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"It's way after 5 you sexy devil. I'll take something strong and fiery. And if you need a hand behind the bar... "1 Cinnamon fireball for the lady coming right up,, Might let you run the place tonight Posh,, NI ja only get tea, Saki or water No Stella or any of the piss in a bottle equivalents, lol Big boobies get one on house,  | |||
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"Hello bar tender I wll have my normal a jack Daniels and cola Put it on the tab And I work off my tab after closing time in the back "Hola NH That is some Tab you have amassed there young lady,, that's a lot of time on the knees later,, | |||
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"It's way after 5 you sexy devil. I'll take something strong and fiery. And if you need a hand behind the bar... 1 Cinnamon fireball for the lady coming right up,,
Might let you run the place tonight Posh,,
NI ja only get tea, Saki or water
No Stella or any of the piss in a bottle equivalents, lol
Big boobies get one on house, "How about I give you one for every one you give me? P  | |||
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"What time does the kitchen close?" 11.30 But I'll stick out 3 hotpot /curry type dishes later on. | |||
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"Ooh I've got a hankering for a cosmopolitan please barman "would you like something to drink while you read it? | |||
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"Hello bar tender I wll have my normal a jack Daniels and cola Put it on the tab And I work off my tab after closing time in the back Hola NH
That is some Tab you have amassed there young lady,, that's a lot of time on the knees later,, "Ha ha that’s ok I don’t mind | |||
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"It's way after 5 you sexy devil. I'll take something strong and fiery. And if you need a hand behind the bar... 1 Cinnamon fireball for the lady coming right up,,
Might let you run the place tonight Posh,,
NI ja only get tea, Saki or water
No Stella or any of the piss in a bottle equivalents, lol
Big boobies get one on house,
How about I give you one for every one you give me?
P "deal | |||
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"Hello bar tender I wll have my normal a jack Daniels and cola Put it on the tab And I work off my tab after closing time in the back Hola NH
That is some Tab you have amassed there young lady,, that's a lot of time on the knees later,,
Ha ha that’s ok I don’t mind "I'll have to get you a sexy pair of Snickers, save the knees. | |||
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"I'm on the Shiraz, please would you be so kind as to order me another "coming right up folks, and if ye want to mix it up later let me know, I'm sipping a Douro atm. | |||
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"Sex on the beach and a slippery nipple for me please x" which you want first miss Sparkle? | |||
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"Ooh I've got a hankering for a cosmopolitan please barman "coming right up there sexy lady | |||
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"I fancy something frisky - no wait - Frisco an Anchor Liberty Ale please my good man" you got it my man, I might try that later myself | |||
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"Do you have any Vimto? "omg there is a blast from the past,, I'm sure I'll be able to sort you out Madam | |||
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"I would love a negroni & it’s port o clock for J " can I suggested a Cockburns tawny reserve | |||
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"I'm on the Shiraz, please would you be so kind as to order me another coming right up folks, and if ye want to mix it up later let me know, I'm sipping a Douro atm. "I may be back for a night cap later,maybe a whiskey. Ruby | |||
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"Please can I have a Berocca? "lol there is a chemist next door,, ill drop it in a glass for you. | |||
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"Ting a ling sil vous plait " sure thing madam Can I suggest Nordes gin for that | |||
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"A pale sherry on a doilie not a beer mat please. NBVN x" Beer mats are for beer Madam,, we got you covered here | |||
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"Ting a ling sil vous plait sure thing madam Can I suggest Nordes gin for that" Oui oui monsieur | |||
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"Still water " you driving my man? | |||
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"Ting a ling sil vous plait sure thing madam Can I suggest Nordes gin for that Oui oui monsieur "de rien mademoiselle | |||
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"Sex on the beach and a woowoo please "any particular vodka madam | |||
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"Sex on the beach and a slippery nipple for me please x which you want first miss Sparkle? " Oh I forgot to order my drink..  a vert large JD and Coke please x | |||
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"A pale sherry on a doilie not a beer mat please. NBVN x" A doilie, you posh girl | |||
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"Sex on the beach and a slippery nipple for me please x which you want first miss Sparkle? Oh I forgot to order my drink.. a vert large JD and Coke please x"lol | |||
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"A pale sherry on a doilie not a beer mat please. NBVN x A doilie, you posh girl "been that way since night 1, I welcome a touch of class lol | |||
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"I'm on the Shiraz, please would you be so kind as to order me another coming right up folks, and if ye want to mix it up later let me know, I'm sipping a Douro atm.
