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By *ichaelangela OP   Couple
over a year ago

notts

Somefink

Nuffink

Evryfink

Should of done it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Somefink

Nuffink

Evryfink

Should of done it"

Is this Vicky Pollard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firty fousand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defiantly instead of definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun

Bbz

Ur

Mi

My list is very very long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuk u

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

FAF ?

Y not?

Innit.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Innit "

That's not bad English in London that be legit

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By *ittle-Miss-Cunty-1Woman
over a year ago

Your basement, Cuntsville

Dis

Dat

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Dis

Dat

"

Uver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ull havta b moor pacific

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slang is not bad English by the way.

No I am not fun at parties.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Could of

*shudders*

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Y jist english?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Y jist english?"

Get tae fuck

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Arks...as in "I arksed her the time."

Also...yet again I mention this..."Can I get?". In a restaurant, coffee shop etc.

No you can't. That is the staffs job. Also, its not a question. You are ordering so you tell them what you want.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Y jist english?

Get tae fuck "

Wot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Arks...as in "I arksed her the time."

Also...yet again I mention this..."Can I get?". In a restaurant, coffee shop etc.

No you can't. That is the staffs job. Also, its not a question. You are ordering so you tell them what you want. "

Same when people say axe instead of ask, and if we're talking about spelling..... When someone spells the word can't with a bloody "R" carnt.... Duz me nut in wor kid

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Don't we see enough in the forums already?

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By *ichaelangela OP   Couple
over a year ago

notts

You's when it only needs you.

Where have you's been

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"You's when it only needs you.

Where have you's been"

Youse or y'all is regional for the plural you, which has fallen out of use in formal English (but is still present in most languages, and can be quite useful to have)

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By *oson-BlueCouple
over a year ago

North Kent

K

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

When you say bad english......

....could you be more pacific?

A

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Use ok?

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"When you say bad english......

....could you be more pacific?

A"

A sea wot Yoo did their.

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Be you avin a pop op at us west cuntry folk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use ok?"

Instant rejection if someone uses that. It literally makes me want to rip my eyeballs out when I see it.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Norty/Nawty

Keckle (kettle)

Hospickle

Chillax

On the plus side my English is getting gooderer

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"Use ok?

Instant rejection if someone uses that. It literally makes me want to rip my eyeballs out when I see it."

Makes me want to guess where they’re from #notallscousers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use ok?

Instant rejection if someone uses that. It literally makes me want to rip my eyeballs out when I see it.

Makes me want to guess where they’re from #notallscousers"

#notallmackems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tru dat

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"Use ok?

Instant rejection if someone uses that. It literally makes me want to rip my eyeballs out when I see it.

Makes me want to guess where they’re from #notallscousers

#notallmackems "

#whatsamackem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya no what ah meen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use ok?

Instant rejection if someone uses that. It literally makes me want to rip my eyeballs out when I see it.

Makes me want to guess where they’re from #notallscousers

#notallmackems

#whatsamackem "

Some weird cave dwellers that love about 13 miles away from Newcastle.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

Anyone who pronounces the letter H as "haitch" instead of "aitch"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yowm havin a loff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooft

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"Use ok?

Instant rejection if someone uses that. It literally makes me want to rip my eyeballs out when I see it.

Makes me want to guess where they’re from #notallscousers

#notallmackems

#whatsamackem

Some weird cave dwellers that love about 13 miles away from Newcastle. "

Gotcha x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Bad English - Forget Me Not

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qol7z-ku8A

Ah, sorry, wrong thread

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Anyone who pronounces the letter H as "haitch" instead of "aitch"

"

Same people who call eggs 'Heggs'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm selling a chester draws today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was pretty good but.

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question: "How are you?"

Answer: "How am I at what?"

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Wuu2/wuin2.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I daint do nothing...so you admit it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bants - banter

Jokes - I'm joking

Specially - instead of especially

Pacifically - specifically

How r u - this and any form of text speak. Double eurgh if it's without a question mark

These and more get me every time, unless the person is dyslexic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where was you last night?

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Innit "

It's totally unique

Really?!?!?!?

