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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

It’s been several months since I’ve been on fab, what have I missed?

Does anyone want to *ahem* fill me in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal Extravaganza. That is all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Imagine the same stuff as when you here.

People, and their ability to be shit.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Anal Extravaganza. That is all."

Was it extravagant?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Imagine the same stuff as when you here.

People, and their ability to be shit."

I think I prefer anal extravaganza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine the same stuff as when you here.

People, and their ability to be shit."

That kind of rounds it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a fantastically epic UNLOS announcement thread. The finest rant I’ve ever seen, but it was swiftly removed owing to its content. Made for hilarious reading.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"Anal Extravaganza. That is all."

DO NOT look this up

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"There was a fantastically epic UNLOS announcement thread. The finest rant I’ve ever seen, but it was swiftly removed owing to its content. Made for hilarious reading. "

Was that one that discussed forum mods?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a fantastically epic UNLOS announcement thread. The finest rant I’ve ever seen, but it was swiftly removed owing to its content. Made for hilarious reading.

Was that one that discussed forum mods?"

I think discussed would be a polite way to put it

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"There was a fantastically epic UNLOS announcement thread. The finest rant I’ve ever seen, but it was swiftly removed owing to its content. Made for hilarious reading.

Was that one that discussed forum mods?

I think discussed would be a polite way to put it "

Perhaps we don’t talk about that? I’d quite like this thread to not be removed!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

All the fora hotties uploaded videos of them playing with themselves, with their faces showing the lot. Shame you missed it OP. This may or may not be true, you'll never know

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

New people have come and old people have left, lots of new party socials though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal Extravaganza. That is all.

Was it extravagant? "

It was a very eye opening thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anal Extravaganza. That is all."
this is the way

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"All the fora hotties uploaded videos of them playing with themselves, with their faces showing the lot. Shame you missed it OP. This may or may not be true, you'll never know "

The question is though; who are considered the hotties and who makes that decision?

I think there should be a ballot as to who reaps all the attention this quarter

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Hello and good to see you again.

Sane old stuff, different day, but still it keeps drawing us in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/04/22 08:33:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All the fora hotties uploaded videos of them playing with themselves, with their faces showing the lot. Shame you missed it OP. This may or may not be true, you'll never know

The question is though; who are considered the hotties and who makes that decision?

I think there should be a ballot as to who reaps all the attention this quarter "

That was decided while you were gone.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"New people have come and old people have left, lots of new party socials though "

Such is life.

I guess that means new people to irritate with my musings!

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"All the fora hotties uploaded videos of them playing with themselves, with their faces showing the lot. Shame you missed it OP. This may or may not be true, you'll never know

The question is though; who are considered the hotties and who makes that decision?

I think there should be a ballot as to who reaps all the attention this quarter "

Everyone except me OP I'd consider a hottie. So that eliminates me from getting my bits out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently, Lorna is getting married soon. She’s kept it quiet.

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"All the fora hotties uploaded videos of them playing with themselves, with their faces showing the lot. Shame you missed it OP. This may or may not be true, you'll never know

The question is though; who are considered the hotties and who makes that decision?

I think there should be a ballot as to who reaps all the attention this quarter

Everyone except me OP I'd consider a hottie. So that eliminates me from getting my bits out "

*ahem*

*whispers*

I can see your boobs

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Apparently, Lorna is getting married soon. She’s kept it quiet. "

Is she?

I had no idea!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Hello and good to see you again.

Sane old stuff, different day, but still it keeps drawing us in "

Moths to the flame of adoration, all of us!

Nice to see you again

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"All the fora hotties uploaded videos of them playing with themselves, with their faces showing the lot. Shame you missed it OP. This may or may not be true, you'll never know

The question is though; who are considered the hotties and who makes that decision?

I think there should be a ballot as to who reaps all the attention this quarter

Everyone except me OP I'd consider a hottie. So that eliminates me from getting my bits out

*ahem*

*whispers*

I can see your boobs"

That doesn't count, can see these mounds from Mars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently, Lorna is getting married soon. She’s kept it quiet.

Is she?

I had no idea! "

It’s been kept on the down low. We don’t talk about it in these parts much.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Same old shit day after day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People got offended..

The end.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"People got offended..

The end."

I'm most offended by that comment, I'm off to flounce in the most dramatic way possible

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"People got offended..

The end.

I'm most offended by that sausage, I'm off to flounce in the most dramatic way possible "

Oops! Wrong thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gerry the gerbil became legendary in 1 evening

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Same old shit day after day x"

Have you tried laxatives?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gerry the gerbil became legendary in 1 evening "

Who?

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Gerry the gerbil became legendary in 1 evening "

Is that like Colin?

That’s one for the old hands

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"All the fora hotties uploaded videos of them playing with themselves, with their faces showing the lot. Shame you missed it OP. This may or may not be true, you'll never know "

Fora. Not only is your avatar beautiful, you're bringing this level of joy on a Sunday morning. Good job Frida.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gerry the gerbil became legendary in 1 evening

Is that like Colin?

That’s one for the old hands "

i dont know colin my hands are still young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gerry the gerbil became legendary in 1 evening

Who? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gerry the gerbil became legendary in 1 evening

Is that like Colin?

