FabSwingers.com forum: Nora the Xplorer

By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

There’s a horse running in the 1440 at Cheltenham called Nora the Xplorer.

I wish I was riding her

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Indeed. But I’d be nervous at what she’d find on me!??

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Indeed. But I’d be nervous at what she’d find on me!?? "

Genital warts?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm saying noubt

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

"Indeed. But I’d be nervous at what she’d find on me!??

Genital warts?

Is that what they are!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There’s a horse running in the 1440 at Cheltenham called Nora the Xplorer.

I wish I was riding her

She probably cum last

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I’m sure there’s a joke about an old nagg in there somewhere but I’m not brave enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it also fueled by coffee and naughty secrets

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Jesus I was worried this was an RIP post for a minute!

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Jesus I was worried this was an RIP post for a minute! "

The ghost of Nora's arse...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Jesus I was worried this was an RIP post for a minute! "

Are you dead ?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Jesus I was worried this was an RIP post for a minute!

Are you dead ?

Don’t think so. Waves are a bit choppy today though so I need to be careful

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’ve put money on this now fiddles. It better win!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Jesus I was worried this was an RIP post for a minute!

The ghost of Nora's arse... "

Forever haunting you lot!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ve put money on this now fiddles. It better win!"

So have I. It’s got a good chance. It might need a crack with the whip though.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ve put money on this now fiddles. It better win!"

God I hope so

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ve put money on this now fiddles. It better win!

God I hope so

Haha you can send me my money back if it doesn’t. That’s the deal yeah?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ve put money on this now fiddles. It better win!

So have I. It’s got a good chance. It might need a crack with the whip though.

The bloody price went down quick! Is that your fault lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I’ve put money on this now fiddles. It better win!

God I hope so

Haha you can send me my money back if it doesn’t. That’s the deal yeah?"

Knew you'd say that

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I’ve put money on this now fiddles. It better win!

God I hope so

Haha you can send me my money back if it doesn’t. That’s the deal yeah?

Knew you'd say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiddy up Nora

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

" Nora the Xplorer.

I wish I was riding her

I think this quite often.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Kiddy up Nora

Jump on

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

" Nora the Xplorer.

I wish I was riding her

I think this quite often. "

Me or the horse?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

" Nora the Xplorer.

I wish I was riding her

I think this quite often.

Me or the horse?"

I am no horseman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kiddy up Nora

Jump on

I’ll hold on to your boobs

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Kiddy up Nora

Jump on

I’ll hold on to your boobs

And I’ll hold yours.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

It's about time someone whipped her

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

And they’re off.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

" Nora the Xplorer.

I wish I was riding her

I think this quite often.

Me or the horse?

I am no horseman.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"And they’re off.

Let me know I don’t have a tv near me haha

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"It's about time someone whipped her

Haha. I need whipping into shape for sure

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Kiddy up Nora

Jump on

I’ll hold on to your boobs

Oh ok

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Better win, I bet my left testicle and a eyebrow on this

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Better win, I bet my left testicle and a eyebrow on this "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Sorry Nora

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Sorry Nora

Bloody hell. All fiddles’ fault!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like it came last.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

5th

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5th "

Out of 5?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another let down by Nora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5th

Out of 5?

Out of 4!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Oh dear. Lovely hind quarters though.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Oh dear. Lovely hind quarters though.

Very good form too

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Another let down by Nora

Story of my life eh Rex!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"5th

Out of 5?

9 was 1 non runner, I expected that to be Nora

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Oh dear. Lovely hind quarters though.

Very good form too

Very good.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"5th

Out of 5?

9 was 1 non runner, I expected that to be Nora

. If you ever see me running it means a feckin monster is chasing me. Or someone shouted free gin - First come first served!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"5th

Out of 5?

9 was 1 non runner, I expected that to be Nora

. If you ever see me running it means a feckin monster is chasing me. Or someone shouted free gin - First come first served! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If that horse is anything like Nora is in real life, it's bound to have found the only pot hole on the course and fell down it....

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If that horse is anything like Nora is in real life, it's bound to have found the only pot hole on the course and fell down it....

I really shouldn't laugh but ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If that horse is anything like Nora is in real life, it's bound to have found the only pot hole on the course and fell down it....

I really shouldn't laugh but ..."

You know its true ha ha ha

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"If that horse is anything like Nora is in real life, it's bound to have found the only pot hole on the course and fell down it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free gin - First come first served!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Free gin - First come first served!

Haha I see what you did there

. Cheeky

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"If that horse is anything like Nora is in real life, it's bound to have found the only pot hole on the course and fell down it....

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Not damaging those legs, I hope

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"5th

Out of 5?

9 was 1 non runner, I expected that to be Nora

. If you ever see me running it means a feckin monster is chasing me. Or someone shouted free gin - First come first served! "

Or live boings two blocks down

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"5th

Out of 5?

9 was 1 non runner, I expected that to be Nora

. If you ever see me running it means a feckin monster is chasing me. Or someone shouted free gin - First come first served!

Or live boings two blocks down

Oh yes. And that!

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