Yeah - but no

Not never no more

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Anyone who pronounces the letter H as "haitch" instead of "aitch"

"

We're from Yorkshire. Thrifty with the letters as well as our cash

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By *nquenchablethirst69Man
over a year ago

merseyside

Nah m8

Fooken el

Idkwgo

Im

Wensday

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

End off

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

"what everrrrrrrr....!!!!"

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By *ands on workerMan
over a year ago

wellingborough

Yo bld dot wht us syin we Yuh peps can undst vre eel tk yu ned to chil phill

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By *rMs.NeekCouple
over a year ago

Worcestershire

The basics

Your instead of you're....

Eg I see your going out

Excepting instead of accepting

Eg thank you for excepting me into the group

I could go on..... and on....

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Hit me up. What the fuck does that mean? Are you inviting violence on you?

DM me. You want my Doc Martens? What would you want with my old boots?

Axe me. You want me to chop you with an axe? Weirdo.

You know right. Actually, no. I've no idea what you're talking about.

Winston

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Poor poor grammar pirate

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara


"Somefink

Nuffink

Evryfink

Should of done it"

anything said by a Irish Person,,

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Yowm havin a loff."

Ow am ya ?

A

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By *risxbrisxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Our all men rly that bad?

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By *ice But Very NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

Swansea

Common one on here - peek your interest

Mr

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By *r and Mrs P SandCouple
over a year ago

South West

KO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our all men rly that bad?"

Crine. This was my fave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kk

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Come round to are house

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Don't we see enough in the forums already? "

Turn that to advantage by using it as a filter.

Message only the offending users and you will get lots more meets!!

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

Cash me ouside, how bout dat?

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By *ndtheswingersMan
over a year ago

colchester

His my brother

He's car is broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peng. That ain't no word blad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Velcom my vriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send bobs and vagene.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

so it turned round her her, like and im like wassaup, man, ploughmans need changing, cos, like it's not just for men, like, eh guys?

I got this off of Facebook innit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does, not dose

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Gawjuss

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Gawjuss"

Awwwww, fanks bae.

Winston

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By *ubmissive guyMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Havent a clue how to spell it but .... Di doo doh dont di doh

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By *elight 99Woman
over a year ago

richmond

Whatever yez yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Know fanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send memes not nudes

Oops wrong thread

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Yous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ay wot you doing

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Peng. That ain't no word blad."

Used to be a naturist travel agency in the heyday of H and E Magazine!

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By *inkywife1981Couple
over a year ago

A town near you

There cat is over their now

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Don't we see enough in the forums already?

Turn that to advantage by using it as a filter.

Message only the offending users and you will get lots more meets!!"

I'm surprised you think I hadn't thought of that.

And I am not looking for lots of meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giz a job

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside


"Ull havta b moor pacific"

Think the patient has campasity to make their own decisions.

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

The thing is is

Not a complaint but why some folks from Scotland type things like canae, oot, wee.

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside


"Giz a job "

To be fair, boys from the blackstuff was a ground breaking series when it aired all those years ago.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Am I the only person on here who can't abide and has never and will never use the spelling 'c*m'?

See, I didn't fall into my own trap!

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I helped my uncle jack off a horse.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"The thing is is

Not a complaint but why some folks from Scotland type things like canae, oot, wee."

If I said "Why do Scousers use words like bizzies, scran, trainees and offie?" would that be easier to understand?

The keyword is dialect, along accent gives the English language its various regional flavours.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"The thing is is

Not a complaint but why some folks from Scotland type things like canae, oot, wee.

If I said "Why do Scousers use words like bizzies, scran, trainees and offie?" would that be easier to understand?

The keyword is dialect, along accent gives the English language its various regional flavours."

They are part of the Scots language although some of them aren't widely used in some parts of the country.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

The Attic - Derby.

Much more bigger innit.

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By *exy wife and her CuckCouple
over a year ago

Angus

Wear ever you go their your.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heaven is A 4 Letter Word. second track on their debut album

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside


"The thing is is

Not a complaint but why some folks from Scotland type things like canae, oot, wee.

If I said "Why do Scousers use words like bizzies, scran, trainees and offie?" would that be easier to understand?

The keyword is dialect, along accent gives the English language its various regional flavours."

Both sound as bad.

Happy to hear the spoken word of different dialects but confused why it is written.

