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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The first time something has ever happened to me on here !!

Now , I’ve been on and off here for ‘cough cough’ years and I’m thrilled to have had a first.

What was your first on here

Btw, I can’t tell you what my first is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick pic or meet? Before I answer

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

You've had your first deep fried Mars bar! Welcome to Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit. You’re not answering. Ok nvm

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Windermere

You are teasing us all.

My first was having two ladies give me a wank in a restaurant at the same time under the table cloth we reckon the waiter caught an eyeful at least once.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dick pic or meet? Before I answer"

I’ve been here years .. definitely not that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've had your first deep fried Mars bar! Welcome to Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are teasing us all.

My first was having two ladies give me a wank in a restaurant at the same time under the table cloth we reckon the waiter caught an eyeful at least once.

Jesus ….. what time of day was this ? Busy ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

In Derbyshire, you've found someone without six toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In Derbyshire, you've found someone without six toes

They all have them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth."

I’ll take them

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth."

quite

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Windermere

"You are teasing us all.

My first was having two ladies give me a wank in a restaurant at the same time under the table cloth we reckon the waiter caught an eyeful at least once.

Jesus ….. what time of day was this ? Busy ?"

It was late after one of the Manchester socials. Not a family time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth.

I’ll take them

I’ll send them your way.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth.

I’ll take them

You're just inviting dick pics now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are teasing us all.

My first was having two ladies give me a wank in a restaurant at the same time under the table cloth we reckon the waiter caught an eyeful at least once.

Jesus ….. what time of day was this ? Busy ?

It was late after one of the Manchester socials. Not a family time."

Lucky you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth.

I’ll take them

I’ll send them your way."

Just the handsome ones please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth.

I’ll take them

You're just inviting dick pics now

I’ve already sent 3.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth.

I’ll take them

You're just inviting dick pics now

I’ve already sent 3."

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth.

I’ll take them

You're just inviting dick pics now

I’ve already sent 3.

I'm not sending one. That's uncouth. I send my face in the first message. Gives them a chance to block before the conversation gets too far

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth.

I’ll take them

You're just inviting dick pics now

I’ve already sent 3.

I'm not sending one. That's uncouth. I send my face in the first message. Gives them a chance to block before the conversation gets too far

I must remember to block you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth.

I’ll take them

You're just inviting dick pics now

I’ve already sent 3.

I'm not sending one. That's uncouth. I send my face in the first message. Gives them a chance to block before the conversation gets too far

If I send a face pic I get called a dick anyway so might as well go straight for the dick pic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth.

I’ll take them

You're just inviting dick pics now

I’ve already sent 3.

I'm not sending one. That's uncouth. I send my face in the first message. Gives them a chance to block before the conversation gets too far

If I send a face pic I get called a dick anyway so might as well go straight for the dick pic

Rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth.

I’ll take them

You're just inviting dick pics now

I’ve already sent 3.

I'm not sending one. That's uncouth. I send my face in the first message. Gives them a chance to block before the conversation gets too far

If I send a face pic I get called a dick anyway so might as well go straight for the dick pic

Rubbish

You underestimate the hideousness of my face

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

My first is that my photo made Hot Pics

it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The first time I heard someone say that straight men don’t exist was on here

It was news to me. I can appreciate a good looking man but I don’t want his balls in my mouth.

I’ll take them

You're just inviting dick pics now

I’ve already sent 3.

I'm not sending one. That's uncouth. I send my face in the first message. Gives them a chance to block before the conversation gets too far

If I send a face pic I get called a dick anyway so might as well go straight for the dick pic

Rubbish

You underestimate the hideousness of my face

Shut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My first is that my photo made Hot Pics

it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs

Woooooop

Think I made hot pics in 2012

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Your first message with out a cock in it

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"My first is that my photo made Hot Pics

it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs

Woooooop

Think I made hot pics in 2012

It’s a defining moment

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"My first is that my photo made Hot Pics

it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs

Is it the one with the legs, boots and hint of boob? That is adorable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your first message with out a cock in it

Hahaha I get those too

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Was it the first third of a banana (think of the word not the fruit)

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"My first is that my photo made Hot Pics

it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs

Woooooop

Think I made hot pics in 2012

Relive the moment! Post it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was it the first third of a banana (think of the word not the fruit)

No .. something much more exciting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My first is that my photo made Hot Pics

it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs

Woooooop

Think I made hot pics in 2012

Relive the moment! Post it

Literally- my face , 10 years younger

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"My first is that my photo made Hot Pics

it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs

Is it the one with the legs, boots and hint of boob? That is adorable

the latest, covered up!! Fabbed no doubt to discourage any more flashing

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"My first is that my photo made Hot Pics

it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs

Woooooop

Think I made hot pics in 2012

Relive the moment! Post it

Literally- my face , 10 years younger "

We can only see your eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My first is that my photo made Hot Pics

it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs

Woooooop

Think I made hot pics in 2012

Relive the moment! Post it

Literally- my face , 10 years younger

We can only see your eyes

I was more out there back then - had my face on show for all to see

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"My first is that my photo made Hot Pics

it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs

Is it the one with the legs, boots and hint of boob? That is adorable

the latest, covered up!! Fabbed no doubt to discourage any more flashing

The white tee shirt? Yeah, that's hot, but I didn't fab it, otherwise I'd look like all I do all day is perv pictures

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"My first is that my photo made Hot Pics

it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs

Woooooop

Think I made hot pics in 2012

Relive the moment! Post it

Literally- my face , 10 years younger

We can only see your eyes

I was more out there back then - had my face on show for all to see "

