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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What is it with guys, putting the sky remote next to their cock and taking a picture of it, just because your cock is the same size or bigger, doesn't mean it's as useful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it with guys, putting the sky remote next to their cock and taking a picture of it"

Because they are showing off that they can afford more than just council telly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

boobs get measured by it too

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Should use an Apple TV remote...looks MASSIVE next to that !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"boobs get measured by it too "

Hmmmm my boobs are nowhere near as big as a sky remote....oh yes and I have two of them lmao, it just makes me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"boobs get measured by it too

Hmmmm my boobs are nowhere near as big as a sky remote....oh yes and I have two of them lmao, it just makes me chuckle "

It's much nicer to suck on a pair of boobs than a sky remote too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"boobs get measured by it too

Hmmmm my boobs are nowhere near as big as a sky remote....oh yes and I have two of them lmao, it just makes me chuckle

It's much nicer to suck on a pair of boobs than a sky remote too "

I should bloody hope so, or I'm screwed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'll change my avatar.. 2 tics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it with guys, putting the sky remote next to their cock and taking a picture of it

Because they are showing off that they can afford more than just council telly "

What's council telly?

My council don't have tv stations. I feel cheated now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i'll change my avatar.. 2 tics "

Pmsl, I see it now, that's so funny, great tits btw

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By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex


"boobs get measured by it too "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it with guys, putting the sky remote next to their cock and taking a picture of it

Because they are showing off that they can afford more than just council telly

What's council telly?

My council don't have tv stations. I feel cheated now. "

iv got council sky as well lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i'll change my avatar.. 2 tics

Pmsl, I see it now, that's so funny, great tits btw "

was done for a giggle.. xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What is it with guys, putting the sky remote next to their cock and taking a picture of it

Because they are showing off that they can afford more than just council telly

What's council telly?

My council don't have tv stations. I feel cheated now.

iv got council sky as well lol."

Now you're just showing off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it with guys, putting the sky remote next to their cock and taking a picture of it

Because they are showing off that they can afford more than just council telly

What's council telly?

My council don't have tv stations. I feel cheated now. "

Council Telly is the BBC1 & 2, ITV, C4 and C5 - but if you're a posh bastard you may have freeview

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is it with guys, putting the sky remote next to their cock and taking a picture of it

Because they are showing off that they can afford more than just council telly

What's council telly?

My council don't have tv stations. I feel cheated now.

Council Telly is the BBC1 & 2, ITV, C4 and C5 - but if you're a posh bastard you may have freeview

"

What have those channels got to do with councils????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What have those channels got to do with councils???? "

Absolutely nothing at all, just a slang term

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