FabSwingers.com forum: Eye rolling status

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What statuses make you roll your eyes?

"Not going to renew my membership, don't think this site is worth it anymore" - next day ... Membership renewed

"Think its time I left" - bye then

"Do people actually meet?" - nope, we're just a figment of your imagination.

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Need to empty my balls /sucking now .

Naming other people in status updates

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"If ur reading this, roll your eyes"

Gets me every time like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely the one saying they won’t renew yet do every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and now the end is near".. It's passive aggressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The same people that continually moan about men/women/couples.

If you hate it that much that all you wanna do is complain all the time, just leave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who has the biggest/ best .....???

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Who has the biggest/ best .....??? "

Me obviously

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By *igJFromSAMan
over a year ago

Woking

"Only the male half available to meet tonight" from couples profiles

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By *eviant KnightMan
over a year ago

Norton

Message to win a prize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The women here are stuck up cows...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rollin rollin rollin gee my eyes are swolen

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

The ones hinting for gifts or site support codes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Only the male half available to meet tonight" from couples profiles"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Are there any “real” women on here?”

“All the women here are so stuck up, they wouldn’t get any attention in real life”

“I wouldn’t want to meet any of these ugly bitches anyway”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“That Jonny Rotten is a bellend”.

Oh wait, I wrote that one.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"None of you women can handle me" sort of thing.

Little boy, I'd eat you for breakfast.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Any status or forum comment regarding changing the rules of a site that they knowingly joined and were aware of the existing rules.

Reminds me of so many voluntary organisations where people put so much effort into whinging about the rules that you wonder why they joined in the first place.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Looking for a slut that wants to gag on my big white cock... That's more of a

than a

Just want someone sat on my face

In (hotel) come and join me

Don't know why I bother etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offering massages to any lovely lady - no strings!

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Newquay

Any moaning type of status makes me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Looking for a slut that wants to gag on my big white cock... That's more of a

than a

Just want someone sat on my face

In (hotel) come and join me

Don't know why I bother etc etc"

Yeah it's a filter haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that say they've been really busy and apologise for not replying to all their messages, giving the impression they're inundated, when in fact it's the kind of profile that is more likely to attract tumble than anything else. Who are they kidding?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ones that just can’t English properly no matter what it is they are saying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones that say they've been really busy and apologise for not replying to all their messages, giving the impression they're inundated, when in fact it's the kind of profile that is more likely to attract tumble than anything else. Who are they kidding?!

IS"

I feel seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The women here are stuck up cows..."

They could, at the very least, help pull them out instead of making observational comment. Useless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The women here are stuck up cows..."

I like the cut of your jib madam...

And your tits are cracking too!

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By *ouple4PlayXCouple
over a year ago

Essex

“Site is full of time wasters. Don’t know why I bother”

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

"“That Jonny Rotten is a bellend”.

Oh wait, I wrote that one."

If it makes you feel better I can write it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“That Jonny Rotten is a bellend”.

Oh wait, I wrote that one.

If it makes you feel better I can write it too

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The women here are stuck up cows...

They could, at the very least, help pull them out instead of making observational comment. Useless!

PW "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“That Jonny Rotten is a bellend”.

Oh wait, I wrote that one.

If it makes you feel better I can write it too

Me too"

You say to me already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“That Jonny Rotten is a bellend”.

Oh wait, I wrote that one.

If it makes you feel better I can write it too

I would actually appreciate that.

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