

Eye of the sausage - Survivor

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

7 sausages for 7 brothers

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

You're only supposed to blow the bloody sausage off!

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"I love the smell of sausage in the morning"

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

Don’t you want me sausage

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Smells like teen sausage

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

Sausage Fields Forever.

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Your sausage is on fire - Kings of Leon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.

So far I've finished 2 cream eggs and a sausage cake. I feel better already.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"So long and thanks for all the sausage"

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

From the book shelf...

To kill a mocking sausage

Pride and sausages

A clockwork sausage

Our finest sausage

The sausages of navarrone

A sausage too far

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Guardians of the sausage

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By *hestercplCouple
over a year ago

chester

Lock stock and two smoking sausages

Crouching tiger hidden sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

End of the Sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my sausage upon you.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Snow White and the seven sausages

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Sausage in an elevator

Addicted to sausage

Sausage is the drug

Little Red Sausage

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Fight for the right to sausage

It's a long way..to the shops..for a sausage roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love sausage roll

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I feel I was lured into this thread under false pretences.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here comes the sausage

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Infinity Sausage

Iron Sausage

The Winter Sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to hold your sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh-oooh livin' on a sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Lord of the Sausage

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

99 red sausages

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

I came here to chew sausages and kick ass.

And I'm all out of sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Chronicles of Sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could play the sausage game all day.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Sausage in a bun sir?

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

I call this the Camberwell sausage.

because it was conceived in Camberwell and it looks like a sausage.

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

You're d*unk!

I've only had a few sausages officer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Game of Sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Colour of Sausage

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

We want the finest sausages known to man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Sausage of Magic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sausage of '69

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Fight for the sausage inside yourself

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

The Shape of Sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Sausage Fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exit, pursued by a sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last night I dreamt of sausage again

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

The sausage hungry caterpillar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's some sausage in the world and it's worth fighting for.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

28 Sausages Later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will face many sausages in life, but do not let yourself be defeated.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Deep Sausage

The Sausage Squad

Sausages Out

Sausages are a girls best friend

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The biggest sausage in the world

All my sausage

Owner of a lonely sausage

Karma sausage

Un bench un arbre et un sausage

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Lay your sausage on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Exit, pursued by a sausage"

Very good!

As in 'The Winter's Tale' - or 'the winner's tail'!?

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