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By *Bacchus. OP   Man
over a year ago

Torquay

I've been guilty of it myself in the past, but I think it's time we put and end to the term "oral skills "

In verifications.

It's unimaginative and overused

Also add the phrase "pussy felt amazing"

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Can we get rid of sucks like a dyson also.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Could we call it the taste of things to cum.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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No. How else am I meant to know someone can breathe through their ears or have me squirting through the bedsheets? Or men know that their mind, soul and penis will be blown by the cocksucking? Don't deny us this.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

Also add the phrase "pussy felt amazing"

"

Do pussies feel vastly different ?

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Can we get rid of sucks like a dyson also. "

Agreed. I suck like a shark thank you very much.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

What if they are a really orator though? Is it still acceptable in that situation?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Can we get rid of sucks like a dyson also.

Agreed. I suck like a shark thank you very much. "

I suck like Henry

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Can we get rid of sucks like a dyson also.

Agreed. I suck like a shark thank you very much.

I suck like Henry"

I just suck as a human being

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"Can we get rid of sucks like a dyson also. "

And ‘could such a golf ball through a hose pipe’

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds


"Can we get rid of sucks like a dyson also.

Agreed. I suck like a shark thank you very much.

I suck like Henry"

I’ve been told I suck like a black and decker garden blower.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Can we get rid of sucks like a dyson also.

And ‘could such a golf ball through a hose pipe’ "

Good ol'e FMJ

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over a year ago

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"Can we get rid of sucks like a dyson also.

And ‘could such a golf ball through a hose pipe’

Good ol'e FMJ"

I don’t know what that means

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Can we get rid of sucks like a dyson also.

And ‘could such a golf ball through a hose pipe’

Good ol'e FMJ

I don’t know what that means "

Full Metal Jacket, the film where that quote was made famous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should be just tick boxes of what sex acts the person did and then a star scoring system.

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

“She’s got teeth like a bottle opener!”

I’m saving this one for someone special

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton


"Can we get rid of sucks like a dyson also.

And ‘could such a golf ball through a hose pipe’

Good ol'e FMJ

I don’t know what that means

Full Metal Jacket, the film where that quote was made famous"

“Are you John Wayne? Is it me?”

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By *uckoldDesiresMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"

Also add the phrase "pussy felt amazing"

Do pussies feel vastly different ?"

Yes very much so in my opinion

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By *Bacchus. OP   Man
over a year ago

Torquay


"No. How else am I meant to know someone can breathe through their ears or have me squirting through the bedsheets? Or men know that their mind, soul and penis will be blown by the cocksucking? Don't deny us this."

I'm merely trying to eliminate the laziness that's corroding our beautiful language, reach a little further in your descriptions, instead of using boilerplate terminology to express acts of intimacy.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Can we get rid of sucks like a dyson also.

Agreed. I suck like a shark thank you very much. "

Excuse me for a moment, off to get banned from Sea World.

LvM

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

So two things:

- Definitely banned from all aquariums now, worldwide.

- Mixed up the marine life and vacuum manufacturer.

LvM

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By *issEmmWoman
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"Can we get rid of sucks like a dyson also.

And ‘could such a golf ball through a hose pipe’

Good ol'e FMJ

I don’t know what that means

Full Metal Jacket, the film where that quote was made famous"

Oh I see I’ve seen that film, my brain must be broken

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"So two things:

- Definitely banned from all aquariums now, worldwide.

- Mixed up the marine life and vacuum manufacturer.

LvM"

Do you still have a penis?

P.s. That was quick.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"So two things:

- Definitely banned from all aquariums now, worldwide.

- Mixed up the marine life and vacuum manufacturer.

LvM

Do you still have a penis?

P.s. That was quick. "

Just about... (it bodes well that speed impresses you)

LvM

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"So two things:

- Definitely banned from all aquariums now, worldwide.

- Mixed up the marine life and vacuum manufacturer.

LvM

Do you still have a penis?

P.s. That was quick.

Just about... (it bodes well that speed impresses you)

LvM"

Oldie but goldie

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Can we also get rid of the use of to die for in verifications!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Also add the phrase "pussy felt amazing"

Do pussies feel vastly different ?"
yes massively unique taste different too

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"What if they are a really orator though? Is it still acceptable in that situation?"

Pericles has entered the chat

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"What if they are a really orator though? Is it still acceptable in that situation?

Pericles has entered the chat"

Sorry to break this to you, but I think Pericles died quite some time ago

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