I'll guess, based on eyes, it's nice and round with brunette hair

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"My first is that my photo made Hot Pics

it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs

Is it the one with the legs, boots and hint of boob? That is adorable

the latest, covered up!! Fabbed no doubt to discourage any more flashing

The white tee shirt? Yeah, that's hot, but I didn't fab it, otherwise I'd look like all I do all day is perv pictures

Shame on you!!! Could’ve made the difference between page 14 & 13!!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"My first is that my photo made Hot Pics

it’s going in my Record of Achievement & I’m waiting for a call to go on I’m a Celebrity!! Page 14 though so whatevs

Is it the one with the legs, boots and hint of boob? That is adorable

the latest, covered up!! Fabbed no doubt to discourage any more flashing

The white tee shirt? Yeah, that's hot, but I didn't fab it, otherwise I'd look like all I do all day is perv pictures

Shame on you!!! Could’ve made the difference between page 14 & 13!! "

Ok....as you insist! Make it a wet tee shirt next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We be here all day

But

First time I got spit roasted off a couple

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

It was your first erm "alone time" over someone's photos from here wasn't it?

You hussy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We be here all day

But

First time I got spit roasted off a couple "

Oooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We be here all day

But

First time I got spit roasted off a couple

Oooooo

We be here all day if it had to though them all

70% off natalie has been explored though fab so plenty off firsts off fab ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your first tribute pic’?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We be here all day

But

First time I got spit roasted off a couple

Oooooo

We be here all day if it had to though them all

70% off natalie has been explored though fab so plenty off firsts off fab ha ha "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your first tribute pic’?"

Honey

I’ve had them

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Your first tribute pic’?

Honey

I’ve had them

I bet you get lots if crooked spires

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your first tribute pic’?

Honey

I’ve had them

I bet you get lots if crooked spires

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Your first tribute pic’?

Honey

I’ve had them

I bet you get lots if crooked spires

Pictures, not in real life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first time something has ever happened to me on here !!

Now , I’ve been on and off here for ‘cough cough’ years and I’m thrilled to have had a first.

What was your first on here

Btw, I can’t tell you what my first is

My first was being sent to another guy by my boyfriend to give him a blowjob…… I’ve been addicted ever since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lust at first sight?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"The first time something has ever happened to me on here !!

Now , I’ve been on and off here for ‘cough cough’ years and I’m thrilled to have had a first.

What was your first on here

Btw, I can’t tell you what my first is

My first was being sent to another guy by my boyfriend to give him a blowjob…… I’ve been addicted ever since

What a turn up you'd be at the door

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The first time something has ever happened to me on here !!

Now , I’ve been on and off here for ‘cough cough’ years and I’m thrilled to have had a first.

What was your first on here

Btw, I can’t tell you what my first is

My first was being sent to another guy by my boyfriend to give him a blowjob…… I’ve been addicted ever since

Oooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lust at first sight? "

Oh I’ve had that

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Lady wank in the loo at work?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lady wank in the loo at work?

Did that in 1991 ….

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By *omer47Man
over a year ago

leigh

Your first 3sum with a m/f couple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your first 3sum with a m/f couple "

Noooo

Years ago that happened

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This isn’t a guessing game

You tell me yours

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"This isn’t a guessing game

You tell me yours"

First time doing anal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first time something has ever happened to me on here !!

Now , I’ve been on and off here for ‘cough cough’ years and I’m thrilled to have had a first.

What was your first on here

Btw, I can’t tell you what my first is

Your first refusal

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By *he_massangerMan
over a year ago

Stornoway

"This isn’t a guessing game

You tell me yours

First time doing anal

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I hope you were lubbed up good and proper.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This isn’t a guessing game

You tell me yours

First time doing anal

Hope it was good for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The first time something has ever happened to me on here !!

Now , I’ve been on and off here for ‘cough cough’ years and I’m thrilled to have had a first.

What was your first on here

Btw, I can’t tell you what my first is

Your first refusal

I’ve had refusals ….. I’ll be honest. I’m pretty ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal session?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anal session?

1992

Sheesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anal session?

1992

Sheesh"

The date is still etched into my bedpost

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anal session?

1992

Sheesh

The date is still etched into my bedpost

And in my mind

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

You have just used a Shark vacuum on your little...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have just used a Shark vacuum on your little..."

Little ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mars bar party.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"Dick pic or meet? Before I answer"

No way a first dick pic - you just have to be on here five minutes to get the first of those.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mars bar party."

Ahh congratulations

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"You have just used a Shark vacuum on your little...

Little ?"

Clit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have just used a Shark vacuum on your little...

Little ?

Clit.

I’m sure there’s a law against that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it your first Kentucky Tractor Puller?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still looking for the first on here

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over a year ago

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

A few days ago we got a message asking if we wanted a gay best friend. That was a first.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A few days ago we got a message asking if we wanted a gay best friend. That was a first."

Ahhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had my first negative covid test today after a week of cabin fever….happy me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve had my first negative covid test today after a week of cabin fever….happy me

That’s good news !!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"You have just used a Shark vacuum on your little...

Little ?

Clit.

I’m sure there’s a law against that"

Vicious buggers those. I wouldn't put it near any body parts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had my first negative covid test today after a week of cabin fever….happy me

That’s good news !!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hey Floro.

I felt very bad for not following your strict instructions so I'm hoping to offer you a sliver of information in the hope that I'll be forgiven. I won't share sex stuff as it might make you vomit.

This weekend I had my first time introducing someone who I put up with to my close, brilliant friends. And it made me feel very happy.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I remember the first time we got blamed by a guy for not being interested in him. It felt like a Fab rite of passage. He wished us luck because he said we'd need it with an attitude like ours. I thought that was good of him.

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