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"They are talking to strangers. "You'd get arrested for that down here! | |||
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"They are the ones arguing with me over Roll vs Cobb....." Breadcake, none of this roll nonsense x | |||
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"They are the ones arguing with me over Roll vs Cobb..... Breadcake, none of this roll nonsense x"It's a bap  | |||
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"They are the ones arguing with me over Roll vs Cobb..... Breadcake, none of this roll nonsense x
It's a bap "From Yorkshire, you should be ashamed of yourself. You've been mingling with the people from Lancashire too much  | |||
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"They are the ones arguing with me over Roll vs Cobb..... Breadcake, none of this roll nonsense x
It's a bap
From Yorkshire, you should be ashamed of yourself. You've been mingling with the people from Lancashire too much "Breadcake features too. Perhaps I am just a pacifist lol | |||
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"They are the ones arguing with me over Roll vs Cobb..... Breadcake, none of this roll nonsense x
It's a bap "For proper bread you need to try a stotty | |||
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"They are the ones arguing with me over Roll vs Cobb..... Breadcake, none of this roll nonsense x"Oi - it's bap! | |||
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"They are the ones arguing with me over Roll vs Cobb..... Breadcake, none of this roll nonsense x
It's a bap
For proper bread you need to try a stotty "I have been to Newcastle and yes I have and did fill me up for at least 2 days | |||
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"They are the ones arguing with me over Roll vs Cobb..... Breadcake, none of this roll nonsense x
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Breadcake features too. Perhaps I am just a pacifist lol "Or you live on the border, Todmorden | |||
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"They are the ones arguing with me over Roll vs Cobb..... Breadcake, none of this roll nonsense x
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From Yorkshire, you should be ashamed of yourself. You've been mingling with the people from Lancashire too much
Breadcake features too. Perhaps I am just a pacifist lol "It's a roll. | |||
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"They are the ones arguing with me over Roll vs Cobb..... Breadcake, none of this roll nonsense x
Oi - it's bap!"Baps are something different. | |||
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"^ they can’t agree what a baked bread circle is "I'm from the real north. I know it's a roll. | |||
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"Normally half naked with there girlfriends squatting for a piss in the gutter!! Yes, I have been to Newcastle" We call that a sign of a good night out up here! | |||
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"They are the ones arguing with me over Roll vs Cobb....." Wrong again it’s a barm | |||
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"They are talking to strangers. "Exactly this some of the friendliest I know | |||
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"I find this thread rather offensive, you'll all be relying on us Northerners to protect you 1st if Scotland decide to invade again
If Scotland invade I'm inviting them in with open arms and giving them directions to Westminster. "Well it has been nearly 300 years so it is long over due. | |||
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"They are the ones arguing with me over Roll vs Cobb..... Breadcake, none of this roll nonsense x
It's a bap "It’s a “Barm cake” | |||
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"They are the ones arguing with me over Roll vs Cobb..... Breadcake, none of this roll nonsense x
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"They are the ones arguing with me over Roll vs Cobb..... Breadcake, none of this roll nonsense x
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It’s a “Barm cake”
It’s a bum "This is not a thread about bums | |||
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"They are the ones arguing with me over Roll vs Cobb..... Breadcake, none of this roll nonsense x
It's a bap
It’s a “Barm cake”
It’s a bum
This is not a thread about bums "It’s the fab lounge. It’s either about bums or cake. | |||
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"Complaining about the price "How much! x | |||
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"They are the ones arguing with me over Roll vs Cobb..... Breadcake, none of this roll nonsense x
It's a bap "You're all wrong, it's a bun. | |||
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"They are the ones arguing with me over Roll vs Cobb..... Breadcake, none of this roll nonsense x
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You're all wrong, it's a bun."Correct. | |||
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"They are the ones arguing with me over Roll vs Cobb..... Breadcake, none of this roll nonsense x
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You're all wrong, it's a bun.
