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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey I’m a fireman and I’m wanting to meet new people ideally 2 girls for a 3 sum……. Apply within lol

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Join the queue

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi fireman, I’m Jonny, weird name.

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

Is this the queue for a threesome with 2 women?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hahaha I didn’t know if I was allowed to put something like this up ? If I’m not I’ll delete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey I’m a fireman and I’m wanting to meet new people ideally 2 girls for a 3 sum……. Apply within lol

They'll be queuing up to meet you

.. they'll want to check out your hose

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I’m K and I’m an Astronaut and I’d like 3 women please, one blonde, one brunette and a red head.

All must have lesbian tendencies…

*checks mailbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am always down for sliding down a pole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m K and I’m an Astronaut and I’d like 3 women please, one blonde, one brunette and a red head.

All must have lesbian tendencies…

*checks mailbox

You'll be swamped with messages so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait, a guy that's wants 2 girls? This is very rare indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait, a guy that's wants 2 girls? This is very rare indeed. "

Rare is right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait, a guy that's wants 2 girls? This is very rare indeed.

Rare is right

More like impossible hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your job title relevant to the threesome? Will you be sat at the bottom of the fireman’s pole and have them slide down onto you or something?

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

"Is your job title relevant to the threesome? Will you be sat at the bottom of the fireman’s pole and have them slide down onto you or something?"

Are you asking for you or a friend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait, a guy that's wants 2 girls? This is very rare indeed.

Rare is right

More like impossible hahaha "

More like overrated

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.

Cheers

Love it lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is your job title relevant to the threesome? Will you be sat at the bottom of the fireman’s pole and have them slide down onto you or something?

Are you asking for you or a friend?

I’m just seeing if I can work my job into a sexual fantasy.

I don’t think someone standing behind me telling me how shit I am whilst I graft my bollocks off is very sexy though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looks like I’m doing very well so far hahaha not! Love the comments so far lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait, a guy that's wants 2 girls? This is very rare indeed.

Rare is right

More like impossible hahaha

More like overrated"

Agreed

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.

Cheers

Best I can do is average height, off-white, 6/10, and a micro penis

LvM

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is your job title relevant to the threesome? Will you be sat at the bottom of the fireman’s pole and have them slide down onto you or something?

Are you asking for you or a friend?

I’m just seeing if I can work my job into a sexual fantasy.

I don’t think someone standing behind me telling me how shit I am whilst I graft my bollocks off is very sexy though

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. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome!

If you’re looking for friends I’m IN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.

Cheers

Best I can do is average height, off-white, 6/10, and a micro penis

LvM"

Sounds perfect, I’ll all for it

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

"Is your job title relevant to the threesome? Will you be sat at the bottom of the fireman’s pole and have them slide down onto you or something?

Are you asking for you or a friend?

I’m just seeing if I can work my job into a sexual fantasy.

I don’t think someone standing behind me telling me how shit I am whilst I graft my bollocks off is very sexy though

Do you use any vibrating hand tools? Do you wear a “bump” cap? Can you get your hands in tight spaces? All valid ways to get the job in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m K and I’m an Astronaut and I’d like 3 women please, one blonde, one brunette and a red head.

All must have lesbian tendencies…

*checks mailbox

redhead at your service

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.

Cheers

Best I can do is average height, off-white, 6/10, and a micro penis

LvM

Sounds perfect, I’ll all for it

What do I do now? I've never got this far with forum flirting!

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.

Cheers

I'd qualify except for the Italian part...and the fireman....and the tall...and the handsome.....but I do have dark hair and a large hose in my garden. Will that suffice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is your job title relevant to the threesome? Will you be sat at the bottom of the fireman’s pole and have them slide down onto you or something?

Are you asking for you or a friend?

I’m just seeing if I can work my job into a sexual fantasy.

I don’t think someone standing behind me telling me how shit I am whilst I graft my bollocks off is very sexy though

Do you use any vibrating hand tools? Do you wear a “bump” cap? Can you get your hands in tight spaces? All valid ways to get the job in there "

Safety goggles and covered in oil. That’s every woman’s fantasy right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m K and I’m an Astronaut and I’d like 3 women please, one blonde, one brunette and a red head.

All must have lesbian tendencies…

*checks mailbox

that’ll work

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle somewhere

"Is your job title relevant to the threesome? Will you be sat at the bottom of the fireman’s pole and have them slide down onto you or something?

Are you asking for you or a friend?

I’m just seeing if I can work my job into a sexual fantasy.

I don’t think someone standing behind me telling me how shit I am whilst I graft my bollocks off is very sexy though

Do you use any vibrating hand tools? Do you wear a “bump” cap? Can you get your hands in tight spaces? All valid ways to get the job in there

Safety goggles and covered in oil. That’s every woman’s fantasy right?"

Lubricant and always prepared for safe play?

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.

Cheers

Best I can do is average height, off-white, 6/10, and a micro penis

LvM

Sounds perfect, I’ll all for it

What do I do now? I've never got this far with forum flirting!

LvM"

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"I’m K and I’m an Astronaut and I’d like 3 women please, one blonde, one brunette and a red head.

All must have lesbian tendencies…

*checks mailbox

redhead at your service

Px "

Perfect - already have a blonde. Just need a brunette now

Sorry for hi-jacking your thread…I’ll send you the video

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.

Cheers

Best I can do is average height, off-white, 6/10, and a micro penis

LvM

Sounds perfect, I’ll all for it

What do I do now? I've never got this far with forum flirting!

LvM

Coffee? I feel like it's coffee at least, right?

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is your job title relevant to the threesome? Will you be sat at the bottom of the fireman’s pole and have them slide down onto you or something?

Are you asking for you or a friend?

