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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mystic Jen has polished her crystal ball, shuffled her tarot cards and returned into the spirit world.

She can see your future.

Ask and she will reveal your destiny!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Jennie, will I ever have a super yacht?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jennie, will I ever have a super yacht? "

I see, I see ..... the sea. Waves are crashing, and I see a boat. A big boat.

Yes, you are on the deck, tossing in the waves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much penis is in my future?

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

Will I ever get laid by a woman from fab ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should I dye my hair blonde?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How much penis is in my future? "

I draw The Sword card. We all know the penis mightier than the sword. This can only mean a total pork parade in store for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How much penis is in my future? "

I know this one!

As much as you desire. As often as you desire it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will I ever get laid by a woman from fab ?"

The spirits are speaking to me. I can hear a distant voice. It is laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will i be asked to go to my favourite place again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How much penis is in my future?

I know this one!

As much as you desire. As often as you desire it. "

I knew you were going to say that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will i be asked to go to my favourite place again "

The cock crows thrice in the misty morn, as the raven soars. Hear the lambs, for they are silent.

I think that's all quite clear!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Oh Mystic Jen, when will I claim my rightful place as Queen of Hotpics?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Oh Mystic Jen, when will I claim my rightful place as Queen of Hotpics? "

You need yo accept my friend request first

And those of 1000’s of others

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail


"Will I ever get laid by a woman from fab ?

The spirits are speaking to me. I can hear a distant voice. It is laughing."
Oh shit. You ain't got a genie in lamp by any chance. Fuck. Do I need 3 wishes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh Mystic Jen, when will I claim my rightful place as Queen of Hotpics? "

I turn to the cards. Ah ... the fire card, and I also draw the ice card.

Your answer ....

When Hell freezes over x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will I ever get laid by a woman from fab ?

The spirits are speaking to me. I can hear a distant voice. It is laughing.Oh shit. You ain't got a genie in lamp by any chance. Fuck. Do I need 3 wishes."

Genies aint my department darling. Soz n shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Mystic Jen, when will I claim my rightful place as Queen of Hotpics? "

Post a face pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How much penis is in my future?

I know this one!

As much as you desire. As often as you desire it.

I knew you were going to say that"

Duh. You have powers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will I ever find love again? I know it's a long shot though

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford


"Will I ever get laid by a woman from fab ?

The spirits are speaking to me. I can hear a distant voice. It is laughing.Oh shit. You ain't got a genie in lamp by any chance. Fuck. Do I need 3 wishes."

Does the genie faf? …. Asking as it’s the barber sedan kind .. not the will smith type

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How much penis is in my future?

I know this one!

As much as you desire. As often as you desire it.

I knew you were going to say that

Duh. You have powers "

Its a gift and a curse in equal measure

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Will I have an orgasm tonight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mystic What dose the future hold for me

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Oh Mystic Jen, when will I claim my rightful place as Queen of Hotpics?

I turn to the cards. Ah ... the fire card, and I also draw the ice card.

Your answer ....

When Hell freezes over x"

Damn you global warming!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will i be asked to go to my favourite place again

The cock crows thrice in the misty morn, as the raven soars. Hear the lambs, for they are silent.

I think that's all quite clear!"
ok rockstar cocktail required to understand that i think

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford


"Will I ever get laid by a woman from fab ?

The spirits are speaking to me. I can hear a distant voice. It is laughing.Oh shit. You ain't got a genie in lamp by any chance. Fuck. Do I need 3 wishes.

Does the genie faf? …. Asking as it’s the barber sedan kind .. not the will smith type"

My lord .the typos in that ,

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Mystic jen will anybody pick up on my just for fun thread or maybe some of my others that have died.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will I ever find love again? I know it's a long shot though "

A spirit voice is speaking.

It says.

Learn to love yourself then love will find you.

They know their shit, these spirit folk.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Oh Mystic Jen, when will I claim my rightful place as Queen of Hotpics?

Post a face pic. "

So we can get blocked by half the site?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Will the Easter Beagle stop by and leave me an egg....???....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Howay then…. Do your worst

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will I have an orgasm tonight?"

I draw a card. The clenched fist. I think that says all you need.

The future is in your own hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will I ever find love again? I know it's a long shot though

A spirit voice is speaking.

It says.

Learn to love yourself then love will find you.

They know their shit, these spirit folk."