Correct."Buns belong in hair, and baps are boobs. End of | |||
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"They are the ones arguing with me over Roll vs Cobb..... Breadcake, none of this roll nonsense x
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Buns belong in hair, and baps are boobs. End of "A cake is sweet. | |||
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"They are the ones arguing with me over Roll vs Cobb..... Breadcake, none of this roll nonsense x
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It’s a “Barm cake” "Very true and very Lancastrian. | |||
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"They are the ones arguing with me over Roll vs Cobb..... Breadcake, none of this roll nonsense x
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You're all wrong, it's a bun.
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A cake is sweet."Not if Emily is cooking a carrot and beetroot one it's not | |||
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"Do most southern people not talk to strangers? I do, all the time!?" Do they speak back? | |||
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"Do most southern people not talk to strangers? I do, all the time!?" I don’t think so
My cousins came up who live in Kent. They went to the chippy and came back slightly freaked out that random people started talking to them in the queue | |||
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"I find this thread rather offensive, you'll all be relying on us Northerners to protect you 1st if Scotland decide to invade again
If Scotland invade I'm inviting them in with open arms and giving them directions to Westminster. "Directions? I'll give them a lift to Westminster! | |||
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"Shout out it’s dinner time at 6pm and see who throws stones at you "Now, now, it's tea, and you know it. Rabble rouser x | |||
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"Shout out it’s dinner time at 6pm and see who throws stones at you "Gi ‘ore! | |||
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"Do most southern people not talk to strangers? I do, all the time!? Do they speak back?" Most of the time, yes they do | |||
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"Do most southern people not talk to strangers? I do, all the time!? Do they speak back? Most of the time, yes they do "people do talk to the pretty ones ... Sexy privalage! | |||
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"Do most southern people not talk to strangers? I do, all the time!? Do they speak back? Most of the time, yes they do "Maybe I’m confusing the south with London because my experience there was nobody wanted to chat. | |||
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Gi ‘ore!"Sorry ? What? | |||
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"Shout out it’s dinner time at 6pm and see who throws stones at you
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Sorry ? What? " I thought you were from ‘round here | |||
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"Shout out it’s dinner time at 6pm and see who throws stones at you
Gi ‘ore!
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I thought you were from ‘round here "Darling .. one is originally from the south | |||
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"It's -5 and they aren't wearing a coat." Ah my nights out in my youth | |||
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"No coat in the middle of winter, wears wellies all year round" Shhhh.....you said you weren't gonna tell anyone about my bed attire x | |||
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Gi ‘ore!
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Darling .. one is originally from the south "Ohhh  My bad it just means give over / stop | |||
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"I'm a Yorkshireman. I'll tell you that frequently. If it's not from Yorkshire, it's no bloody good "My old Jujitsu chief instructor refused to believe anything existed below the Yorkshire/Lancashire border line | |||
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Gi ‘ore!
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I thought you were from ‘round here
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Ohhh My bad it just means give over / stop "Going off the subject am in Sheffield on Monday at the crucible for the snooker | |||
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"I find this thread rather offensive, you'll all be relying on us Northerners to protect you 1st if Scotland decide to invade again "Too right I will. I'll be on the first Eurostar out of London | |||
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"Do most southern people not talk to strangers? I do, all the time!? Do they speak back? Most of the time, yes they do
Maybe I’m confusing the south with London because my experience there was nobody wanted to chat."That's because you went to tourist London. Real Londoners don't shut up | |||
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"I find this thread rather offensive, you'll all be relying on us Northerners to protect you 1st if Scotland decide to invade again
Too right I will."Oh that made me LOL. "The North: London's Buffer Zone" (I'll get my coat. It's 20 degrees down here so still need it! ) | |||
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"Smiling on the Underground "they catch your eyes and smile before you can look at the floor. I hate that one. Like cheers. Now I have to smile back. | |||
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"Do most southern people not talk to strangers? I do, all the time!? Do they speak back? Most of the time, yes they do
Maybe I’m confusing the south with London because my experience there was nobody wanted to chat.
That's because you went to tourist London.
