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 . This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.
Hello! Cowabunga  tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?  Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls  and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.
Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.
Don't be shy, give us a try.
Let's nocturnal. Smileyface  
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"Hey Jim!" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and hey, Meli. You're tonight's ¹st poster! ¹stface | |||
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"Hey Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and hey, Meli. You're tonight's ¹st poster! ¹stface" 
^ tears of gratitude and happiness that I'm finally being realised for how awesome I am. | |||
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"Good evening xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Emma. I've not checked for a few hours. Do we have a rabbit? x | |||
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Oh I needed this today.
Bad Good Friday?"Well I was going to make an awful joke but realised it might be offensive to those who are religious. Not bad. Just... well. It would be dull to go into. Saved you clawing your eyes out there Jim, happy Easter. | |||
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"Evening evening" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Floro + the Romance. | |||
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"Hello hello all! Mrs TMN x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Twist. Happy Good Friday! x | |||
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"Good evening xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Emma. I've not checked for a few hours. Do we have a rabbit? x" (rabbit) | |||
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"Good evening xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Emma. I've not checked for a few hours. Do we have a rabbit? x (rabbit)" No xx | |||
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"Hey Jim! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and hey, Meli. You're tonight's ¹st poster! ¹stface
^ tears of gratitude and happiness that I'm finally being realised for how awesome I am."Happy Good Friday! | |||
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"Evening "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Smooth Operator. No need to ask. You're a smooth operator. Smooth operator. Smooth operator. Smooth operator | |||
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"Evening
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Smooth Operator. No need to ask. You're a smooth operator. Smooth operator. Smooth operator. Smooth operator"Short and sweet | |||
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"Evening evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Floro + the Romance. "I bring romance everywhere I go  | |||
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Oh I needed this today.
Bad Good Friday?
Well I was going to make an awful joke but realised it might be offensive to those who are religious.
Not bad. Just... well. It would be dull to go into. Saved you clawing your eyes out there Jim, happy Easter."Everything offends everyone these days. I don't mind mundane in the membrane. | |||
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"Good evening "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess and your flowers.  | |||
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We had a picnic and ate ice cream and had a jolly time | |||
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"Good evening xx Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Emma. I've not checked for a few hours. Do we have a rabbit? x (rabbit) No xx"Oh, Emma. It's still ² days until Easter Sunday, don't give up. x | |||
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"Evening Jim. Evening all. " The man from Del Monte, he says, evening, Jim. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Maggy! | |||
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"Good evening
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess and your flowers. "How are you? They're lovely flowers that smell incredible and are now in a jug with the rest.
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"Evening evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Floro + the Romance.
I bring romance everywhere I go "You're a real dead bringer for love. | |||
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"Hello Jim and other nocturnal friends. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Arrows. Merry Easter! | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Jim, I hope I didn't break anything when I nocturnaled the other night? Today we have been out to Tatton Park (it's a bloody big National Trust estate with farms, fields, play areas, ice cream, fairground rides and lots of nature). I pushed my wheelchair to places it's not designed to go and whizzed very quickly along a country lane, invoking tuts from the foot people
We had a picnic and ate ice cream and had a jolly time "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You did great. Thank you very much for nocturnalling. Tatton Park sounds terrific. I almost called it Tattoo Park. | |||
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"Gooood evening. "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. | |||
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"Good evening
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess and your flowers.
How are you?
They're lovely flowers that smell incredible and are now in a jug with the rest.
"I'm good. How are youuuuuuuuuuu? It's good to smell the flowers. | |||
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"Boo!
"You almost gave me a bloody heart attack. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. Who's your favourite lord? | |||
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"First! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening Jim. What did I win? "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Russle. Nice try. But I wasn't born yesterday you know.  | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and fellow fabbing fornicators! Currently sat in bed, supping a nice bottle of beer watching Status Quo the acoustic concert on BBC4. A good way to end a Good Friday, cheers! " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wildman. I like it. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Jim, I hope I didn't break anything when I nocturnaled the other night? Today we have been out to Tatton Park (it's a bloody big National Trust estate with farms, fields, play areas, ice cream, fairground rides and lots of nature). I pushed my wheelchair to places it's not designed to go and whizzed very quickly along a country lane, invoking tuts from the foot people
We had a picnic and ate ice cream and had a jolly time
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You did great. Thank you very much for nocturnalling.