He must be hiding somewhere then. I'm very happy within myself x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the answer ‘Mystic’ Jen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will I find love and riches ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mystic What dose the future hold for me "

The crystal ball shows me smiles, sequins, and a fuck load of jizz

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By *iaisonseekerMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Will I have an orgasm tonight?

I draw a card. The clenched fist. I think that says all you need.

The future is in your own hands "

This feels powerfully prescient

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Oh Mystic Jen, when will I claim my rightful place as Queen of Hotpics?

You need yo accept my friend request first

And those of 1000’s of others "

I think you forgot to send it And so did they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Mystic Jen, when will I claim my rightful place as Queen of Hotpics?

Post a face pic.

So we can get blocked by half the site? "

Less people I’d have to fight for you both.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mystic jen will anybody pick up on my just for fun thread or maybe some of my others that have died."

The eternal circle card indicates that birth and death are all part of the same cycle. As some perish so others are reborn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will the Easter Beagle stop by and leave me an egg....???...."

I hear panting, I hear barks. Its ... its ... its a beagle! I hear chewing. Oh, he's eaten your eggs!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Mystic Jen, when will someone want to stick their willy up my bum?

And will I be able to eat some bonbons as they do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howay then…. Do your worst "

The spirits say to me they know what you're thinking. They say you need to reconsider

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol


"Will the Easter Beagle stop by and leave me an egg....???....

I hear panting, I hear barks. Its ... its ... its a beagle! I hear chewing. Oh, he's eaten your eggs!"

Thanks that's Easter ruined....

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Where will I retire to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Howay then…. Do your worst

The spirits say to me they know what you're thinking. They say you need to reconsider"

Very vague but actually makes perfect sense in my situation. I’m a believer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will I find love and riches ?"

The crystal ball shows me money beyond counting. And a wedding. So the riches bit is sorted ....as is love. But I cannot see the face of the woman in the vision. The future is fickle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mystic Jen, when will someone want to stick their willy up my bum?

And will I be able to eat some bonbons as they do? "

I see, I see .... an aging unconvinced transvestite leaving a sweet shop and getting in a taxi. This could be your lucky night

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Mystic Jen, will I ever figure it out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mystic What dose the future hold for me

The crystal ball shows me smiles, sequins, and a fuck load of jizz "

Oooo sounds perfect to me mystic Jen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mystic Jen, will I ever figure it out? "

I hear a multitude of voices. They all tell me that you've got it worked out already babe x

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Mystic Jen..

What does the future hold for Essex

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Mystic Jen, when will someone want to stick their willy up my bum?

And will I be able to eat some bonbons as they do?

I see, I see .... an aging unconvinced

transvestite leaving a sweet shop

and getting in a taxi. This could be

your lucky night"

Dam you Jennie I've just gone out and bought some bonbons .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mystic Jen..

What does the future hold for Essex "

Ah Thomas, I look into the crystal and see the future. I see coastal erosion, I see a rise in average daytime temperatures, a the closure of more high Street stores. I also see a bunch of paras getting passed and fighting the locals in Colchester.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Mystic Jen, will I ever figure it out?

I hear a multitude of voices. They all tell me that you've got it worked out already babe x"

Have your voices been drinking?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mystic Jen..

What does the future hold for Essex

Ah Thomas, I look into the crystal and see the future. I see coastal erosion, I see a rise in average daytime temperatures, a the closure of more high Street stores. I also see a bunch of paras getting passed and fighting the locals in Colchester."

*pissed

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Mystic Jen..

What does the future hold for Essex

Ah Thomas, I look into the crystal and see the future. I see coastal erosion, I see a rise in average daytime temperatures, a the closure of more high Street stores. I also see a bunch of paras getting passed and fighting the locals in Colchester."

Blimey .. the Paras are already fighting the locals..

You have a gift Mystic Jen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will i ever come out of retirement

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mystic Jen, will I ever figure it out?

I hear a multitude of voices. They all tell me that you've got it worked out already babe x

Have your voices been drinking? "

The voices are coming back.

They say "Show us yer tits"

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Mystic Jen, will I ever figure it out?

I hear a multitude of voices. They all tell me that you've got it worked out already babe x

Have your voices been drinking?

The voices are coming back.

They say "Show us yer tits""

Again? But it's not Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will i ever come out of retirement "

The card is drawn. It is the garden card, I also draw the tartan slipper card. I see a long and happy retirement for you.