You are incorrect if you think Bizzies etc is dialect, it's not, it's slang.

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside


"The thing is is

Not a complaint but why some folks from Scotland type things like canae, oot, wee.

If I said "Why do Scousers use words like bizzies, scran, trainees and offie?" would that be easier to understand?

The keyword is dialect, along accent gives the English language its various regional flavours.

They are part of the Scots language although some of them aren't widely used in some parts of the country. "

I understand its spoken often but just wondered if it's widely written, just curious not a criticism.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"Somefink

Nuffink

Evryfink

Should of done it"

I'm not gonna post nothing.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"The thing is is

Not a complaint but why some folks from Scotland type things like canae, oot, wee.

If I said "Why do Scousers use words like bizzies, scran, trainees and offie?" would that be easier to understand?

The keyword is dialect, along accent gives the English language its various regional flavours.

They are part of the Scots language although some of them aren't widely used in some parts of the country.

I understand its spoken often but just wondered if it's widely written, just curious not a criticism. "

It is written in some books. Many people use those and many other words from the Scots language, but they don't realise that.

I didn't think it was a criticism. There are many words in every dialect that sound alien those from other regions. A word that is used widely around here is ken, as in to know. I'm not aware of anywhere else in Scotland where it is used.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

"I'm to tired for this thread". If you don't get it you never will !

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"The thing is is

Not a complaint but why some folks from Scotland type things like canae, oot, wee.

If I said "Why do Scousers use words like bizzies, scran, trainees and offie?" would that be easier to understand?

The keyword is dialect, along accent gives the English language its various regional flavours.

They are part of the Scots language although some of them aren't widely used in some parts of the country.

I understand its spoken often but just wondered if it's widely written, just curious not a criticism.

It is written in some books. Many people use those and many other words from the Scots language, but they don't realise that.

I didn't think it was a criticism. There are many words in every dialect that sound alien those from other regions. A word that is used widely around here is ken, as in to know. I'm not aware of anywhere else in Scotland where it is used. "

James Kelman and Irvine Welsh use Scotch dialects. Very bloody effective.

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Could of

*shudders*"

Of worse...... Could off/ov

For me though..... A women

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

On this site:'females' irritates me a bit.

What species are they talking about?!?

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Them didnt learn me no good english.

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside


"The thing is is

Not a complaint but why some folks from Scotland type things like canae, oot, wee.

If I said "Why do Scousers use words like bizzies, scran, trainees and offie?" would that be easier to understand?

The keyword is dialect, along accent gives the English language its various regional flavours.

They are part of the Scots language although some of them aren't widely used in some parts of the country.

I understand its spoken often but just wondered if it's widely written, just curious not a criticism.

It is written in some books. Many people use those and many other words from the Scots language, but they don't realise that.

I didn't think it was a criticism. There are many words in every dialect that sound alien those from other regions. A word that is used widely around here is ken, as in to know. I'm not aware of anywhere else in Scotland where it is used. "

I have heard the term ken but never seen it written, not so much in books but in forums and Facebook groups and I was just curious why folks from Scotland actually write these words while Welsh and Irish tend not to.

Again, not a criticism just curious.

Thanks for your response ??

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"The thing is is

Not a complaint but why some folks from Scotland type things like canae, oot, wee.

If I said "Why do Scousers use words like bizzies, scran, trainees and offie?" would that be easier to understand?

The keyword is dialect, along accent gives the English language its various regional flavours.

They are part of the Scots language although some of them aren't widely used in some parts of the country.

I understand its spoken often but just wondered if it's widely written, just curious not a criticism.

It is written in some books. Many people use those and many other words from the Scots language, but they don't realise that.

I didn't think it was a criticism. There are many words in every dialect that sound alien those from other regions. A word that is used widely around here is ken, as in to know. I'm not aware of anywhere else in Scotland where it is used.

I have heard the term ken but never seen it written, not so much in books but in forums and Facebook groups and I was just curious why folks from Scotland actually write these words while Welsh and Irish tend not to.

Again, not a criticism just curious.

Thanks for your response ?? "

More of a fear of not fitting in on this site? Pretty rampant in the forums? So non standard english might add to that?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I am fluent in “yam yam”…… that should get me banned from the Black Country

I did make the mistake of once saying that people from Newcastle, Sunderland and Middlesbrough “all sound the same!”