Tatton Park sounds terrific. I almost called it Tattoo Park. "It was pretty good fun, at Tatton Park, Jim. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Jim, I hope I didn't break anything when I nocturnaled the other night? Today we have been out to Tatton Park (it's a bloody big National Trust estate with farms, fields, play areas, ice cream, fairground rides and lots of nature). I pushed my wheelchair to places it's not designed to go and whizzed very quickly along a country lane, invoking tuts from the foot people
We had a picnic and ate ice cream and had a jolly time
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You did great. Thank you very much for nocturnalling.
Tatton Park sounds terrific. I almost called it Tattoo Park.
It was pretty good fun, at Tatton Park, Jim. "I wanna go to Tatton Park! | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, I'm horny, but your Mum's not answering her phone "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. My mum's an early bird. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Jim, I hope I didn't break anything when I nocturnaled the other night? Today we have been out to Tatton Park (it's a bloody big National Trust estate with farms, fields, play areas, ice cream, fairground rides and lots of nature). I pushed my wheelchair to places it's not designed to go and whizzed very quickly along a country lane, invoking tuts from the foot people
We had a picnic and ate ice cream and had a jolly time
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You did great. Thank you very much for nocturnalling.
Tatton Park sounds terrific. I almost called it Tattoo Park.
It was pretty good fun, at Tatton Park, Jim.
I wanna go to Tatton Park!"You can, Jim! | |||
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You almost gave me a bloody heart attack. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. Who's your favourite lord?"Ooh, good question. There's a lot to choose from, but I'll go with Lord of the Dance. I love Riverdance  . Got to be my second favourite Eurovision half time entertainment ever after Love Love, Peace Peace | |||
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"Merry Easter to you too Jim. What have you been up to recently?" I've been mainly walking around the beauty spots of Shrewsbury. What the hell have you been doing?! | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim and nocturnal twonks. Jim, I hope I didn't break anything when I nocturnaled the other night? Today we have been out to Tatton Park (it's a bloody big National Trust estate with farms, fields, play areas, ice cream, fairground rides and lots of nature). I pushed my wheelchair to places it's not designed to go and whizzed very quickly along a country lane, invoking tuts from the foot people
We had a picnic and ate ice cream and had a jolly time
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You did great. Thank you very much for nocturnalling.
Tatton Park sounds terrific. I almost called it Tattoo Park.
It was pretty good fun, at Tatton Park, Jim.
I wanna go to Tatton Park!
You can, Jim! "Yeah! | |||
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"Good evening
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess and your flowers.
How are you?
They're lovely flowers that smell incredible and are now in a jug with the rest.
I'm good. How are youuuuuuuuuuu?
It's good to smell the flowers."That's splendid. I'm good toooooo, the past week has been a one day at a time kind of week but the next one will be better.
Especially the nice smelling ones | |||
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"First! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening Jim. What did I win?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Russle. Nice try. But I wasn't born yesterday you know. "Bugger. Thought I’d give it a try. Was close though. I would of got away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids  | |||
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You almost gave me a bloody heart attack. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rickshawed. Who's your favourite lord?
Ooh, good question. There's a lot to choose from, but I'll go with Lord of the Dance. I love Riverdance . Got to be my second favourite Eurovision half time entertainment ever after Love Love, Peace Peace "Good lord.  | |||
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"Good evening
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess and your flowers.
How are you?
They're lovely flowers that smell incredible and are now in a jug with the rest.
I'm good. How are youuuuuuuuuuu?
It's good to smell the flowers.
That's splendid. I'm good toooooo, the past week has been a one day at a time kind of week but the next one will be better.
Especially the nice smelling ones "Step by step is the way to go. | |||
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"First! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeening Jim. What did I win?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Russle. Nice try. But I wasn't born yesterday you know.
Bugger. Thought I’d give it a try. Was close though.
I would of got away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids " | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, I'm horny, but your Mum's not answering her phone
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. My mum's an early bird."She knows where my worm is  | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, I'm horny, but your Mum's not answering her phone
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. My mum's an early bird.
She knows where my worm is "You always go too far with my mum. | |||
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"Jim, if you come to this part of the world, I'll take you to Tatton Park "Nice. | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, I'm horny, but your Mum's not answering her phone
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. My mum's an early bird.
She knows where my worm is
You always go too far with my mum. "Far Far Away - Slade www.youtube.com/watch?v=qysk6IgeFmQ  | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, I'm horny, but your Mum's not answering her phone
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. My mum's an early bird.