That’s one for the old hands "

Blimey, Colin now there’s a legendary reference. I wonder where Colin is now, what’s he’s doing, and if he’s happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gerry the gerbil became legendary in 1 evening "

Left for the gerbiling convention never to return. I miss Gerry.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"People got offended..

The end.

I'm most offended by that sausage, I'm off to flounce in the most dramatic way possible

Oops! Wrong thread"

I mean I don't think I've seen your sausage to get offended by it OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a fantastically epic UNLOS announcement thread. The finest rant I’ve ever seen, but it was swiftly removed owing to its content. Made for hilarious reading. "

I saw that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People got offended..

The end.

I'm most offended by that comment, I'm off to flounce in the most dramatic way possible "

Okay BeMoreKaren

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gerry the gerbil became legendary in 1 evening

Left for the gerbiling convention never to return. I miss Gerry."

All of his gerbils died . I miss him too. And Inconceivable also misses Carlos. She had just started to like him always talking in the third person. Luckily Essex Tom has filled the void.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad to see your return to posting here again op. thumb)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gerry the gerbil became legendary in 1 evening

Is that like Colin?

That’s one for the old hands "

Colin! Think he lives with granny.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"There was a fantastically epic UNLOS announcement thread. The finest rant I’ve ever seen, but it was swiftly removed owing to its content. Made for hilarious reading.

Was that one that discussed forum mods?

I think discussed would be a polite way to put it "

Yeah I was choosing words wisely…I don’t want another forum ban

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito


"Gerry the gerbil became legendary in 1 evening

Left for the gerbiling convention never to return. I miss Gerry.

All of his gerbils died . I miss him too. And Inconceivable also misses Carlos. She had just started to like him always talking in the third person. Luckily Essex Tom has filled the void. "

I miss Carlos too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who sponsored a few of my Fora long weekends was banished. The OP will guess, I think

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"People got offended..

The end.

I'm most offended by that sausage, I'm off to flounce in the most dramatic way possible

Oops! Wrong thread

I mean I don't think I've seen your sausage to get offended by it OP "

And that’s the way it should be

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Someone who sponsored a few of my Fora long weekends was banished. The OP will guess, I think "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gerry the gerbil became legendary in 1 evening

Left for the gerbiling convention never to return. I miss Gerry.

All of his gerbils died . I miss him too. And Inconceivable also misses Carlos. She had just started to like him always talking in the third person. Luckily Essex Tom has filled the void. "

Tom’s got enough to worry about with mutant chickens and cats doing the Tour de France.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think you may have missed these guys too

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Think you may have missed these guys too "

Oooh! Fauna emojis!

If there’s and orangutan one, I’m done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good to see you back.

I recently purchased majority shares in a vampire hunting business. Making me the largest stake holder

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Think you may have missed these guys too "

Don't forget the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gerry the gerbil became legendary in 1 evening

Left for the gerbiling convention never to return. I miss Gerry.

All of his gerbils died . I miss him too. And Inconceivable also misses Carlos. She had just started to like him always talking in the third person. Luckily Essex Tom has filled the void.

Tom’s got enough to worry about with mutant chickens and cats doing the Tour de France."

T Rexes with machine guns..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You missed me

I’m back

Since I’ve been gone there’s been love love love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gerry the gerbil became legendary in 1 evening

Left for the gerbiling convention never to return. I miss Gerry.

All of his gerbils died . I miss him too. And Inconceivable also misses Carlos. She had just started to like him always talking in the third person. Luckily Essex Tom has filled the void.

I miss Carlos too "

I don't miss either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo you missed the fab planking challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s been several months since I’ve been on fab, what have I missed?

Does anyone want to *ahem* fill me in? "

Nothing .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LPP the Lounge carpet is sopping

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales


"There was a fantastically epic UNLOS announcement thread. The finest rant I’ve ever seen, but it was swiftly removed owing to its content. Made for hilarious reading. "

When was this?! I missed that!!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Welcome back Tea

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Ooo you missed the fab planking challenge "

Unless that’s an auto carrot, I’m glad I missed it!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Welcome back Tea "

*waves*

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"LPP the Lounge carpet is sopping"

Soz! They don’t make absorbent underwear like they used to

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Not much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo you missed the fab planking challenge

Unless that’s an auto carrot, I’m glad I missed it! "

A lot of us cried

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

welcome back buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gary offends everyone. Then comes back once every 3 weeks to do it again. You’ve got to admire his consistency.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"There was a fantastically epic UNLOS announcement thread. The finest rant I’ve ever seen, but it was swiftly removed owing to its content. Made for hilarious reading. "

Aww I missed that

There was some guy going around recently who was adamant that women on Fab only wanted huge cocks, and that if they said anything to the contrary they were liars... that was... interesting

LvM

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By *ea monkey OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Ooo you missed the fab planking challenge

Unless that’s an auto carrot, I’m glad I missed it!

A lot of us cried "

Sounds…fun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a fantastically epic UNLOS announcement thread. The finest rant I’ve ever seen, but it was swiftly removed owing to its content. Made for hilarious reading.

Aww I missed that

There was some guy going around recently who was adamant that women on Fab only wanted huge cocks, and that if they said anything to the contrary they were liars... that was... interesting

LvM"

To be fair - he did calm down and apologise the next day.

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