Only once mind… I was young and nieve and I hadn’t been up here long

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"The thing is is

Not a complaint but why some folks from Scotland type things like canae, oot, wee.

If I said "Why do Scousers use words like bizzies, scran, trainees and offie?" would that be easier to understand?

The keyword is dialect, along accent gives the English language its various regional flavours.

They are part of the Scots language although some of them aren't widely used in some parts of the country.

I understand its spoken often but just wondered if it's widely written, just curious not a criticism.

It is written in some books. Many people use those and many other words from the Scots language, but they don't realise that.

I didn't think it was a criticism. There are many words in every dialect that sound alien those from other regions. A word that is used widely around here is ken, as in to know. I'm not aware of anywhere else in Scotland where it is used.

I have heard the term ken but never seen it written, not so much in books but in forums and Facebook groups and I was just curious why folks from Scotland actually write these words while Welsh and Irish tend not to.

Again, not a criticism just curious.

Thanks for your response ?? "

It could either be a learned behaviour as the words are spoken very widely or they don't know the English form of the word.

And it you go up to the north east coast, eeeeeeek. Even I don't know half the words they use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know nothing to. Their you go.

IS

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Someone asked me if "I could borrow them some money".

I'm still not sure what the request was......

Winston

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By *wales_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff ish

I woz, something pacific, I likes it

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City


"I'm selling a chester draws today"

If you don’t sell it will there be reaper cushions?

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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

I'm blocking everyone in here. This is horrendous.

C

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

I red awl dis fred, sup wiv yoowawl?

Winston

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside


"I red awl dis fred, sup wiv yoowawl?

Winston "

It took me 3 reads but got it eventually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like your not being pacific enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got my toys hidden in Chester Drawers

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I don't know about anyone else but capital letters at the start of adjectives and nouns make me cringe.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"I red awl dis fred, sup wiv yoowawl?

Winston

It took me 3 reads but got it eventually. "

Dint yuw done inglish at skoowel?

Winston

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"I red awl dis fred, sup wiv yoowawl?

Winston

It took me 3 reads but got it eventually.

Dint yuw done inglish at skoowel?

Winston "

*dun

Soz 4 va speling.

Winston

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Work colleague

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

Not bad English as such, but people who add FACT (in capitals, as in shouting) to something they've written.

As if adding that is likely to give any vestige of credibility to whatever bullsh*t they're spouting!

Now, that is a FACT

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"

For me though..... A women "

'A criteria'

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"

Dint yuw done inglish at skoowel?

Winston "

You can be treated for that in hospeetoowel!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Whatevvaa!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

literally and actually.

(Actually: was a great album when it came out!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me instead of my.

You get me.

B4.

Up2?

'Omg wat u on wi?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alot

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By *anddancer79Man
over a year ago

south tyne

I’ve done some finking

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"literally and actually.

(Actually: was a great album when it came out!)"

I knew someone who used 'actually' in almost every sentence he uttered. As he pronounced it 'ashly', I was tempted to nickname him Ashley.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Emoticons instead of actual words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Emoticons instead of actual words. "

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...


"Emoticons instead of actual words. "

Winston

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

The word "So" at the beginning of every sentence.

It seems to be everywhere.

TV interviews especially.

Tell me Mr blogs why do you think we have less fish in the sea.

So, it could be pollution.

Why.

If you feel the need to place a random word at the beginning of every sentence pick different words like scrotum or twat.

Does my fkn swede in.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"The word "So" at the beginning of every sentence.

It seems to be everywhere.

TV interviews especially.

Tell me Mr blogs why do you think we have less fish in the sea.

So, it could be pollution.

Why.

If you feel the need to place a random word at the beginning of every sentence pick different words like scrotum or twat.

Does my fkn swede in. "

Sound like you know about The World Association of Tourette's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wrong their/they're/there. Same with your/you're.

Plurals made with 's, that just kills me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The wrong their/they're/there. Same with your/you're.

Plurals made with 's, that just kills me."

i dont understand

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Skellington

Budgerigard

Forfill

Are you going shops?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My English is shocking I have to confess but I’d say it’s more abbreviations that lose my mind ie txt instead of text it’s only one letter difference …

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

'I was sat' when they mean 'sitting'.