She knows where my worm is
You always go too far with my mum.
Far Far Away - Slade www.youtube.com/watch?v=qysk6IgeFmQ
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"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum." It wasn’t me | |||
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"Merry Easter to you too Jim. What have you been up to recently? I've been mainly walking around the beauty spots of Shrewsbury. What the hell have you been doing?!" Working. Mostly. Being "present". apparently its good for the kids but the ungrateful fuckers just tell me I'm boring now. It was easier to be a cool dad when all I did was grunt, whistle and say no to things | |||
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"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum." You and your selfies  | |||
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"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. It wasn’t me" Alright, Shaggy. | |||
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"Merry Easter to you too Jim. What have you been up to recently? I've been mainly walking around the beauty spots of Shrewsbury. What the hell have you been doing?! Working. Mostly. Being "present". apparently its good for the kids but the ungrateful fuckers just tell me I'm boring now. It was easier to be a cool dad when all I did was grunt, whistle and say no to things " Excellent dadding. | |||
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"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum." I've just been challenged to stick a bottle of wine in my wheelchair fanny(pack)... | |||
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"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. You and your selfies " | |||
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"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. I've just been challenged to stick a bottle of wine in my wheelchair fanny(pack)..." If you I know a fat irish man who would perve the photo | |||
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"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. I've just been challenged to stick a bottle of wine in my wheelchair fanny(pack)..." I'm tempted to buy a bumbag. | |||
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"Merry Easter to you too Jim. What have you been up to recently? I've been mainly walking around the beauty spots of Shrewsbury. What the hell have you been doing?! Working. Mostly. Being "present". apparently its good for the kids but the ungrateful fuckers just tell me I'm boring now. It was easier to be a cool dad when all I did was grunt, whistle and say no to things Excellent dadding. "Yeah. I'm proud of me. Even though I would rather be playing red dead redemption | |||
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"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. You and your selfies "Surely that's fruitist, would you say the same if he shoved d pomegranate up there?  | |||
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"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. I've just been challenged to stick a bottle of wine in my wheelchair fanny(pack)... I'm tempted to buy a bumbag. " Shall we have a fannypack competition, Jim? | |||
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"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. You and your selfies
Surely that's fruitist, would you say the same if he shoved d pomegranate up there? "I think I'd be more impressed. And then I'd ask him to rinse it before he put it back in my fruit bowl | |||
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"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. I've just been challenged to stick a bottle of wine in my wheelchair fanny(pack)... I'm tempted to buy a bumbag. Shall we have a fannypack competition, Jim?" I feel like you have an advantage. | |||
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"Jim, if you come to this part of the world, I'll take you to Tatton Park "Oh posh. Cheshire  x | |||
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"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. I've just been challenged to stick a bottle of wine in my wheelchair fanny(pack)... I'm tempted to buy a bumbag. Shall we have a fannypack competition, Jim? I feel like you have an advantage." My wheelchair pouch is quite sizeable, yes | |||
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"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. I've just been challenged to stick a bottle of wine in my wheelchair fanny(pack)... I'm tempted to buy a bumbag. Shall we have a fannypack competition, Jim? I feel like you have an advantage. My wheelchair pouch is quite sizeable, yes " | |||
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"First of all good ebening .
Hope you’re all ok ? How’re you Jim? "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. I'm alright. But more importantly, how are you? | |||
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"Good night Jim. Mrs kc and everyone else " Na night. | |||
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"First of all good ebening .
Hope you’re all ok ? How’re you Jim?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. I'm alright. But more importantly, how are you?"Glad you’re ok. I’m good. Got careless whisper playing in my ears. Singing along. | |||
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"First of all good ebening .
Hope you’re all ok ? How’re you Jim?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. I'm alright. But more importantly, how are you?
Glad you’re ok. I’m good. Got careless whisper playing in my ears. Singing along. "George. | |||
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what's going down Jim... | |||
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"Good night Jim. Mrs kc and everyone else " Gute nacht | |||
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"First of all good ebening .
Hope you’re all ok ? How’re you Jim?
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. I'm alright. But more importantly, how are you?
Glad you’re ok. I’m good. Got careless whisper playing in my ears. Singing along.