I may be back for a night cap later,maybe a whiskey.
Ruby"Ohhhh ill join you, I've a new bottle or 4 of black barrel. | |||
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"A pale sherry on a doilie not a beer mat please. NBVN x A doilie, you posh girl been that way since night 1, I welcome a touch of class lol"I'm rather partial to a bit of class, in public at least | |||
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"Vanilla sky please " might have missed ye there folks,,, on the house for yer 1st ones. | |||
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"A pale sherry on a doilie not a beer mat please. NBVN x A doilie, you posh girl been that way since night 1, I welcome a touch of class lol
I'm rather partial to a bit of class, in public at least "it's why Stella is not on the menu here, lol | |||
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"Vanilla sky please might have missed ye there folks,,, on the house for yer 1st ones. " Thanks | |||
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"Vanilla sky please might have missed ye there folks,,, on the house for yer 1st ones. Thanks " more than welcome. | |||
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"Dirty Banana for me please and the highest proof drink you have for Will, hopefully it will knock him out so the gloating look he’s currently wearing over the football might just disappear "would you like to try it with XO, and I have the very thing for himself,, my uncle back home distillers it out the back of his barn,, knock his socks off, also great for a sports massage lol | |||
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"Can i have a rock shandy zero and some nibbles please "I just knew you were my Celt Sister ordering that missus lol,, and I misread that as nipples,  | |||
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"Can i have a rock shandy zero and some nibbles please I just knew you were my Celt Sister ordering that missus lol,, and I misread that as nipples, "Of course you did | |||
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"Can i have a rock shandy zero and some nibbles please I just knew you were my Celt Sister ordering that missus lol,, and I misread that as nipples,
Of course you did "put a smile on my face as I wiped down the bar and threw on a glass run, hmmmm nipples,, In for a perv now | |||
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"I have wine "as in you brought your own
Is it any good?
Are you sharing?
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"I have wine as in you brought your own
Is it any good?
Are you sharing?
"You seemed busy, I helped myself. I can share, if I must. | |||
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"A J20 please, Apple and Raspberry. Just the one though, can't be having a sugar rush "coming right up my man. | |||
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"I have wine as in you brought your own
Is it any good?
Are you sharing?
You seemed busy, I helped myself.
I can share, if I must. "wait you took from my personal stash,, So I'm the 1 sharing here, Least I got you on the good stuff now,, only took 3 nights | |||
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"Sex on the beach and a woowoo please any particular vodka madam"Surprise me | |||
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"I’ll have my usual please "oooohhh refresh me missus I was away for a few weeks, I know its not Stella though lol | |||
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"Pina colada with a cherry and an umbrella please OP J xx "1 penis Collasper with the frills and trills coming right up J,, | |||
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"I have wine as in you brought your own
Is it any good?
Are you sharing?
You seemed busy, I helped myself.
I can share, if I must. wait you took from my personal stash,,
So I'm the 1 sharing here,
Least I got you on the good stuff now,, only took 3 nights"You've been MIA. I couldn't risk not getting any. It's the weekend, wait, it is the weekend isn't it? | |||
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"Sex on the beach and a woowoo please any particular vodka madam
Surprise me "Waaalaaa, there a nice Scandinavian in there for you. | |||
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"I have wine as in you brought your own
Is it any good?
Are you sharing?
You seemed busy, I helped myself.
I can share, if I must. wait you took from my personal stash,,
So I'm the 1 sharing here,
Least I got you on the good stuff now,, only took 3 nights
You've been MIA. I couldn't risk not getting any.
It's the weekend, wait, it is the weekend isn't it?"yes, yes it is, we are currently 1/2 way tru it, and you are in a safe place  | |||
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"Can i have a rock shandy zero and some nibbles please I just knew you were my Celt Sister ordering that missus lol,, and I misread that as nipples,
Of course you did put a smile on my face as I wiped down the bar and threw on a glass run, hmmmm nipples,,
In for a perv now "Free the nip still waiting on the nibbles tho | |||
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"Pina colada with a cherry and an umbrella please OP J xx 1 penis Collasper with the frills and trills coming right up J,, "So kind xx | |||
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"Can i have a rock shandy zero and some nibbles please I just knew you were my Celt Sister ordering that missus lol,, and I misread that as nipples,
Of course you did put a smile on my face as I wiped down the bar and threw on a glass run, hmmmm nipples,,
In for a perv now
Free the nip still waiting on the nibbles tho"tayto or Manhattan | |||
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"I’ll have my usual please oooohhh refresh me missus I was away for a few weeks, I know its not Stella though lol"One word…… Wine | |||
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"I have wine as in you brought your own
Is it any good?