Would they say 'shat' instead of 'shitting'?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I've noticed a lot of people using the phrase "to which" out of context recently e.g. "I was walking along the pavement when a large group of people approached, to which I moved to the side"

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

Ya get me doe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

King John

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple
over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Sammidge or sammich.

*shudders.....

Winston

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There car is over their…

Or such nonsense

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over a year ago

bovered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm dyslexic so I find it very hard. I even had to look up the word Dyslexic

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Da yo cos yam ard

Did you because your hard

Black country slang x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was sat, or i were sat sitting. No offense to anyone who does this but it curls my toes.

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough

Using are instead of our. Seen this a lot recently.

Using was instead of were. For example, what was you doing?

There, their, they’re being confused.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Affect is a verb

Effect is a noun

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"I've noticed a lot of people using the phrase "to which" out of context recently e.g. "I was walking along the pavement when a large group of people approached, to which I moved to the side" "

Thank's for that nicecouple. Can you use 'to which', correctly in a sentence ?

Just fore me ? ta

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

AND....... in the incorrect example given, should 'to which' , 'at which' , 'for which' or other be used?

Thi's i's vital to my English development.

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mainly spellings like not knowing the difference between:

Your and you’re

Their, there and they’re

And Americanisation of words using a “z” instead of an “s” (or should I say Americanization), and dropping the “u” from words like color instead of colour

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

All my life ( maybe not the last 1 to 2 decades ) I believed FISH was a plural.

One fish , two fish , three fish ....... makes sense to me.

Two fishes ? I don't think so. Yet I find the word fishes used in this context.

I mean I fish , He fishes, She fishes, We fish , They fish .....

Sheep ...... One sheep , two sheeps ...... No! No! I say....

In truth, I don't give two fuckses.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I've noticed a lot of people using the phrase "to which" out of context recently e.g. "I was walking along the pavement when a large group of people approached, to which I moved to the side"

Thank's for that nicecouple. Can you use 'to which', correctly in a sentence ?

Just fore me ? ta "

I cannot Granny since my response will always be after yours...

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By *uitedSuitorMan
over a year ago

Halifax / Leeds

I hope this is Pacific enough.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax


"The word "So" at the beginning of every sentence.

It seems to be everywhere.

TV interviews especially.

Tell me Mr blogs why do you think we have less fish in the sea.

So, it could be pollution.

Why.

If you feel the need to place a random word at the beginning of every sentence pick different words like scrotum or twat.

Does my fkn swede in. "

I'm similar with 'you know' at the start of sentences. Think Blair may have started it off. Makes it appear that the recipient (usually a tv audience) is in agreement that what they say is reasonable, that they're inclusive, approachable and is manipulative in that it's rhetorical so invites you to agree. Also comes across as more gentle as well as being conversational, so designed to break down potential barriers between the viewer and the speaker, and lowers possible resistance to what they're saying.

Grinds my goat!

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Hit me up. What the fuck does that mean? Are you inviting violence on you?

"

I thought that 'Hit me up' was code for "I need fisting"!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Hit me up. What the fuck does that mean? Are you inviting violence on you?

I thought that 'Hit me up' was code for "I need fisting"!"

Ask Britnney.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Calling women guys. It's plain wrong.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

It's a whole nother ... subject, topic, ball game etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone who pronounces the letter H as "haitch" instead of "aitch"

"

This^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruv

Innit

Firty

And yeh im Northern

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone who pronounces the letter H as "haitch" instead of "aitch"

This^^"

Huh!

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By *orny-chubbyMan
over a year ago

East London

I hotted it up in the microwave

So I goes down the road

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By *orders CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Kelso

Geordie who say divvent instead of div not. Just joking of course xx

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Geordie who say divvent instead of div not. Just joking of course xx"

And everything that comes oota Scarlett Moffat's gob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm com-for-table with anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fread's almost closed.

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By *intiemintieWoman
over a year ago

Scottish Borders

Laterz..... Ugggh. Lol.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Carnt u be more Pacific

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"Fread's almost closed."

We need a whole nother one, then...

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