FabSwingers.com forum: What sort of d*unk are you

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

I know when I have had a few I talk a load of shite pretty much how I am on here. What sort of d*unk are you

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Mrs Pf - a chatty d*unk who has to talk to everyone!!!

Mr Pf - a happy d*unk, easy to make laugh.

Both - horny d*unks

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Silly and sleepy apparently.

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Happy and full of life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I do drink I no when I've had enough I just go home can't do the babbling on crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very placid happy drinker. I begin to really waffle

(this last waffle example gives no evidence that I am d*unk 24/7)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be fun and energised but now i don't get d*unk any more i tend to get sad and send stupid messages that make life harder for when im not d*unk and then end up even sadder

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Loud and talkative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The

Absolute

Best

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I become fluent in another language - Uttershite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a complete chatterbox, you can’t shut me up after I’ve had a few.

Oh, and a blusher. Half a glass in and my cheeks flare up so much I could melt glaciers

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By *ev257Man
over a year ago

cardiff

I'm normally happy n full of energy, these days I only drink if going to see a band, I can then have a jump around n release some of my excess energy.

Even now at 56 I can still last the full gig at the front for any punk band, that is only if I'm pissed.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

I talk nonsense non of which I mean I also have a habit of falling over or falling asleep or both

Apparently I snore when d*unk though that has never been proven

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Surprised as I don't drink lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chatty and horny

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I become fluent in another language - Uttershite. "
I can speak that language.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I happy d*unk who likes to over explain everything if it’s a topic I’m interested in

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

"I become fluent in another language - Uttershite. I can speak that language.

Same here I can also talk

Total bollocks

Gibberish

And complete tosh

All very difficult to master when sober

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I’m a flirtatious d*unk as long as I’m stood up. If I sit down then I’m an asleep d*unk. Remember the guy who always fell asleep on those sofas in nightclubs? That was me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy then loud, then reflective, then crying, then vomiting, then asleep.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Happy huggy dancey one

Unless there is a fight and then I snap quicker than an elastic band

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

Handsome, sexy, chatty, happy dude who loves to thing and dance

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

I am absolute angel.. although my d*unk innerself who we refer to as d*unk val is a nightmare

Signs me up to everything, agrees to do stuff she wont remember in the morning and I’m left up deal with the aftermath lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very chatty, generous (buy too many people too many drinks), and flirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I act like a complete tit when I'm d*unk....friends say it's no different to sober Andy

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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago

belfast

Sleepy,very sleepy,all I want to do is go to bed to sleep

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I become fluent in another language - Uttershite. I can speak that language.

Same here I can also talk

Total bollocks

Gibberish

And complete tosh

All very difficult to master when sober "

Multi-lingual eh.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Very tactile. Tad flirty. Prone to encouraging bad behaviour in others. Bit sarky. And my accent becomes full on douche. This is why I only ever get tipsy and don't go full d*unk douchenozzle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirty chatty and horny

Definitely sed yes to people I wouldn’t have not d*unk

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

"I become fluent in another language - Uttershite. I can speak that language.

Same here I can also talk

Total bollocks

Gibberish

And complete tosh

All very difficult to master when sober

Multi-lingual eh.

I can be d*unk on four different continents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sleepy,very sleepy,all I want to do is go to bed to sleep"

Yes, makes me want to go to bed to ….erm, sleep too

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By *arkcrystalMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Silly and flirty and once forgetful with a work laptop......oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy, horny,loud

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By *rDiscretionXXXMan
over a year ago

Gilfach

I don't like the feeling of being d*unk, so I usually go home as soon as I feel that way.

I'm surprised everyone here is so positive. I know plenty of people that get aggressive, angry, leery, overly-familiar, tearful, and downright selfish when d*unk. Good for all of you for not being those people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy d*unk who talks too much and loves everyone haha

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Chatty and flirty

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"I become fluent in another language - Uttershite. I can speak that language.

Same here I can also talk

Total bollocks

Gibberish

And complete tosh

All very difficult to master when sober

Multi-lingual eh.