Real Londoners don't shut up "This is true. On the bus with my daughter people talk to me about her and to her and I hate it because now we’re in a full on encounter and my anxiety can’t handle it | |||
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"Do most southern people not talk to strangers? I do, all the time!? Do they speak back? Most of the time, yes they do
Maybe I’m confusing the south with London because my experience there was nobody wanted to chat.
That's because you went to tourist London.
Real Londoners don't shut up " | |||
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"They walk into a shop and have a full discussion with the owner about their life, weather and everything under the sun. It's a skill "True. But all the while you're behind in the queue just wishing they'd hurry up so you can buy your pint of milk... | |||
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"They walk into a shop and have a full discussion with the owner about their life, weather and everything under the sun. It's a skill
True. But all the while you're behind in the queue just wishing they'd hurry up so you can buy your pint of milk..."Yeah, only do that if its quiet. Those people wind me up too | |||
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"They walk into a shop and have a full discussion with the owner about their life, weather and everything under the sun. It's a skill
True. But all the while you're behind in the queue just wishing they'd hurry up so you can buy your pint of milk..."pints so southern . Litres up North | |||
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"They walk into a shop and have a full discussion with the owner about their life, weather and everything under the sun. It's a skill
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"They walk into a shop and have a full discussion with the owner about their life, weather and everything under the sun. It's a skill
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Gi ‘ore!
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I thought you were from ‘round here
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Ohhh My bad it just means give over / stop Going off the subject am in Sheffield on Monday at the crucible for the snooker "Oh nice I hope you have a good time here! | |||
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"Shout out it’s dinner time at 6pm and see who throws stones at you
Gi ‘ore!
Sorry ? What?
I thought you were from ‘round here
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Ohhh My bad it just means give over / stop Going off the subject am in Sheffield on Monday at the crucible for the snooker
Oh nice I hope you have a good time here! "thank mate | |||
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"Do most southern people not talk to strangers? I do, all the time!? Do they speak back? Most of the time, yes they do
Maybe I’m confusing the south with London because my experience there was nobody wanted to chat.
That's because you went to tourist London.
Real Londoners don't shut up
This is true. On the bus with my daughter people talk to me about her and to her and I hate it because now we’re in a full on encounter and my anxiety can’t handle it "Oh fek, don't come to Scotland then. By the time you get off the bus we will know who your 3x great granny is and who is your daughter's 4x great granny is, on both sides. Then say let's go for a beer. | |||
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"They walk into a shop and have a full discussion with the owner about their life, weather and everything under the sun. It's a skill
True. But all the while you're behind in the queue just wishing they'd hurry up so you can buy your pint of milk...pints so southern . Litres up North
Only Joking mate don't care where you live I get on with anyone "I know you were, mate - don't worry! I didn't know the North was so committed to metric! | |||
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"They walk into a shop and have a full discussion with the owner about their life, weather and everything under the sun. It's a skill
True. But all the while you're behind in the queue just wishing they'd hurry up so you can buy your pint of milk...pints so southern . Litres up North
Only Joking mate don't care where you live I get on with anyone
I know you were, mate - don't worry! I didn't know the North was so committed to metric! "I wouldn't know a litre from a lighter | |||
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"They walk into a shop and have a full discussion with the owner about their life, weather and everything under the sun. It's a skill "Just being polite x | |||
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"Do most southern people not talk to strangers? I do, all the time!? Do they speak back? Most of the time, yes they do
Maybe I’m confusing the south with London because my experience there was nobody wanted to chat.
That's because you went to tourist London.
Real Londoners don't shut up
This is true. On the bus with my daughter people talk to me about her and to her and I hate it because now we’re in a full on encounter and my anxiety can’t handle it
Oh fek, don't come to Scotland then. By the time you get off the bus we will know who your 3x great granny is and who is your daughter's 4x great granny is, on both sides. Then say let's go for a beer. "Beer? I'm in | |||
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"They’ve got strange accents and the crowd is looking bemused, as they can’t understand what is being said "I went to college in Colchester, and once asked for a chip butty with gravy in a local chip shop. They literally looked at me like I was speaking a different language…..