Are you sharing?
You seemed busy, I helped myself.
I can share, if I must. wait you took from my personal stash,,
So I'm the 1 sharing here,
Least I got you on the good stuff now,, only took 3 nights
You've been MIA. I couldn't risk not getting any.
It's the weekend, wait, it is the weekend isn't it? yes, yes it is, we are currently 1/2 way tru it, and you are in a safe place "Yay | |||
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"Can i have a rock shandy zero and some nibbles please I just knew you were my Celt Sister ordering that missus lol,, and I misread that as nipples,
Of course you did put a smile on my face as I wiped down the bar and threw on a glass run, hmmmm nipples,,
In for a perv now
Free the nip still waiting on the nibbles tho tayto or Manhattan "Tayto obvs c&o or s&v | |||
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"I’ll have my usual please oooohhh refresh me missus I was away for a few weeks, I know its not Stella though lol
One word…… Wine "ohh you are well covered, J A G has just opened a bottle from my private stash. | |||
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"Can i have a rock shandy zero and some nibbles please I just knew you were my Celt Sister ordering that missus lol,, and I misread that as nipples,
Of course you did put a smile on my face as I wiped down the bar and threw on a glass run, hmmmm nipples,,
In for a perv now
Free the nip still waiting on the nibbles tho tayto or Manhattan
Tayto obvs c&o or s&v"S&V obvs Unless we making Sambos later. Wait, do you have gum. Lol | |||
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"I have wine as in you brought your own
Is it any good?
Are you sharing?
You seemed busy, I helped myself.
I can share, if I must. wait you took from my personal stash,,
So I'm the 1 sharing here,
Least I got you on the good stuff now,, only took 3 nights
You've been MIA. I couldn't risk not getting any.
It's the weekend, wait, it is the weekend isn't it? yes, yes it is, we are currently 1/2 way tru it, and you are in a safe place
Yay"now, top up? | |||
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"I have wine as in you brought your own
Is it any good?
Are you sharing?
You seemed busy, I helped myself.
I can share, if I must. wait you took from my personal stash,,
So I'm the 1 sharing here,
Least I got you on the good stuff now,, only took 3 nights
You've been MIA. I couldn't risk not getting any.
It's the weekend, wait, it is the weekend isn't it? yes, yes it is, we are currently 1/2 way tru it, and you are in a safe place
Yay now, top up? "Since you're making me share, yes please. | |||
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"Can i have a rock shandy zero and some nibbles please I just knew you were my Celt Sister ordering that missus lol,, and I misread that as nipples,
Of course you did put a smile on my face as I wiped down the bar and threw on a glass run, hmmmm nipples,,
In for a perv now
Free the nip still waiting on the nibbles tho tayto or Manhattan
Tayto obvs c&o or s&v S&V obvs
Unless we making Sambos later.
Wait, do you have gum. Lol"I want sambos and i have gum | |||
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"I have wine as in you brought your own
Is it any good?
Are you sharing?
You seemed busy, I helped myself.
I can share, if I must. wait you took from my personal stash,,
So I'm the 1 sharing here,
Least I got you on the good stuff now,, only took 3 nights
You've been MIA. I couldn't risk not getting any.
It's the weekend, wait, it is the weekend isn't it? yes, yes it is, we are currently 1/2 way tru it, and you are in a safe place
Yay now, top up?
Since you're making me share, yes please. "I'm a gent, I'm not making you do anything., | |||
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"Can i have a rock shandy zero and some nibbles please I just knew you were my Celt Sister ordering that missus lol,, and I misread that as nipples,
Of course you did put a smile on my face as I wiped down the bar and threw on a glass run, hmmmm nipples,,
In for a perv now
Free the nip still waiting on the nibbles tho tayto or Manhattan
Tayto obvs c&o or s&v S&V obvs
Unless we making Sambos later.