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Mystic Jenni is brutal tonight. But if that’s how the cards fall…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mystic Jenni is brutal tonight. But if that’s how the cards fall….."

The cards never lie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will I find love and riches ?

The crystal ball shows me money beyond counting. And a wedding. So the riches bit is sorted ....as is love. But I cannot see the face of the woman in the vision. The future is fickle."

That’ll do

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford

Dear mystic Jen , will _eli of the forums ever do more voice porn videos ..

also will I ever learn the meaning of subtlety?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear mystic Jen , will _eli of the forums ever do more voice porn videos ..

also will I ever learn the meaning of subtlety?"

I see Melissa getting a vigorous seeing to from behind, whilst eating bonbons. There is the suggestion of a camera in my vision.

As for your subtlety ... I draw The Mallet card. There's your answer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mystic Jen..

What does the future hold for Essex

Ah Thomas, I look into the crystal and see the future. I see coastal erosion, I see a rise in average daytime temperatures, a the closure of more high Street stores. I also see a bunch of paras getting passed and fighting the locals in Colchester.

Blimey .. the Paras are already fighting the locals..

You have a gift Mystic Jen "

I am just a conduit

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm just wondering mystic jen

Do you have sprirt guide comes to

You .someone who brought out the gift in you .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am the seventh daughter of a seventh daughter... the gift was pre destined

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"I am the seventh daughter of a seventh daughter... the gift was pre destined"

I heard that some mystics got the call from a dominant presents

That saw that they had a gift and encourage them to share it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am the seventh daughter of a seventh daughter... the gift was pre destined

I heard that some mystics got the call from a dominant presents

That saw that they had a gift and encourage them to share it."

I was washed over by a golden shower.

A shower of golden light I mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should I dye my hair blonde?"

I cannot tell you what you should or should not do ... that is for you to decide.

The cards, however, show me The Bad Hair Day card, and also the Silly Blonde Tosser card. I think they are telling you something.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Should I patent the invisibility cloak I seem to have developed

Tg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh... Am i going to have to fish my wet pussy out of the pond tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Should I patent the invisibility cloak I seem to have developed

Tg "

Odd .... the crystal ball shows nothing. Its as if there is nothing there!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Will it ever happen mystic Jennie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will it ever happen mystic Jennie? "

Hmm.

I can see something in the glass. There is definitely something.

So yes, something will happen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ohhhh... Am i going to have to fish my wet pussy out of the pond tomorrow "

I consult the cards ... and draw The Desert card. An arid, dusty, isolated place.

Alas your pussy will remain dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dammit tinders invisibility cloak enveloped me

Looks like i might drown tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohhhh... Am i going to have to fish my wet pussy out of the pond tomorrow

I consult the cards ... and draw The Desert card. An arid, dusty, isolated place.

Alas your pussy will remain dry"

Oh phew!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will el presidente ever make it back into power?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will el presidente ever make it back into power? "

The card drawn is the Toppled Tower. I also draw the King inverted.

El President is gone for good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will el presidente ever make it back into power?

The card drawn is the Toppled Tower. I also draw the King inverted.

El President is gone for good."

Hocum

I don’t believe it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will I be force fed a jaffa cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Will I be force fed a jaffa cake? "

The crystal ball shows me the year 2025. I see your thread finishing. I see you naked and restrained as an unconvincing aging transvestite fills your mouth.

With jaffa cakes.

I see you have a stiffy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will I be force fed a jaffa cake?

The crystal ball shows me the year 2025. I see your thread finishing. I see you naked and restrained as an unconvincing aging transvestite fills your mouth.

With jaffa cakes.

I see you have a stiffy!"

I'll be gone by then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Crystal ball says otherwise

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Did your cystal ball predict that id wake up at 5 I'm the morning needing s piss only to my find my Rwanda thread has 107 and this thread has 87 when I expected yours to be already over 175 another thing that's also baffling thing

No one seams to got that TV in their

Bedroom yet .who would have predicted that .this forums a strange Place

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did your cystal ball predict that id wake up at 5 I'm the morning needing s piss only to my find my Rwanda thread has 107 and this thread has 87 when I expected yours to be already over 175 another thing that's also baffling thing

No one seams to got that TV in their

Bedroom yet .who would have predicted that .this forums a strange Place "

It would have done if asked. It wasn't asked so it didn't

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Ofcourse. Silly

Me

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