I left with a cone of chips……. | |||
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"They’ve got strange accents and the crowd is looking bemused, as they can’t understand what is being said
I went to college in Colchester, and once asked for a chip butty with gravy in a local chip shop. They literally looked at me like I was speaking a different language…..
I left with a cone of chips……. "A cone of chips? Dirty bustards | |||
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"They’ve got strange accents and the crowd is looking bemused, as they can’t understand what is being said
I went to college in Colchester, and once asked for a chip butty with gravy in a local chip shop. They literally looked at me like I was speaking a different language…..
I left with a cone of chips…….
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I went to college in Colchester, and once asked for a chip butty with gravy in a local chip shop. They literally looked at me like I was speaking a different language…..
I left with a cone of chips……. "They don’t do peas down south Curry sauce? We don’t do curry sauce mate Gravy? We don’t do gravy mate Has tha nowt moist? | |||
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"They’ve got strange accents and the crowd is looking bemused, as they can’t understand what is being said
I went to college in Colchester, and once asked for a chip butty with gravy in a local chip shop. They literally looked at me like I was speaking a different language…..
I left with a cone of chips…….
They don’t do peas down south
Curry sauce? We don’t do curry sauce mate
Gravy? We don’t do gravy mate
Has tha nowt moist? "Ketchup, Kinky. The sauce you need is ketchup, mate! | |||
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"They’ve got strange accents and the crowd is looking bemused, as they can’t understand what is being said
I went to college in Colchester, and once asked for a chip butty with gravy in a local chip shop. They literally looked at me like I was speaking a different language…..
I left with a cone of chips…….
They don’t do peas down south
Curry sauce? We don’t do curry sauce mate
Gravy? We don’t do gravy mate
Has tha nowt moist?
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"They’ve got strange accents and the crowd is looking bemused, as they can’t understand what is being said
I went to college in Colchester, and once asked for a chip butty with gravy in a local chip shop. They literally looked at me like I was speaking a different language…..
I left with a cone of chips…….
They don’t do peas down south
Curry sauce? We don’t do curry sauce mate
Gravy? We don’t do gravy mate
Has tha nowt moist?
Ketchup, Kinky. The sauce you need is ketchup, mate! and mayo"I'm southern, not Belgian!
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"They’ve got strange accents and the crowd is looking bemused, as they can’t understand what is being said
I went to college in Colchester, and once asked for a chip butty with gravy in a local chip shop. They literally looked at me like I was speaking a different language…..
I left with a cone of chips…….
They don’t do peas down south
Curry sauce? We don’t do curry sauce mate
Gravy? We don’t do gravy mate
Has tha nowt moist?
Ketchup, Kinky. The sauce you need is ketchup, mate! "I do love ketchup with chips | |||
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I left with a cone of chips…….
They don’t do peas down south
Curry sauce? We don’t do curry sauce mate
Gravy? We don’t do gravy mate
Has tha nowt moist?
Ketchup, Kinky. The sauce you need is ketchup, mate! "Look on you tube for Peter Kay and curry down south | |||
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"They’ve got strange accents and the crowd is looking bemused, as they can’t understand what is being said
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I left with a cone of chips…….
They don’t do peas down south
Curry sauce? We don’t do curry sauce mate
Gravy? We don’t do gravy mate
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"They’ve got strange accents and the crowd is looking bemused, as they can’t understand what is being said
I went to college in Colchester, and once asked for a chip butty with gravy in a local chip shop. They literally looked at me like I was speaking a different language…..
I left with a cone of chips……. "I remember that look when I forgot how to ask for fish & chips in Scotland, after a few blank looks I remembered ‘fish supper’ Cone of chips is just wrong ! | |||
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"Easy they are the ones saying howwww muchh" this ‘I don’t want to buy the shop I just want some chips’ | |||
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"They’ve got strange accents and the crowd is looking bemused, as they can’t understand what is being said
I went to college in Colchester, and once asked for a chip butty with gravy in a local chip shop. They literally looked at me like I was speaking a different language…..
I left with a cone of chips…….