Wait, do you have gum. Lol
I want sambos and i have gum"grab a seat and stay close to me,, | |||
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"I’ll have my usual please oooohhh refresh me missus I was away for a few weeks, I know its not Stella though lol
One word…… Wine ohh you are well covered, J A G has just opened a bottle from my private stash. "As long as it’s a fruity one then get pouring | |||
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"I’ll have my usual please oooohhh refresh me missus I was away for a few weeks, I know its not Stella though lol
One word…… Wine ohh you are well covered, J A G has just opened a bottle from my private stash.
As long as it’s a fruity one then get pouring "there are hi ts of black cherry, will that do. | |||
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"I’ll have my usual please oooohhh refresh me missus I was away for a few weeks, I know its not Stella though lol
One word…… Wine ohh you are well covered, J A G has just opened a bottle from my private stash.
As long as it’s a fruity one then get pouring there are hi ts of black cherry, will that do. "Don’t like cherries……. Anything else will do | |||
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"I’ll have my usual please oooohhh refresh me missus I was away for a few weeks, I know its not Stella though lol
One word…… Wine ohh you are well covered, J A G has just opened a bottle from my private stash.
As long as it’s a fruity one then get pouring there are hi ts of black cherry, will that do.
Don’t like cherries……. Anything else will do "blackberry it is so | |||
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"I’ll have my usual please oooohhh refresh me missus I was away for a few weeks, I know its not Stella though lol
One word…… Wine ohh you are well covered, J A G has just opened a bottle from my private stash.
As long as it’s a fruity one then get pouring there are hi ts of black cherry, will that do.
Don’t like cherries……. Anything else will do blackberry it is so" | |||
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"A pale sherry on a doilie not a beer mat please. NBVN x A doilie, you posh girl been that way since night 1, I welcome a touch of class lol"Haha I love that you remember... thank you NBVN x | |||
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"Can i have a rock shandy zero and some nibbles please I just knew you were my Celt Sister ordering that missus lol,, and I misread that as nipples,
Of course you did put a smile on my face as I wiped down the bar and threw on a glass run, hmmmm nipples,,
In for a perv now
Free the nip still waiting on the nibbles tho tayto or Manhattan
Tayto obvs c&o or s&v S&V obvs
Unless we making Sambos later.
Wait, do you have gum. Lol
I want sambos and i have gum grab a seat and stay close to me,, "Perching myself at the end of the bar so | |||
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"A pale sherry on a doilie not a beer mat please. NBVN x A doilie, you posh girl been that way since night 1, I welcome a touch of class lol
Haha I love that you remember... thank you
NBVN x"sure I wouldn't be any good at this if I didn't remember. | |||
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"Can i have a rock shandy zero and some nibbles please I just knew you were my Celt Sister ordering that missus lol,, and I misread that as nipples,
Of course you did put a smile on my face as I wiped down the bar and threw on a glass run, hmmmm nipples,,
In for a perv now
Free the nip still waiting on the nibbles tho tayto or Manhattan
Tayto obvs c&o or s&v S&V obvs
Unless we making Sambos later.
Wait, do you have gum. Lol
I want sambos and i have gum grab a seat and stay close to me,,
Perching myself at the end of the bar so "over on the left hand side. | |||
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"Can i have a rock shandy zero and some nibbles please I just knew you were my Celt Sister ordering that missus lol,, and I misread that as nipples,
Of course you did put a smile on my face as I wiped down the bar and threw on a glass run, hmmmm nipples,,
In for a perv now
Free the nip still waiting on the nibbles tho tayto or Manhattan
Tayto obvs c&o or s&v S&V obvs
Unless we making Sambos later.
Wait, do you have gum. Lol
I want sambos and i have gum grab a seat and stay close to me,,
Perching myself at the end of the bar so over on the left hand side. "Ugh fine. There better be brennans bread and proper butter | |||
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"Can i have a rock shandy zero and some nibbles please I just knew you were my Celt Sister ordering that missus lol,, and I misread that as nipples,
Of course you did put a smile on my face as I wiped down the bar and threw on a glass run, hmmmm nipples,,
In for a perv now
Free the nip still waiting on the nibbles tho tayto or Manhattan
Tayto obvs c&o or s&v S&V obvs
Unless we making Sambos later.
Wait, do you have gum. Lol
I want sambos and i have gum grab a seat and stay close to me,,
Perching myself at the end of the bar so over on the left hand side.
Ugh fine. There better be brennans bread and proper butter"well of course,, Thats a given,, Tutt tutt. | |||
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