I’m just seeing if I can work my job into a sexual fantasy.

I don’t think someone standing behind me telling me how shit I am whilst I graft my bollocks off is very sexy though

Do you use any vibrating hand tools? Do you wear a “bump” cap? Can you get your hands in tight spaces? All valid ways to get the job in there

Safety goggles and covered in oil. That’s every woman’s fantasy right?

Lubricant and always prepared for safe play? "

Exactly…. Ladies inbox me with your applications.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I am always down for sliding down a pole

Right behind you on that one

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.

Cheers

Best I can do is average height, off-white, 6/10, and a micro penis

LvM

Sounds perfect, I’ll all for it

What do I do now? I've never got this far with forum flirting!

LvM

Coffee? I feel like it's coffee at least, right?

LvM"

it works for some. I can’t make any promises on this guy though, he may prefer tea?!

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Hahaha I didn’t know if I was allowed to put something like this up ? If I’m not I’ll delete "

Well you did the other day so you should know it is ok.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hahaha I didn’t know if I was allowed to put something like this up ? If I’m not I’ll delete

Well you did the other day so you should know it is ok. "

Quiet, quiet. It's providing good fodder for the blonde, brunette and redhead foursome above. I'm hoping they'll post the video.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Hahaha I didn’t know if I was allowed to put something like this up ? If I’m not I’ll delete

Well you did the other day so you should know it is ok. "

No one chatted though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.

Cheers

Greedy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.

Cheers

I'd qualify except for the Italian part...and the fireman....and the tall...and the handsome.....but I do have dark hair and a large hose in my garden. Will that suffice?

Can you do a fake Italian accent while you fuck me with your large hose?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.

Cheers

I'd qualify except for the Italian part...and the fireman....and the tall...and the handsome.....but I do have dark hair and a large hose in my garden. Will that suffice?

Can you do a fake Italian accent while you fuck me with your large hose?

"
I’m sure that can be arranged;) u are gorgeous btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.

Cheers

I'd qualify except for the Italian part...and the fireman....and the tall...and the handsome.....but I do have dark hair and a large hose in my garden. Will that suffice?

Can you do a fake Italian accent while you fuck me with your large hose?

I’m sure that can be arranged;) u are gorgeous btw "

Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.

Cheers

I'd qualify except for the Italian part...and the fireman....and the tall...and the handsome.....but I do have dark hair and a large hose in my garden. Will that suffice?

Can you do a fake Italian accent while you fuck me with your large hose?

I’m sure that can be arranged;) u are gorgeous btw

Thankyou

"
can’t send u a message tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.

Cheers

I'd qualify except for the Italian part...and the fireman....and the tall...and the handsome.....but I do have dark hair and a large hose in my garden. Will that suffice?

Can you do a fake Italian accent while you fuck me with your large hose?

I’m sure that can be arranged;) u are gorgeous btw

Thankyou

can’t send u a message tho

xx "

Yeah, too young for me I’m afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry this didn’t go better for you OP.

Shocked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it to late to grab the popcorn and see where this leads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find them hot, leave them wet.

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

I should be a fireman.. I'm always getting my hose out

Just kidding of course. Too late to change careers now lol

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"I’m not a fireman but I’d like 10 Italian firemen please. Tall, dark, handsome and large hoses.

Cheers

I'd qualify except for the Italian part...and the fireman....and the tall...and the handsome.....but I do have dark hair and a large hose in my garden. Will that suffice?

Can you do a fake Italian accent while you fuck me with your large hose?

I can do a Mario impression really well

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By *JstarsoloWoman
over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

Let's not be sexist. Where are the two sexy fireman for all these lovely ladies on here????

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I’m K and I’m an Astronaut and I’d like 3 women please, one blonde, one brunette and a red head.

All must have lesbian tendencies…

*checks mailbox

**Just need to find a red head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's not be sexist. Where are the two sexy fireman for all these lovely ladies on here????"

I want someone more interesting than a fireman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's not be sexist. Where are the two sexy fireman for all these lovely ladies on here????

I want someone more interesting than a fireman. "

Insurance fraud investigator?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An international man of mystery?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's not be sexist. Where are the two sexy fireman for all these lovely ladies on here????

I want someone more interesting than a fireman.

Insurance fraud investigator?"

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's not be sexist. Where are the two sexy fireman for all these lovely ladies on here????

I want someone more interesting than a fireman.

Insurance fraud investigator?

Kinky"

They even come with a big stamp that says “denied”.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

How far back in the queue am I'm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's not be sexist. Where are the two sexy fireman for all these lovely ladies on here????

I want someone more interesting than a fireman.

Insurance fraud investigator?

Kinky

They even come with a big stamp that says “denied”. "

Oh I need one of those

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Sorry this didn’t go better for you OP.

Shocked."

A second attempt as well ...maybe third time lucky is the key

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry this didn’t go better for you OP.

Shocked.

A second attempt as well ...maybe third time lucky is the key

Third time is the charm.

Might as well pencil the date in now.

Guaran.

Teed.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"I’m K and I’m an Astronaut and I’d like 3 women please, one blonde, one brunette and a red head.

All must have lesbian tendencies…

*checks mailbox

**Just need to find a red head

I’ve got a red head…See above?

Hang on, are you blonde or brunette? If you’re blonde will you dye your hair so I have the set?

*fist bump OP…thanks

By the way…go for the astronaut next time…firemen are so last season

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Wait, a guy that's wants 2 girls? This is very rare indeed.

Rare is right

More like impossible hahaha "

Yes virtually impossible

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

That's a very very long queue.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"That's a very very long queue."

... did everyone give up queuing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's a very very long queue.

... did everyone give up queuing

I’m fairly sure they did yes.

Didn’t see that coming.

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