FabSwingers.com forum: Worst chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You have heard?

There’s something wrong with your mouth.

My dicks not in it.

Any more?

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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago

S. Northants

"You'll do"

Or,

"Well I don't see anyone else talking to you."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck my dick and I’ll feed you cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck my dick and I’ll feed you cake. "

Chocolate cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck my dick and I’ll feed you cake.

Chocolate cake?"

You can take your pick.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Alright luv; Your tits look heavy. Here let me hold them for you….’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fancy going halves on a bastard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like tapes and CD’s?

Let me tape this dick to your head so you can see deez nuts.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

I'm not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

Are you a shark? Because I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Are you a washing machine? Because I really want to put my dirty load in you.’

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Hey darlin’ - you have something on your tits!

…….my eyes!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like wine gums ?

Well wined your gums around this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you know the difference between a KFC and a blow job. When they say no, reply come with me and I will show you

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By *dventurous biMan
over a year ago

tesside

Eeeeh you don’t sweat much for a fat lass

Fancy a shag?

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