I can be d*unk on four different continents

Now that is a good bender.

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Chatty, dancing, horny & very dirty

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By *ozapperMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

Quiet and observative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid, confident and horny

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Flirty ,silly loud and clumsy I’m suffering from a extremely painful broken shoulder from falling after to many shots

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By *urplezrainWoman
over a year ago

SCUNTHORPE

Banter queen, talk to anyone, laugh...and thats without vodka. Add that and i just up my game lol

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

I chat shit, text shit to f/bs and friends, fall asleep, wake up and then send apologetic texts

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By *ed velvet thornWoman
over a year ago

over the rainbow

Talk more than normal which I never knew was possible as I never shut up even in an empty room unless the ex turns up then im 10 men and ready to murder him hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy and daft

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Many years ago in my younger days I was a prick with a capital C.

Age has definitely mellowed me out. 2 pints now and I want to go home and go to bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka makes me dance like Beyoncé and sing like Adele

J xx

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Depends on the company. If I'm uncomfortable I become morose, but if I'm comfortable I tend to be happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Handsome, sexy, chatty, happy dude who loves to thing and dance "

Wait - drinking makes you handsome?!

Jesus that explains what happened when I gave up. I must immediately start drinking again

I was a huggy/happy d*unk. And I’d always go walkabout.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love everyone when I'm d*unk and become even more affectionate than normal, also very horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love everyone when I'm d*unk and become even more affectionate than normal, also very horny

I’d love you back, if was d*unk too

(and when sober, probably!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love everyone when I'm d*unk and become even more affectionate than normal, also very horny

I’d love you back, if was d*unk too

(and when sober, probably!)

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

The hugger who buys every round

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

I’m a flirting d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inked is the trying to put the world to rights d*unk, the chat your head off d*unk.

Im a giggling, flirty d*unk.

(Miss)

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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago

Welling

"Handsome, sexy, chatty, happy dude who loves to thing and dance

Wait - drinking makes you handsome?!

Jesus that explains what happened when I gave up. I must immediately start drinking again

I was a huggy/happy d*unk. And I’d always go walkabout. "

Yeah, sober I don’t think I am handsome, just a normal guy bit better than gorilla.

But when d*unk, yeah I feel handsome and happy. That actually how I know I had enough drinks and need to switch to cola.

P.S. also very generous, buying rounds after rounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bigger kid than when I'm sober

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be everyone’s best mate, which I admit, is annoying to everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirty slut d*unk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty d*unk !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chatty, flirty and very slutty xx

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

A dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love how almost everyone is just flirty/horny, what a great community!

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By *nexpectedExplorerMan
over a year ago

SA3

Similar to OP, I get chatty and it become more and more stupid the more I drink I think (but never in a way that I have to apologise next day thankfully)

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"I know when I have had a few I talk a load of shite pretty much how I am on here. What sort of d*unk are you

I fall asleep

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

Happy, flirtatious, mischievous and usually found dancing!

Unless fed red wine - that’s an entirely different story xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very happy d*unk I like to dance

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Silly and I want to dance

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Happy, smiley

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

Happy, chatty, hopefully funny, usually found near a dancefloor.

Until the wall hits and I just need to sleep... literally anywhere. Normally a bench on the way home.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Very happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a very silly d*unk! I just want to fuck and I'm extremely clumsy. I am still able to control myself though and be aware of my surroundings etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overly confident and cheeky. People seem to like d*unk me but I’m surprised I haven’t been punched more often than I have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drink now. I was crap at it.

But for some its exactly right for them.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Lively, flirty, love a boogie……

But that one too many I’m home with my head down the toilet.

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

On the rare occasion it happens. Happy, happy,happy... snoring in a corner

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By *uffolkClareClactonDaveCouple
over a year ago

Felixstowe/Clacton-on-Sea

"I become fluent in another language - Uttershite. I can speak that language.

Same here I can also talk

Total bollocks

Gibberish

And complete tosh

All very difficult to master when sober "

I wouldn't say that. Politicians manage perfectly well.