George. "He was a babe | |||
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"Evening all what's going down Jim..."Evenin'. Been a gorgeous day | |||
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"Evening all what's going down Jim..."Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Thunder. The usual nocturnal nonsense. I might buy a bumbag. | |||
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"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. You and your selfies
Surely that's fruitist, would you say the same if he shoved d pomegranate up there?
I think I'd be more impressed. And then I'd ask him to rinse it before he put it back in my fruit bowl "Wanna suck my plums  | |||
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"Evening all what's going down Jim...
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Thunder. The usual nocturnal nonsense. I might buy a bumbag.
"Fanny pack in the U.S, so how many bums you thinking of carrying Jim? | |||
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"It's been a bostin' day in the Black Country." I love that for you | |||
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"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. You and your selfies
Surely that's fruitist, would you say the same if he shoved d pomegranate up there?
I think I'd be more impressed. And then I'd ask him to rinse it before he put it back in my fruit bowl
Wanna suck my plums "If I bite them will the juice drip down my chin? | |||
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"I've just seen a photo of man with a banana up his bum. You and your selfies
Surely that's fruitist, would you say the same if he shoved d pomegranate up there?
I think I'd be more impressed. And then I'd ask him to rinse it before he put it back in my fruit bowl
Wanna suck my plums "I can't believe you're flirting behind my mum's back. | |||
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"It's been a bostin' day in the Black Country. I love that for you "If there were lots of locals on here you'd get the old arguments of Wolverhampton isn't part of the black country. But there isn't. And it is | |||
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"Evening all what's going down Jim...
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Thunder. The usual nocturnal nonsense. I might buy a bumbag.
Fanny pack in the U.S, so how many bums you thinking of carrying Jim?"Just the ¹ bumbag will suffice. | |||
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"It's been a bostin' day in the Black Country. I love that for you
If there were lots of locals on here you'd get the old arguments of Wolverhampton isn't part of the black country. But there isn't. And it is "Ohhhh no it isn't lol | |||
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"It's been a bostin' day in the Black Country. I love that for you
If there were lots of locals on here you'd get the old arguments of Wolverhampton isn't part of the black country. But there isn't. And it is "controversial. I like that about you. | |||
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"Alexa says that Wolverhampton is in the Black Country." Clearly all knowing  | |||
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"Alexa says that Wolverhampton is in the Black Country." and what do you think, Jim? Do you agree? | |||
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"It's been a bostin' day in the Black Country. I love that for you
If there were lots of locals on here you'd get the old arguments of Wolverhampton isn't part of the black country. But there isn't. And it is
Ohhhh no it isn't lol "Oh be quiet you Go eat your faggots and paes and orange chips | |||
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"Alexa says that Wolverhampton is in the Black Country. and what do you think, Jim? Do you agree? " I think that Wolverhampton is in the Black Country. | |||
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"Alexa says that Wolverhampton is in the Black Country. and what do you think, Jim? Do you agree? I think that Wolverhampton is in the Black Country." then it must be. I trust your opinion more than Alexa, Jim. | |||
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"It's the midnight hour. Thank goodness it’s here" Happy Saturday! | |||
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"It's the midnight hour." Ooh, I best be off before I turn into a gremlin. Been nice chatting folks. I require beauty sleep now | |||
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"It's the midnight hour. Thank goodness it’s here Happy Saturday!" Happy Saturday beautiful man | |||
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"Wanna suck my plums
If I bite them will the juice drip down my chin? "I produce cream  | |||
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"It's been a bostin' day in the Black Country. I love that for you
If there were lots of locals on here you'd get the old arguments of Wolverhampton isn't part of the black country. But there isn't. And it is
Ohhhh no it isn't lol
Oh be quiet you Go eat your faggots and paes and orange chips"Lol yo con be in theblack country if yow want | |||
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"It's the midnight hour. Ooh, I best be off before I turn into a gremlin. Been nice chatting folks. I require beauty sleep now "Na night. x | |||
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"I can't believe you're flirting behind my mum's back." He can't believe it's not butter ^ | |||
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"Happy weekend, Saturday morning, week off work etc ?? ??" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Funtimes. I'm off. | |||
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"Hey all new to this bit " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Liiid. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface | |||
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 , the woman behind one of London’s most famous tourist attractions She had spent a lifetime creating lifelike waxworks of the famous and the infamous from murderers to monarchs, from pop stars to politicians, from the beautiful to the beastly.