They don’t do peas down south
Curry sauce? We don’t do curry sauce mate
Gravy? We don’t do gravy mate
Has tha nowt moist?
Ketchup, Kinky. The sauce you need is ketchup, mate!
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Curry sauce? We don’t do curry sauce mate
Gravy? We don’t do gravy mate
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"Normally half naked with there girlfriends squatting for a piss in the gutter!! Yes, I have been to Newcastle" Bet they were students, not local | |||
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"Bye heck, i think all thee southerners have found how to spot Yorkshire folk. So i need wear a coat,trousers, ask for babs or buns??? and not talk to thee. " Even worse here , people get chased with pitchforks & lanterns if talk in a funny accent | |||
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I went to college in Colchester, and once asked for a chip butty with gravy in a local chip shop. They literally looked at me like I was speaking a different language…..
I left with a cone of chips…….
They don’t do peas down south
Curry sauce? We don’t do curry sauce mate
Gravy? We don’t do gravy mate
Has tha nowt moist? "‘Gravy’ threw them bad enough, but trying to explain ‘chip butty’ to a Southerner…….. | |||
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"They walk around with a swagger saying Alright .throw any food on a barm cake if you like it it’s going on .oh and gravy .wear shorts and Tee shirts all year round .But we are a friendly bunch off people. "A mate of mine in Blackpool likes a meat and tatie pie in a barm cake……. | |||
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A mate of mine in Blackpool likes a meat and tatie pie in a barm cake……. "Can't beat a pastie barm | |||
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And the welsh sing at every opportunity and want to cwtch everyone. (not sure of spelling) "Not entirely sure the singing bit is true but the cwtches were well worth emigrating here for. Mr | |||
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"They are the ones arguing with me over Roll vs Cobb..... Breadcake, none of this roll nonsense x"Breadcake spot on | |||
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"They try and be funny about southerners while actually just proving there ignorance that's been ingrained since childbirth" This best you can come up with lol | |||
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"They try and be funny about southerners while actually just proving there ignorance that's been ingrained since childbirth This best you can come up with lol" Without getting a ban, yes! | |||
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"They try and be funny about southerners while actually just proving there ignorance that's been ingrained since childbirth This best you can come up with lol Without getting a ban, yes!" Well keep trying pal, coming up well short lol | |||
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"They try and be funny about southerners while actually just proving there ignorance that's been ingrained since childbirth This best you can come up with lol Without getting a ban, yes! Well keep trying pal, coming up well short lol" You not actually noticed where I live have you ... oh you do feel offended hence the need to bite | |||
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"They try and be funny about southerners while actually just proving there ignorance that's been ingrained since childbirth This best you can come up with lol Without getting a ban, yes! Well keep trying pal, coming up well short lol You not actually noticed where I live have you ... oh you do feel offended hence the need to bite "Bite ?, no just pity people like you | |||
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Bite ?, no just pity people like you"You've taken offence, that's funny in its own right, you can pity all you like, you mistake me for someone who gives a fuck. The humour transplant room is 3 doors down on the left, I can book an appointment for you now if you like | |||
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Bite ?, no just pity people like you
You've taken offence, that's funny in its own right, you can pity all you like, you mistake me for someone who gives a fuck. The humour transplant room is 3 doors down on the left, I can book an appointment for you now if you like "And there we have it people, the classic keyboard warrior, safe behind the keys, keep trying pal xx | |||
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Bite ?, no just pity people like you
You've taken offence, that's funny in its own right, you can pity all you like, you mistake me for someone who gives a fuck. The humour transplant room is 3 doors down on the left, I can book an appointment for you now if you like
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"They’ve got strange accents and the crowd is looking bemused, as they can’t understand what is being said
I went to college in Colchester, and once asked for a chip butty with gravy in a local chip shop. They literally looked at me like I was speaking a different language…..
I left with a cone of chips…….
They don’t do peas down south
Curry sauce? We don’t do curry sauce mate
Gravy? We don’t do gravy mate
Has tha nowt moist?
Ketchup, Kinky. The sauce you need is ketchup, mate!
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