I haven't had a drink for over a year but when I did drink I was even more chatty than when I'm sober. And I'm very chatty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny horny horny!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Horny horny horny! "

Song quotes

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Awesome, fun, friendly and at bit slurry.posh voice

Then go into slut mode

Then utter bitch noone can stop me

I have no idea I'm being d*unk... This is what I'm told

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

I don’t shut up, tell strangers how gorgeous they look, chat shite in the loos

Also have a good old biggie which I don’t do enough of. Love dancing, such a good release

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"I don’t shut up, tell strangers how gorgeous they look, chat shite in the loos

Also have a good old biggie which I don’t do enough of. Love dancing, such a good release "

*boogie

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By *hris99Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

I’m the happy dancer

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Currently a very happy d*unk West Ham fan

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I don’t shut up, tell strangers how gorgeous they look, chat shite in the loos

Also have a good old biggie which I don’t do enough of. Love dancing, such a good release

*boogie"

Where were you in Manchester anyway haha ??

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I'm a happy one and like to sing loudly (even though I can't really sing).

Katie.

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By *erces LetiferMan
over a year ago

Somewhere off the edge of the map... 'ere there be monsters

Stage 1: Happy

Stage 2: Hungry

Stage 3: Horny

Stage 4: … Asleep

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Depends how tired I am. I tend to become a bit sentimental or sleepy, especially on wine.

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By *amesy6918Man
over a year ago

newry

Hungry and horny! A bad mix!lol

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Tonight I’m happy and horny

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Sleepy and get on with everyone type of d*unk

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By *aleunicorn500Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Headachy.

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

Happy d*unk

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"I don’t shut up, tell strangers how gorgeous they look, chat shite in the loos

Also have a good old biggie which I don’t do enough of. Love dancing, such a good release

*boogie

Where were you in Manchester anyway haha ?? "

Ah a few reasons why I couldn’t come, was gutted! I’ll be there in august

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I don’t shut up, tell strangers how gorgeous they look, chat shite in the loos

Also have a good old biggie which I don’t do enough of. Love dancing, such a good release

*boogie

Where were you in Manchester anyway haha ??

Ah a few reasons why I couldn’t come, was gutted! I’ll be there in august

Yay see ya there

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By *kinnybhoyMan
over a year ago

stoke

A happily recovered one, almost 18 years now.

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth

"A happily recovered one, almost 18 years now."

That’s amazing!

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I love to dance when d*unk but then sleepy

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By *he_TicklersCouple
over a year ago

Havant & Aberdare

Horny and sleepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always hated being d*unk - horrible feeling. Never touch the stuff now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Louder,chatty,& more flirty than ever...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious, horny and flirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flirty and talkative apparently x

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Fall asleep

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’m the happy d*unk who thinks I’m made of money and buys everyone that smiles at me a shot!

Also very, VERY clumsy! Many an injury, including broken bones from dancing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A loner. I get a bit more of a recluse, primarily because I have no one to go out drinking with.. though if there's a live band I somehow know the words to their original song even though I've never heard it before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've learnt not to make important life decisions when d*unk

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By *hesexpeopleCouple
over a year ago

s wales

"Very tactile. Tad flirty. Prone to encouraging bad behaviour in others. Bit sarky. And my accent becomes full on douche. This is why I only ever get tipsy and don't go full d*unk douchenozzle.

Oh no this is me also, but I do go full d*unk

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By *rNaughtyNickMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Happy and Naughty D*unk x

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By *9alMan
over a year ago

Bridgend

I am normally a happy or a sleepy d*unk but occasionally I am a fighting obnoxious d*unk, by far the worst is when I become a singing d*unk

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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Happy then loud, then reflective, then crying, then vomiting, then asleep."

I tend to skip all of that and just go straight for the sleep part. I don’t change very much at all (in my own perception), pretty much up the point I’m just too sozzled to stay awake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be the happy d*unk I can get a bit naughty while d*unk but generally the happy smiley d*unk lol

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