The seeds of her unlikely destiny were sewn two months before she was born at Strasbourg in 1761 when her father, a German soldier, was killed in battle. His death forced his young widow to find a job and she became housekeeper to a doctor named Philippe Curtius in Berne, Switzerland.
The doctor had a passion for wax modelling and owned a collection of heads and busts. It was a pastime that enthralled the young Marie and she became an enthusiastic pupil of the art.
When Curtius landed a fashionable position in Paris he took with him his housekeeper and his young apprentice, then six years old.
As she grew older Marie was able to move among the members of high society who had taken Curtius under their wing. She met King Louis XVI and in the 1780s was employed as an art teacher to his sister, Madame Elizabeth.
But her connection with the royal circle nearly cost her life. After the French Revolution broke out she was perceived as a royal sympathiser and held in prison for three months where her head was shaved while awaiting execution.
She was saved by Jean-Marie Collot d’Herbois, a leading revolutionary who was a friend of Curtius. Even so, to prove her allegiance to the Revolution she was forced to make death masks of guillotined nobles, including the King and Queen.
She was particularly distressed when forced to make a cast of the severed and bloodied head of Princess de Lamballe, a friend of Marie’s, who had been hacked to pieces by the mob. She also modelled the guillotined heads of both Marie Antoinette and Robespierre.
Curtis survived the Reign of Terror but died in 1794 and he left his huge collection of waxworks to Marie.
She took them to England in 1802 and earned a living by displaying them at various centres around the country. Eventually, she set up a permanent exhibition centre, Madame Tussaud’s, in London.
A fire in 1925 claimed many of the exhibits and much of the rest were destroyed by German bombs in 1940. But the casts survived, allowing many of the historical waxworks to be re-created.
The oldest is that of Madame du Barry, made by Curtius in 1765 and there is one of King George III. Some sculptures still exist that were made by Marie Tussaud herself.
As she moved into her eighties, Marie, who created a self-portrait that is on display at the entrance to the museum, liked to sit at a table collecting the entrance money from visitors. There is a painting from 1845 showing her doing just that.
Probably the most controversial waxwork is of Adolf Hitler. In 2008 an angry visitor fought off guards and beheaded a life-sized waxwork of the Nazi dictator only minutes after it went on display at a newly opened branch of Madame Tussauds in Berlin.
In London, the Hitler model became a regular target for hate attacks ranging from spitting, egg-throwing and physical damage. A spokeswoman for Madame Tussauds said no other waxwork had ever attracted the level of hatred and abuse that the Hitler model had endured. In 2016 it was finally removed after a campaign on social media.
Madame Tussauds, there is no longer an apostrophe, has branches around the world and is now owned by the Merlin Entertainments group, which also runs Legoland and other theme parks. | |||
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"On this day 1850 we lost Anna Maria "Marie" Tussaud , the woman behind one of London’s most famous tourist attractions She had spent a lifetime creating lifelike waxworks of the famous and the infamous from murderers to monarchs, from pop stars to politicians, from the beautiful to the beastly.
The seeds of her unlikely destiny were sewn two months before she was born at Strasbourg in 1761 when her father, a German soldier, was killed in battle. His death forced his young widow to find a job and she became housekeeper to a doctor named Philippe Curtius in Berne, Switzerland.
The doctor had a passion for wax modelling and owned a collection of heads and busts. It was a pastime that enthralled the young Marie and she became an enthusiastic pupil of the art.
When Curtius landed a fashionable position in Paris he took with him his housekeeper and his young apprentice, then six years old.
As she grew older Marie was able to move among the members of high society who had taken Curtius under their wing. She met King Louis XVI and in the 1780s was employed as an art teacher to his sister, Madame Elizabeth.
But her connection with the royal circle nearly cost her life. After the French Revolution broke out she was perceived as a royal sympathiser and held in prison for three months where her head was shaved while awaiting execution.
She was saved by Jean-Marie Collot d’Herbois, a leading revolutionary who was a friend of Curtius. Even so, to prove her allegiance to the Revolution she was forced to make death masks of guillotined nobles, including the King and Queen.
She was particularly distressed when forced to make a cast of the severed and bloodied head of Princess de Lamballe, a friend of Marie’s, who had been hacked to pieces by the mob. She also modelled the guillotined heads of both Marie Antoinette and Robespierre.
Curtis survived the Reign of Terror but died in 1794 and he left his huge collection of waxworks to Marie.
