FabSwingers.com forum: Do ladies snore?

By *uckOfTheBay OP Man
over a year ago

Mold

Or just snuffle eloquently?

Well do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snuffle like a pig

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Apparently I snore. I've never heard of so it isn't true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I snore, I don't believe anyone who says they don't.

Ruby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't think I did till someone recorded me doing so. He did say it was a rare thing for me to snore though and I wasn't loud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last woman I slept with I had to leave, she snored so loudly it drowned out traffic!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. They also drool on pillows and fart loudly.

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By *merald Eyes XWoman
over a year ago

Can you find me….

I snore more when d*unk!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I snore, so I'm told, but I'm asleep, so it doesn't bother me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my partner was pregnant I still couldn’t sleep when I was in another room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This just in- women do in fact do normal human things.

More on this to follow. "

Sssshhhhhh don't take away our power.

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

When I'm sick and d*unk apparently.

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I snore like a piggy

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

Yes I do, very loudly by all accounts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes .. gruffly and cute apparently

I don’t think I do though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely not!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Just been told that I dont

Just heavy breathing apparently

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Snore like a pig x

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

I snore. And thanks to anxiety I currently mumble in my sleep too…not talk just mumble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They snore like Hippo’s.

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire

Yep and they can be worse than men!

Years ago I went on holiday with an ex gf and her family and we stayed at some barn conversion on a farm and stables- that night couldn’t sleep as was hot so had the window open which looked onto stable yard and All

I could hear was the bloody horses snoring (so I thought) next morning at breakfast I said about the bloody horses snoring loudly and gf dad starts pissing himself laughing and her mum gets up and walks off he then informs me that it wasn’t horses it was my gf mum - she never spoke to me again and relationship didn’t last

oh well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I do but only when I complain about his snoring!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told, in the past, that I talk in my sleep

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By *aughty Couple ABCCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

I snore, mostly when I've got a cold

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By *uckOfTheBay OP Man
over a year ago

Mold

"Just been told that I dont

Just heavy breathing apparently

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as long as you don't heavy breathe down a phone....

Oh, wait a minute...

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By *uckOfTheBay OP Man
over a year ago

Mold

"Absolutely not!

Prove it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A three part play:

Man says X.

X is objectively true.

Woman, who is always right, disputes this.

X= woman snores.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely not!

Prove it!

Alright but keep your cold feet to yourself and no stealing purple blankey

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"Yes. They also drool on pillows and fart loudly."

They are all ladies by day and dont fart. But asleep they fart worse than us guys do awake

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By *ynda1978Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Liverpool

I snore terribly and talk every so often in my sleep too!!

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By *ill1966Man
over a year ago

Swindon

They can snore like a truffle hunting boar!!!!

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Oh yes, ladies definitely snore. Worst than men at times lol

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

"I snore terribly and talk every so often in my sleep too!!

Do you ever argue with yourself in your sleep? That would be worth having insomnia to listen to

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Suck the paint off the ceiling, then smack you in discust when you highlight said Fact,,,

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By *ust Liz sexy babeWoman
over a year ago

Carterton

"Or just snuffle eloquently?

Well do you?

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By *ust Liz sexy babeWoman
over a year ago

Carterton

Sadly i do

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By *ynda1978Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Liverpool

"I snore terribly and talk every so often in my sleep too!!

Do you ever argue with yourself in your sleep? That would be worth having insomnia to listen to

Haha imagine that one!!!

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By *ickedwillyCouple
over a year ago

Bangor

Yes mine is snoring now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Wife snoores really loud.

Woke me up a few times. I record it and play it back to her.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Yes mine is snoring now. "

Mine too...

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

The one in our house does..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hell yes I do

like a pneumatic drill...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I snore terribly and talk every so often in my sleep too!!

Me too

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Some wheeze like an Elephant!

Some silent as lamb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I snore, so I'm told, but I'm asleep, so it doesn't bother me

You're not a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope we float to bed and sleep preciously on our halos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some wheeze like an Elephant!

Some silent as lamb.

Lambs can be noisy little things

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

"Some wheeze like an Elephant!

Some silent as lamb.

Lambs can be noisy little things

Oh, I heard of a particular film which describes them as very silent though…….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some wheeze like an Elephant!

Some silent as lamb.

Lambs can be noisy little things

Oh, I heard of a particular film which describes them as very silent though…….

"You wake up in the dark & hear the Lambs screaming "..

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

"Some wheeze like an Elephant!

Some silent as lamb.

Lambs can be noisy little things

Oh, I heard of a particular film which describes them as very silent though…….

"You wake up in the dark & hear the Lambs screaming ".."

"Well, Clarice. Have The Lambs Stopped Screaming?"

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I can confirm they snore, there is a reason I am on fab this early on a Sunday morning

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Yep I snore, if he's not happy to shove me in the night to shut me up then we shouldn't spend the night together

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

"I can confirm they snore, there is a reason I am on fab this early on a Sunday morning

Sure it’s not to have a covert early morning perve?

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

I snore, and drool in my sleep. Only very special people get to witness it though. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some wheeze like an Elephant!

Some silent as lamb.

Lambs can be noisy little things

Oh, I heard of a particular film which describes them as very silent though…….

"You wake up in the dark & hear the Lambs screaming "..

"Well, Clarice. Have The Lambs Stopped Screaming?""

Talk about creepy. My Wife was watching this very film last night... Oh and yes she snores as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I snore, and drool in my sleep. Only very special people get to witness it though. X

I’m tryna see that

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

I’m tryna see that

But will you still fancy me in the morning??? X

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m tryna see that

But will you still fancy me in the morning??? X

I think you know the answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been known to snore, it's usually only one as it wakes me.

NBVN x

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"I have been known to snore, it's usually only one as it wakes me.

NBVN x"

I imagine even your snoring to be done in a classy way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have been known to snore, it's usually only one as it wakes me.

NBVN x

I imagine even your snoring to be done in a classy way

Haha oh believe me I am not always classy

NBVN x

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"I have been known to snore, it's usually only one as it wakes me.

NBVN x

I imagine even your snoring to be done in a classy way

Haha oh believe me I am not always classy

NBVN x"

If carrot cake is involved it’s completely understandable

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

"Some wheeze like an Elephant!

Some silent as lamb.

Lambs can be noisy little things

Oh, I heard of a particular film which describes them as very silent though…….

"You wake up in the dark & hear the Lambs screaming "..

"Well, Clarice. Have The Lambs Stopped Screaming?"

Talk about creepy. My Wife was watching this very film last night... Oh and yes she snores as well"

"A Census Taker Once Tried To Test Me. I Ate His Liver With Some Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti."

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

Yes, louder World War 3 sometimes. But when they're totally hot and totally fucking awesome in every other way it's not a problem.

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