She took them to England in 1802 and earned a living by displaying them at various centres around the country. Eventually, she set up a permanent exhibition centre, Madame Tussaud’s, in London.
A fire in 1925 claimed many of the exhibits and much of the rest were destroyed by German bombs in 1940. But the casts survived, allowing many of the historical waxworks to be re-created.
The oldest is that of Madame du Barry, made by Curtius in 1765 and there is one of King George III. Some sculptures still exist that were made by Marie Tussaud herself.
As she moved into her eighties, Marie, who created a self-portrait that is on display at the entrance to the museum, liked to sit at a table collecting the entrance money from visitors. There is a painting from 1845 showing her doing just that.
Probably the most controversial waxwork is of Adolf Hitler. In 2008 an angry visitor fought off guards and beheaded a life-sized waxwork of the Nazi dictator only minutes after it went on display at a newly opened branch of Madame Tussauds in Berlin.
In London, the Hitler model became a regular target for hate attacks ranging from spitting, egg-throwing and physical damage. A spokeswoman for Madame Tussauds said no other waxwork had ever attracted the level of hatred and abuse that the Hitler model had endured. In 2016 it was finally removed after a campaign on social media.
Madame Tussauds, there is no longer an apostrophe, has branches around the world and is now owned by the Merlin Entertainments group, which also runs Legoland and other theme parks."He needs a new keyboard after typing all that lot out ^ | |||
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"On this day 1850 we lost Anna Maria "Marie" Tussaud , the woman behind one of London’s most famous tourist attractions She had spent a lifetime creating lifelike waxworks of the famous and the infamous from murderers to monarchs, from pop stars to politicians, from the beautiful to the beastly.
The seeds of her unlikely destiny were sewn two months before she was born at Strasbourg in 1761 when her father, a German soldier, was killed in battle. His death forced his young widow to find a job and she became housekeeper to a doctor named Philippe Curtius in Berne, Switzerland.
The doctor had a passion for wax modelling and owned a collection of heads and busts. It was a pastime that enthralled the young Marie and she became an enthusiastic pupil of the art.
When Curtius landed a fashionable position in Paris he took with him his housekeeper and his young apprentice, then six years old.
As she grew older Marie was able to move among the members of high society who had taken Curtius under their wing. She met King Louis XVI and in the 1780s was employed as an art teacher to his sister, Madame Elizabeth.
But her connection with the royal circle nearly cost her life. After the French Revolution broke out she was perceived as a royal sympathiser and held in prison for three months where her head was shaved while awaiting execution.
She was saved by Jean-Marie Collot d’Herbois, a leading revolutionary who was a friend of Curtius. Even so, to prove her allegiance to the Revolution she was forced to make death masks of guillotined nobles, including the King and Queen.
She was particularly distressed when forced to make a cast of the severed and bloodied head of Princess de Lamballe, a friend of Marie’s, who had been hacked to pieces by the mob. She also modelled the guillotined heads of both Marie Antoinette and Robespierre.
Curtis survived the Reign of Terror but died in 1794 and he left his huge collection of waxworks to Marie.
She took them to England in 1802 and earned a living by displaying them at various centres around the country. Eventually, she set up a permanent exhibition centre, Madame Tussaud’s, in London.
A fire in 1925 claimed many of the exhibits and much of the rest were destroyed by German bombs in 1940. But the casts survived, allowing many of the historical waxworks to be re-created.
The oldest is that of Madame du Barry, made by Curtius in 1765 and there is one of King George III. Some sculptures still exist that were made by Marie Tussaud herself.
As she moved into her eighties, Marie, who created a self-portrait that is on display at the entrance to the museum, liked to sit at a table collecting the entrance money from visitors. There is a painting from 1845 showing her doing just that.
Probably the most controversial waxwork is of Adolf Hitler. In 2008 an angry visitor fought off guards and beheaded a life-sized waxwork of the Nazi dictator only minutes after it went on display at a newly opened branch of Madame Tussauds in Berlin.
In London, the Hitler model became a regular target for hate attacks ranging from spitting, egg-throwing and physical damage. A spokeswoman for Madame Tussauds said no other waxwork had ever attracted the level of hatred and abuse that the Hitler model had endured. In 2016 it was finally removed after a campaign on social media.
Madame Tussauds, there is no longer an apostrophe, has branches around the world and is now owned by the Merlin Entertainments group, which also runs Legoland and other theme parks.
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